Well I suppose you’re all wondering what happened to those amazingly popular reviews I used to do for this site.  I mean, just two months into the Nerdlinger launch and I go M.I.A., right?  I can assure you my recent relocation to Edmonton had nothing to do with my lack of contribution to this site.  Rather, I have been heavily sidetracked by business matters.  You see, it seems that our friends in the Federal Government do not appreciate the corporate loopholes and tax exempt status enjoyed here at C.G. House Enterprises.^©  As a result of corporate restructuring and whatnot, I have been unable to complete my reviews as scheduled.  Which is a shame because that “Pirates of the Caribbean ” review kicked ass.  I mean, really, it’s a shame you didn’t get a chance to read it, you would’ve laughed your ass off.  Anyways … due to the consequent changes in my financial situation, I have been unable to attend many of the latest film releases, thus limiting my review material substantially.  So, rather than resigning my position as reviewer for Nerdlinger and let those Fat Cats in Ottawa get their way I have decided to expand my horizons so to speak.  Simply put, I’m gonna review whatever the hell I want.  Instead of limiting myself to movies or music, I’m gonna offer my expertise in a wide variety of fields, including, but not limited to, the following:

·       The weather

·         Current headlines

·         Last month’s headlines

·         The service at Pizza Hut

·         People who always I.D. me

·         The smell in the elevator of my apartment building

·         Old people

·         People who walk slow

·         The escalating price of bobble heads

·         Communism

·         Pens I’ve stolen from work

·         The social implications of thongs

So, in a nutshell, that’s what you can expect in the upcoming weeks, months, and years from C.G. House^© reviews; a completely new and innovative form of reviewing, coupled with the wit and insight you’ve come to expect from the C.G. House^© name.  Before I end, I’d like to thank each and every fan for their e-mail and continued support, and to “awesupercool@yahoo.com”, FUCK OFF, I’m not interested in long distance savings.  As always, donations are welcome, and can be sent to cghousedonations@yahoo.com.  Until next week.

C.G. House^©

The above comments represent the views of C.G. House^© and while they cannot be objectively proven as facts, they are endorsed by 8 out of 10 dentists. all compliment, err, comments should be directed to: nerdlinger_review@hotmail.com.  If I don’t reply, it’s because you’re not important enough.