Queen Midnight: "Rawr rawr MERAW CLAW members and many purrs to all other cats, relatives, visitors and friends. We are here today to celebrate the wed-winking of Keedie and Nicholas Cage. These two fine cats have always been much admired and loved by everyone who knows them. I am delighted that they are joining their paws in this important ceremony of love and devotion." Queen Midnight: "And now, do you, Nicholas Cage, take Keedie to be your lawfully wedwinked wife, do you promise to luff her, honor her, and care for her in sickness and in health, and keep you only with her, faithfully, so long as you both shall live?"
Nicholas Cage: "I do."
Queen Midnight: "And do you, Keedie, take Nicholas Cage to be your lawfully wedwinked husband, do you promise to luff him, honor him, and care for him in sickness and in health, and keep you only with him, faithfully, so long as you both shall live?"
Keedie: "I do."
Queen Midnight: "Nicholas Cage, place the ring on Keedie's paw and say your vows to her."
Nicholas Cage: "I, Nicholas Cage, take mew Keedie to be my lawfully wedwinked wife, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. I will luff mew, honor mew, care for mew, and stand by mew as long as we bof shall live."
Queen Midnight: "Keedie, place the ring on Nic's paw and say your vows to him."
Keedie: "I, Keedie, take mew Nicholas Cage to be my lawfully wedwinked husband, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. I will luff mew, honor mew, care for mew, and stand by mew as long as we bof shall live."
Queen Midnight: "In as much as Nicholas Cage and Keedie have both exchanged rings and said their vows to one another in the presence of all of you, I now pronouce them wedwinked. Whom I have joined, let no cat put assunder. So now I present to you the Wed-Winks, King Nicholas Cage of LuvKittys Castle, and Queen Keedie of The Tyger's Den. May they have many years of happiness."
