Kevin Michaels vs. Joe Hart
"Welcome to another night of UWM Friday Night! I am the ringside announcer Steven and this is the other announcer PD Derek.....I hope he'll at least stay for half the show this time," said Steven. "So what's your phone? Maybe we can get together later and I'll show you why the women call me daddy," said Derek to the woman behind him. Kevin Michaels came out first. Some of the women tried to reach out and touch the Heart Break Kevin. He got next to the ring and then got uppercutted. Joe was underneath the ring. Joe hits Kevin with the Kendle stick and rolls him into the ring. The ref rings the bell. Joe tries for the Dullshooter but Kevin knocks him over. Kevin throws him to the ropes and tries to do the Sweet & Sour Chin Music but Joe grabs his leg, twists it, and elbow drops on it. Steven said," Joe lives up to his name. He is a tough guy. He can hurt you in so many ways.WAIT! There's Adam!" Adam came down and grabbed his kendel stick on the floor. He got into the ring. The ref saw him and tried to stop him but Adam pushed him down. Joe ran at him and Adam hit him with the Kendel stick. The ref saw it and he rang the bell. Joe Hart won by dq. Kevin rolled out and walked out though the crowd. Adam and Joe had to be separated. "WHAT A SLOBBER-KNOCKER," said PD Derek.
Cactus Brenna vs. Sexy Della
Cactus Brenna came out first. Derek was quiet. Then, Sexy Della came out and Derek yelled,"PUPPIES!" Cactus Brenna started the attack. She poked Sexy Della's eyes, pulled her hair, and ripped at her face. Brenna throw her to the corner. Brenna ran at her but Della dodged. Della began kicking Brenna in the rips. The ref had to get between them to stop Della. Della ran at Brenna and got clotheslined. Brenna put kicked her again and again in the gut. The ref tried to stop her but got elbowed. The ref was down and Brenna got out of the ring to get a chair. Brenna put the chair on the ground and got Della ready for the Double-arm DDT. Della countered, picked Brenna up, and Sexy Slammed her on the chair. Della covered. The ref counted 1....2....3. Sexy Della won. Derek stood up and yell,"Show us your puppies!" Della looked at Derek and then walked away. Derek said,"damn...."
Big Moose Interview
James>Why did you come here today?
Big Moose>I came here to send that Pane-in-the-Ass back to Hell.
James>How do you plan to do that?
Big Moose>I am challenging him to a match at "Feel the Rage."
James>What about the Rage? Do you think they'll be a factor?
Big Moose>Of course, they'll be a factor. Bring it on. I can take you all on. I got my taser.
James>What about your arm? Does it feel any better.
Big Moose>I'm in perfect health and my arm is fine. When the ref turns his head, I clothesline Pane back to Hell.
James>There you have it. Big Moose vs. Pane at "Feel the Rage." Now back to the action of UWM Friday Night.
Hardcore Championship Tournament
KidMike vs. EdgE666
KidMike came out first. Then, the lights went out. We heard EdgE666's voice say,"ahhhhh....get ready." His music plays and the elevator came out but no one was on it. EdgE666 came from behind and bulldogged KidMike. The ref rang the bell. EdgE666 rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair. EdgE666 screamed,"This is what I'm gonna do to you Josh!" EdgE666 began beating KidMike with the chair. The ref finally rang the bell saying that KidMike could not continue. EdgE666 won. Derek licked his lips and said," Slobber-knocker!"
ReyMooseJr vs. Kef-Pac
ReyMooseJr came out first. Then, Kef-Pac came out. Rey ran at Kef-pac and Kef-Pac sprayed Rey in the eyes with spray paint. Kef-pac said," It's the green and black of the Kef-Pac." Kef-Pac jump kicks ReyMoose out of the ring. Rey stumbles around blind. Kef-Pac tries to throw Rey over the barrier but Rey reverses and Kef-Pac flies into the fans. The fight continues in the crowd. Steven said,"This is a wild fight!" Derek said,"Could you be any less dull?" Kef-Pac hit Rey with a chair and put him on a table. He climbed to the second level and jumped off. Rey moved out of the way and Kef-Pac went though the table. ReyMooseJr pick Kef-Pac up by the back of the head. He tried to put the pimpdriver on him but on the way down Kef-Pac put the X- Compactor on Rey. Kef-Pac covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. Kef-Pac won. Kef-Pac and Rey were both carried off on strechers. Kef-Pac will have to face EdgE666 next if he's able.
