Adam Blackman Interview
"Welcome to another great night of UWM! This is UWM Saturday Night. I am Ken and this is Steven. We have a great show for you all but first let's go to the back with James," said Ken. James said,"I'm back here with the Hardcore Champion and the new Intercontinental Champion Adam Blackman. Jusin Edible, his tag team partner, is also here. Adam, how does it feel to know you could have ended Kef-Pac's wrestling career?" Adam said,"It feels great and I'll do it to anyone else that stands in my way." James said,"What about losing the tag team belts to a hamster?" Adam said,"You have a lot of nerve to say that James. Al Fro beat us. He just put his hamster on top of me and got the pin. We will get our belts back and I will be the first wrestler to hold 3 belts at one time." James said,"There you have it. Now back to UWM Saturday Night."
The Brain vs. Crowd Member
"Do you smell what the Brain is thinking," started playing over the loud speakers. The crowd boo'ed. Steven said,"The crowd does not like The Brain at least they haven't started the nugget chant." The crowd chanted,"Nugget." Steven said,"Spoke too soon." Brain got in the ring and grabbed a mic. He said,"Finally The Brain HAS COME BACK TO Detroit, Michigan!" The crowd boo'ed. Ken said,"What a moron! We are in Chicago,Illinois tonight." The Brain said,"Oh wait. My bad. Where are we?" The crowd started to say,"Chicago" but The Brain yelled out,"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE! The Brain say this. He is going to let one of you go One-On-None with the Smart One. I wonder who I should choose. How about......you in the mask." The Brain pointed at a man sitting in the first row wearing a red mask. The man got up and came into the ring. Steven said,"I don't know if this is a good idea. That guy looks like a biker or a weightlifter." The Brain asked,"What is your name?" The man started to say his name but The Brain yelled,"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! I want you to get down on your hands and knees and kiss the Smart One's feet into front of the millions." No one said anything. The Brain continued,"And Millions of my fans." The masked man nailed The Brain with a right hand. The bell sounded and the match got underway. The Brain whipped him to the ropes and he came back with a clothesline. Ken said,"This guy is good." The man picked The Brain up and did an inverted jumping piledriver. Steven said,"Ouch!" The man pinned and the ref counted 1..2..3. The masked man won. Ken said,"I don't believe this! The Brain was beaten by someone from the crowd."
Moose Pack Backstage
Steven said,"There's something going on in the back. Let's go to it." A camera finds the Moose Pack. ReyMooseJr said,"I can't believe you, Kevin. I had that match won. I countered the Sexdegree. I would have keep my belt but then you gave me the Sweet & Sour Chin Music!" Kevin said,"You were gonna lose. It's not my fault Triple X reversed that whip to me." Macho Moose said,"You had no right to be out there." HBK said,"Screw you! Screw Moose Pack!" Kevin walked away.
Triple X vs. Jerkicho
Triple X came out and grabbed a microphone. "What the hell?" Ken said. "He's not scheduled to be out here." Steven said. "Probably just out here to brag or something." Ken said. Triple X said, "HELLOOOOOOOOO LADIES! Finally, I have taken the TV belt away from that wuss ReyMooseJr. Now, since I'm a fighting champion, I've come out here to challenge ANYONE backstage to a TV title match tonight." A loud noise started playing, and the Big TV started a countdown from 5 seconds. "What the hell? What is that!? AAAHHH my ears! Make it stop!" Ken yelled. Once the countdown on the Big TV reached 0, there was a big boom, and Jerkicho was standing in the entrance-way with his hands in the air. "What the hell is he doing, besides trying to make everyone deaf!?" Ken said. Jerkicho had a microphone, and said, "Triple X, I accept your challenge. You are a disgrace to the UWM and it's even more of a disgrace that YOU have a title. I will restore some dignity to that belt, and the UWM, when I beat your ass all over the ring tonight!" Jerkicho jumped into the ring and starting pounding away on Triple X. "Wow, Jerkicho looks pumped. He could have a shot at this." Ken said. Jerkicho threw Triple X into the ropes, and gave him a spinning heel kick. Jerkicho put one foot on Triple X for a pin and yelled, "COME ON BABY!" Triple X kicked out after 1. "What the hell is Jerkicho trying to do!? He couldn't even beat Kidmike like that." Ken said. Jerkicho picked Triple X up to his feet, and Triple X gave Jerkicho an elbow to the stomach. Triple X gave Jerkicho a piledriver, and followed up with some elbow drops. Triple X put Jerkicho into a boston crab. "That's a good idea. If Jerkicho's legs are weak, then he won't be able to hold on his Lion Two-Timer for very long." Steven said. Triple X stomped Jerkicho's legs a few times. Jerkicho got up, and tried to kick Triple X. Triple X caught his leg, but Jerkicho jumped up and kicked Triple X in the side of the head with his other foot. "Wow, nice enziguri kick by Jerkicho there." Steven said. Jerkicho pinned Triple X 1...2..Triple X kicked out. Jerkicho picked up Triple X and tried to powerbomb him, but Triple X flipped all the way around and slammed Jerkicho's face into the mat. "That was a nice move by Triple X. It was kind of similar to the X-Compactor." Steven said. Triple X picked up Jerkicho, and gave him the Sexdegree. Triple X covered 1...2...3. Triple X retained the TV title. "That was a pretty decisive win by Triple X. He had control most of that match-up. Triple X looks better and better every week." Steven said.
