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How much time & effort do you need to read them all ? Don't care just read:
*- The teacher had shown her students the pictures of two cows. One white and the other black.
After a moment she asked them:
"What do these cows give us?"
*- A student in the back answered:
"The white cow gives us milk, but the black one gives us c o f f e e!"
*-The mother : "Why are you standing in front of that mirror with your eyes shut?"
*-Her child : "I just want to see what I look like when I'm asleep!"
*-Waiter : "How did you find your steak, Sir?"
*-Customer : "I looked under a small slice of onion and there it was"
