D-Kef in the Ring
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night! Last week, there was November Nightmare. The Rage tried to make it a nightmare for D-Kef but I think D-Kef made it a nightmare for The Rage by reforming the group,"said Steven. The lights went out and D-Kef's music started playing. The lights came back on and D-Kef was standing at the entrance area. Triple X had the World Championship belt on his shoulder. Ken yelled,"The crowd's on their feet!" They got into the ring and Kef-Pac got the mic. He said,"As you know by now, D-Kef is back! At the pay-per-view main event, there was a winner. Let's hear from Triple X." Triple X grabbed the mic and said,"That's right. I am the World Champion..... but so is Kevin Michaels." He passed the belt to HBK. Steven said,"WHAT!?" Kevin said,"I am the World Champion..... but so is RoadFoxx." Ken said,"What are they doing!?" He passed the belt to RoadFoxx. RoadFoxx said,"I am the World Champion..... but so is Tygress." He passed the belt to Tygress. Ken said,"A female World Champion!?" Tygress said,"I am the World Champion..... but so is Kef-Pac." The crowd roared as she passed the belt to Kef-Pac. Steven said,"What's going on!" Kef-Pac said,"I am the World Champion and SO IS DEGENERATION-KEF!" He held the belt up high in the air. He continued,"We are all World Champions and we all will defend our belt." Ken said,"They can't do that! Can they?"
Mr. Happy vs. Al Fro
Mr. Happy's clown music played and he came out. "This is going to be an all out hardcore war." Steven said. Al Fro came out. "Al Fro doesn't look so good. He looks worn out. Has he been up all night worrying about Omsok, that hamster of his?" Steven said. "It's not his hamster anymore, and it's not called Omsok. It's Little Dike Studly and it belongs to the Studly Boyz!" Ken yelled. Al Fro got into the ring and Mr. Happy started pounding away on him. "Al Fro has to stay focused in this match, or else he's going to have no shot at winning." Steven said. Mr. Happy threw Al off the ropes and clotheslined him down. Mr. Happy started laughing hysterically. "What the hell is he laughing about? What's so funny?" Ken said. Mr. Happy dragged Al to his feet and gave him an inverted pile driver. Then he got up and gave him a leg drop. Mr. Happy covered 1...2.Kick out. "Al really has to get himself together. He's getting demolished in there. He hasn't had any offense in this match yet. Mr. Happy put a headlock on Al. Al gave Mr. Happy a few elbows, and then bounced off the ropes. Mr. Happy tried a clothesline, but Al ducked and came back with a cross body splash. Al dragged Mr. Happy outside the ring. Al picked up a camera cord and strangled Mr. Happy with it. Al found a steel chair and jabbed it into Mr. Happy's rib cage. "Now we're getting hardcore! OH DADDYYYYY!" Ken screamed. Al took the steel chair and crushed Mr. Happy over the head with it. "Al is probably thinking of the Studly Boyz when he swings that chair." Steven said. Al signalled for the Fro Plow and picked up Mr. Happy. The Studly Boyz came running out from the back and pushed Mr. Happy over. Mr. Happy rolled up Al 1...2...3! "The Studlyz cost Al Fro this match! This is going to drive Al over the edge!" Steven said. The Studlyz jumped into the ring and started taking turns with steel chair shots on Al until some officials came from the back to break it up.
Mr. Jones's Office
Steven said,"Let's go backstage." Sin, Hybrid, Womankind, EdgE666, and Macho Moose were in Timothy Jones's Office. Timothy Jones was yelling,"Calm down all of you!" Sin said,"I work my ass off to get to where I am and now those losers all have the belt!" Womankind said,"This Women's Championship Belt sucks if she is the World Champion." Hybrid said,"None of them can handle that belt and now they ALL have the belt!" Mr. Jones said,"I know that! There's nothing that says they can't do that!" Macho Moose said,"Is there anything in the rules books about breaking the owner's neck!" EdgE666 said,"Do something about this or we'll be going somewhere else!"
