Timothy Jones in the Ring
"Welcome to another great night of UWM Saturday Night. Last week, Mr. Jones screwed most of the wrestlers and I expect the same tonight,"said Steven. "No Chance" played on the speakers and Timothy Jones, John Carter, Joe Hart, Crispy, and newest member, Triple X came out. They got into the ring and Mr. Jones said,"I'd like to welcome you morons to UWM Saturday Night. Now, Triple X has brought us some gold to my team but I want more. Derek can wait for now but I think Big Moose can't. Tonight, Big Moose will face Crispy for the TV Belt." D-Kef's music played and D-Kef came out. Kef-Pac said,"You think you're all big because you got some guys that used to fight KidMike for a living. You aren't big. I got your big right here!" He gave him the Kram It sign Timothy Jones said,"You want big. How about instead of Triple X facing Hardcore Howie for the Hardcore Championship, Triple X will face you! It'll be for the IC Belt but it will be a Last Man Standing Match! First one to stay down for the count of 10 loses! oh, and one more thing Kef-Pac, you've got no chance."
Matt Sledge vs. unknown
Matt Sledge's music hit and he walked out to the ring to little cheers and loud boos. "Ya know Steven, Matt Sledge hasn't won yet in the UWM. Maybe he'll be able to beat the mystery opponent." "Judging by the fans reactions, I don't think they want him to." said Steven. Then, "IF YA SMELLLLLL....WHAT THE BRAIN, IS THINKIN" hit and The Brain walked out. "What? Is The Brain the opponent?" asked Steven. The Brain had a mic and said, "The Brain says, no Matt, you jabroni you're not good enough for The Brain. The Brain says, here's your opponent and I'm sure he's just as good as PD Derek which I also brought into this fed, IF YA SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE BRAIN, IS THINKIN!" The crowd went quiet as they waited. Finally, a man came out. The Brain pointed at him as he ran out. "WHAT? WHO THE HELL IS THAT?" screamed Steven. "I dunno....he looks familiar though.." said Ken. The man slid into the ring and Matt immediatly gave him a Haymaker and DDT'ed him. The announcers got a good look at him then. "HOLD ON! THAT'S JAMES!" yelled Steven. "James? The interviewer? Hahaha! Sledge is gonna win now!!" laughed Ken as James got brutalized by a vertical suplex. Matt screamed for him to get up and when he did, James ducked and did a backwards tieup. "Hmmmm maybe not..." said Ken. Then, Matt gave James a hard elbow that nearly knocked him out. He whipped James into the ropes, picked him up and Samoan Dropped him. Then he scaled the ropes and flipped around, landing on James' ribs. "SPINNING DEATH DROP, IT'S OVER!" yelled Steven. Matt put his foot on James' chest. 1...2...3. "Hmmm, who woulda thunk it?" asked Steven. The Brain looked disgusted as "IF YA SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE BRAIN IS THINKIN" hit and he left.
The Rage Phone Call
The camera peeked into The Rage's locker room. They were talking and the phone rang. Sin picked up the phone. He listened and then, said,"I understand. Don't worry I won't let him know till after." Adam, Lukas, Jesse, and Pane asked what was going on and Sin remained silent.
