Timothy Jones in the Ring
"Welcome to the first UWM Saturday Night of the year 2000,"said Steven. Ken yelled,"OHHHHHH DADDY! The Apocalypse Pay-Per-View was the best! PD Derek, the old announcer, came back and won the World Championship Belt. He was that masked guy everyone was talking about. Timothy Jones isn't very happy this. He fired Derek for getting his daughter pregnant. I hope Derek doesn't want his old job back..." "No Chance" went on the speakers and Timothy Jones and his team came out. They got into the ring and Mr. Jones said,"Apocalypse was the WORST Pay-Per-View in UWM history! Everyone is in for a treat because I'm going to write all wrongs that happened at the Pay-Per-View. Like, PD Derek..." Mr. Jones was cut off by the sound of glass shattering and PD Derek came out with the World Championship Belt. The crowd went wild. Timothy Jones said,"Stay right there or I'll send my men after you." Derek got a mic and said,"I've heard enough of your PMS'ing. You don't got the balls to try anything with me coz you can't escape the wrath of the Sex-Factor, and when you get put between the legs of Pimp Daddy Derek, ah........get ready! cause your goin for the ride of your life!" Mr. Jones said,"You know what! I do have the balls so tonight in this very ring, you will have to take on Joe Hart in an I Quit match for that very belt you hold."
Jerkicho vs. KidMike
The countdown started, a big explosion hit, and Y2Jerk walked out to big boos. "Well, Y2K didn't affect the UWM, but will Y2Jerk?" said Ken. "Probably not. Put mildly, he sucks." said Steven. Jerkicho slid under the ropes while KidMike's music hit. "This guy made a mess of Meat Package at Apocalypse" said Ken. "Can he repeat it against Will?" The ring bell sounded as the two combatants stared each other out. They tied up and Jerkicho got the early lead out with an armbar. He continued his hold on the advantage with a drop toe hold and ddt. "This fight looks over early. But hey, it's KidMike. Most of his fights end early." said Steven. He whipped KidMike in the corner and tore at him with chest chops and kicks to the ribs. Then he wrapped KidMike's head around his arms and gave him a swinging bulldog. He covered. 1....2....kickout. "Almost had KidMike there." said Ken. "This is getting boring quickly. Do you have the newspaper?" asked Steven. Jerkicho set him up for a powerbomb, and hit it. "Wow, KidMike's spine has to be twisted and curved now!" said Steven. Then, Jerkicho picked up KidMike and powerbombed him. "POWERBOMB! yelled Ken. "THAT SOULD FINISH HIM OFF NOW!" Jerkicho covered. 1....2.....kickout. "SO CLOSE!!" yelled Steven. Jericho yelled "Dammit!" and threw KidMike back in the corner, pounding away at him. Then he put himself back in the corner, propped KidMike's head down, and sunset flipped him. But KidMike shifted his own weight and fell on Jerkicho's chest. "JERKICHO SHOULD HAVE THE WIND TOTALLY LOST FROM HIM NOW!" yelled Ken. "What a way to get the viewers attentions.." said Steven. Seizing the oppurtunity, KidMike scalled the ropes and hit Jerkicho with a Super Star Press and pinned. "Well, we KNEW Jerkicho was gone after the sunset flip gone wrong" said Ken, as the ref counted to 3. As KidMike celebrated, Jerkicho berated. He grabbed a mic and yelled, "NO! NOT ON THE FIRST SATURDAY NIGHT OF THE MILLENIUM! I'M YOUR PARTY HOST, THIS, THIS, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" KidMike flipped him off and continued to walk backstage. Meanwhile, Jerkicho grabbed a chair from under the ring, ran to KidMike and whacked him with the chair. Then he put him in the Lion Two-Timer. "He just can't take losses. He's so sad." said Steven. Then officials came in and broke KidMike free. Your winner is KidMike.
