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B: "So Angel, where is that ring?"

A: "Gee Buff, I guess it melted , you did send me to hell and all."

B: "Don't start with me. My ring brought you back remember?"

A: "About that, why did you put the ring on the ground?"

B: "I.....I... that's not the point! You came back because of MY ring."

A: "Don't change the subject! Did you take off my ring because you were saying goodbye? That's it isn't it?! You were saying goodbye!!!"

B: "I thought you were dead!"

"I was in HELL!! And in case you've forgotten, I've been dead for hundreds of years already ( sighs ). So, where'd you find the ring again?" Angel points to the claddagh ring on her hand.

Buffy hides it behind her back. "That's.....umm....not your ring."

A: "What are you talking about? That is a one of a kind ring!"

B: "Scott gave it to me, he got it at a pawn shop where they sell several others that look exactly the same. You haven't been there before, have you?"

A: "Wha......Who's Scott?"

B: "Scott.....happens to be a charming foreign exchange student...."

A: "Oh no, you've used that line before, how is Achmed these days? Back to the point, you took a ring from some kid? I was wondering how you passed the time while I was burning in Hell for the equivalent of hundreds of years!!!"

B: "Oh go suck a neck."

A: "Don't tempt me."

B: "Is that a threat?"

A: "Why you riding me?"

B: "Oh now look who is using the same line!"

A: "Stop avoiding it Buffy or I'll take up that neck offer!"

B: "Go ahead and try it big boy."

A: "You think I want you? That guy that gave you the ring ,what was his name?? Scott?"

B: "Scott huh , you don't have the nerve with your whole poor me, I was in hell, I have a tortured soul crap. (Angel rolls his eyes and starts to walk away) Get back here dead boy!! I'm not done with you yet!"

A: "Dead boy? Hanging out with Xander haven't we? While a certain boyfriend was in hell?"

B: "Well, you know Cibbo Matto was in town sooo...."

A: "Oh yeah, I know how that gets you!"

B: "Yeah look who's talking, like I believe making Dru crazy was all you did!"

A: "And Darla, Buffy lets not forget Darla!"

B: "While we are at it, I saw you checking out Willow back there."

A: "Ours is a forbidden love."

B: "I can't believe you just said that!"

A: "What can I say, people change."

B: "Well you are the posterboy for that slogan!! Where are you going, I'm not done YET!"

A: "What are you gonna do, kick my ass? C'mon, I dare you."

B: "You dare me huh? Well then since you wanna beat me so bad why don't you make the first move."

A: "My pleasure."

He walks over and Buffy closes her eyes, Angel grabs her by the arms (think Reptile Boy argument) and lays a big kiss on her. She of course goes weak in the knees (as anyone would). He supports her and when they come up for air she says, "Okay you win."