Jerkicho vs. Renegade
Renegades music hit and he walked out. "Renegade hasn't made too much of a mark in the UWM. Maybe he can by solving the Y2Jerk crisis." Steven said as the countdown appeared and Jerkicho came out with a mic. "WELCOME, TO, SATURDAY NIGHT, IS JERKICHO!! NOW, MAYBE YOU DIDN't KNOW BUT Y2JERK TRAINED IN JAPAN FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BEATING JAPS ASSES, AND TAKING NAMES!" Ken said, "Haha! I love this guy!" "SHOW THE VIDEO ALL OF THE JERKICHOLICS WANNA SEE!" yelled Jerkicho as the cameras cut to the big TV. It showed a man pounding away on a lightweight Japanese man, then, the screen flashed to Jerkicho putting a fat man in Lion Two-Timer to finish him off. "What a move, huh? He pounded that karate punk right down!" said Ken. The next peice of the video package showed another two men before fighting Tae Kwon Do style. Jerkicho said, "SCREW THESE GUYS, SHOW THE AYATOLLAH OF COKE COLA NOW!" and the video did. The video showed a man interfering and then, the seen changed to Jerkicho was beating up to fat guys, but soon they took the advantage. Will got himself back up, knocked one out, and put the another in the Lion Two-Timer. Then, the screen flashed to the ref holding a man's hand in the air over 2 other men. Renegage ran up and bulldogged and unexpecting Jerkicho. "AWW RENEGADE, that was some good watchin'!" said Ken. Steven said, "Yeah right. Let's see if Jerkicho impresses us like he did in the movie." Renegade threw Jerkicho against the steps and then tossed him in the ring. As Renegade tried to get back in, Jerkicho got the advantage doing a hanging vertical suplex to him to get Renegade back in the ring. Jerkicho continued the beating executing a snap mare, brainbuster and drop toe hold. "Well, I can honestly say I've been impressed so far." said Steven. "IMPRESSED? JERKICHO IS WRESTLING LIKE AN ALLSTAR!" yelled Ken. Jerkicho set Renegades head down and lifted him up and lowered him down. "POWERBOMB!" yelled Ken. Jerkicho grabbed Renegades legs and gave him a leg lock. "Lion Two-Timer, count Renegade OUT!" said Steven. Jerkicho started jumping up and down while still keeping Renegade in the hold. "What the hell is he trying to do? Break Renegades back?" questioned Steven as Renegade quickly tapped out. The ref tried to pry Jerkicho off Renegade but Y2Jerk wouldn't. Jerkicho jumped up and sat down. Steven yelled,"GOOD GOD! HE MUST HAVE BROKE RENEGADE'S BACK!" Finally a bunch of officials came out and pulled Will off of him. Renegade had to be taken off in a stretcher. "Impressive match for Y2Jerk..." said Ken.
Sign of the Week
"Womankind Is My Dad"
Big Moose vs. Crispy
Crispy's music hit and he came out to boos from the audience. "I think we all remember Crsipy's de-masking a few weeks ago, don't we Ken?" asked Steven. Ken said, "Ummm....ummm yeah Steven I do." Then "WELLLLLLLLL. WELL ITS' THE BIG MOOSE!" came on and the crowd erupted. "500 POUNDS, 7 FEET OF THE BIG MOOSE, READY TO DEFEND HIS TV TITLE!" yelled Steven as the action quickly began. Crispy immediatly started out the match with a side headlock takedown and an armbar, but Big Moose capitalized by choking him out. Big Moose tried to lift him up for a Moose Slam but Crispy gave him sharp blows to the chest and Big Moose let go. "Interesting contest here.." said Steven as Big Moose launched Crispy into the ropes. Big Moose tried a Hotshot but Crispy reversed it into a flying clothesline. "He almost took his head off, Steven!" yelled Ken as Crispy ran at The Big Moose. Big Moose quickly lifted up Crispy and side slammed him. Then we saw someone come out of the back with Jo Sticks. "Wait a minute...that's DaShi NoKia! And he's carrying Jo Sticks!" yelled Steven as DaShi slid into the ring. The ref saw all this and tried to stop him, but DaShi couldn't be stopped as he cracked the sticks over Big Moose's head. The referee immediatly called for the bell. "Thanks a lot DASHI! We had a damn good slobberkncoker going until YOU came in and interfered. Don't you hate it when that happens Steven?" asked Ken. "Yeah I do, Ken. Anyways, The Big Moose retains the TV Title thanks to a DQ" said Steven.
