Bad American?
Am I a BAD American?
I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and
naturally - Great Legs.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some middle-aged governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I have the right not to be tolerant of others
because they are different, weird or just tick me off.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen
shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in
English. As a matter of fact, if you are an American
citizen you should speak English. My father and
grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can
leave the countries you were born in to come here and
disrespect ours.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your
sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell
you to stop. If you can't understand the word
"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the previous
paragraph.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in
this country, you qualify for any special loan
programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so
you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, sex shop
or any other darn thing.
I believe no one ever died because of something
Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that
doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from
someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light.
But I respect your right to.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the
words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I
know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned or was a slave, and a large
percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough
to own one either.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is
a lot more dangerous than a **** 's Angel with an
attitude.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red
blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but
if you use it in a crime then you will serve the time.
A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon
in the hands of someone with malicious intent.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every
penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks
you off, invent the next operating system that's
better and put your name on the building. Ask your
political buddy who invented the Internet to help you.
We don't need more laws. Let's enforce the ones we
already have.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise
a child, it takes a parent with the nads to stand up
to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO."
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want
them, but please don't pretend they are a political
statement or force me to look at them.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon
or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs
and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that
right.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep
from hurting somebody's feelings.
I am sick to death of "Political Correctness".
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter
how desperately the mainstream media would like the
world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad
American.
And #%^ Proud Of It !!!!
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