Timothy Jones in the Ring
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night! The crowd is on their feet in this sold out arena. This is Mr. Boring Steven and this sexy boy in front of you is Ken,"said Ken. Steven said,"The crowd doesn't care, Ken. They came here to see a great night of UWM Saturday Night." "No Chance" hit and Timothy Jones came out with his team. They got into the ring and Mr. Jones grabbed a mic. He said,"LeReux, you were not supposed to come back let alone win the UWM World Championship. We all know that Joe Hart will be the champion!" Triple X grabbed the mic and said,"Not this crap again! Joe has NEVER held the Championship but I have! WHY DOES HE GET ALL THE TITLE SHOTS!" Mr. Jones said,"You want a title shot? Okay, how about LeReux verses Triple X.....VERSES JOE HART! It'll be a 3-way match for the World Championship!" Steven yelled,"That's unfair! Two wrestlers from Mr. Jones's group against LeReux....wait, what am I saying LeReux is a monster." Ken said,"Yeah...Who's really handicapped?"
Matt Sledge vs. Crispy
Matt's music hit and he walked out with a mic. Matt jumped into the ring and said, "I'm going to get straight to the point here. I'm tired of jobbing to all these crappy wrestlers. I should be fighting for some kind of title, not way down in the bottom ranks of UWM! I'm out here to challenge someone tonight, not for any belt, but just to kick some ass and get away from all these crappy wrestlers. Crispy, I'm calling you out!" After a few seconds, Crispy came out with a mic of his own. "Now look here Sledge, you think YOU should be going for some kind of belt!? The only belt you're going to get is one of those plastic ones at the concession stand!" Crispy dove into the ring, but Sledge hammered down on him as soon as he got in there. The ref called for the bell to start the match. Matt threw Crispy off the ropes and gave him a massive clothesline. Matt threw Crispy to the outside and slammed his head off the steps. "Matt looks like he has fire in his eyes!" Steven yelled. Matt whipped Crispy into the steel guard rail and followed up by clotheslining him over it. Matt took a few steps back, ran at the rail, jumped on it and flew off with a clothesline. "SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE BY SLEDGE! I'm surprised he didn't botch that," Ken said. Matt dragged Crispy back in the ring. Matt went to throw Crispy off the ropes again, but Crispy reversed it and gave Matt a knee on the rebound, sending Matt flying. "Crispy is showing some good resiliancy in this match," Steven said. "Yeah, he's already taken a hell of a beating," Ken said. Crispy went to throw Matt in the corner, but Matt spun around and reversed it into the other corner, and knocked down the ref too. "That ref just got squished between the turnbuckle and Crispy!" Steven said. "Matt's so dense, I don't think he even realizes it yet," Ken said. Matt ran back into the other corner and gave Crispy a splash. "Oh no! The ref's still behind Crispy!" Steven yelled. "The ref's gotta be out cold, they're not made for wrestling," Ken said. Matt tried another splash but got a foot to the face from Crispy. Crispy rocked Matt back with a few right hands, and then clotheslined him over the top rope. Matt scrambled to his feet and grabbed a chair without Crispy realizing it. Crispy went outside the ring, turned to Matt, and got leveled with a chair shot. "Matt just took Crispy's head off! The ref's out too, so no DQ," Steven said. Matt rolled Crispy back into the ring. Another ref came out from the back and Matt pinned, 1...2...3! The ref raised Matt's hand and Matt celebrated. Steven said, "That wasn't fair. Crispy had him, but he cheated." Ken said, "Yeah, I don't know what the hell all those people are talking about when they say "cheaters never prosper". They're idiots, even MATT knows that cheating wins you matches."