Slut TV
"Hmm? Something's happening backstage? Okay, let's check it out," Steven said. The Big TV showed an image of Womankind sneaking around in the Moosepack locker room. "Oh, hello again wrestling fans," Womankind said. "As you all know by now, this is Slut TV. Today, I'm going behind the scenes to see what I can find in Rini's stuff," Womankind continued. Womankind went over to Rini's bag and opened it. "She can't do that! Invasion of privacy!" Steven yelled. "Are you going to tell her to stop?" Ken said. "No, I'm not stupid," Steven said. "Then quit complaning!" Ken yelled. Womankind held up numerous pairs of Rini's bras to the camera. "Hmm...This is interesting. There's a ton of outfits in here, but no underwear...Now there's a slut for you," Womankind said. Womankind dug deep inside Rini's bag and pulled out some birth control pills. "Oh! Now what could these be!? Well, I think I've proved how much of a whore Rini is...Let's see what Rey has just for the fun of it," Womankind said. Womankind snuck over and grabbed Rey's bag. She looked and saw some clothes, a box of condoms and a jock strap. "Well, if the birth control pills weren't enough proof for you, then this is!" Womankind said. Womankind threw the condoms back and pocketed the jock strap. Womankind exited the Moosepack locker room and said, "That's all for this week's episode of Slut TV." Ken said, "What the hell is she going to do with Rey's jock strap!?"
Ravishing Regal Rini vs. Womankind vs. Sexy Della
"PUPPIES!!!" Ken screamed. "Is that all you ever think about?" Steven asked. "That, and beavers," Ken answered. Sexy Della walked out first and Ken started drooling. "I wonder what Sexy Della is going to do in this match...She's not really in any kind of rivalry with Womankind or Rini," Steven said. "Maybe she'll put on a strip show for us!" Ken said. "Get serious, Ken! There's no way that'll happen," Steven remarked. Rini ran out and the crowd roared. "She's got puppies and she's with the Pack. How can she not be popular!?" Ken said. Womankind came out from the back and the crowd booed. Womankind pointed into the crowd. "What the hell's she pointint at?" Ken said. Steven looked up and said, "Look at those signs in the crowd." Ken looked to his right and saw about a dozen signs in a row, all saying "Last night was great Rini". Ken laughed and said, "The funny thing is that it's probably true." Womankind jumped in the ring and went after Rini right away. Womankind clawed Rini's back and bodyslammed her to the mat. Womankind jumped on Rini and started pounding on her. "What an opening assault by Womankind! Rini didn't even see all this coming," Steven said. Della went over and threw Womankind off Della. Della dragged Womankind to her feet, but Womankind gave Della a few hard right hands to the stomach. Womankind threw Della to the outside and followed her out. Womankind threw Della into the steel steps and slammed her face into the steps too. Womankind rolled back into the ring with Della. Womankind picked up Della and powerbombed her over the top rope and to the hard floor. "Oh man! She was so close to falling into my lap..." Ken said. "Della's back must be broken in two by now and all you can think about is that!?" Steven yelled. The ref went over and counted to 10. "And now Della's counted out too! Now what happens!?" Steven said. "I guess Rini and Womankind just keep going," Ken said. Womankind turned around and Rini ran at her and clotheslined her down. Rini stomped on Womankind for a while and climbed the top rope. Rini jumped off and tried an elbow drop from the top, but Womankind rolled out of the way. Womankind bounced off the ropes and did a flying crossbody into a pin 1...2..Kick out. "Womankind had 2½ there," Steven said. Womankind got up and pulled something out of her pants. "What's that?" Ken said. "IT'S REY'S JOCK STRAP! What's she going to do with it!?" Steven yelled. "Wow, look how small it is...I bet Rini dumps Rey within the month," Ken said. The big TV showed Rey in the Moosepack locker room trying to bust out and help Rini, but the door was blocked. "Wow, Womankind has thought of everything!" Steven said. Womankind grabbed Rey's jock strap, put it over her hand, and shoved it down Rini's throat. "It's JOCKO!!!" Ken yelled. Womankind screamed at Rini, "Come on, what's the matter!? Your mouth has been there before!" Rini had no choice but to submit. "Womankind wins by submission with a new and...creative move," Steven said. Womankind celebrated, then started stomping on Rini again. "She's going to try to end Rini's career while she has the chance," Steven said. "Maybe this is best for Rini, she could be a huge porn star...Or she could act as the Grand Canyon in a movie too!" Ken said. Womankind picked up Rini and did a samoan drop. "Come on, that's enough already," Steven said. Womankind grabbed a steel chair, and finally some officials came from the back to restrain Womankind.
