Now how did all of these happen to me? Allow me to explain.
Awhile ago(around 7:01 pm), I was doing my boring homework on balancing equations when my servant Nakuru brought me a neatly-wrapped package just sent by my ex-fiancee Kaho. It's a souveneir she bought for me when she visited the tropics with her hubby, Touya Kinomoto.
I opened it and saw a bamboo decor decorated with the petals of a pressed orchid. Beautiful as it was, the fact remains that it was my former gf who heartlessly dumped me just because I was two inches shorter than her. Talk about dumb.
I threw the decor down the floor with all my might, wishing it was Touya and Kaho and watched as the decor shattered into hundreds of pieces in gleeful satisfaction. "So there!" I said to the decor.
To my shock, the room was sudenly filled with flower-scented smoke and from that screen emerged a figure.
"I'm free!" A gleeful cry nearly shattered my auditory nerves.
"Who's there?" I choked.
A smiling girl dressed in lavender skirt and blouse matched with a lighter shaded top and deep purple gloves apperaed. Her purple eyes scanned the room as if she was a space explorer who just stepped into a newly-discovered planet. The girl's eyes paused, then looked at me.
"Who are you?" I repeated.
She curtsied in front of me, her shoes three full inches elevated from the ground. "I am your wish spiritess, Master. You have set me free from the confines of my prison so in return, I shall grant you seven wishes, all of which I will grant with all certainty."
"I-Is this some kind of a practical joke?"
She floated around me, peering at me intently. "I see..a doubting Thomas. Let me show you what can I do." She snapped her fingers in front of me and instantly the upper buttons of my long-sleeved shirt were freed. I glared at her, cheeks red.
"Now do you believe
me?"
Another glare.
"So..do you have any wish I can grant now, Master?" She rubbed her hands together.
"Look, I'm perfectly contented with my life now. I do not wish for anything more," I replied.
"Then I have no choice but to stay with you until you finally decide to use all of your seven wishes." She looked down at the broken decor. "And since you destroyed my house already, I will live in your room."
"What?!"
"I have nowhere to go, and you are my master, the only person who understands my identity," she reasoned.
"But..but.." I sputtered.
"It's settled then," she winked. "I'm sure we'll be having a good time together, Master!"
I groaned.