Joe Hart Backstage
"Lets go backstage and see what Joe Hart is up too" said Ken. "You have a camera following him? asked Steven. "Yea....no., anyways check it out." Joe Hart was seen getting some coffee and started to walk away. All of a sudden Joe starts screaming and the sound of an alluminum bat hits the floor. "GOOD GOD WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!" screamed Steven. Joe was screaming like mad. His coffee had spilled all over his crotch region and somebody had smoked his knee with the bat. "Did he scream because of the bat, or because of the coffee?" asked Ken. EMTs gathered around Joe and the camera was told to leave.
Pane vs. Justin Edible
Pane's music hit, and the crowd immediatly began to boo. Steven said, "The fans really hate Pane. However, he's vital in one of the most powerful UWM groups, The Rage." Ken said, "Oh God, here comes Justin Edible. His music makes me sick to my stomach." as puking noises were heard in the arena. The fans covered their ears as Justin came out and slid into the ring. Pane immediatly began to overpower Justin, clotheslining and brawling with Edible into the corner. He choked him out with his boot, until the ref counted to five and made him get off. Steven said, "Pane is just attacking Edible with a vengeance." Edible slid under Pane's big boot and delievered kicks to the sternum. He attempted to pick oane up the top rope, but Pane swung his meaty arm across Justin's back and he immediatly fell to the floor. Ken said, "Pane is simply overpowering" as he began to lay the boots to Edible. Pane picked him up and raised his arms up high and threw them down. Steven said, "I think he's gonna do a Super Powerbomb to Justin Edible, that'll finish him off for good!!" Pane attempted to pick up Justin, but, amazingly, Edible lifted Pane up and back body dropped him to the mat. Steven yelled, "What a move from Justin Edible!!" Justin stepped over Pane and began to mount punch him, before stepping over his legs and twisting them around and locking on a hold. Ken said, "Figure Four! Let's see if Pane can escape this....Justins head is pretty close to the rope though!" Pane was locked on for about 8 seconds before a man came out from the back carrying a stick. Steven said, "Oh God, it's that bastard Adam Blackman. That guy can't get enough revenge." While the ref was focused on making sure if Pane had tapped out. Blackman ran over to the side and slapped Edibles head with the wooden kendo stick, so hard it broke into many peices. Steven yelled, "Damn that Blackman, damn him!!" as Pane shook off the pain in his legs and picked up Justin. He signalled for a Super Powerbomb, and this time delivered it. Pane rolled up Edible and listened to the ref count to 3. Steven said, "It's over for Justin Edible. There's gonna be hell to pay to Adam Blackman!" as pane left.
Hardcore Howie in the Ring
Howies music hit and Howie walked to the ring with his hardcore title on his shoulder. Howie climbed into the ring and called for a mic. Crowd booes very loud. "Why don't you all shut up and go home to your shanties." Crowd booes even more. "I got something to say. Now, I'll cut right to the chase, Kaos I whupped your ass all over the arena at Down To Hell like I said I would. And so you can't get the job done so you bring in one of your homos from De.. Why don't you people just SHUT UP!! Now Hardcore Robert, you name stealing pile a crap, you come in and win your first match against Al Fro, well my new friend, Al Fro is a Matt Sledge, except he carries a Hamster like a idiot. Robert, you have never been in a match with Hardcore Howie and thus you don't know why I am the hardcore champion. hey, why don't ask Candyman and Kaos after I put them in the hospital? NO ONE beats me for MY hardcore title. Damn boy, you from the streets of Detroit, oh no I'm real scared. So... aww forget it, you people are not worthy to hear the personification of hardcore talk!" Howie throws the mic down and his music hits. "Geez Ken, this guy is satanic when it comes to defending his belt,"said Steven. "Yeah he sure has a problem with the fans too,"said Ken.