John Carter Idea
The camera was on John Carter and Timothy Jones. John said,"I have an idea. We've been having problems with the Outcasts and we all know that they've been having problems within the group. I think a four-way between them will be just enough to totally break up the group." Mr. Jones nodded his head and said,"Send someone out to get the Outcasts."
Adam Blackman vs. Justin Edible vs. Lukas Bane vs. Jesse Bane
The Illegal Weapon Adam Blackman's music hit and he walked out to boos. He didn't make a big fuss getting in, as he just slid in. Then we heard puking noises as Justin Edible came in. "THAT'S NOT JUST SICK, THAT'S NOT JUST REVOLTING, THAT'S JUSTIN EDIBLE!" yelled Ken gleefully. "Ok....this match is gonna pit up two tag teams against each other in a four corners match. You gotta pin just one guy to win." said Steven. "Yeah yeah yeah, quit boring them Steve, here come The Rogues!!" said Ken. The Rogues came out and ran to the ring. Lukas took Adam and Jesse took Justin. Lukas gained control of Adam quickly with a ddt and and Justin got over Jesse with a vertical suplex and a hiptoss. Lukas went after Justin and threw him in the corner and started to beat him up. Jesse soon followed, but was quickly taken out of the picture with a reverse ddt from Adam. "This match is great!" said Ken. Lukas saw that and dropkicked Adam over the ropes, and Justin came out of the corner and gave Lukas a huge Tiger Driver! "That was amazing, Justin could easily win this match!!" said Steven. Justin registered a pin to Lukas. 1...2....Adam pulled Justin off from the outside. The tag team started to brawl on the outside, while The Rogues began to punch on each other inside the ring. Lukas got the advantage by giving Jesse a big fireman's carry. "Fireman's Pancake!" yelled Ken as Lukas pinned. 1....2....NEAR FALL! "SO CLOSE!!" yelled Ken. Adam slammed Justins head against the announce booth and slid him back in the ring. Adam went back after Jesse by pump kicking him down and stomping on him. Justin went back to Lukas and Gut Wrench Powerbombed him. Both Adam and Justin pinned. 1...2...both Rogues got their feet on the ropes. "AWW THEY GOT LUCKY THERE!!" said Ken. Justin slid back out into the outside and grabbed a chair. He threw it inside and signalled for Adam to throw Lukas over there. Adam whipped Lukas into Justin and Justin Sky Highed him on the chair. 'WHAT A MOVE! COUNT HIM OUT AFTER A SKY HIGH ON THE CHAIR!" Justin pinned as Adam climbed the ropes. 1...2...Adam gave Justin a Guillotine Legdrop off the top rope. "GOOD GOD, HE COULD OF BROKEN JUSTINS NECK!" yelled Steven. As Justin winced and cradled his aching neck, Lukas scaled the ropes. Adam pinned Justin and the referee counted rather quickly, 1...2....3! Just as he said three and Adam got off Justin, Lukas Flying Senton Bombed Justin. Lukas screamed, "DAMMIT! THAT WAS MEANT FOR ADAM!" Adam Blackman took that rather harshly and shoved Lukas. Jesse got up and shoved Adam. Quickly a fight broke out between The Rage members. Quickly, Sin and Pane came out to break it up. The three were apart when Sin, Pane and Adam triple teamed the Rogues. Pane quickly chokeslammed Jesse and Adam dvd'ed Lukas. The three members proceeded to laugh. "AWW COME ON. THE ROGUES DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU GUYS!!" said Steven. Justin finally got up and offered his hand in congratulations, Adam shook it. "Friendship and Teamwork." said Steven. But just when he did, Sin grabbed Justin by the throat. Then as Adam looked on, turned him upside down. Adam scaled the ropes as he did this. When Sin dropped Justin down for a Tombstone, Adam grabbed Justins legs and helped Sin out! 'SPIKE TOMBSTONE! GOOD GOD HE MUST BE INJURED! THE LEGDROP AND NOW A SPIKE TOMBSTONE! GOOD GOD!' yelled Steven as Ken laughed, "Hahaha. Throw what Steven said out of the window about teamwork. Adam Blackman wins The Rage war."
