First things first, if you don't have a sense of humour, you wont like this. Second, my friends and I were in a really weird mood in the computer lab when these were cooked up. Third, Corene wrote most of this stuff, my other friends and I just chiped in. You may now commence the poetry reading!
ode to dah printah.
you are built like an overweight cow. But i love anyway.
Ode to the Default file system folder.
Hun?
the end.
Let’s get inspired.
let’s think of really cool stuff.
watch language
watch language.
Aimee’s gonna be absent
Aimee’s gonna be absent
Jessie filled bitmap with color
Jessie filled bitmap with color
The funny person in the window
The funny person in the window
you are big and bulky. But i love anyway
you are warm like the fire that burns within my marshmellow. But i love anyway.
you are quiet unlike Jessie’s printer at home that gives her no peace. but that doesn’t
concern our love. But i love anyway.
you are like a panther in the computer like world. that’s not such a great thing. but your
still pretty high on the food chain so i wouldn’t complain. not that you do cause you don’t
talk cause your a printer. But i love anyway
you are quick and slick like a rhyming dictionnary. But i love anyway. But i don’t love
dictionnaries. cause i can’t spell it. But i love anyway but that really has nothing to do
with it does it?
But i love anyway
you emit a smell of inatimate toner,ink, and passion. i turn you on. But i love anyway
you hum like a choir of hyped up hummingbirds you ate some really bad flowers. But i
love anyway. cause it’s kind of a nice tune.
you insipre me. looking at your beige and slightly yellow frame, i am filled with desire to
print some more pictures of brendan fehr. but wait a minute! I love him better than you!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Tough.
that sounds gay ( not in the way that you are thinking)
but i’m not thinking at all.
Smell rain.
see it flitting by your myopic visions.
see it make faces at you and possibly wink.
yes, language winks.
you won’t be there wednesday,
there will be an empty seat where your arse once occupied.
until Jackie takes your place.
I feel loved.
she splattered it with deformed circles,
with many default colors.
are you zoomed Jessie?
Are you sure?
Of course you are!
There you go!
Now the deformed circles are small.
Small as rain drops.
Go smell ‘em.
Who only Lindsay can see.
Wears funny glasses over his funny nose