Golden Child Lance Fortune vs. Kevin Hash
Steven said,"We have a newcomer in UWM. His name is Lance Fortune and here he comes now!" Lance Fortune walked out in his blue and gold pants, black gloves, sunglasses, and an old man. Ken said,"That's Lance Fortune's father, Mr. Lucky. He must get all the ladies then." Mr. Lucky was dragging a bag and then, he gave it to Lance. Lance pulled a handfull of money and threw it into the crowd. Ken yelled,"BRING SOME OF THAT OVER HERE!" They got into the ring and Lance got a mic. He said,"Hello to all my soon-to-be fans out there! I am "The Golden Child" LANCE FORTUNE! It won't take long until you all love me. I can beat anyone you throw at me!" Mr. Lucky got the mic and said,"My son has wrestled since he was four years old just like me. I've taught him everything I know so show him the respect he deserves! He is the greatest!" Lance got the mic back and said,"Now, I know you all are wondering who will The Golden Child face in his first match. Well, I'm giving that honor to Kevin Hash!" Steven said,"Lance should be fighting Meat Package or Matt Sledge not Kevin Hash." Hash came out with his music and got into the ring. Mr. Lucky got out and the bell rang. Hash hit Lance with a big knee to the gut and Lance went right to the ground. Steven said,"Rookies..." Hash picked him up and whipped him to the ropes. Lance bounced off, Hash flipped him over his shoulders, and Lance landed on his feet. Lance dropkicked him in the back of the leg and Kevin fell over holding his leg. Lance stomped on the leg until the ref got him off. Kevin slowly got up when Mr. Lucky got on the apron and started choking him. Hash knocked him away and stumbled around. Lance did a school boy pin and the ref counted 1..2 and he kicked out. Lance picked Hash up and double arm ddt'ed him. Lance Fortune climbed the turnbuckle but Kevin got up and threw him in the middle of the ring. Hash picked him up and set him up for the Hanging Powerbomb. Hash lifted him up and Lance started punching him. Hash wobbled around with Lance punching him and Lance gave him a huge double arm ddt'ed. Ken yelled,"OHHHHH DADDY! Kevin Hash is losing his touch. He usually doesn't get countered." Lance climbed the toprope, jumped off, flipped in the air, and hit Hash with a huge legdrop. He pinned and the ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"Lance Fortune won his first match in UWM with an impressive win against Kevin Hash." Lance celebrated and tossed more money into the crowd. Lance got on the turnbuckle and did the raise the roof sign and jumped down. Lance Fortune and Mr. Lucky walked off throwing more money.
Slut TV
Womankind popped up on the big TV. "Here we go, it's another episode of Slut TV!!! SHOW ME THE PUPPIES!"Ken screamed. Womankind looked over towards the camera and said, "Hello again wrestling fans, and welcome to yet another episode of Slut TV. I know what you're thinking: "There's one of these every week now!" Well, that's true, but it's necessary because there are so many skanks in UWM. This week, we're taking a closer look at DDT. We already know she can't wrestle at all; I proved that last week when I took MY Women's Championship back. So if she can't really wrestle, she can't be getting paid much money to do it. It makes you wonder what else she does to earn a living..." Womankind grabbed the camera and led it towards the parking lot, where DDT was leaning against a pole. "Look at that. Waiting for a "client" back in the parking lot. That "client" better hurry up, she's looking awful anxious..." Womankind said. Womankind quickly turned the camera away and yelled, "Oh God! Gross! Not in public! Look what she's doing with that pole! Ugh! ...Hey, what the hell are those 2 people doing over there?" Womankind spotted 2 distant figures in the background of the parking lot. "Zoom in cameraman, zoom in!" The cameraman did as he was told, and the 2 figures were revealed. Steven said, "Oh my God! That's Kevin Hash! Who's that other person?" Ken said,"I don't know, I don't recognize him either. Just looks like some old man." The old man gave Hash some money and then walked away. Steven said,"Wait! That's Mr. Lucky! He must have paid Hash to lose!" "Whoa..." Womankind said as she gazed on. "I think the people have seen enough. Turn off the camera," Womankind said. Ken said, "Well well, it seems like Kevin Hash didn't learn his lesson from that suspension."
