EdgE666 Interview
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night. I am Steven and this Derek. This is the first Saturday Night after the great pay-per-view Wrestling Mayhem,"said Steven. Derek said,"That was a great pay-per-view! HBK was thrown out of D-Kef, Hardcore Howie took the Hardcore Title, and EdgE666 is still the World Champion because of a mystery man in a black trenchcoat." Steven said,"Maybe EdgE666 will shed some light on this and here he comes no." EdgE666 came out on the crowd and into the ring with the gold around his waist. James G. was in the ring. James said,"Congrats on keeping the World Champion, but I, and the world as well wants to know: Who is the man in the trenchcoat?" EdgE666 grabbed the mike and said,"First off, I gotta give a lot of cedit to Kef-Pac he fought well but not well enough." PD Derek said,"Yeah right. He would have lost if it wasn't for the trenchcoat guy." EdgE666 continued,"As for the mystery man, I can't tell you that just yet." James ask,"Is he Moose Pack?" EdgE666 said,"No comment," and walked out into the crowd. James said,"Well, we didn't get much but there you have it from the champion. Now, back to UWM Saturday Night action."
Kevin Michaels vs. Triple X
Kevin Michaels music started playing. Steven said,"This is unscheduled. What is he doing out here?" Kevin walked out. The ladies went crazy. Derek said,"I wish the ladies did that for me when I walked to the ringside table." HBK got into the ring, grabbed a mike, and said,"HELLLO ladies. You know the big Kevbowski is a lot like a porn mag. They both look pretty damn good on the outside and look even better when see what's inside." The girls roared. Kevin continued,"Now, I didn't come here to make all the women out there horny. I can do that anytime I want. I want to talk about Triple X and D-Kef. You see, I lost to Triple X and I was kicked out of D-Kef. Now, I'm not gonna cry but Triple X will when I kick his ass. Triple X get your porn-lovin ass out here." D-Kef's music started playing and Triple X ran out. The ref rang the bell as HBK started stomping on Triple X. Kevin picked him up, when for a whip to the ropes but Triple X countered with a clothesline. Triple X bounced off the ropes, jumped over HBK's body, HBK got up, Triple X came back, and HBK tried to jump over him but Triple X sidewalk slammed him. Triple X picked Kevin up and whipped him into the ropes. As HBK came back, Triple X went for a kneeblock but HBK ducked and Triple X knocked the ref over. Kevin got up and Triple X ddt'ed him. Triple X called for the SexDegree and then, ReyMooseJr came out. Derek said,"What the Hell!? Why is ReyMooseJr out here?" Triple X put HBK's head between his knees and did the Kram It sign to HBK. ReyMooseJr grabbed Triple X's head from behind, jumped up, flipped him over his head, and slammed his head against the mat. Steven yelled,"THE PIMPDRIVER! Why did ReyMooseJr do that to Triple X!?" HBK got up and saw ReyMooseJr. They stared at each other and ReyMooseJr left. The ref got up and saw Kevin covering Triple X. The ref counted 1...2...3. Kevin Michaels won. Steven asked,"Why did ReyMooseJr help Kevin Michaels out?"
Big Moose vs. RoadFoxx
Derek took a drink of his vodka cooler, licked his lips and yelled "PUPPIES". Steven took Dereks drink and put it in the garbage. Derek took out another one. Road Foxx came out first and then the Big Moose. "Road Foxx is not 100% cause of a injury he got from Adam Blackman" said Steven. Big Moose went after Road foxx's knee right away. He kicked 3 times and gave Road Foxx a big head-butt. Big Moose picked foxx up and threw him in the corner. Big Moose slapped Foxx's chest and threw Foxx into the other corner, but Foxx hit it face first and Big Moose charged at Foxx, they bumped heads and Big Moose fell. Foxx fell onto the turnbuckle, fell backwards and landed on the Big Moose.It was a pin, 1,kickout. Big Moose got up and Road Foxx did a chop block. Big Moose went down onto his knee, Road Foxx went to grab Big Moose but Big Moose grabbed Foxx's throat and was gonna mooseslam him. Foxx gave Big Moose a charlie horse and started punching. left Hand, left Hand, left hand, big right hand, the Big Moose was staggered Road Foxx tried to throw the Big Moose into the corner but Big Moose reversed it and threw Foxx into the corner, Big Moose made a moose call. "Wait a minute he's gonna do the Moose Train" said Steven. Big Moose charged at Foxx but Foxx moved out of the way andBig Moose hit the corner. Foxx ran into the opposite corner and tried the Foxx train, but Big Moose grabbed Foxx when he was just about to hit him and Mooseslammed him. 1,2,3 your winner The Big Moose.
