1. You sing Cats songs to your friends' cats so often they will only respond to lively versions of the songs of whatever Jellicles they most resemble.

2. You don't understand why you can't land on your feet when you fall on your head.

3. The local police are constantly having to fish you out of manholes because you're trying to "find your way blind when you're lost in the street."

4. Your youth director at the local church gets mad at you for trying to lecture on "Finding the Heavyside Layer: Your Inner Cat."

5. Your strings director can't leave the room for a minute without coming back to find you leading your class in a version of "Memory" to be proud of.

6. You're always getting in trouble with your teachers for writing fanfiction in class. (THis happened to me once! It was NOT an enhancing experience.)

7.You've actually done some of these things!

8. Your friends, who've all been recruited, are reading over your shoulder and orally remembering every time one of these things has happened.

9.On New year's, you hold a search party with your friends because you believe that night's when the Jellicle Ball takes place, and you're trying to find it.

10. You know every dance move.

11. You know every word.

12. You make your friends and family call you by the "Jellicle name" you've adopted.

13. You are known around school simply as "The Crazy Cats Fan." (Has a ring to it, don't you think?)

14. Whenever you experience something remotely scary you shout "MACAVITY!"

15. You have a Cats website.

16. A good one.

17. You hum Cats songs in crowded areas to see who will join in.

18. Other people go to concerts and hold up signs that say "Marry me, Justin Timberlake!" You go to Cats shows with signs saying, "Marry me, Munkustrap!"

19. You won't dissect a cat because it looks like Mr. Mistoffelees. (Why would you be dissecting a cat anyway, huh!?)

20. Whenever your cat goes outside you yell wistfully, "Say hi to Munkustrap for me!"

21. You spend hours transcribing Cats music.

22.You can't find something you know it's just Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer being mischievious ~CHRBroadway

23.you ask your priest if the church believes in the Heavyside Layer(i did this! but my classmates are stupid and can't pronounce it right!)~CHRBroadway

24. your entire school knows the songs. they've never seen CATS ~CHRBroadway

25. you are not upset when your cat doesn't show up, you just figure she/he was choosen to go to the Heavyside Layer(and feel proud!)~CHRBroadway

26. Instead of your motto being "If at first you don't succeed, try try again," it's "Jellicles can and Jellicles do."

27. your on the web and your computer is takeing too long to download something,or isn't working properly and you hiss at it -dlabrec356

28. You start getting your friends birthday presents from the nearest junkyard (what? What's wrong with that?) -rumplediva

29. You know your a fan when you keep getting caught by the police for stealing fish from every supermarket in town. -rumplediva

30. You know your a cats fan when you save so many pics of Jacob Brent that it slows down your comp and takes up to 2 or 3 hours to turn it on. -rumplediva

(All things without names were contributed by me.)