Hardcore Robert vs. Hardcore Howie
The familiar "Deeeeeeeetrrrooooiiiiitttt Looovvvveee" hits and Kid Kaos first comes out dancing but then Hardcore Robert comes out. Kaos does the side point to him and Robert waves his arms around. Ken said, "We saw that awesome debut from Hardcore Robert yesterday, after that great Powerbomb. Can we see that again?" as the Big TV showed Robert powerbombing Al Fro on a chair. Robert danced around some more and slid in the ring, along with Kaos. Robert was tossed a mic from Steven, and Robert said, "Hardcore Howie...you wanna diss me? You wanna diss a guy who grew up on streets so scary, he couldn't go out at night unless he wanted his neck slit, or lead in his gut? Howie after all that crap you said earlier...HOWIE I DARE YOU, TO STEP INTO THE RING WITH HARDCORE ROBERT TONIGHT!" Steven said,"Strong words from Hardcore Robert...I don't know if Howie has the guts to show up." Ken said,"OH COURSE he does Steven! Look at Robert. He doesn't even look like his foot meet the super heavyweight requirements!" After a little while, Robert started to talk again. He said, "C'mon Howie! You scared to fight the man who grew up on the mean streets of D-" then was cut off when "Whiskey In A Jar" hit. Robert and Kid Kaos were nodding their heads approvingly as Howie stepped out with a microphone in hand. Howie said, "ROBERT! Everything I said I can back up! I know you can't meet the super heavyweight requirements, so to be fair, this belt's on the line in this match!" as Howie showed off his hardcore belt. Robert screamed for him to get to the ring as Kaos slid out and Howie ran in. Robert immediatly used speed and quickness to his advantage, dropkicking and punching away at Hardcore Howie. As Howie fell down, Robert slid outside and took the chair Kaos had waiting for him. Ken said,"There Kaos goes again with the helping out. These two are a fairly good team." Steven said, "Yeah, but remember what happened to Kaos's last tag team!" Then Ken said, "Yeah, but Candyman just sucked. Hardcore Robert is HARDCORE!" as Hardcore Robert took the chair and connected it with Howie's left knee. Ken said, "Looks like he's trying to dismantle Howie, starting with taking out his ability to walk!" Robert picked up Howie's head, turned around and low blowed Hardcore purposely. Steven yelled, "HEY ROBERT...oh yeah...hardcore rules..." Ken said, "Yeah Steven, get it right!" as Robert pulled Howie to the outside. As Howie lay on the ground, Robert pulled up the curtain and pulled out a cookie sheet. He waited for Howie to get up before swinging it, but Hardcore ducked and Robert swung it into the apron. Howie took advantage with a kick to the gut, causing Robert to drop the sheet, then ddt'ing him on the outside, on the cookie sheet. Steven yelled, "OH GOD! Robert may have never taken a beating like that, even in Detroit!!" Kaos tried to pick Robert back up, but Howie shoved him away and threw Robert in the ring. He also reached under the curtain and picked up some weapons and tossed them in the ring. Ken said, "What's Howie got in there? Garbage can...steel chair... baseball bat! Oh no!" Howie slid back in and picked up the baseball bat. Steven yelled, "OH NO HOWIE, DON'T DO IT!!" Howie swung for Robert, but thinking fast, Robert slid out of the way and Howie's bat hit the ropes and hit him back in the face. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY! HOWIE'S GONNA BE KNOCKED OUT AFTER THAT!!!" Howie fell limply to the floor and so was Robert. The referee began to count. 1.......2.....3....4...5...6....7...Robert got up...8.....9...Howie got up just before the ref counted to ten. Robert tossed him in the corner and lifted Howie to the top rope. He climbed up with him and signalled for a Drive By. Ken said, "Drive By? I KNEW he was one of those inner city killers!!" Steven replied, "Ken...you're not fit for announcing. The Drive By is like a swinging neckbreaker, but it's PERFECT! Looks like he'll be doing it from the top rope here." Everyone watched as Robert was just about to Drive By Howie, Howie low blowed Robert and pushed himself behind Robert. Ken said, "OHH the treacherous low blow!! Howie has an advantage!!" Howie yelled for a Top Rope Bulldog, then pointed to the chair on the ring mat. "Oh no...he'll Top Rope Bulldog him onto the chair!!" yelled Steven as Howie ran off the ropes with Robert's head in his arms and slammed his face into the chair. Ken yelled, "TOP ROPE BULLDOG! IT'S OVER!" as Howie put his foot on Roberts face and listened to the ref count to 3. Steven said, "Count to a million, it's all over!" Howie celebrated and ran outside while Kaos consoled Hardcore Robert.
