If you love someone, set them back. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
Random, n : As in number, predictable. As in memory access, unpredictable.
Confuscious say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confuscious say... Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Confuscious say... It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!
Confuscious say... Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Remember, drive defensively ! And of course, the best defense is a good offense !
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
I'm not offering myself as an example, every life evolves by its own laws.
Laugh at your problems; everyone else does.
Confuscious say... Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Confuscious say... Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confuscious say... Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Confuscious say... Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Confuscious say... Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confuscious say... Man who masturbates with peanut butter is f*ck*ng nuts.
LyF bORess me ALOT!!! peOple ThinK of NOthiNG eLSe But to GeT a LaiD and Have FuN!! isn't iT fUnNy that u Can'T fck The One u LOve?
Some1 askd me about my age,Well sabi ko kung sa porma-19 sa balat-15 sa smile-17 at sa mukha-16 bale 67 lahat