Sexy Della vs. Dudette Luv
"PUPPIES" said Derek. "Well folks this should be a good match, it is a very important match for both competitors, it will put them in contention for the woman's title, Sexy Della vs Cactus Brena" said Steven. Sexy Della came out first and grabbed a mike, "Brena your mine". But Cactus Brenna's music didn't play, another theme played. "Its Dudette Luv" said Steven. Dudette Luv got in the ring and went to grab the mike but Della jumped her and started to pummel Dudette. The bell rang and the match began. Della stomped and kicked Dudette until Dudette rolled out the ring. Dudette got back in and they exchanged punches. Then Della raked the eyes and clothslined Dudette down. Della picked Dudette up and threw her into the ropes and drop-kicked her. Della kicked Dudette in the ribs and pulled Dudettes hair. "Quit pulling my sisters hair" said Derek. "Um Derek, Dudette love is not your sister and give me that bottle of Jack Adams" Steven said. Della went up to the top rope but Dudette pushed her and Della lost her footing. Dudette grabbed Dellas hair and threw her halfway across the ring. Dudette Luv had a fist full of Dellas hair. "Thats gotta hurt" said Steven. Dudette threw Della in the corner and smashed her face on the turnbuckle. The crowd counted 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Della fell to the ground and Dudette Luv pinned, 1,2,kickout. "2 and 3 quarters" said Steven. Dudette was in total control now. Dudette hit a piledriver and pinned Della, 1,2,kickout. Dudette picked up Della and tried to suplex Della but Della rolled her into a small package 1,2,kickout. "So close" said Steven. Derek banged his head on the table and passed out. Della bodyslammed Dudette and signalled for the sexyslam. Della went to pick up Dudette but Dudette rolled up Sexy Della, 1,2,3. Your winner Dudette Luv.
Joe Hart vs. The Brain
"SLOBBERKNOCKER" yelled Derek. Joe Hart came out first, then The Brain. But the Brain went back up the entrance ramp and brought a dumpster of weapons. Brain took out a chair and got in the ring. The bell rang and the match started. Brain ran at Joe but but he rolled out of the ring and grabbed a steel chair for himself. Joe got back in the ring and Brain swung the chair but missed and it bounced off the ropes and hit himself. The Brain staggered and Joe hit him in the head with his chair. "That chair shot echoed through out the building" said Steven. The Brain was down and Joe covered, 1,2,kickout. The Brain tried to get up but but was still dazed from the chair shot earlier. Joe hit him with the chair again and went to the dumpster to get some weapons. Joe got a cookie sheet and went to hit The Brain but The Brain took a pair of nux out of his tights and gave a low blow to Joe. Joe dropped to his knees and started crying, and then The Brain leveled Joe with the nux in the forehead. Joe was out cold. The Brain went out and got a box of light bulbs, brought the in the ring and spread them around the ground; picked Joe up and spinebustered Joe onto the light bulbs. Brain went outside to get more weapons and Joe showed some movement. Joe got up slowly and rested on the ropes. The Brain charged at Joe with a 2x4 and Joe pulled the ref in the way. The Brain hit the ref and the ref was down. "There goes our ref" said Steven. Joe kicked The Brain and powerbombed him. This took alot of Joes energy and both were down. Joe got up and grabbed a cookie sheet placed it on The Brains croch, went up top and did a flying knee drop off the top on to the cookiesheet. Joe hurt his knee but The Brain rolled around for a minute screaming and passed out. Joe put on the dullshooter and a ref came out and called for the bell. The Brain was almost dead. A strecher came out and took The Brain. Joe Hart took the mike and said "The carnage doesn't stop until i get the Hardcore title". Your winner Joe Hart.
