I work at Advance Auto Parts. This past week, a guy came in and after searching the whole store, he came up to me and asked if we carried repulsors so his car would be able to float. after a much regrettable apology to him, he left. Now I ask you, where is this guy from???? -GovTarkin
10. You think you live on the planet Tatooine.
9. You ask where you can buy an X-Wing.
8. You ask if you can have hyperdrive with that.
7. You time how long untill 3po says "Were doomed" again.
6. You start trying to build a lightsaber.
5. You see everything in subtitles.
4. You start trashing Star Trek conventions.
3. You start finding problems with the toys.
2. You get sick just to talk like Darth Vader.
1. You knock you're self unconcius trying to use the force !
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