The fourth Bob related email that 14th Winchester VSU received in February caused more than a slight panic within the Unit. The email suggests that Bob is relatively close by, and in reasonable condition. As we suspected, this email confirms our fears that the Blackpool contact was a hoax.

This email also suggests that we will soon be making contact with Bob once more, and relatively soon as well. But it also suggests a more hideous motive - and we are unsure as to whether the Bob we will receive will be the Bob that we all know and love.

The letter follows:-

DO NOT BELIEVE EVERY THING YOU READ !!!!!

BOB IS NOT IN BLACKPOOL, HE IS CURRENTLY TAKING A WELL EARNED REST GETTING FIT AND BEAUTIFUL AT A 'HEALTH FARM' NOT 30 MILES FROM YOU.

BOB HAS EXPRESSED A DESIRE TO REJOIN HIS UNIT, TO THAT END HE IS EMBARKING ON A GRUELLING FITNESS REGIME SO HE CAN LOOK HIS BEST FOR TREK CART 2001.

BOB DID NOT WANT ANY PICTURES TAKEN AS HE INTENDS TO STUN THE WORLD WITH HIS NEW LOOK LATER IN THE YEAR.

REGARDS

NURSE M. (TOTEM TRANSFORMATIONS UK)

The "Nurse M" author of this email presents a rather disturbing image, quite reminiscent of the Nurse from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

Bob, come home! All is forgiven!