Joke 1: Mother: What kind of teacher teaches you how to play the flute? Son: What kind. Mother: A private tooter.

Joke 2: Mother: What do astronauts get when they do all their homework? Son: What. Mother: Gold stars.

Joke 3: Son: Were do we get condensed milk? Mother: Were. Son: From short cows.

Joke 4: Son: Why shouldn't you put grease on your hair the night before a test? Mother: Why. Son: Because, if you did, everything might slip your mind.

Joke 5: Mother: If you received ten dollars from ten people, what would you have? Son: A new bike!!!

Joke 6: Mother: Son, what did they do at the Boston Tea Party? Son: I don't know, ma'am. I wasn't invited.

Joke 7: Son: Where do fish sleep? Mother: In water beds.

Joke 8: Son: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Mother: Big hands!

Joke 9: Mother: What is the world's smartest insect? Son: What. Mother: The spelling bee.

Joke 10: Moter: What's the smartest food in the market? Son: What. Mother: Grade "A" eggs.

Joke 11: Son: What's the difference between a dressmaker and the school nurse? Son: What. Mother: One cuts the dresses and the other dresses the cuts.

Joke 12: Son: Why did the student eat nickels for lunch? Son: Why. Mother: Because the teacher wanted to see some change in him.

Joke 13: Mother: You only got six mistakes on your spelling test at school. Son: Really? I'm doing better. Mother: Yes, you are. Too bad there were only eight words on the test.

Joke 14: Mother: Do you know where we get brown eggs? Son: Dirty chickens!

Joke 15: Son: Why did the two-headed monster do well in school? Mother: Because two heads are better than one.

Joke 16: Son: Why did the duck like to tell jokes in class? Mother: Because he was a quack-up.