Hybrid vs. Kid Kaos vs. Candyman vs. Blackdust
Blackdust's music hit and he walked out to a lot of boo's. Hybrid & Candyman did the same. Kid Kaos then came out to his music and got a small pop. "Last week we saw all The Outcasts beating the crap out of each other! Can we roll that footage?" asked Ken and the Big TV showed The Outcasts beating on each other. "This looks like a SLOBBERKNOCKER!" yelled Ken as the Big TV went off. This seemed to pump up all the members because they started pounding away to each other. Hybrid took Kaos and Candyman took Blackdust. Hybrid was beating Kaos pretty badly with his big, meaty arms and shoved him in the corner and continued to brawl with him. Meanwhile, Candyman was beating up Blackdust pretty badly in his respective corner. Candyman threw Blackdut outside the ring and threw him into the steel steps. "This match is living up to my expectations." said Steven. Inside the ring, Hybrid was having his way with Kaos. He threw him down after beating him senseless and climbed the top rope. "Looks like the Hybrid Headbutt!!" yelled Ken as Hybrid took off. Kid Kaos stuck his foot up in the last second and Hybrid's face met Kaos' foot. "Ouch!!!" said Steven. Kaos took advantage and waited for Hybrid to get up before giving him a spinning heel kick that knocked Hybrid flat. "He could of taken Hybrid's head off Steven!!" yelled Ken as Steven replied, "Don't you think I know that?" Outside the ring, Blackdust had taken advantage of Candyman by giving him low blows and pulling his hair behind the ref's back. "What the hell? Where is the ref?" asked Ken. Steven said, "Look, he's counting Hybrid being down and not caring about the rest....moron." Kid Kaos grabbed Candymans head and choked him over the ropes while Blackdust gave Candyman a big low blow with a chair. "OH MY GOD!! There's gonna be no more little Candymen....." said Ken. " "YOU WANT THERE TO BE CANDYMEN?" asked Steven. Candyman was lying on the floor while Kid Kaos and Blackdust battled on the outside. Kaos brutalized Blackdust by running his face into the announcing table and grabbing the ring bell. "GET HIM OUTTA HERE!" yelled Steven as Kaos whacked Blackdust with the bell. "GOOD GOD! AND THE DAMN REF IS STILL PREOCCUPIED WITH HYBRID!" yelled Steven. Kaos and the revived Candyman slid inside the ring and tried to attack the hurt Hybrid, but Hybrid hit Candyman with a big DDT and powerbombed Kaos. "He nailed Candyman with the Hybrid DDT! He could be out!" yelled Ken. Blackdust was still laying down bleeding on the outside. Hybrid covered Candyman. 1....2....Kaos broke it up! "So close!" said Steven. Both Kaos and Candyman were still down and Hybrid climbed the top rope again. "Maybe he can HIT the headbutt this time!" said Ken. Hybrid was about to leap off but Candyman jumped up and grabbed his foot and fell down with a low blow. Hybrid slid off the ropes and Candyman and Kaos continued to brawl. They were near the ropes when Hybrid ran at both of them. Kaos and Candyman showed rare teamwork and flipped Hybrid over the ropes and onto a chair, breaking it in half. "GOOD GOD! HYBRID AND BLACKDUST MUST BE INJURED! GOOD GOD!!" yelled Steven. Candyman was laughing at the fallen Hybrid when Kaos took advantage by giving him a sleeping neckbreaker and climbing to the ropes. "MOSH DIVE!' yelled Ken as Kaos dropped a legdrop to Candyman. He pinned. 1....2.....3! "Well, Kid Kaos pulled out this match despite the size disadvatantage, and Hybrid and Blackdust have gotta be hurt." Ken licked his lips. "What a slobberknocker."