Adam Blackman vs. Hardcore Howie
"This is gonna be a great hardcore match. Probably better than the one we just saw. The Illegal Weapon verses The Hardcore Champion Hardcore Howie,"said Steven. Derek said,"I can't wait for the next pay-per-view "Hardcore Heaven!" All the matches have Hardcore Rules and the Main Event will be a Giant Enclosed Cage Match! SLOBBER-KNOCKER!" Adam Blackman came out first. The crowd boo'ed. Steven said,"I don't think the crowd has ever liked Blackman. He has injured many people with that Kendo Stick. The latest one was The RoadFoxx who may have lost because of that." Pimp Daddy Derek licked his lips and said,"Slobber-Knocker! I bet Hardcore Howie will be the latest to be injured by blackman after this match." Hardcore Howie came out next. Adam didn't wait till Howie got to the ring. He ran out to him and hit him with that Kendo Stick. The ref rang the bell. Adam picked him up and tried for a whip into the railing but Howie reversed it and sent Blackman into the hard steel. Howie picked Adam up, tossed him up in the air, and Adam went face first into the top of the railing. Derek yelled,"I SEE BLOOD! SLOBBER-KNOCKER!" Adam Blackman was bleeding from the nose. Howie put the Kendo Stick infront of Adam's neck and leaned back. Steven said,"That's gotta hurt. Adam's can't take that much punishment. He's gotta give up!" Adam pushed his way up to his feet, put Howie's jaw on top of his head, and did a Jawbreaker. Adam put the Kendo Stick between Hardcore Howie's legs, grabbed both ends, and pulled up real fast. Derek said,"You thought that submission was bad. Adam's takin' it to Howie's family jewels." Adam pulled up a couple more times till Howie fell over. Adam pulled Howie to the entrance area. Adam tried slamming his head into the wall but Howie countered and slammed Adam's head into it. Hardcore Howie did his Pumphandle Gut Buster on Adam. Derek asked,"Where's he going?" Howie climbed up to the bottom of the frame of the Big TV. Howie waited till Adam got up. Howie jumped off the frame for the Bulldog, but Adam knew it was coming and smacked him in the head with the Kendo Stick as he came down. Derek said,"Ouch! Even I felt that. Slobber-Knocker!" Adam climbed the frame, jumped off, and did the Legdrop on Howie. Derek said,"Again, OUCH!" Adam covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. Adam Blackman won and is the New UWM Hardcore Champion. Derek licked his lips again and said,"Slobber-Knocker! Slobber-Knocker!"
Macho Moose vs. Kef-Pac
Steven said,"This is gonna be another great match. The Leader of The Moose Pack verses The Leader of Degeneration-Kef." Macho Moose came out first. He went into the ring, grabbed the mike, and said,"OHHHHHH YEAH! Macho Moose here and if I see one more person do the Kram It sign I'm gonna snap like a Slim Jim. OHHH YEAH!" Kef-Pac came out next and did the Kram It sign about 5 times to Macho Moose mocking him. Kef-Pac ran into the ring and the ref rang the bell. Macho Moose ran at Kef-Pac and Kef-Pac did his SpinKick. Kef-Pac yelled at Macho Moose to get up. When he did, Kef-Pac went for another SpinKick. Macho Moose caught his leg and clotheslined him. Derek asked,"Who do you think it'll be for the Giant Cage Match, Steven? I think it'll be Josh LeReux and Kef-Pac." Steven said,"It's hard to tell. I think it'll be Kef-Pac and that mystery man in the trenchcoat." Kef-Pac and Macho Moose were exchanging blows as they talked. Macho Moose kicked Kef-Pac in the gut and set him up for the JackSmack Powerbomb. He picked him up and Kef-Pac pushed off and landed on his feet behind Macho. Macho Moose turned around and Kef-Pac did a SpinKick. Macho ducked and when he moved back up, Kef-Pac did the X-Compactor on him. Kef-Pac went for a cover and the lights went out. Eerie music started playing. When the lights came back on, Macho Moose was on top of Kef-Pac. The ref counted 1..2..3. Macho Moose won. Steven said,"How did Macho Moose do that? He's knocked out!" The ref rolled Macho Moose off Kef-Pac. Kef-Pac was busted open. Derek yelled,"Look! Up in the rafters!" A spotlight found the mystery man in the trenchcoat pointing his ballbat at Kef-Pac. Steven said,"It must have been him that busted Kef-Pac open when the lights were out." Derek looked at him and said,"No, duh."
