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B: "So Angel, where is that ring?"
A: "Gee Buff, I guess it melted , you did send me to hell and all."
B: "Don't start with me. My ring brought you back remember?"
A: "About that, why did you put the ring on the ground?"
B: "I.....I... that's not the point! You came back because of MY ring."
A: "Don't change the subject! Did you take off my ring because you were saying goodbye? That's it isn't it?! You were saying goodbye!!!"
B: "I thought you were dead!"
"I was in HELL!! And in case you've forgotten, I've been dead for hundreds of years already ( sighs ). So, where'd you find the ring again?" Angel points to the claddagh ring on her hand.
Buffy hides it behind her back. "That's.....umm....not your ring."
A: "What are you talking about? That is a one of a kind ring!"
B: "Scott gave it to me, he got it at a pawn shop where they sell several others that look exactly the same. You haven't been there before, have you?"
A: "Wha......Who's Scott?"
B: "Scott.....happens to be a charming foreign exchange student...."
A: "Oh no, you've used that line before, how is Achmed these days? Back to the point, you took a ring from some kid? I was wondering how you passed the time while I was burning in Hell for the equivalent of hundreds of years!!!"
B: "Oh go suck a neck."
A: "Don't tempt me."
B: "Is that a threat?"
A: "Why you riding me?"
B: "Oh now look who is using the same line!"
A: "Stop avoiding it Buffy or I'll take up that neck offer!"
B: "Go ahead and try it big boy."
A: "You think I want you? That guy that gave you the ring ,what was his name?? Scott?"
B: "Scott huh , you don't have the nerve with your whole poor me, I was in hell, I have a tortured soul crap. (Angel rolls his eyes and starts to walk away) Get back here dead boy!! I'm not done with you yet!"
A: "Dead boy? Hanging out with Xander haven't we? While a certain boyfriend was in hell?"
B: "Well, you know Cibbo Matto was in town sooo...."
A: "Oh yeah, I know how that gets you!"
B: "Yeah look who's talking, like I believe making Dru crazy was all you did!"
A: "And Darla, Buffy lets not forget Darla!"
B: "While we are at it, I saw you checking out Willow back there."
A: "Ours is a forbidden love."
B: "I can't believe you just said that!"
A: "What can I say, people change."
B: "Well you are the posterboy for that slogan!! Where are you going, I'm not done YET!"
A: "What are you gonna do, kick my ass? C'mon, I dare you."
B: "You dare me huh? Well then since you wanna beat me so bad why don't you make the first move."
A: "My pleasure."
He walks over and Buffy closes her eyes, Angel grabs her by the arms (think Reptile Boy argument) and lays a big kiss on her. She of course goes weak in the knees (as anyone would). He supports her and when they come up for air she says,
"Okay you win."