We received this surprise email this morning from a person simply identifying themselves as "GL"...

Hi,

I was very sorry to hear about Bob, a terrible lose at such an early stage of his development. But that is in the past and I feel you would be better served if you could find 'son of Bob' to take the original Bobs place in your hearts. This may also result in a fit of jealousy from Bob and he'll return to take his rightful place.

Good Luck, don't lose hope.

GL

We are a little adverse to creating a replacement for Bob, as we feel that such an act may be detrimental to our memory of him. We like to think that one day, we might actually get the poor little dorrstop back, rather than be forced to make do with a shoddy second generation paperweight version.

That said, however, within an email we received from our walkabout Unit member, Richard, was the following hint of genius...

...Try to make a Betty to go with Bob, if we ever get him back.
As you now know what the job entails you can take the correct equipment! You could even fashion Boblets!!...

Now, that's not such a bad idea!

Come home Bob, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees... We wanna start a family!!