-Wear pink or jean shorts
-Pop your collar
-Wear loafers with shorts
-Tuck in a designer T-shirt
-Wear croakies
-Do a burnout in the Career Center parking lot
-Say you like Fran Tytell's class when she's not around
-Are named Dylan Greenwood
-Claim that George Bush has a clue
-Have a name that rhymes with maticipeth long
-Have a bowl cut past the age of 16
-Wear sunglasses inside
-Take a girl to a bowling alley for a first date
-Order a Hi-C Punch shake from Cookout
-Hang out at Walmart
-Supervise the school cafeteria
-Have a vanity plate
-Have car modifications that are worth more than the car
-Are 50+ and wear a tank top
-Wear a leather vest with a long sleeved shirt underneath
-Drive a silver BMW 323i with Duke vanity plates
-Threaten to sue a college if it doesn't admit you
-Tell a teacher that you read a textbook
-Volunteer to put a math problem on the board
-Come up with a name for your clique
-Wear a sleeveless shirt to school
-Have a rolling bookbag
-Put gel in your hair to achieve the "rugged" look
-Have delusions of grandeur about playing baseball in college
-Complain about a grade you got sophomore year
-Have a rattail or a mullet
-Come home from college every weekend
-Persistently brag about how "wasted" you got last night
-Take one class at the Career Center and it is AP Environmental Science
-Wear a baseball hat that isn't completely on your head
-Keep a Gold 'N Mild in your ear
-Are that guy in whom all the girls confide and complain about their boyfriends and you proceed to hate on the boyfriends
-Make fun of someone for being successful in school
-Make less than $100,000 annually and voted for George Bush
-Say that you would make a better Class Treasurer than Hammerin' Hamp because you have superior math skills
-Ever used the phrase "freedom fries"
-Wear Jnco shorts
-Are someone that always finds something to complain about
-Actually believed that the New Kids on the Block were hardcore
-Wear a beret
-Are on the safety patrol