ReyMooseJr vs. Dashi Nokia
ReyMooseJr's music comes on and the crowd explodes. He climbs in the ring and raises his arms up and the crowd goes wild once more. "I've said it before, I'll say it again. The crowd LOVES Rey and and the Moose Pack." Ken said. Steven said, "Rey had the belt for a while before XXX got it, then he claimed it as nothing, and Dashi Nokia won it in a tournament at November Nightmare. Here comes Dashi now!" The people booed as the artist came out. As he ran in, Rey caught him with a baseball slide. As he taunted him with a Moose Call and the crowd went nuts, Dashi came up from behind him, turned him around, delievered a series of punches, and kicked him into the steel steps. "The TV Belt can't mean this much to Rey. If only he wouldn't have taunted him like that. Showoff." Ken said. Dashi Nokia tossed ReyMoose back in the ring and the bell rung. Dashi delivered kicks to the abdomen to Rey and tossed him into the ropes. When ReyMooseJr returned Dashi nailed him with a clothesline. Dashi screamed "PAIN IS AN ARTFORM" to the crowd and they continued to boo him. While Nokia had his back turned Rey punished him with a jumping. Rey pinned Dashi. 1...2...and the shoulder went up. "Dashi Nokia is quite resilant" Ken said. "Rey should watch out." Dashi tried to mount a comeback with a SpinKick, but Rey ducked under it and ran out of the ring. "Chicken!" Ken said. Rey brough in a chair and slid into the ring while the ref held back Dashi. When Rey got prepared to swing the chair, however, the ref, now behind him, took it away. Rey argued with him, but Nokia turned Rey around and gave him a SpinKick. "OH MY GOD, ReyMooseJr's head BOUNCED off the mat! He can't go on!" Steven said. "Keep him in there" ken said. Dashi Nokia continued the punishment by picking him up and propping him in the corner. Then he gave Rey two kicks, and when he tried a third, Rey ducked under again. Rey tried a rollup pin. 1.....2...kick out. "Rey almost had him." Ken said. Dashi got him back by exchanging punches back and forth until they got in the corner, and Rey choked out Dashi. "Did you see the look in his eyes?" Ken said. "This guy really wants that gold on his waist." Rey threw Dashi into the corner, then went to the center of the ring and did another Moose Call. "What is with Rey? I guess he wants to lose." Steven said. Nokia got out of the corner and ReyMooseJr ran at him for a 596. Rey hooked the arm but as he swung around, Nokia turned around with him and forced him down with the Arm Buster. "Ohhhh here we go. Let's see if Rey submits" Ken said. Rey quickly submitted and the ref called for the bell. "Well, Rey loses again. Pathetic." Ken said. Steven said, "Wait, it looks like Dashi Nokia won't let go." Steven said. Ravishing Regal Rini ran out with fear in her eyes. "PUPPIES" Ken screamed. Steven said, "Maybe Dashi will be HUMAN and let go with Rini here." However, when Rini slid in and begged Dashi Nokia to let go, he let Rey go. "Oh, that's nice of him" Ken said. Then Nokia put Ravishing Regal Rini in the Arm Buster. "Shows how nice he really is" muttered Steven. As Rini screamed in pain and Rey lie hurting, EdgE666 and The Big Moose ran out. "Here comes trouble for Nokia." said Steven. EdgE, being faster, ran in first and tried a Spear while Dashi was in a corner. Dashi went out of the way and EdgE666's shoulder went flying into a turnbuckle. "Owww" said Ken. Dashi then flattened EdgE with a Jumping SpinKick when The Big Moose finally made it down to the ring. Big Moose turned Dashi around and delievered a giant headbutt, then set Dashi up for a Moose Slam. "WELLLL it's The Big Moose!" said Ken. Big Moose held Dashi up in the air for about 7 seconds and finally dropped Nokia down. "THE RING SHOOK" screamed Steven. Meanwhile, Big Moose picked up Rey, EdgE, and Rini and carried the three out. "Dashi Nokia successfully defends his belt....and hurts EdgE, Rey, and Rini in the process" says Ken. "And Big Moose destroys Nokia." added Steven.
Mr. Jones and Mr. Carter Backstage
Timothy Jones was in his office thinking when vice president, John Carter walked in. John said,"We can't let D-Kef have that belt. Think about how the value of that belt." Timothy said,"Don't you think I know that! I need a plan." John said,"I already got one and I talked to the wrestlers about this. Tonight, it will be Tygress verses Womankind, RoadFoxx verses EdgE666, Kevin Michaels verses Sin, Triple X verses Hybrid, and Kef-Pac verses Macho Moose." Mr. Jones said,"How will that do anything? We'll still have five champions at the end." John said,"If any of D-Kef loses, that person they were against don't get the belt." Mr. Jones said,"What if anyone in D-Kef wins?" John Carter said,"Don't worry. Each of these wrestlers chose a match that they would be good at so D-Kef will not win and if they don't win, it's as if they never had the belt." Mr. Jones said,"Also, let's say that if any D-Kef members interfere in any of these matches, they all lose the belt. This is too perfect." John said,"There is another matter. Some of the wrestlers say they saw Kevin Hash using drugs." Mr. Jones said,"I will NOT have a druggie in my fed. Get the police down here."
