The whole bathroom story all started at a restaurant when I was at vacation. It was the most stupidest things i've ever done. This story may not sound funny when you read it but try reading it out loud and you'll start cracking up.
"Over there," she said pointing at the left.
So me, Shirley the beautiful, walked over to the door. There was a sign there saying something about the restroom but I didn't pay attention to it. So I walked into the room. i couldn't find the restrooms. I searched and searched in that room and I got lost, so I got back to that sign. It said to go right and then behind the stairs to go to the restrooms. I followed those directions and I got to a hall.
In that hall, I saw a suspicious man leaning against the wall. He had blue eyes and brown eyes and a beard. He made me think of one of those people in movies who are in the alley and start to beat up people. So I quickly walked passed him. Good! He didn't kill me!
Then I came to the door leading to the ladies bathroom. There was some paper towels stuffed into where the doorknob was supposed to be. Boy, this was scaring me. Maybe this is a drug related bathroom where all these bad women have mary jane and everything. I didn't want to go in, but I had to go pee really bad. So I pushed at the door. It wouldn't budge. Oh no! It won't open. I have to go really bad and I can't enter the bathroom. What will I do? Pee on the streets.
"Just calm down," I said to myself.
I pushed the door harder and it opened! When I came in the restroom, it smelled like smoke. Maybe this was a drug related bathroom. I entered into the second stall. While I was peeing I heard this two ladies talking about this person who was drugged. Maybe he was drugged in this bathroom. Oh no! Soon those two ladies left and I stopped peeing.
I tugged at the toilet paper and it fell off it's rack to the floor. So I tugged at the toilet paper and ripped it off it's circal thingy. Then I left the toilet paper on the floor. Oh well. Some lady will find it on the floor later and put it back on it's rack. Then I left the toilet. Hey it didn't flush by itself like some other toilets in special places. Oh well. Let some other lady flush it herself.
Then I walked to the sink and washed my hands. I looked for the paper towels. I couldn't find them. i searched for ten minutes and then I finally saw it. They were right next to me on the wall. Duh! How stupid am I? Oops I take it back.
I walked out of the bathroom into the hall. Good! The suspicious man wasn't there anymore. He's not going to kill me. I walked out of the hall into the room and to the door. I saw these 2 kids fighting each other. Then this witch lady came with 2 chairs and started to yell at them. i thought she was yelling at me and I started to back away. But then I realized she was talking to them. Thank goodness. And that's my story of the bathroom story.
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