
I hate this stupid page! I never
meant to come here and I want to go home!
Take me back to the Legendary Leftover Page!
Well, if you're reading this, I guess that means you're willing to stick around
for a while...but I have to say, the information contained within this link is
bound to offend at least 27% of wimpy Right-Handers who can't seem to cope with
their obvious inferiority... whoops, there I go again...
Anyway, thanks for sticking around! Are you ready to Live the Legend of the Leftie?
Okay, here goes...
Right-Handers are logged into the left side of the brain, which is the
logical half. So Right-Handers are sensible, reasonable and generally
dull. But Lefties, however, are connected up to the right side of the
brain, which is the artistic chunk. Left-Handers are, therefore, imaginative,
creative, surprising, witty, crazy, original, obsessive, stubborn, and just
about every other good adjective you can think of. But they are never, never,
never dull.
Legendary Leftie Links