Tygress vs. Womankind
Tygress walked out to the ring. "Timothy Jones and vice-president, John Carter, said that every member of D-Kef must fight tonight. And their opponents get to choose whatever type of match they want. Womankind chose an "I Quit" match, which means anything goes, no DQ, no pinfall, no KO's, no countout. Only submission victories." Steven said. Womankind walked out with a dumpster full of weapons. "These odds don't look good for Tygress. This match is right down Womankind's alley. I don't know if Tygress knows any submission moves." Steven said. "She doesn't need submission moves with puppies like those!" Ken said and then, screamed, "PUPPIES!!!"as Tygress came down. Womankind grabbed a mic. "I chose this kind of match because the only moves Tygress knows are in bed. I know ALL the men in D-Kef know that. Tygress is just another one of those two-bit whores with no wrestling skills that Timothy Jones hired off the street corner to draw fans in." Womankind said. The crowd booed Womankind. "You know what? I don't need you fans. You can cheer for this slut all you want. Just don't be sad when she loses." Womankind bashed Tygress over the head with the mic. The ref called for the bell to start the match. Womankind grabbed a metal tray from the dumpster and smashed Tygress over the head with it. Womankind picked up Tygress and gave her a piledriver onto the tray. Womankind grabbed the mic and said, "Do you give up you little whore? You'll never beat me." Womankind put the mic to Tygress mouth and Tygress said, "I'll never give up." Womankind said, "Of course, you must have built up a lot of stamina from all those all-nighters you pulled with the D-Kef men. That's no problem, I can kick your ass all night long!" Womankind picked up Tygress and gave her a released german suplex. "Womankind's trying to beat Tygress into submission." Ken said. "I think she's just weakening her, we'll see submission moves from Womankind soon." Womankind grabbed Tygress's hair and threw her down to the mat. Tygress got up and speared Womankind. "Where the hell did that come from?" Steven said. "Hey I'd love to be in Womankind's position right now." Ken said. "What? She's gotta be hurting from that spear." Steven said. "Yeah, I know, but tackled by Tygress!? OH DADDYYYYYYYYYYY!" Ken screamed. Steven shook his head and went back to announcing the match. Tygress got up and missed a clothesline. Womankind spun around and caught Tygress with a clothesline of her own. Womankind threw Tygress off the ropes, but Tygress jumped over Womankind and gave her a sunset flip. Tygress held her there. "What the hell is she doing? Is she blonde? This is an "I Quit" match, there are no pinfalls." Ken said. Tygress let go and then stomped on Womankind. Tygress grabbed the mic and said, "Do you give up?" Tygress put the mic to Womankind's mouth and Womankind said, "You must be even dumber than I thought." Tygress ran at Womankind, but Womankind backbody dropped her over the ropes and into the dumpster. "TYGRESS WENT RIGHT INTO THAT DUMPSTER!" Steven said. "They're not blind you moron, they can see that, you don't need to say it." Ken said. Womankind went into the dumpster and stood up. Womankind locked the Womanible Claw on Tygress. Tygress had no choice but to tap out. "Looks like Womankind won. Tygress didn't have a choice, she wasn't getting out of that dumpster until she gave up. WAIT! What's Womankind doing now!?" Steven yelled. Womankind got out of the dumpster, closed it, and locked it. Womankind pushed the dumpster to the steel rampway. "What's she going to do!? NO don't tell me...She's not going to..." Steven said. Womankind took the dumpster and pushed it off the entrance-way with Tygress in it. "OH MY GOD! SHE DID! SHE DID! That's at least a 12 foot drop onto concrete!" Steven screamed. Womankind laughed and went to the backstage area. "We need some medical attention out here!" Paramedics came out and helped Tygress onto a stretcher. Degeneration-Kef were by the ambulance watching with concern. Kef-Pac jumped in the ambulance with Tygress. John Carter came out and said, "What do you think you're doing!? Get out of there now, you have a match tonight!" Kef-Pac didn't move. "If you don't wrestle tonight like you were ORDERED to, then that's good enough reason for me to fire your ass! Now get out of there!" He said. Kef-Pac did the Kram It sign to him and got in the ambulance. Steven said,"Woah.deja vu." Tygress weakly said,"Chris...go..i'll be ok...win us the belt.." Kef-Pac reluctantly got out of the ambulance and watched the ambulance drive off with its sirens going.
Kevin Hash Backstage
Ken said,"Go to the back! Something's happening." Kevin Hash was in the back where police were arresting him. Hash was putting up a fight. A policeman showed a bag to another policeman. He said,"He's true to his name. He's got some hash." The another policeman said,"Take him away."
