TOILET STALLS ARE NO LONGER BORING!

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• 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
• 2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
• 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
• 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
• 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
• 6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
• 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
• 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
• 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
• 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"
• 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
• 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
• 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
• 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
• 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
• 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
• 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
• 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".