Womankind/Timothy Jones
"Something's going on backstage. Get a camera back there," Ken said. Womankind came up on the big TV. She walked up to Timothy Jones's office. 2 police officers stood in her way. One of them said, "I'm sorry, we can't let you pass." Womankind pushed the officers out of her way and barged into the office. "Timothy Jones!" Womankind yelled. Timothy Jones turned around to look at Womankind and said, "What the hell are you doing here!? Where are those officers!?" Womankind said, "It doesn't matter. I just want to talk to you...for now. I was thinking, since you're righting all the wrongs of Apocalypse, you should give me a match with that skank Rini tonight. It's only fair." Timothy Jones thought about it for a minute and said, "Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I've never liked you, because the fans like the beautiful women, not ugly hags like you. But, I will give you your match with Rini tonight. I'm going to add a few stipulations to it though. First off, you also need revenge on Rey, so he'll be the special guest referee in that matchup." Womankind screamed, "WHAT!? He won't call it down the middle! You can't do that!" Timothy Jones said, "Calm down. That's why I've made it an evening gown match. This way, he can't do a slow count or anything. And, this will also be a lumberjack match. Other women wrestlers will surround the ring. And yes, they can pull off the evening gowns too. If one of the lumberjacks pulls off your dress, then you still lose. Now, I suggest you go find an evening gown to wear." Womankind turned around and stormed out of the office. The big TV turned off and Steven said, "I don't think Womankind is too happy. She's never liked evening gowns, and she can't be too pleased with the "ugly hag" remark either. But, it looks like we've got another match for the card tonight." Ken screamed, "PUPPIES!!!"
Kid Kaos vs. Candyman
Kid Kaos' music hit and he ran down to the ring and slid under the ropes. Then he just stood in the corner. The crowd was barely making any noise, outside of the small number of boos. "Just as with the rest of the Outcasts, the crowd doesn't get pumped up to see Kaos. Him and Candyman are just uncool and unpopular." said Ken. Then Candyman's music hit and he ran out as well. Kid Kaos sprang from the corner and kicked away at Candyman. They went to the outside of the ring and continued to brawl. The crowd was getting more and more into the match. Kaos tried to throw Candyman into the steel steps, but Candyman was stronger and reversed Kid into the steps. Then he continued to mercilessly stomp at him. "Wow, these two are really into the match." said Steven. "And you didn't think they wouldn't?" asked Ken. "Candyman possibly cost Kaos the UWM World Title!!!" Just as he said that, Kid Kaos zapped Candyman with a spinning heel kick. Then he threw the limp Candyman back into the ring. He propped Candyman in the corner and tore at him with kick after kick. "Look at Kaos. Could he be setting up for a Prep Buster?" asked Ken. "Most likely. I wonder what Hybrid and Blackdust are thinking." said Steven. Just then, the cameras showed Hybrid and Blackdust in the back, watching the match on a TV and shaking their heads. When the cameras cut back, Candyman was sitting down in the corner and Kaos signalled for the Prep Buster. "Here it commmmesss!" said Ken. Kid Kaos ran at Candyman and jumped, but at the last second, Candyman moved under the jump and Kaos hit the ring pole hard. "OUCH! KAOS' NUTS COULD BE SPLIT IN HALF!!!" yelled Ken. Candyman threw Kaos off the pole and sat on him and continued to beat up mercilessly pound away at Kaos with lefts and rights to the face. "I think Kaos is gonna bust wide open pretty soon, where's the damn referee?" muttered Steven. "Hahah! He's over there on the outside trying to protect himself!" laughed Ken. Candyman picked Kaos up and set him on the top rope. Then he signalled for a Candybomb. "Candybomb off the top rope...that'll break The Kids neck" said Steven. "WAIT! THERE'S THE OTHER TWO OUTCASTS!" Ken yelled as Hybrid and Blackdust made their way to the ring. Blackdust slid inside while Hybrid tried to pry Candyman off Kaos. In the process, he made Candyman fall off the top rope and get low blowed by the ropes. As he yelled in agony. Kaos punched away at him. Blackdust got Kaos off him, but Kid Kaos took exception and gave Blackdust a spinning heel kick. Meanwhile, Hybrid was trying to block Candyman's furious punches. "We didn't just see a match. We just witnessed a street fight." said Steven. Blackdust got up, and, confused, starting beating up Candyman. He got Candyman off the top rope and put him back leaning on it, and split his legs and signalled for a ShatteredNightmare's Kick. "Haven't we seen enough low blows for one match?" asked Steven. "WHAT?! You can never have too many low blows!" said Ken. As Blackdust tried, Hybrid low blowed him from behind. Suddenly, numerous officials ran out and grabbed each Outcast. "Well, I declare this the un-official breakup of a boring group." said Ken. "No winners, in this huge brawl." said Steven.
Slut TV
"There's some more action backstage. Let's go to it," Steven said. Womankind came on the big TV again, just outside the Moosepack locker room. She looked at the camera and said, "Hello wrestling fans, and welcome to another episode of Slut TV. As you know, we try to catch Rini in various...activities." Womankind guided the camera slowly and quietly into the Moosepack locker room. Rey was there in a referee uniform with Rini. Rini said, "Wow, you look really good in that uniform...Why don't we see how you look out of it?" Rini and Rey started making out and Womankind turned to the camera. "Once again, we find Rini being a total slut. I guess it's not really that hard to do, seeing as she's always being a complete whore." Rini turned over and saw Womankind. Womankind took off with Rini giving chase.