RoadFoxx vs. EdgE666
Road Foxx came out first. "EdgE666 requested a blood bath match. It's right down his alley, and Road Foxx has never competed in one before." Steven said. EdgE666 came out from behind Foxx and leveled him with a clothesline. "Where the hell did he come from?" Ken said. The ref rang the bell. EdgE666 followed up with 2 punches then a discus clothesline. EdgE666 signalled for his new move, the Cutting EdgE. "Already? What the hell? We just got the match started." Ken said. Foxx came over and lowblowed EdgE666. "That'll stop any guy dead in his tracks." Ken said. Foxx went and tried to get the bucket of blood, but EdgE666 grabbed Foxx's leg and tripped him up. EdgE666 pounded on Foxx on the mat. EdgE666 got up and dragged Foxx to the outside. EdgE666 put Foxx on the announcer's table. "What the hell are you doing?" Ken said. "Get him off here!" Steven screamed. EdgE666 ignored him and climbed onto the steel guard rail. "Wow, it takes a good center of gravity and good balance to do that." Steven said. EdgE666 flew off the guard rail and gave Foxx an elbow drop through the table. "MY GOD! NO! NO! Our announce table is wrecked! RUINED!" Steven screamed. Both men lay down motionless. "That took a lot out of EdgE666 too." EdgE666 was the first to his feet, but Foxx lowblowed him again. Foxx got up and threw EdgE666 into the ring. Foxx punched him once, twice, did a little dance, and knocked him down with a third punch. Foxx whipped EdgE666 off the ropes, but EdgE666 flew at Foxx and gave him the Cutting Edge. "Wow! Out of nowhere!" Steven said. EdgE666 grabbed the bucket and dumped it all over RoadFoxx. "Things are not looking too good for D-Kef right now." Steven said.
Outcasts in the Ring
Hybrid came to the ring with the Outcasts. Hybrid got into the ring and said,"Timothy Jones, your fed is dying and we can help. Join us and we will take this fed to new heights." Timothy Jones walked out and said,"You want me to join the Outcasts." He paused and looked at the crowd. He yelled,"I'D RATHER JOIN A-K-C!"
Kevin Michaels vs. Sin
HBK walked out. "HBK is TOTALLY screwed this match. Sin requested a lumberjack match, and John Carter made all the people around the ring Rage members. HBK will be lucky to get out alive." Steven said. HBK stepped into the ring and grabbed the mic. "Ladies, don't worry about me, even though I have been totally screwed over, I'll still be ready for plenty of beatings tonight!" HBK said. The women in the crowd went nuts. Sin came out with the rest of the Rage members. The Rage members surrounded the ring, and Sin climbed in. The ref rang the bell. Sin punched HBK a few times and threw him to the outside. "Sin's getting everyone else to do the dirty work for him. The Rage members beat on HBK then threw him back in the ring. Sin covered quickly 1...2.Kick out. Sin threw himself off the ropes, and charged towards HBK. HBK backbody dropped him outside of the ring, but the Rage members caught him and made sure he was okay. HBK bounced off the ropes, dove over the top rope and flew at all the Rage members. "Wow! Kevin just knocked down the whole Rage!" Steven said. The Rage members got up quickly and pounded on HBK. "Can't keep them all down." Ken said. Jesse Bane got a chair and Lukas Bane held HBK. HBK broke free at the last second and crushed his twin brother Lukas with the chair. Jesse went over to see if Lukas was okay and HBK gave him the Sweet and Sour Chin Music through the chair. HBK turned around and got a Tombstone from Sin. Sin rolled HBK back into the ring and covered him 1...2...3. "Nice try by HBK, but he never really had a chance." Ken said.
Triple X vs. Hybrid
"Hybrid chose a ladder match to fight Triple X in." Ken said. Hybrid came walking out from the back with a ladder. "Triple X has been screwed. He should have the title fair and square, but John Carter came out earlier tonight and said there wasn't really a winner of that match." Triple X walked out and got into the ring. "This is no ordinary ladder match. Unlike in some ladder matches, there is nothing that you have to climb the ladder for. The ladder is just a weapon to use against your opponent. And that's legal, because ladder matches are no-holds-barred." Steven said. The ref rang the bell. Hybrid gave Triple X some devastating right hands to open up the match. Hybrid whipped Triple X into the ladder. "Ouch. Nothing but steel there." Ken said. Hybrid folded up the ladder and put it down on the mat. Hybrid turned around and got dropkicked by Triple X. Triple X whipped Hybrid off the ropes and gave him a drop toe-hold. Hybrid went face first into the ladder. Triple X went outside the ring and grabbed a table and a chair. Triple X set the table up in the middle of the ring and went over to Hybrid. Hybrid had gotten up already, and superkicked the chair right into Triple X's face. "WOW! Hybrid is not a one-dimensional wrestler, he's not just all power. He has some good moves and agility to. He can hurt you in so many ways." Steven said. Hybrid covered Triple X, 1...2..Kick out. "2 and three quarters that time." Ken said. Hybrid climbed the ladder and brought Triple X with him. Hybrid gave Triple X the Hybrid DDT through the table off the ladder. "MY GOD! MY GOD! I don't belive it! Triple X is out of it!" Steven screamed. Hybrid rolled over and covered 1...2...3! "Hybrid absolutely manhandled Triple X in that match." Steven said.