RoadFoxx and Kevin Michaels Backstage
Ken said,"Something else is going on backstage. Get a camera back there." A camera went into Degeneration-Kef's locker room where RoadFoxx and HBK were talking. RoadFoxx said,"I know you and Triple X had some problems but D-Kef is short some members. Kef-Pac isn't here yet and he's left me in charge. I think it's time Heart Break Kevin came back to D-Kef." Kevin said,"I don't know. It's just...Triple X. How can we both be on the team?" RoadFoxx said,"We can try to work this out. I got to prove myself to Kef-Pac that I can lead D-Kef." Kevin said,"Ok. Let's try it. Steven said,"HBK is back in D-Kef!"
The Rogues vs. RoadFoxx/Kevin Michaels
Lukas and Jesse Bane came out. Steven said,"This is a great tag team." They got into the ring and Lukas grabbed a mic. He said,"We are the Rogues and we challenge anyone in the back to a tag match." D-Kef's music started and RoadFoxx and Kevin Michaels came out. Ken yelled,"TOGETHER AGAIN, KEVIN MICHAELS AND D-KEF!" They got into the ring and the bell rang. The Rogues ran at them. They ducked. RoadFoxx and HBK did a dropkick to Lukas and then to Jesse. Jesse fell out of the ring. RoadFoxx whipped Kevin to the ropes, he bounced off, dived over the toprope, and did Sweet & Sour Chin Music to Jesse. Steven said,"They work together just like a good tag team. RoadFoxx whipped Lukas to the corner and signed for the Foxx Train. Kevin got up and held Lukas for RoadFoxx. RoadFoxx ran at Lukas and did the Foxx Train then, did the Foxx Drop. He covered. HBK knocked Jesse over so he couldn't stop the count. The ref counted 1..2..3. RoadFoxx and Kevin Michaels won. Ken said,"Wow! What a team! They destroyed The Rogues!" RoadFoxx and Kevin did the "Kram It" sign to The Rogues for awhile and then, spray painted "D-KEF" on their bodies in green and black.
RoadFoxx and Triple X Backstage
Steven said,"More stuff backstage is happening." In D-Kef's locker room, Triple X was with RoadFoxx. Triple X said,"What do you think you're doing! You can't let Kevin in to D-Kef! We kicked him out. I don't care if we are running short on members." RoadFoxx said,"We need more people." Triple X said,"Get The Brain or someone! I don't care. Who made you boss!" RoadFoxx said,"I was the second member of D-Kef and since Kef-Pac is gone, I should be the leader." Triple X said,"My ass! I can lead better than you. It's my time! My time!"
Meat Package vs. Pane
"Well fans, tonight we get a look at a new wrestler in uwm, Meat Package" said Steven. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm BEEFY", Meat Packages music began and he walked to the ring with a mic in hand. "Now, all you brain dead UWM fans should know that I am the, if not they best and strongest person in UWM and that I will become the UWM champion, but I feel that I need to show all you morons that I am the strongest in UWM, so hmmmmmm, who should I call hmmmmmm, Kevin Hash, no, The Big Moose, no, Crispy, no, wait; I have one, Pane get your stupid butt out here." Pane emerged from the back with EMT's trying to tell him that he could seriously injure his back & neck if he went in. Pane gave all the EMT's big kicks in the mouth, and ran to the ring. "Pane is injured, he could turn a minor injury into something very serious" said Ken. Pane slid into the ring and Meat Package started stomping Panes back and neck. Pane lay down hurt while Meat Package posed for the crowd and got boo'ed. "If Pane was healthy he could probably beat Meat Package." Pane got up slowly and Meat Package punched Panes back hard. Then he waited for Pane to get up and hit a flying clothsline. "Ouch" said Ken. Meat Package did another flying clothsline. Then Meat Package elbowed Panes back and put on a camel clutch. Pane was screaming but never said I quit or passed out. The ref called for the bell and awarded the match to Meat Package. "Pane never gave up!!! yelled Steven. more EMT's came out and put Pane on a strecher. Meat Package posed for the crowd and got more boo's. The EMT's had Pane almost out in an ambulance but Pane got up and EMT's ran off. Pane ran back into the ring and Meat Package went for a flying clothsline but missed and Pane kicked him and hit a huge kick on Meat Package. Meat Package rolled out of the ring and ran into the back while Pane gave chase.
