One liners

• You're so fat that everytime you turn around it's your birthday!!

• You're so fat that when you step on the scale, it saids to be continued...

• You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror it shatters!!

• You're so ugly that when people look at you face to face, they scream!!

• You're so skinny that people mistaken you as a toothpick!!

• You're so old that your social security number is 1!!

• You're so hot that when people touch you they say ow!

• You're so cool, that you live with the winter breeze