"The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have."-Anonymous
"The course of true love never did run smooth."-William Shakespeare
"Before you judge, take a look at you. Can't you find something better to do? Point the finger, slow to understand, arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand."
"Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years ahead."-Anonymous
"There are always two choices, two paths to take. One is easy. And its only reward is that it's easy."-Unknown
"What fools these mortals be"-Robin Goodfellow(Puck from A Midsummer Night's Dream)
"They can't hurt you unless you let them."
"Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is."-Mark Twain
"Love who you love, not who loves you."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
"A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever."-Jessamyn West
"Those who have imagination without learning have wings, but no feet."-Anonymous
"We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything."-Thomas Alva Edison
"In the end, it's all okay. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass."
"Don't label me. I'm not a can of soup."
"I'll fight with all my power against what you're syaing, but I'll defend with my life your right to say it."
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...It has no survival value, rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
"Whoever knows he is deep strives for clarity, whoever would like to appear deep to the crowd strives for obscurity. For the crowd considers anything deep if only it cannot see the bottom:the crowd is so timid and afraid of going into the water."
"To challenge me, you must be brave. To compete against me, you must be strong. To beat me, you must be kidding."
"I wish people would quit telling me I can do anything I want. I never thought I couldn't."
"How glorious it is-and also how painful-to be an exception."
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference."
"You know who I am, what I do, and what I want, but you do not know me."
"You never really grow up, you just learn how to act in public."
"Life is a play. 'Tis not its length, but the performance that counts."
"You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same."
"Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive."
"I am me for I choose to be, not because you asked me to be."
"If you don't control your mind, someone else will."
"Don't rent space in your head to anyone."
"And so ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I say I did not kill this man, for death is a gift given at birth...I simply unwrapped the package."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
"He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know."
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
"Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases, think for yourself."
"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly' meaning many and the word 'ticks' meaning blood sucking parasites."
"The proctologist called-they found your head."
"Didn't you cry when Bambi's mother died?---Yes. It was very sad when the man stopped DRAWING THE DEER."
"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."
"I'd like to give a damn, really I would. But I don't."
"The key to life is to know that people will try to screw you over, and to let them know that if they do, you will screw them over harder."
"Artists can paint the sky red, because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artisits, must color things the way they are, or people will think we're idiots."
"I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I felt and you still wouldn't understand, so now, I leave without a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground."
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everyone else, means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting."
"Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win."
"The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right next to them, knowing you can't have them."
"Smile--it confuses people."
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
"Sometimes you can look at someone and just know how good their face would feel hitting the back of your hand."
"There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."
"I fear being like everybody I hate. I fear failure. I fear losing control. I love balancing between chaos and control with everything I do. I always have a fear of going one way or antoher, getting lost in something, or losing everything to get lost in. And I fear being a completely acceptable sheep in society."
"They keep saying that the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."
"If we must choose between them, it is safer to be feared than to be loved."
"Love is when you run out of excuses for hating someone."
"Just remember, if someone pisses you off, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to lift your hand and slap them upside the head."
"We're all a little weird, and life is a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into the mutually satisfying weirdness and call it true love."
"No one feels another's grief, no one understands another's joy. People imagine they can reach each other. But in reality, they only pass each other by."
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds, our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
"You don't drown by falling into the water, you drown by staying there."
"I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD...I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to me once; I don't want to waste it."
"If you're falling off a cliff, you might as well try to fly. You've got nothing to lose."
"Silence is the true friend that never betrays us."
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"I quote others only in order to better understand myself."
"If only close minded people could be close mouthed."
"Today is tomorrow's yesterday."-Unknown
"If you think you can or if you think you can't, you're right either way."-Henry Ford
"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."-Robert Frost
"Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."
"Great dancers are not great because of their technique; they are great because of their passion."-Martha Graham
"The world makes way for the person who knows where they are going."-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative."
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."-Cato the Elder
"Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely."-Karen Kaiser Clark
"The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success."-Anonymous
"Nothing is interesting if you're not interested."-Helen Macinness
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."-Albert Einstein
"I have never seen a greater monster or miracle than myself"-Montaigne
"Those who dream by day are aware of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
"Sometimes, when it's late at night and no one is around, no soul watching me; I look in front of the mirror and start to cry. Who is this person? Why is he always so sad? Why does he always cry when he looks at me? Why doesn't anyone love him? Why won't he ever leave me alone?! One day, his eyes will pop out of his head and he'll see me no more...no more."
"Wherever you go, there you are."-Buckaroo Bonzai
"When you're depressed, nothing else matters except what's going through your head; it's like the whole world goes away. Sometimes I like to be depressed."
"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him."
"I hold it true, what'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."-Alfred, Lord Tennyson
"If you can't dazzle them with logic, baffle them with bullshit."
"For there is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so." -Hamlet
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged cupid painted blind." -A Midsummer Night's Dream
"Mass genocide is the most exhausting task one could ever perform, well...next to soccer." -from "Dogma"
"I don't want to acheive immortality through my work; I want to acheive immortality through not dying." -Woody Allen
""My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened." -from "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series"
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -from "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series"
"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
"The more people I meet, the more I like my cat."
"Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven't figured out how to ask."
"I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything. Do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying."
"People are always saying you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing, like a toaster. Like you know what it is even. But every so often, I'll have, like, a moment, where just being myself in my life where I am, is, like, enough."
"Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of prison. And the crime is how much we hate ourselves. It's good to get dressed up once in a while. And admit the truth: that when you really look closely? People are so strange and so complicated that they're actually...beautiful. Possibly even me."
Bumper Sticker: "We are the proud parents of a child whose self esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us advertising his minor scholastic acheivements on the bumper of our car."
"With all the presidential administrations we've had, I'm sure that by now there must have been at least one person who, besides being in the cabinet, was also in the closet."
"In the United States anybody can be president. That's the problem."
"Fuck rational thought."
"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
"What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from."-T.S. Elliot
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