The Meath Jokes are always the best ones

An Armagh bloke is having a noisy drink in a bar, leans over to the big guy next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a Meath joke?"

The big guy replies: "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm from Meath, six feet tall, 15 stone and I played as a full forward for them since I was twelve. The guy sitting next to me is 6"2",weighs 16 stone and he's also an ex Meath player. Next to him is a bloke who's 6"5", weighs 17 stone and he's a current player. Now, do you still want to tell that Meath joke?"

The Armagh hero replies: "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three fucking times."
Q. Did you hear the post office recalled their latest stamps with the meath players on them ?
A. People didn't know which side to spit on !
Q. Whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead meath fan on the road ?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog !
Q. What do you have when 100 meath fans are buried up to their heads in sand ?
A. Not enough sand !
Q. What do meath fans use for birth control ?
A. Their personalities !
Q. You are trapped in a room with a rattle-snake , a tiger , and a meath fan . You have a gun with two bullets . What should you do ?
A. Shoot the meath fan - twice !
Q. Whats the difference between the meath goalie and pamela anderson ?
A. Pamela only got two tits in front of her !