O-hoho-hooo.
O-hoho-hooo.

O-hoho-hooo.
O-hoho-hooo.

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
In fact it was a little bit frightning.
But they faught with expert timing...

There were funky china men,
from funky china town.
They were chopping them up,
They were chopping them down,
It's an ancient chinese art,
and everybody knew their part.
From a fann-tick to a snip.
And then kick it from the hip.

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
In fact it was a little bit frightning.
But they faught with expert timing...

There was funky Billy Tin
And little Sandy Charles,
He said: 'Here comes the big Boss [Where, where?!]
Let's get it on.'
We took the ball and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand.
That slow-motion made me skip
Now we're into a brand new trick.

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
In fact it was a little bit frightning.
But they faught with expert timing...

O-hoho-hooo.
O-hoho-hooo.

O-hoho-hooo.
O-hoho-hooo.

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...
Those kicks were fast as lightning,
In fact it was a little bit frightning.
But they faught with expert timing...

[O-hoho-hooo and refrain together now.]



 Who's the black private dick that's sex-machine to all the chicks?
                       Shaft!! 
 You damn right. 
 Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brotha man?.. 
                       Shaft! 
 Can you dig it? 
 Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? 
                       Shaft! 
 You right on. 
 They say this cat Shaft is a bad mutha... 
                 Shut Yo' Mouth!! 
 But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft. 
                 We can dig it. 
 He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman... 
                   John Shaft. 


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