Macho Moose vs. PD Derek
Macho Moose came out and the crowd roared. Steven said,"This isn't on anything I have. I don't think he's supposed to be out here." Macho Moose got into the ring and said,"OHHHHHHHH YEAH! The Macho Moose is back and not many realize this but I am the No. 1 Contender for the World Championship Belt. I want PD Derek to get his ass out her so I can beat it!" The arena was silent and then, the sound of shattering glass brought the crowd to their feet. PD Derek came out with the belt in hand. He got into the ring and stood on the turnbuckle holding the belt high. He pointed to his belt and said,"You want it?" He tossed the belt at Macho Moose. Macho went to catch it and Derek clotheslined him. The ref kicked the belt out of the ring and rang the bell. Ken said,"OHHHH DADDY! This should be a good match!" PD Derek stomped away on Macho Moose till he rolled out of the ring. Macho got a chair and the ref went outside to tell him to get rid of it. Macho wouldn't give up the chair and Derek went around from behind. Derek went for a german suplex. Macho Moose dropped the chair when he was up in the air and when Derek dropped him, Derek landed on the chair. Macho Moose got up first and ddt'ed Derek on the floor. Steven said,"That's gotta hurt." Macho Moose rolled him into the ring and then, got in. Macho did the Moose Call and set Derek up for the JackSmack Powerbomb. Derek lifted Macho up and slammed him to the mat. Derek whipped Macho to the ropes and went for the Jumping Bodyslam. Macho countered with a crossbody block and the ref counted 1..2 and PD Derek kicked out. Macho Moose stomped on him and then, climbed the turnbuckle. Derek got up and pushed Macho. Macho Moose slipped and landed on the turnbuckle chain to the post. Derek got up there and went for a superplex. Macho blocked it and pushed Derek off the turnbuckle. Derek was knocked into the ref and before Derek could recover, Macho Moose jumped off the tunbuckle and hit the elbow drop. Derek grabbed his chest in pain. Macho held his arms high. Ken yelled,"Look!" The cameras moved up to the ceiling where a man was being lowered to the ring. In the ring, Derek got up and was fighting with Macho. Steven said,"That's that mystery man that appeared a few months ago and disappeared. This isn't looking good for PD Derek." The mystery man got into the ring with his ball bat. He went over to Derek but then, turned around and hit Macho Moose with the bat. Steven yelled,"WHAT THE HELL!" The mystery man rose out of the ring and Derek covered. The ref pulled himself over and counted 1..2..3. PD Derek wins and retains the World Championship. Ken asked,"Why did the mystery man do that? He always helped the Moose Pack." Steven said,"I don't know."