Josh LeReux vs. EdgE666
"This is the UWM Saturday Night Main Event. Josh LeReux verses EdgE666 for the UWM World Heavyweight Championship,"said Steven. Josh LeReux came out with Pane. Josh got into the ring and Pane said outside. Josh grabbed the mike and said,"Just encase your trenchcoat buddy decides to interfere, I brought Pane with me." EdgE666 came out into the crowd. As he walked though the crowd, Josh distracted the ref. EdgE666 suddenly fell backwards. Steven said,"Get a camera over there." Crispy speared EdgE666 and Adam Blackman was beating him with the Kendo Stick. They threw him over the railing and Pane tossed him over the toprope. The ref called the bell. EdgE666 slowly tried to get up, Josh ran over, and kicked him while he's down. Josh picked him up, whipped him into the ropes, and give him a big boot to the face. Steven said,"That almost took his head off." Josh picked him up and threw him over the topropes. The ref was yelling at Josh while Pane was setting EdgE666 up for the Super Powerbomb. The man in the trenchcoat came down from the rafters. He hit Pane in the back with his Ballbat. Adam ran over to him. He swung the Kendo Stick at him and he knocked it away with the Ballbat then, hit busted Adam wide open with it. Crispy goes for a spear and the man in the trenchcoat moved. Crispy went into the railing. The man backed up and did a splash on Crispy. Derek said,"This guy took out all of the Rage except Josh!" The man pointed his Ballbat at Josh. Josh was distracted as EdgE666 got into the ring. He climbed the turnbuckle. When Josh turned around, EdgE666 Missile Dropkicked him. EdgE666 run over to him and pinned Josh. The ref counted 1..2.. and Josh kicked out. Steven said,"That was close." The man in the trenchcoat hooked himself up to the rope he came down from and was pulled back up to the rafters. EdgE666 kicked Josh in the gut and went for the Moose Cutter. Josh countered and put his head in a inverted ddt's position. Derek said,"What's Josh gonna do?" Josh picked EdgE666 up, dropped him, and grabbed him in Tombstone position. Steven said,"This is gonna hurt." Josh tombstoned EdgE666. Josh looked up as ReyMooseJr ran out to the ring. ReyMooseJr jumped up on the toprope and springed himself at Josh. Josh grabbed his throat on the way down and Chokeslammed him. Josh went and covered EdgE666. The ref counted 1..2.. and NO! EdgE666 kicked out. Josh picked him up but EdgE666 kicked him south of the border and did the Moose Cutter. Both wrestlers were on the mat. The ref counted 1..2..3..4..5..6 and both men slowly got up. EdgE666 bounced off the ropes and went for a spear. He ended up between Josh's legs. Steven said,"That didn't even phase Josh LeReux." Josh picked EdgE666 and powerbombed him. Josh picked him up again and did the Josh LeReux Driver on him. Derek said,"Josh isn't gonna take any chances." Josh covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. Josh LeReux won and is the New UWM Heavyweight Champion of the World. Derek said,"Well, I'd like to call it an upset but I didn't think EdgE666 could have beat him." Steven said,"Yeah, but the rest of the Rage didn't have to interfere." Derek said,"Well, the mystery man did too so it was equal." Steven said,"Equal! The mystery man didn't even attack Josh. The Rage attack EdgE666." They continued to argue while Josh walked off with the belt.