Al Fro vs. The Brain
"Do you smell what the Brain is thinkin?" The Brain's music started playing and the crowd chanted "Nugget." The Brain walked out. and climbed the ropes of the ring and grabbed a mic. He said "Finally the Brain has come back to New Jersey." "What an idiot!" said Ken. "We're in Chicago!" "The Brain says this...." Al Fro's music played and he came out with a mic screaming "You say this and that. Why don't you shut your mouth once in a while." The Brain said "Don't you ever talk to the Brain like that or the Brain will slap you around like your mama slapped you when you were what age?" Al Fro said "f...." "It doesn't matter what age you were!" said Brain. Al Fro ran into the ring and the match started. "We have a slobberknocker right here, right now!" said Steven. "Al Fro's mama slapped him when he was f... what age was that Steven?" said Ken. "I don't..." said Steven. "It doesn't matter what age he was!" said Ken. Brain started stomping away at Al as he slid in the ring. Brain irish whipped him into the ropes but Al reversed it and hit Brain with a drop kick to the stomach. Brain fell to the ground holding his stomach. Al fro pinned..1..2.kick out! "It's to early to pin!" said Steven. Al tried a moonsault off the ropes but missed when Brain rolled away. Brain stood up and ran at Al with a hard clothesline. "Wow he almost took Al's head off with that." said Steven. Al stood up quickly and got ddt'ed into the mat hard. Brain whipped Al into the ropes but Al Fro reversed it and jumped up for a hurricurana into a pin..1..kick out! "Nice kick out by Brain!" said Ken. Al did a belly back bridging suplex into a pin 1..2.kick out. "Another great kick out by the Brain. He isn't given credit for his work ethic." said Ken. Brain tried a punch but Al blocked it and did a hammerlock on the Brain. The Brain countered by running Al's back into the turnbuckle. Brain gained his energy and climbed the turnbuckle and pummeled Al Fro. He than whipped Al Fro into the ropes and did a sidewalk slam. Al Fro tried to jab Brain but Brain moved he hit the ref. When Al Fro turned around, Brain hit him with a hard clothesline over the ropes. Brain climbed outside and tried to whip Al Fro into the steel stairs but it was reversed and Brain's should hit it hard. "I wonder why Al Fro is so dumb. He doesn't have a chance at winning if he hits the ref." said Ken. "Brain is taking punishment now after having the advantage for a while." said Steven. Al Fro took a chair and slid into the ring. He threw Brain into the ring. He grabbed the chair and tried to hit Brain but Brain countered with a boot to the chair and it hit Fro in the face. Brain somoan dropped him onto it. "It backfired on Al!!" said Steven. Brain threw his elbow pad into the crowd. "Get ready for the Brain's Elbow!" said Ken. He ran against both ropes and did a hard elbow that hit Fro on his shoulder into the chair. The ref was up drowsily and Brain pinned..1..2 The crowd boo'ed..3! "Brain has beat Al Fro!" said Steven.
Kevin Michaels/Triple X Backstage
"Lets go back stage" said Ken, "Somethings Up." John Carter was seen walking into D-Kef's locker room. "Listen up losers, tonight via direct order from Mr. Jones, Kevin Michaels has to fight Triple X and the Intercontinental belt is on the line. And if your not down with that, I got two words for ya.." D-Kef got up and went to chase after John Carter but he ran away. "Wow, there you have it folks, HBK vs Triple X for the IC belt tonight!"