Kef-Pac vs. Macho Moose
Ken said,"OH DADDY! This is the Main event and it's in the cage! Kef-Pac verses Macho Moose. The rest of D-Kef has lost. Kef-Pac is their last hope." Kef-Pac came out and the crowd roared. He walked into the cage and said,"D-kef will never die and I plan to keep my NO our belt and if you're not down with that! I got two words for ya!" The crowd yelled,"KRAM IT!" Macho Moose came out and the crowd cheered. Steven said,"The crowd loves both these guys." Macho Moose got into the ring and said,"OOOOOHHHH YEAH! The Macho Moose is here to take back his belt and snap into this green and black Slim Jim." The ref took the mic, closed the door to the cage, and rang the bell. Ken said,"First one to get out of the cage wins." Kef-Pac ran at Macho Moose and dropkicked him. Kef-Pac hammered away with punches and kicks. Kef-Pac went for a whip but Macho reversed it and sent Kef-Pac into the steel of the cage. Steven said,"That cage has no give and Kef-Pac went right into it." Macho Moose slammed Kef-Pac's head into the cage again. Kef-Pac fell over and wasn't moving. Macho Moose started climbing the cage. Steven said,"Kef-Pac is down this earlier?" Ken said,"Moron..." Kef-Pac got up, grabbed Macho, and pulled him down. Ken said,"Knew that was coming." Kef-Pac stomped on Macho and did the Kram It sign. Kef-Pac picked Macho Moose up and hit him with a Spinkick. Kef-Pac picked him up again and Macho hit him with a sidewalk slam. Macho Moose stomped on Kef-Pac, picked him up, and whipped him into the cage. Macho grabbed him from behind and threw him over his head but Kef-Pac landed on his feet. Macho Moose turned around and got a Kef-Factor. Ken yelled,"Kef-Factor! Kef-Factor!" Kef-Pac started climbing the cage. Steven said,"Wait! Look! It's Mr. Jones!" Timothy Jones came down to the cage with a ref's shirt on. He talked to the ref and the ref went to the back. Ken said,"He sent the ref back. He's gonna ref!" Steven said,"Oh..this is going to be fair." Timothy Jones opened the cage, went in there, and started dragging Macho towards the the door. Kef-Pac stopped climbing the cage and threw Mr. Jones out of the cage. The crowd roared. Ken said,"He shouldn't have done that!" Macho got up and hit Kef-Pac from behind. He kicked Kef-Pac in the gut, hooked the arms, and JackSmacked him. Macho Moose started climbing the cage slowly. Kef-Pac slowly got up and climbed the cage. Steven said,"Both of them are at the top of the cage!" They exchanged blows and Kef-Pac knocked Macho into the cage. Ken said,"Kef-Pac's gonna win!" Kef-Pac slowly climbed down the ring. Kef-Pac reached the ground. He looked at Timothy Jones and Mr. Jones gave him the Kram It sign. Kef-Pac walked towards Mr. Jones. Steven said,"Who's coming down the ramp?" Ken said,"It's Joe Hart!?" Joe Hart came up behind Kef-Pac and hit him with a steel chair. Steven said,"Joe Hart must have been the man that Mr. Jones was talking to when he said he needed protection." Joe Hart and Timothy Jones stomped on Kef-Pac and then, tossed him through the cage door. Joe Hart put Kef-Pac in the dullshooter and Timothy Jones pulled Macho Moose out of the ring. He rang the bell. Macho Moose won. Steven said,"Mr. Jones has screwed Kef-Pac! No one in D-Kef has the belt! No one in UWM has the belt." Ken said,"I wonder who will get the belt." Joe Hart kept Kef-Pac in the Dullshooter and Timothy Jones smashed the World Championship belt into the back of Kef-Pac's head. Then, Mr. Jones yelled,"You'll never get the belt! Never! You've got NO CHANCE!"