Queen Midnight: "Rawr rawr MERAW CLAW members and many purrs to all other cats, relatives, visitors and friends. We are here today to celebrate the wed-winking of Tang and Molly and SnowPuff and Sissy G. These fine cats have always been much admired and loved by everyone who knows them. I am delighted that they are joining their paws in this important ceremony of love and devotion." Queen Midnight: "And now, do you, Tang, take Molly to be your lawfully wedwinked wife, do you promise to luff her, honor her, and care for her in sickness and in health, and keep you only with her, faithfully, so long as you both shall live?"
Tang: "I do."
Queen Midnight: "And do you, Molly, take Tang to be your lawfully wedwinked husband, do you promise to luff him, honor him, and care for him in sickness and in health, and keep you only with him, faithfully, so long as you both shall live?"
Molly: "I do."
Queen Midnight: "And now, do you, SnowPuff, take Sissy G to be your lawfully wedwinked wife, do you promise to luff her, honor her, and care for her in sickness and in health, and keep you only with her, faithfully, so long as you both shall live?"
SnowPuff: "I do."
Queen Midnight: "And do you, Sissy G, take SnowPuff to be your lawfully wedwinked husband, do you promise to luff him, honor him, and care for him in sickness and in health, and keep you only with him, faithfully, so long as you both shall live?"
Sissy G: "I do."
Queen Midnight: "Tang, place the ring on Molly's paw and say your vows to her."
Tang: "I, Tang, take mew Molly to be my lawfully wedwinked wife, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. I will luff mew, honor mew, care for mew, and stand by mew as long as we bof shall live."
Queen Midnight: "Molly, place the ring on Tang's paw and say your vows to him."
Molly: "I, Molly, take mew Tang to be my lawfully wedwinked husband, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. I will luff mew, honor mew, care for mew, and stand by mew as long as we bof shall live."
Queen Midnight: "SnowPuff, place the ring on Sissy's paw and say your vows to her."
SnowPuff: "I, SnowPuff, take mew Sissy to be my lawfully wedwinked wife, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. I will luff mew, honor mew, care for mew, and stand by mew as long as we bof shall live."
Queen Midnight: "Sissy, place the ring on SnowPuff's paw and say your vows to him."
Sissy: "I, Sissy, take mew SnowPuff to be my lawfully wedwinked husband, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. I will luff mew, honor mew, care for mew, and stand by mew as long as we bof shall live."
Queen Midnight: "In as much as Tang and Molly and SnowPuff and Sissy have exchanged rings and said their vows to one another in the presence of all of you, I now pronouce them wedwinked. Whom I have joined, let no cat put assunder. So now I present to you the Wed-Winks, Tang of The Tyger's Den and Molly, and SnowPuff of The Tyger's Den and Sissy G. May they have many years of happiness."