Kevin Michaels vs. Triple X
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DDDAAAADDDDDDYYYYYYY" yelled Ken. Triple X came out first and grabbed a mic. "I know all you people do not want to see D-Kef fight again. So we won't, come on out HBK." HBK music started and the women went crazy. HBK slid into the ring. Triple X said "Now we both know that Timothy Jones wants us to fight again, but its not gonna happen. I'm gonna lay down for you." Triple X layed down and HBK went and covered,1,2,Triple X rolled it over into a pin on HBK 1,2,kickout. "That sneaky Triple X" said Steven. Triple X and HBK got in a shoving contest and Triple X dropped HBK with a stiff jab to the mouth. HBK got up and Triple X scoop slammed him down. Triple X picked HBK up and threw him into the corner. HBK hit the corner hard and Triple X followed up by stomping HBK in the corner. The ref tried to get Triple X off but Triple X wouldn't stop. The ref grabbed Triple X and threw him into the center of the ring. Triple X was irate and grabbed him as if he were to punch him. HBK got up slowly and tried Sweet & Sour chin music on Triple X but Triple X moved and HBK hit the ref. "OH MY GOD!!! The ref is out cold" yelled Steven. HBK went for Sweet & Sour chin music on Triple X but Triple X caught his foot and low blowed him. Triple X bounced off the ropes and hit a big knee drop. Triple X picked Kevin up and back-breakered him. Triple X went outside the ring and grabbed a chair. He slid into the ring and waited for HBK to get up. HBK got up and when Triple X went to hit him Kevin ducked and Triple X turned around he got Sweet & Sour chin music into the chair into his face. "Goodnight" said Ken. HBK covered. "Theres no ref you idiot, remember you knocked him out earlier" yelled Ken. Kevin tried to awake the ref and the ref started getting up. Triple X got up slowly and seen an opportunity. He ran at HBK and went for a high knee but Kevin moved and Triple X hit the ref. "That ref is gonna be pissed" said Steven. HBK grabbed Triple X, spun him around and hit a ddt. "Great move" said Steven. HBK climbed the toprope and waited for Triple X to get up. Triple X got up and HBK hit a spinning heel kick off the top. "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH DDDDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYY." HBK grabbed the chair and waited for Triple X to get up. Triple X got up but when HBK went to hit him he ducked kick HBK in the stomach and hit the Ass-Slam onto the chair. Triple X covers, the ref crawls over slowly, 1...,2...kickout. "NNNNOOOOOOOO" yelled Steven. Triple X got up with a look of disbelief on his face Triple X picked HBK up and threw him into the ropes and back elbowed him. Triple X signalled for the sexdegree. HBK kick-flipped up and tried to catch Triple X off guard and went for Sweet & Sour chin music. Triple X moved kicked HBK in the gut and hit the sexdegree. "I still can't believe HBK is alive after that match with Sin at the ppv" said Steven. Triple X covers 1,2,3. "Triple X is the new Intercontinental champion!!" yelled Steven.
Womankind Backstage
The big TV came on again and showed Womankind's locker room. "God damn it, how much camera time does she want!?" Ken said. Womankind came out of her change room area in a dress and high heels. "Whoa...I don't think she was the one who set that camera up..." Steven said. Womankind tried to walk, but almost fell over. The camera twirled around and caught Triple X walking by. Triple X peeked in the locker room, saw Womankind, and started laughing. Womankind ran at Triple X, and Triple X started running off. Womankind tried to give chase, but she fell over in her high heels. Ken laughed and said, "What a klutz!" Womankind turned over towards the camera. "Uh oh, I think she knows about the camera...The red blinking light was a dead giveaway," Ken said. "What the fuck is this!?" Womankind screamed. Womankind grabbed the camera, and smashed it on the ground. Steven said, "I wonder who set that camera up..." Ken said, "I have $50 saying it wasn't a guy. No guy in their right mind would want to see Womankind in an evening gown!" Steven said, "Well, let's get back to the action."