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The Brain in the Ring
"Do you smell what the Brain is thinkin'?" hit and the Brain walked out. "What does he want this week? I thought he was starting some kind of crap school,"Ken said. The Brain got in the ring and grabbed a mic. The Brain climbed up on the turnbuckle and said, "Finally, the Brain has come back to Philadelphia!" Steven said, "He gets it wrong every week. We're in Boston." The Brain looked around and thought a minute. "Hey cameraman, where are we anyway?" he said. The cameraman began to say Boston, but the Brain cut him off and yelled, "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE! The Brain couldn't help to come back but once more for all my adoring fans. The Brain just can't stay away for too long without hearing all the millions..." The Brain waited and the crowd remained silent. The Brain continued, "...and millions of the Brain's fans. But, I must go now, I have found a great place for my new better-than-UWM wrestling school. Now, the Brain says this, the Brain is starting to work on this school RIGHT AWAY so you can see the talent that the Brain brings to UWM soon...IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL what the Brain...is thinkin'."
DDT vs. Womankind
DDT walked out with a determined look. "Tracy is not happy about those Slut TV remarks," Steven said. "Even if they are true," Ken said. "Ken! We all know Tracy's not a slut," Steven said. "No, I think you're the only one in this arena who DOESN'T know she's a slut," Ken said. Womankind walked out and the crowd booed. "This is about the only female wrestler that the fans don't like," Steven said. "Don't forget about Chino Bambino too. I've noticed that Womankind hasn't done a Slut TV on Chino Bambino yet. That's because we all know she's not a slut. No one in their right mind would fuck that thing,"Ken said. Womankind jumped into the ring and the two women started exchanging punches. Womankind backed DDT into a corner and started kicking her. Womankind gave her some back elbows and the ref got in there to make the two women break. Ken said, "Come on ref. Let them go at it." Womankind burst right back into the corner with a knee into DDT's chest, and then she whipped DDT into the corner. Womankind tried to follow up with a clothesline but DDT moved out of the way. DDT kicked Womankind and gave her a double-underhook suplex. DDT picked Womankind up, but Womankind gouged DDT's eyes. Womankind threw DDT off the ropes and gave her a powerslam. "Wow! What power by Womankind!" Steven said. Womankind taunted the crowd as DDT slowly got back to her feet. Suddenly, Rini came running out from the back and jumped into the ring. "Rini's going to try to interfere again...Surprise surprise," Ken said. DDT saw Rini run into the ring. DDT turned around and gave Rini a superkick. "Tracy's still mad about Rini costing her the belt last week it seems," Steven said. Rini fell backwards and over the top rope out of the ring. DDT turned around and Womankind locked on the Womanible Claw. DDT had no choice but to submit. Womankind grabbed the Women's championship and held it up, then went backstage, leaving Rini and DDT arguing in the ring.