The Brain vs. Pane
The Brain came out first. The crowd chanted,"Nugget." He grabbed the mike and said,"I am not a nugget and I will prove it by winning the Hardcore Championship!" Then, Pane came out. The ref rang the bell. Pane grabbed The Brain's head and got ready to powerbomb him. The Big Moose came out. When Pane had The Brain up, The Big Moose kicked him in the back of the head. Pane dropped Brain and turned around. Big Moose grabbed Pane's throat and Moose Slammed him. Pane was knocked out. Brain performed the Brain's elbow a couple of times to make it look like he beat Pane and then covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. The Brain won. He tried the Brain's elbow one more time but Pane got up. The Brain ran like hell.
Adam Blackman vs. RoadFoxx
Adam Blackman came out first carrying that Kendle stick. RoadFoxx came out next. Adam ran out to the ring entrance and clotheslined the RoadFoxx. Adam picked him up and Foxx DDT'ed him. Foxx went for the RoadKill but Adam grabbed his leg and put on a ankle lock submission. RoadFoxx grabbed the Kendle stick and hit Adam with it. Foxx punched him once, twice, three times, and then clotheslined Adam. He put Adam against the railing and got ready to deliver the Foxx Train. Foxx ran towards Adam and he moved. Adam picked Foxx up and joe came up behind him. Joe picked the Kendle stick up. Adam Blackman turned around and Joe tried to hit Adam, but he ducked. Joe hit Foxx and Adam knocked Joe over the railing. Adam covered RoadFoxx. The ref counted 1..2..3. The Illegal Weapon Adam Blackman won. Once again, Adam and Joe were fighting again and people had to come out to break it up.
EdgE666 vs. Kef-Pac
Kef-Pac came out badly hurt and EdgE666 was right behind him. Edge666 pushed Kef-Pac into the flames of the elevator. Kef-Pac rolled around to put the flames out. EdgE666 kicked him in the ribs over and over. Then, He grabbed a chair and beat Kef-Pac over and over in the ribs. Steven screamed,"He's gonna take Kef-Pac out of wrestling for good! Someone stop the damn match!" EdgE66 shoved his head between the elevator and the floor. He press the button to raise the elevator and Derek screamed,"He's gonna crush his head!" The ref pulled Kef-Pac away. The ref said,"I won't allow it!" EdgE666 did the Moose Cutter to the ref and went back to beating Kef-Pac. EdgE666 dragged him up to the second level and powerbombed him to the hard floor below. EdgE666 dived off and covered Kef-Pac. It took a few minutes for a new ref to get out there but that didn't matter because Kef-Pac was knocked out. The ref counted 1..2..3. EdgE666 won. He went back to beating on Kef-Pac till D-Kef came out.
The Brain vs. Adam Blackman
The Brain came out first and the crowd chanted "Nugget" again. Adam came out and started beating on The Brain. Joe ran out and hit Adam with a chair. "They just won't quit," said Steven," hey what's this?" Derek was gone and a note was on his seat. The note read: I'm sick of these wrestling matches tonight. I left to see some women's box. Steven said,"Boxing?" Joe put Adam in the Dullshooter and The Brain kept hitting Adam in the head with a chair. Then, The Brain did the Brain's Elbow to the back of Adam's head a couple of times. Joe let go and The brain covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. The Brain won. "I can't believe THIS! The Brain got a free win AGAIN," yelled Adam,"I don't know if this will happen at "Feel the Rage" too. It will be The Brain vs. EdgE666 but EdgE666 is also in the Main Event. Somethings must be changed." Joe was leaving and Adam grabbed the mike. He said,"Wait till Sunday.... We will finish this once and for all... and I shall be the one to stop you..." The lights went out and we heard Josh's voice say,"EdgE! Do you really think you can stop me? I have all the power. You and you're Moose Pack will never stop us.HAHAHAHA! Sunday.....you won't just feel THE Rage, you'll FEEL MY RAGE!