Womankind vs. Rini
"Well, we've already seen Womankind's dress...I wonder what Rini's looks like!" Ken said. "Geez, don't make a puddle..." Steven said. "I usually say that to girls..." Ken said. "KEN! I meant drool!" Steven yelled. Rey's music hit over the speakers and he came out in a referee shirt. Diamond Dallas Tracy, Della, Tygress, and Chino Bambino came out for the lumberjacks. "WOW! I didn't know they had to wear evening gowns too! TIMOTHY JONES, YOU ARE GOD!" Ken screamed. "4 lumberjacks, I guess one for each side of the ring," Steven said. Womankind came out and immediately started yelling at Rey to keep the match fair. Rini walked out and the men started cheering like crazy. Rini slid into the ring and Womankind started stomping on her. Womankind picked up Rini and suplexed her. Womankind picked up Rini for a powerbomb, but Rini countered it into a hurricanrana. Rini picked up Womankind and threw her over the top rope. Sexy Della went over to Womankind and started pounding on her. Della whipped Womankind into the steel guard rail. Della went to rip off Womankind's dress, but Womankind kicked her and threw her into the steel steps. Womankind jumped back into the ring. Rini went over to Womankind and Womankind raked her eyes. Womankind whipped Rini off the ropes and clotheslined her down. Womankind threw Rini to the outside. Tracy went to Rini and slammed her face against the steel steps. Tracy jumped onto the steel guard rail, twirled around, and gave Rini a ddt. "WOW! What a spinning ddt by Tracy!" Steven yelled. Tracy started stomping on Rini on the ground. Tracy picked Rini up and threw her back inside the ring. Womankind got up on the top rope and gave Rini a superplex. "That should pretty much do it...WE'RE GOING TO GET TO SEE RINI'S PUPPIES!" Ken screamed. Womankind slid out of the ring. "Where the hell is she going?" Ken said. "That's not wise with all the lumberjacks out there..." Steven said. Chino Bambino went over to Womankind. Womankind ran over and quickly got a chair. Chino Bambino backed off and let Womankind get back in the ring. "Chino Bambino has more intelligence than looks...Lucky for her. Then again, it would be very hard to NOT have more intelligence than looks, looking at her," Ken said. Womankind slid back in the ring. Womankind went to take a swing at Rini with the chair, but Rey grabbed the chair. Womankind turned around and gave Rey a superkick through the chair. Womankind put the Womanible Claw on Rey until he passed out. "Wow! Womankind just knocked out Rey!" Steven yelled. Womankind took the chair and hit Rini over the head with it. "HOLY SHIT! Did you hear that!?" Ken yelled. Another ref came out from the back. Womankind pulled off Rini's evening gown and the ref called for the bell. "Looks like Womankind wins this match..." Steven said. "No, EVERYONE WINS! WE GOT TO SEE RINI'S PUPPIES!" Ken said. "Womankind's still in the ring...What's she doing?" Steven said. Womankind leaned over Rini and yelled, "Come on you whore, I'm not stopping at just the evening gown!" Ken yelled, "GO WOMANKIND!!!" Womankind went to tear off Rini's bra, but Rey spun Womankind around and gave her a Jumping DDT. Rey picked up Rini and headed backstage. Womankind got up after a little while, looked at Rini and Rey, and screamed "You'll never beat me slut!"
Kef-Pac vs. Sin/Pane
Ken said,"This match was just signed. It's going to be Kef-Pac verses Sin and Pane. Looks like Mr. Jones is screwing Kef-Pac too." D-Kef's music hit and Kef-Pac came out. The crowd went wild. Steven said,"Kef-Pac has the fan support but Sin and Pane have the size advantage." Sin and Pane came out as the crowd boo'ed. They got into the ring and the ref rang the bell. Sin and Pane double teamed Kef-Pac with right hands till he was on the ground. Pane picked him up and held him for Sin to do a clothesline. Ken said,"Kef-Pac isn't looking good. He shouldn't have beating Joe Hart at Apocalypse." The ref yelled at Sin and Pane for one of them to get to their corner. Sin went to the corner leaving Pane beating on Kef-Pac. Pane whipped Kef-Pac to the ropes and hit him with the big boot. Pane tagged in Sin and they double teamed him again. Steven said,"They're killing him." Pane left and Sin pounded away on Kef-Pac. Sin throat tossed him into the corner and gave him 10 knees in the gut. Sin whipped him to the ropes. Kef-Pac bounced off and came back with a Jumping Spinkick. Sin moved out of the way and Kef-Pac hit the ref. Ken said,"Kef-Pac is so dead now. The ref is gone and Sin and Pane can go back to double teaming him." Pane came in and he put Kef-Pac on his shoulders. Sin went to the toprope, jumped off, and hit Kef-Pac with a toprope clothesline. Steven said,"Look! It's Adam Blackman and DDT!" They got into the ring and helped beat on Kef-Pac. D-Kef's music hit and the crowd roared. Kevin Michaels, Triple X, RoadFoxx, and Tygress came out. They got into the ring and helped Kef-Pac. HBK took Sin, Triple X took Pane, RoadFoxx took Adam, and Tygress took DDT. RoadFoxx and Adam fell out of the ring as they fought. Tygress threw DDT out. She climbed the toprope and hit the Tyger Pounce. Triple X left the ring and got a chair. Kevin Michaels got chokeslammed out of the ring by Sin. Pane ran at Triple X as he came back into the ring. Triple X hit him with the chair. Sin went over to Triple X and Triple X gave him a chairshot but Sin didn't go down. Kef-Pac got up and tapped on Sin's shoulder. When Sin turned around, Kef-Pac gave him the Kef-Factor. Kef-Pac covered but there was no ref. Triple X went over to the ref and got him to slowly get up. Triple X went over and hit Kef-Pac with the chair. Steven yelled,"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Triple X threw the chair down and SexDegree'd him on the chair. The crowd boo'ed, Triple X gave them all the Kram It Sign, and put Sin on top of Kef-Pac. The ref came over and counted 1....2...3. Sin and Pane win. Ken said,"Damnit! Triple X is a fag." Officals broke up the Rage and D-Kef fight. Triple X got a mic and said,"Degeneration-Kef can Kram It! I had the World Championship Belt when I quit but what happened when I joined? I LOST IT BECAUSE D-KEF SAID IT WAS THEIRS TOO! D-Kef has given me nothing. Hit my music!" "My time" played on the speakers as he walked out. When he got to the entrance area, he turned to face the ring, and "No Chance" played on the speakers. Steven said,"Is this what I think it is!?" Timothy Jones and his team came out and stood side-by-side with Triple X. Ken said,"Damnit! Triple X is with Mr. Jones. He screwed D-Kef." Timothy Jones said,"Who can stop us now!"