PD Derek in the Ring
The sound of breaking glass filled the arena and PD Derek walked out with his fans yelling for him. He got into the ring and the got a mic. He said,"I am shocked that PD Derek isn't on the card tonight." The crowd boo'ed. He continued,"I know. I don't know what happened to Joe Hart. He was takin' to the hospital and I could care less. I just want his spot in that three way match for my UWM World Championship." "No Chance" hit and Timothy Jones came out. He said,"PD Derek, you don't deserve shit! You were probably the one who injuried Joe and I wouldn't let STD Derek into any match now. You don't have any belt anymore so I don't care about you anymore." PD Derek said,"Are you finished? I don't care if you make me a jobber, I'll still make my way up and get back my belt!" Mr. Jones said,"You've got no chance in Hell!"
Kef-Pac vs. Misery
Kef-Pac's music hit, the crowd went wild and Kef came out to a huge pop. Ken said,"Kef-Pac! I don't really like this guy Steven, remember last week?" Steven said,"Yeah Ken, Kef got you angry so you hurled crack after crack at him." Ken replied,"Damn right!" while Kef-Pac did the Kram It signs with the fireworks. He yelled for a mic and Steven tossed him one, while Kef began to talk. Kef-Pac yelled,"LISTEN UP MISERY!! I said I wanted a FAIR match against Macho Moose last week, and looking back to the tapes, YOU AGAIN INTERFERED! Since Macho Moose isn't here tonight, I WANT YOUR ASS HERE, ON SATURDAY NIGHT, RIGHT HERE IN OLE' BEANTOWN!!" as the crowd roared. Ken said, "WHOA! A challange from Kef-Pac to a big contender for the UWM belt, Misery!!" Then Misery's music hit and a black figure came down from the rafters. Steven noted,"You know Ken, it really IS dangerous to come down from the rafters, remember what happened in that other federation not too long ago?" Ken replied,"All too well Steven, oh look, the match is beginning!" As Kef-Pac attacked Misery from behind with a back clothesline and punches to the back of the head. Ken said,"That's the kind of trickery that gets Kef to the top. You know Steven, when Kef-Pac was born, his old man went to the zoo, and threw rocks at the stork!!" as Kef-Pac SpinKicked Misery in the corner. Steven said,"Oh Ken, you're such a baby! All you do is name call!" Ken replied,"Oh Steven quiet. You're uncool and probably old. I bet your social security card is in heiroglyphics!" as Misery took over Kef with a huge clothesline and pin. 1..2..kickout. Steven said,"Nice clothesline from Misery, and again with the resiliancy of Kef-Pac." Misery got up and laid the boots to Kef, before picking him up and powerslamming him. Ken said,"Kef is just too small for Misery" as Misery pinned and got a two count. Misery shook his head and yelled. Steven said,"Looks like Misery is cookin' up a big head of steam." Misery ran at Kef, but the leader of D-Kef used Misery's momentum against him and hit him with a huge drop toe hold that sent Miserys head bouncing off the mat, and when he got up, Kef-Pac zapped him with a SpinKick. "Kef's got the advantage now, and you don't want to be in the same ring with Kef when he has an edge!"said Ken as, out of nowhere, Kef-Pac hit Misery with a Kef-Factor in the middle of the ring. Steven yelled,"KEF-FACTOR! IT'S OVER!" as Kef-Pac pinned. 1...2...shoulder up! Ken yelled,"SO CLOSE!! Oh great, now that idiot Kef-Pac is arguing with the ref. Smart guy." While Kef was arguing, Misery got up. After a while, Misery had snuck up behind Kef and attempted a Victory Roll. Middle way thru though, Misery converted it into a Dragon Scissor Sleeper. Ken said, "That hold is pretty much unbreakable, I'd like to see if the resiliant little bug can break this hold!!" Kef struggled and struggled, but finally after about 20 seconds, Miserys hearty foe submitted to the hold. Steven said, "No one will be able to break that hold. LeReux better watch out."
