Fanfic
The Real Izzy Izumi By:Sari
Disclaimer: I own Digimon. And Izzy. Only joking!! Digimon and all characters are copywrite Toei and Fox Kids. The Real Izzy Izumi is copywrite ME, Sarah Wise, and the song this is based on, The Real Slim Shady is copywrite Eminem.
Authors note: Izzy is no longer JUST a computer freak smart guy...now he can rap, too!! This has no cursing, it's mostly PG....slight relation to Yaoi used...but VERY mild. Enjoy!
The Real Izzy Izumi
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Izzy Izumi please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Izzy Izumi please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen a cartoon before
Jaws all on the floor like Joe, Like Mimi just burst in the door and started staring way worse than before first they were dating then they broke up.
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Sora said...nothing you kids!
Sira's dead, she's locked in her closet (hee hee!)
Girls like Sari love Izzy
Lil' Cody, I'm sick of him.
Look at him, walking around, losing his humor, flippin' his attitude.
"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, he's probably got a couple of screws in his head loose,
But no worse than what goes on in Devimon's mind.
Sometimes on T.V. I just wanna let loose, but can't, but it's cool for Sora to kiss a dead moose!
"My lips are on Sari's lips, my lips are on Sari's lips!"
And if I'm lucky, she might just give me a little kiss.
And that's the message we deliver to fangirls
And expect them not to know what "prodigious" is.
By the time they hit 4th grade they got Fox Kids, don't they?
"We ain't nothin' but kids. Well, some of us digimon,
Who break data and eat like antelopes
But if we can eat dead animals and cantelope
Then there's no reason that Tai and Matt can't elope.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Taichi wave your goggles round, sing the chorus, sing it loud!
I'm Izzy Izumi yes I'm the real Izzy
All you other Izzy Izumi's are just immitating
So won't the real Izzy Izumi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
Yamatto don't gotta rap in his songs to sell his records
Well I do, so kiss him, and kiss me too!
You think I care about a Grammy?
Half of you critics don't even hear me, let alone understand me.
"But Izzy, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could sit me here next to Mimi?
Man, SOra better switch me chairs, so i can sit next to Joe and Sari and hear 'em argue over who I love most.
Hey, fangirls, put me on blast on Fox Kids!
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Sari, hee hee!"
I should download Matt's audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Fangirl CDs!
And there's a million of us just like me
Who kiss like me, who are almost as smart as me, who walk talk, and act like me, and might just be, the next best thing, but not quite me!
I'm Izzy Izumi yes I'm the real Izzy
All you other Izzy Izumi's are just immitating
So won't the real Izzy Izumi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about in your living room!
Only difference is I got the brains to say it in fron of ya'll and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the 'net and spit it and whether you like to admitt it hit it
Better than 90% of you hackers can
Then you wonder how girls can eat up my show (Like Tokomon!)
It's funny, cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person online still flirting
Takin' Sari's glasses while I'm playing chess with Davis
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is an Izzy Izumi lurkin'
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
Screaming "I just hit a truck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Izzy please stand up?
And put both your mouse and keyboard up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Izzy Izumi yes I'm the real Izzy
All you other Izzy Izumi's are just immitating
So won't the real Izzy please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
I'm Izzy Izumi yes I'm the real Izzy
All you other Izzy Izumi's are just immitating
So won't the real Izzy please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
Haha
Guess there's an Izzy Izumi in all of us
Heck, let's all stand up.
