Are You a Munkuholic?

1. When you see a silver tabby on the street, you try to engage him in a lively reinactment of "The Awefull Battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles."

2. You have a collection of gold and black calicos because you think if you take all the Demeters away it will give you better chances with Munkustrap.

3. You also have a collection of tall red females...just in case.

4. You beat up all the ginger toms you see, shouting all the while "That will teach you to beat up on MY Munkustrap!"