Welcome back fellow Gimps!
This page is dedicated to my love of guns, yes yes,
i have always wanted to blow off a couple
of rounds, and say those famous lines.. "watz
up nigga".
But much to my surprise the shooting range we
went to had a couple of rules that made it
impossible for me to do that. In fact you could'nt
take a piss unless they pat u down and give
you a five minute pass to the gents. Anyways
we still had shit loads of fun. $40 bucks well spent
(includes gun hire, 10 target sheets, and a condom
that looks like a bullet).
heres the long awaited pageeeee
*click
on the thumbnails to get a larger view*
A.
B.
Well .. this is the gang.. in photo A starting
from the right ..
Bah, Tuan, Phu, Ivan, Phouc, and me!
In photo B. from the right.. bah, tuan, phu,
tuong, and ivan.
We all had special secret asian agent names,
we are reluctant to reveal them to u but, being
big mouthed yokals.. we'll tell ya..
|
Real Name
|
Also Known as
|
Special Power
|
Weakness
|
| Bah |
The Human Penis |
Can secrete penile fluid out of nose. |
Cammando Condoms |
| Tuong |
Ass-man |
Lethal ass muscles |
Genital Warts |
| Phouc |
Fuck |
None |
Dislikes Barney the Dinosaur |
| Joey(me) |
Mongolian Monkey |
X-ray vision |
Anal probes |
| Ivan |
Stick man |
Homosexuality |
Straight people |
| Phu |
Butt-Munch |
Extraordinary pair of tits |
Flat chests |
| Tuan |
Skanky-hoe |
Delivers a powerful suction from mouth |
Smelly people |
Enter the Chink!!! HIyyyya!
Lock and Load boyzzzz!!! |
Goof ball!!!
|
ooooooh neat piece! |
See why we don't sell guns to half-ass
asians |
I have hairy balls |
I have a hairy a penis |
I
am very sexually deprived, thats y i need a gun like you to
take my worries away.....
 The
Kapow Rifle |
The Ziggy Semi |
 Practicing
for the next liquor store heist. |
:( no more silly fotos :(
|
Aren't you glad your not my
neighbour?
B.
I
am very sexually deprived, thats y i need a gun like you to
The
Kapow Rifle
Practicing
for the next liquor store heist.