Womankind vs. Ravishing Regal Rini
Womankind walked out first, and she took a microphone. "This is unusual, Womankind is one of the quietest women wrestlers around." Steven said. "I've had enough of these female "wrestlers" gaining popularity by their looks. I could take any one of them any time. And tonight, I'm going to start with you Rini." Womankind said. Rini came out with a microphone. "There's no way you can beat someone like me! You just hate the other female wrestlers that have the looks because you know you're butt-ugly! You have no talent at all!" Rini said. "Oh, I have talent, and I know you do too. There's only one difference: My talent is in the ring, while your talent is flat on your back with your legs spread!" Womankind yelled. Rini had heard enough, and she jumped in the ring. "Holy crap, those were some pretty harsh words exchanged there!" Steven said. Rini grabbed a hold of Womankind's hair and dragged her to the mat. Rini and Womankind rolled around and exchanged punches. "CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!" Ken yelled. Womankind tried to tear off Rini's shirt. "OH DADDY!" Ken yelled. Rini gave Womankind a hard right before she could. "Damn..." Ken said. Rini picked up Womankind and gave her a DDT. Rini bounced off the ropes and gave Womankind an elbow drop. Rini covered 1...2..Womankind managed to kick out. "A 2 and a half count there." Steven said. Rini got up and imitated Womankind doing the Womanible Claw. Womankind got up and kicked Rini in the midsection viciously a few times. "That seemed to have lit a fire in Womankind." Steven said. Womankind bodyslammed Rini to the mat, and went outside the ring. Womankind came back with a small pipe. "What's she going to do with that? It's too small to be a club." Steven said. Womankind spread open Rini's legs, and drove the pipe into her midsection. "OWWWWWWWWW! That had to hurt!" Ken screamed. Womankind picked up Rini and gave her a single arm DDT. Womankind got up, and drove the Womanible Claw into Rini's throat. Womankind screamed, "Come on Rini, you're used to having things deep down your throat!" Rini had no choice but to tap out. Womankind beat Rini by submission. "Wow! I didn't know Womankind had that kind of a mean streak in her. A very decisive win by Womankind." Steven said.
Kevin Michaels Backstage
Ken said,"Oh God! Someone's hurt. Go backstage. NOW!" A camera goes back where there are a bunch of policemen standing around in a circle. The camera gets closer and shows Kevin Michaels limp body with blood coming from his head. A policeman pushes the camera away and Kevin is loaded onto an ambulance."
Kef-Pac Message
Steven said,"We just got word on Kevin Michaels. The police say he was hit in the head with an object and fell down the stairs. This is horrible. Who would do something like this? Let's bring out Kef-Pac, who just got here." Kef-Pac and RoadFoxx came out. Kef-Pac was in a wheelchair. Ken said,"Kef-Pac was injuried at Sinful Business by Adam Blackman. He fell three stories. He'll be out for awhile." Officals helped Kef-Pac and his wheelchair into the ring. Steven said,"Where is Triple X?" Kef-Pac got a mic and said,"At Sinful Business, I lost my Intercontinental belt and my ability to walk. I'll be out for awhile and I want RoadFoxx to take over as the leader of Degeneration-Kef. We have been losing members. My love, Tygress, still has neck injuries, Bad Ass Chilli Gunn hasn't been around much, and now Kevin Michaels is injuried. I want Triple X to come out here now. Triple X walked out and into the ring. Kef-Pac said,"Where were you when Kevin got hurt?" Triple X said,"What are you saying? You think I attacked Kevin? HA! I was gonna attack him but some lucky bastard beat me to the punch." RoadFoxx came from behind and clotheslined Triple X. RoadFoxx stomped on him and Triple X rolled out of the ring. Ken said,"Do you think Triple X really did that to HBK?" Steven said,"I wouldn't doubt it. They really hate each other." Triple X grabbed a mic and said,"D-Kef can Kram It!"