PD Derek vs. Joe Hart
PD Derek's music came on and he jumped them from behind. Crispy and John Carter got pushed off the Entrance area to the floor below. Steven said,"That's who!" PD Derek gave right hands to Joe till Triple X hit him from behind. Mr. Jones called for a ref. Triple X and Joe Hart brought Derek to the ring and a ref came out. Ken said,"I guess they're starting the Joe Hart verses PD Derek I Quit match." Triple X and Joe held Derek still for Mr. Jones to slap and kick him. The ref came out and told them he wouldn't start the match till they left the ring. They left and the ref rang the bell. Joe stomped on Derek and got a mic. Joe said,"Just it and we'll let you leave." He put the mic to Derek's mouth and Derek said,"No, I wanna kick your ass!" Derek nailed him with a lowblow and got up. Derek whipped Joe to the ropes and got him with a Jumping Bodyslam. Triple X got a chair and slid into the ring. Triple X went for a chairshot but missed and Derek ddt'ed him on the chair. Joe got up and PD Derek went for a chairshot on him but he moved and clotheslined Derek over the toprope. Joe Hart went on the outside and stomped away on PD Derek. Ken said,"Look at Mr. Jones. He's trying to get as far away from Derek as possible." Joe whipped Derek to the steel steps but he reversed. Derek moved towards Timothy. Mr. Jones ran as Derek neared him. Triple X did a baseball slide that knocked Derek over the crowd railing. Joe Hart and Triple X went over the railing after him. They pounded away on him. Steven said,"They're getting farther and farther away from the ring." Derek slammed Joe's head into the wall. Triple X attacked Derek and tried for a suplex but Derek counted with the reverse jumping piledriver. Ken screamed,"OHHHHH DADDY! The Sex-Factor!" Joe got up and hit Derek with the mic. Joe put him in the dullshooter and said,"Come on! Give up!" He put the mic to Derek's mouth and he didn't say anything. Joe screamed,"Come on! Say it!" Derek pulled forward. Joe said,"You can't break this hold. Just say it." Derek reached up and grabbed a fire extinguisher. He pointed it behind him and shot it at Joe. Joe broke the hold when he fell over. Derek turned it off and got up. Joe got up too and Derek hit him over the head with the fire extinguisher. Derek pointed to Mr. Jones and Mr. Jones took off running. The cameras followed him backstage. Suddenly, Timothy was knocked down. Ken said,"It's Kef-Pac!" Kef-Pac had hit him with a SpinKick. Kef-Pac dragged him back out and brought him to Derek. Derek nailed Mr. Jones with the fire extinguisher. Kef-Pac held Joe Hart down as Derek got the mic and said,"Unless you want your boss to get his ass beat, I suggest you say the words that will end this match." PD Derek put the mic to Joe's mouth and Joe said,"I.." Timothy cut him off and screamed,"Don't do it!" Derek picked Mr. Jones up and gave him the Sex-Factor. Derek said,"What's it gonna be?" Joe Hart said,"I...quit" The ref rang the bell. Steven said,"PD Derek retains his World Championship!" Derek said,"You dumb son-of-bitch. I'm gonna beat his ass anyway.!" Derek hit Mr. Jones with the fire extinguisher again. Triple X got up and hit Derek in the back with a chair. Kef-Pac let go of Joe and attacked Triple X. Joe got up and attacked Derek. Officals came out and broke up the fight and Timothy Jones was taken away on a stretcher. Steven said,"There's no doubt in my mind that this isn't over by a long shot."