Guido Anchovis: Guido Anchovis is the lover of the Samurai Pizza Cats, most of the time he's day dreaming about girls. But in the Pizza-Parlor he seems to do a little more work and get in lesser trouble than Speedy Service (most of the time). Wand it comes time to deliver a pizza he's on the job, he don't seem to deliver a pizza as fast as Speedy Service. Most of the reason is he takes his time, he'll stop to talk to any pretty girl and he seems to always be at Lucille house more often. Wand it comes to battling he's always ready to fight. He carries one large Umbrella which he whack's Ninja Crows with, the umbrella also holds a sword inside which he pulls out most of the time to fight with, he can also use his umbrella to hypnotize Ninja Crows and also use it to burn Ninja Crows to. Guido Anchovis use's knifes, small but fast wand thrown. In the Samurai Pizza Cat intro (the part wand they first meet the Bad Guy) Guido Anchovis is the first one to speak, he hide under his umbrella until he's ready to say his rime. He has a final attack that is seen only a few times in the show, he use's his sword to do his final attack with.

Guido Anchovis: I'm feeling a little flat right now!