Triple X vs. LeReux
Ken yelled,"OHHHHHHHHH DADDY! It's the main event! And for once, Joe Hart isn't in it!" Steven said,"One would think you did it, Ken." Ken said,"If anyone did it, IT WAS YOU!" Steven said,"What!?" They argued until they were interupted by Triple X's music. Triple X walked out and got into the ring. The lights went out and strange music played, flames came out of the turnbuckle five times, and LeReux came out in his robe. He got into the ring and Triple X attacked him from behind. The lights came back on and the bell rang. Triple X punched and punched at LeReux until LeReux gave him a huge throat toss. Triple X went down and LeReux took his robe off. Triple X got up, ran at him, and hit him with a high knee. LeReux didn't go down. LeReux clotheslined Triple X down and stomped on him. The ref pulled him off and LeReux shoved the ref away and stomped again on Triple X. The ref said he'd end the match if he didn't stop. LeReux laughed and clotheslined the ref. Steven said,"Good God! The refs down." LeReux picked Triple X up, put him in the corner, and choked him with his boot. Ken said,"LeReux isn't stopping! Let him go!" Triple X used all his power and pushed LeReux's foot away. Triple X fell to the ground. LeReux picked him back up and whipped him hard into the opposite corner. Triple X bounced off the turnbuckle right into LeReux's hand. LeReux lifted him up and chokeslammed him. Steven yelled,"LOOK!" Adam Blackman and Crispy ran into the ring and attacked LeReux. Ken yelled,"LOOK AGAIN!" Sin and Pane got into the ring and beat on Adam and Crispy. Sin and Pane knocked them out of the ring and got out with them as another ref came down to the ring. LeReux was watching Sin and Pane when Triple X was getting up. Triple X kicked him in the gut, set him up, and SexDegreed him. Ken said,"We have a new World Champion!" He covered and the new ref counted 1..2.. and LeReux kicked out. Steven said,"I don't believe it!" Triple X picked LeReux up and set him up for the Ass Slam. LeReux picked him and gave him a huge suplex counter. They got up at the same time and Triple X knocked LeReux down with a high knee. Triple X stomped on him and spit on him. LeReux grabbed his foot and pushed him away. Triple X ran at him and got a clothesline from Hell from LeReux. On the outside, Adam Blackman got his Kendo Stick and knocked Sin and Pane down with it. Triple X pulled the ref down next to him and Adam came in the ring. Adam tried to hit LeReux with the Kendo Stick but LeReux grabbed his throat. Triple X pushed the ref to the outside and lowblowed LeReux. LeReux let go of Adam and Adam hit him hard with the Kendo Stick. Adam got out of the ring and pushed the ref in. Triple X picked LeReux up and put him back down with another SexDegree. He pinned and the ref counted 1..2.. and LeReux kicked out. Steven yelled,"HOW DID HE DO THAT!" Triple X screamed at the ref saying he counted too slow. Triple X pinned again and the ref counted 1..2. and LeReux kicked out. Triple X grabbed the ref and SexDegreed him. Ken said,"Another ref is down." Adam slid back into the ring and him and Triple X beat on LeReux. Ken yelled,"LOOK! PUPPIES!" DDT ran down to the ring and slid in. Adam and Triple X stood there ready for her. She ran towards them and kicked LeReux in the face. Steven yelled,"What in the Hell!" Ken said,"I love Timothy's team now. They have puppies." They all beat on LeReux and DDT checked on the first ref who was trying to get up. DDT motioned for Adam to leave and DDT dragged the ref over to Triple X who was pinning LeReux. The ref counted 1....2.... and LeReux kicked out. Steven yelled,"WHAT CAN STOP LEREUX!" Triple X picked the ref up, tossed him in the corner, got in his face, and started screaming. DDT and Adam Blackman started beating on LeReux again. LeReux got up, grabbed Adam and DDT by their throats, and chokeslammed there. Triple X and the ref didn't see this. Triple X turned around and walked right into LeReux's chest. LeReux picked him up and did the LeReux Driver. He pinned and the ref counted 1....2....3. Steven said,"I don't believe that! All that punishment and LeReux still won! Who can beat this man! Who!"