Sin vs. Hybrid
Hybrid walked out first. "Well, this should be a dandy. Hybrid has wanted a big match for a while now, and finally Timothy Jones gave him one. I think Hybrid may have bitten off more than he can chew with Sin though." Steven said. "I can't wait! OH DADDY!" Ken screamed. Sin climbed into the ring and the ref rang the bell. "This is interesting. The crowd doesn't like either one of these guys. I wonder who they'll cheer for." Steven said. Hybrid flew towards Sin with a clothesline, but Sin ducked and started hammering Hybrid in the midsection with some hard right hands. "These guys are all power. You won't see any high-flying acrobatic stunts here." Steven said. Sin elbowed Hybrid and gave him a vicious powerbomb. "Both of these guys are relatively new, but I'd give the edge to Sin in ring experience. But you have to wonder if Kid Kaos or Candyman will be a factor in this match." Sin tried to give Hybrid a piledriver, but Hybrid reversed it into a backbody drop. Hybrid threw Sin off the ropes and tried a clothesline, but Sin ducked. When Sin hit the ropes on the other side, he got hit with a massive spear. "Oh my GOD! Hybrid just sent Sin and himself through the ropes and they both fell hard on the outside." Ken screamed. "Hybrid got up and whipped Sin into the steel guard rail. Hybrid followed up with a splash, but Sin moved. The ref got between Hybrid and Sin and told them to get in the ring. "Let them go at it!" Ken yelled at the ref. Sin backed up and flew at Hybrid with a powerful clothesline that sent him flying up and over the steel guard rail and into the crowd. Sin picked up a chair and started to walk over to Hybrid. The ref pulled the chair away from Sin. Sin got mad, kicked the ref and then gave the ref the Tombstone Piledriver. "Oh no! The rule book is out the window now. The ref is out cold!" Steven yelled. Sin picked up the chair and went over to Hybrid. Hybrid had gotten up already and jumped onto the steel guard rail. Hybrid jumped off with a spinning heel kick that hit the chair right into Sin's face. "Oh my GOD! NO! I've never seen that before! I guess you'd call that a springboard spinning heel kick!" Ken said. "Look at Sin, he's out of it. He doesn't know where he is." Steven said. Sin was down on the outside with blood pouring from his forehead. Hybrid picked up Sin and took him backstage. "Well, there's no ref to stop them from doing anything now." Hybrid picked up a ladder from backstage and clobbered Sin with it. "Come on, does Hybrid have no mercy!?" Steven said. Hybrid picked a table and set it in the corner. Hybrid put the ladder on the table. Hybrid whipped Sin into the table, but Sin reversed it and Hybrid went crashing through the table and into the ladder. "OUCH! That had to hurt." Ken yelled. Sin set up the ladder, and climbed up to the top with Hybrid. "What's Sin going to do?" Steven said. Sin picked up Hybrid and powerbombed him off the ladder. "NO! NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" Steven screamed. "Sin just powerbombed Hybrid from 8 feet up, straight onto the concrete floor!" Ken screamed. Sin climbed the ladder again, and waited for Hybrid to get up. Hybrid finally managed to climb to his feet, and Sin flew off and gave him a clothesline. "Oh man! That was similar to Sin's toprope clothesline, but this was from even higher up!" Steven said. "They're both down and hurting after that move." Ken said. Sin was the first to his feet, and he picked up Hybrid and carried him to the ring. "Finally this match is getting back into the ring." Steven said. "Look at the ref, he's only finally getting up now." Ken said. Sin kicked Hybrid and signalled for the tombstone. "WAIT! Something's happening backstage! Get a camera back there!" Steven said. The Big TV showed Kid Kaos and Candyman running towards the ring area from backstage. "Here come the re-enforcements." Steven said. Kid Kaos and Candyman turned a corner and got attacked by Pane and Crispy. "It doesn't look like they'll be down here anytime soon now." Ken said. Syn picked up Hybrid and tombstoned him to the mat. The ref slowly climbed into the ring and started counting. Someone came flying out from the backstage area. "Who's that!?" Ken yelled. "IT'S BLACKDUST! HE'S BACK!" Steven screamed. Blackdust jumped into the ring and threw black powder into Sin's eyes while the ref wasn't looking. Sin got up and staggered around blinded. Hybrid got up to his knees and gave Sin a lowblow. Hybrid got up and gave Sin the Hybrid DDT. Hybrid covered 1...2...3! "Why did Blackdust help Hybrid? What's going on here?" Steven said. "Who cares? What a match! OH DADDY! Blackdust looks freaky covered in black tattoos all over his body." Ken screamed. Steven said, "Well, I guess we'll have to wait until next UWM Saturday Night to get some answers. We'll see you next week, thanks for joining us here on UWM Saturday night."