Dear Super Shirley,
I'm a 14 year old girl and every night I wet my bed.I can't control myself.But before I pee I have the same dream every night.Well i walk in the bathroom and I see a big monkey going to the bathroom.The toilet is purple.He's peeing.Then I look inside the toilet to see how long he's been going and a smelly greenish brown hand reaches out and pulls me in just as the monkey flushes.As I swirl round I wet the bed.Do I wet myself because of the sound of water or is it that I get an extreme orgasm from the green man and seeing the monkeys big dick that the orgasm becomes so extreme that I pee uncontrolably?Or maybe its because everyone at school calls me a weinie head.What do you think super shirley?What can I DO???Sniff Sniff.well goodbye.
wet dreamer
Dear Wet Dreamer,
The dream you are having about the monkey is very unusual and I don't think it has anything to do about you wetting your bed. What I think is that you are having sexual changes. You might be turning to a man instead of a woman. That's very common now-a-days. If you go to a doctor he will fix your problem and you'll become a woman again. I hope this helps you fix your problem.
Super Shirley
Dear Super Shirley,
I have a big problem. I think my little brother is changing. He's only 8 years old but he's doing some pretty weird stuff lately. Yesterday he locked himself in the bathroom and when he came out half an hour later he had make up all over his face. And the day before he had painted nailpolish on his toenails. I'm afraid. I think he's becoming..well you know...becoming gay. Help me!
Liz Bian
Dear Liz Bian,
Are you sure that you aren't gay yourself? Look at your name. It almost sounds like lezbian. Your brother could be getting it from you or any other of your family members. Well anyway it's okay if your little brother sounds like he's becoming gay. Gay doesn't always mean it's bad. It's only bad in your thoughts. Gay people aren't as bad as you think. They're like any other person only they go out with their own gender people. Well maybe your little brother is just going through a stage. You never know.
Super Shirley
Dear Super Shirley,
I like classical music and my friends like rock music. I hate rock music. Classical music is so beautiful. Beethoven is so cool and Bach's music rocks! I don't know what other kids love rock music. It is too weird for me. Is there something wrong with me?
Mya Music
Dear Mya Music,
There is nothing wrong with you liking classical music. It's cool to be different.
Super Shirley
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