My list of quotes

"I always knew looking back on my tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry."

"I'd rather be disliked for who I am than liked for who I'm not."

"The first woman was created from the rib of a man. She was not made from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled upon by him, but out of his side to be equal to him"

"It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber."-Robert Fulghum

"Why do they kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?"

"Life's a journey, not a destination."-Aerosmith

"If you always tell the truth you never have to remember what you said."

"There is no difference between being raped and being pushed down a flight of cement steps…. except that the wounds also bleed inside.// There is no difference between being raped and being run over by a truck…….except that afterward men ask if you enjoyed it./ /There is no difference between being raped and being bitten on the ankle by a rattlesnake…..except that people ask if your skirt was short and why were you out anyhow./ /There is no difference between being raped and going head first through a windshield… except that afterward you are afraid/ not of cars/ but of half the human race."-Marge Piercy

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."-Barbara De Angelis

"The question is not would you die for a friend but do you have a friend worth dying for."

"Don't count the days--make the days count."-Ed Agresta

"You don't marry someone you can live with--you marry the person who you cannot live without."

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."-Edgar Allan Poe

"My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman--concentrate on becoming the right man.'"-SARK

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."

"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion." -Javan

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't, it never really was in the first place."

"Words themselves - the very material of our discourse, increasingly take on masks or disguises"~ Dennis Potter(given by DHRJUNKIE)

"In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two." -Erich Fromm

"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." -Oscar Wilde

"It's so much more friendly with two." ~Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

"I have nothing to offer the world but my own confusion " - Cerowak(?)(given by Mr.Sky)

"There's more in a smile than in a hand shake"- Ashcroft(given by Mr.Sky)

"You can do anything you want to, all you got to do is try "- Richard Ascroft(given by Mr.Sky)

"A friend is what the heart needs all the time." ~Henry van Dyke

"Friendship is always a sweet responsiblity, never an opportunity." ~Kahil Gibran

"Anger is only one letter short of danger. "

"If someone betrays you once, it's his/her fault; If he/she betrays you twice, it's your fault. "

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. "

"God gives every bird it's food, But he does not throw it into it's nest. "

"...listening to parents' advice is sort of like watching commercials. You know what's coming, you've heard it all before, it's a big bore, but you listen anyway."-Florence Parry Heide

"God gave people a mouth that closes and ears that don't, which should tell us something."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"I love cars. It's the greatest physical object I've ever seen. I don't know why, really. My only theory is, when you're driving, you're outside and inside, moving and completely still, all at the same time. I think that's something."-Jerry Seinfeld

"For me, gender is not an issue. Why should I feel less for a person just because they have a certain appendage or not?"

"It's not easy being green."-Kermit the Frog

"Where there's a hole--fill it."

"Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!" -Sesame Street

"Mommy, Wow! I'm a big kid now!" -Pull-Up Diapers Commercial

"Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!" -Chia-Pet Commercia

"Hoo, hoo!" -Pillsbury Doughboy

"Freaks are people too." -Ricky Lake

"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a tree." -Corey…age 7!

"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." Groucho Marx

"Uh........" - Butthead (given to me by Ryan.A)

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