Kef-Pac vs. Triple X
Ken yelled,"WOOOOOO! It's like there's two main events!" Steven said,"I agree. That last match was great let's see if this one tops it." D-Kef's music came on and Kef-Pac came out. Steven said,"This is a Last Man Standing Match. If a wrestler gets knocked down, the ref will count and if the ref gets to 10, the other wrestler wins." "My Time" came over the speakers and Triple X came out. Ken said,"It's hardcore rules but no one can interfere. It's one-on-one, Oh Daddy!" Triple X came in with chair and the ref made him put it down. After he did, the ref rang the bell. Triple X picked up the chair again but Kef-Pac knocked him down with a kick to the face. Kef-Pac picked the chair up and bashed it into Triple X's knee. Triple X pulled himself up and dodged another chairshot from Kef-Pac. He nailed Kef-Pac with a couple right hands, gave him the kram it sign, and clothelined him. The crowd boo'ed. Triple X whipped Kef-Pac to the turnbuckle. He ran at him for a clothesline but Kef-Pac dived out of the way. Triple X bounced off the turnbuckle, Kef-Pac grabbed a chair, and knocked his head back into the turnbuckle with it. Kef-Pac kicked and stomped on Triple X till he was sitting on the floor with his head on the turnbuckle. Steven said,"Here comes the bronco buster." Kef-Pac ran at him, jumped, and Triple X lifted his knee up. Ken said,"OUCH! What a lowblow." Triple X got up and the ref counted for Kef-Pac. He counted 1..2..3..4 and Kef-Pac got up. Ken said,"This match isn't done by a longshot." Triple X knocked him down again with a knee to the gut and stomped on him. He picked him up and whipped Kef-Pac to the ropes. Triple X went for a chairshot but was ducked. Kef-Pac did a Spinkick but Triple X ducked. Triple X dropped the chair, hooked Kef-Pac's arms from behind, spun around, and did the Ass Slam on the chair. Ken screamed,"OHHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY!" Triple X let the ref count. He counted 1..2..3..4..5..6. and Kef-Pac got up. Steven said,"It's not over yet." Triple X went for a chairshot but Kef-Pac backed away. Then, Kef-Pac leaped foward with a Spinkick. Triple X got up quickly and clotheslined Kef-Pac over the toprope. Triple X slid out of the ring after Kef-Pac. Triple X whipped Kef-Pac into the guardrail. Triple X tried to whip Kef-Pac into the turnbuckle post but Kef-Pac reversed it and Triple X hit the post. Kef-Pac went for a Spinkick but Triple X ducked. Kef-Pac's leg hit the post hard and he fell down, holding his leg. The ref counted 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8. and kef-Pac slowly got up. Triple X did a dropkick to Kef-Pac's leg and he fell down again but got up. Triple X whipped Kef-Pac into the steel steps. Kef-Pac flipped over them. Triple X ran at him and Kef-Pac slammed his face into the steel steps. Ken yelled,"KEF-FACTOR! KEF-FACTOR ON THE STEEL STEPS!" Triple X fell over and the ref counted 1..2..3..4..5..6..7 and Triple X got up. Kef-Pac got up on the steel steps and jumped at Triple X. Triple X went downstairs and then, slammed Kef-Pac's head into the announcers table. Kef-Pac wobbled around and Triple X climbed the toprope. Triple X jumped at him for the double axe handle but Kef-Pac jumped up into the air and hit him with a Spinkick. Steven said,"Dear God! That was a Spinkick from Hell!" Kef-Pac and Triple X were both on the floor. Ken said,"What if they both get counted out!" The ref counted 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 and they both started to get up. Triple X looked around for a chair and Kef-Pac hit him with a clothesline. Steven said,"These guys won't give up. This match could take their career to new heights." Kef-Pac rolled Triple X onto the announcers table. Ken said,"Hey! Get off our table! Damn kids..." Kef-Pac motioned to the crowd and they roared back. He kicked Triple X in the gut, grabbed his hair, lifted his head up, and Triple X countered with a kick to the nuts. The crowd boo'ed. Triple X put Kef-Pac's head between his legs and hooked the arms. Steven yelled,"Not on our table!" Triple X jumped up and SexDegree'd Kef-Pac through the table. Ken yelled,"OH NO!" Steven yelled,"Kef-Pac's gotta be broken in half!" Triple X pulled himself up and the ref counted 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10. Kef-Pac's out. Triple X wins and is still the IC Champion. Steven said,"Damn him!" Ken said,"I don't like Triple X but no one came down to help him so it was a far fight." Steven said,"I know. We may not like the results but this may have been the greatest match in UWM history." Ken said,"Are you kidding? The Caged Mudwrestling Match was the greatest." Steven said,"I'm sure that's up there. Triple X may be the most dangerous man to join Timothy Jones's Team. Who can stop them!"