Plain and simple, I don't like weddings. That whole getting hitched thing is for hippies in my opinion. Now with that disclaimer out of the way, I present you with a review of American Wedding.
As can be expected by these crazy American Pie kids, they're gonna end up doing something stupid, or in this case, many things stupid. Before I get started, yet again, several characters were not included in this one, and were never brought up. No Tara Reid, no Chris Klein, no Mena Suvari.....and that all equals no wanting to drill a hole in my skull. Anyway, I'm supposed to be reviewing a movie here, so here's the deal. Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) are getting hitched, those crazy kids. Typical American Pie stuff ensues, and then I fell in love. Her name is January Jones, and she plays Michelle's sister, Cadence. This is one January that isn't cold people. Uh, where was I? Oh yes....So you get to see her in her undergarments....oh mother of God, I thought I was gonna fire my....FOCUS. Anywhoo, Stifler and Finch start fighting for the love of Cadence, and hilarity ensues. For the record, who remembers the "Dog jerk off" from Van Wilder? Well there is a scene, maybe 2 in this movie that are on par with that.....which I LOVED. Now it's time for the bad news. Somewhere toward the end, this movie became an extended, funny episode of Family Matters. You know how every episode had a moral, and toward the end, they'd cut in that sappy piano music and have a heart-to-heart? Well they actually had the sappy piano and the heart to heart. Long story short, the last 20 minutes is not overly funny and kinda serious...I guess what I'm saying is, this movie is 2 episodes of Seinfeld and one episode of Full House back to back. Final Review.....6.5/10.