Triple X Entrance
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night. I am Ken and this is Steven. We got a great night for ya,"said Ken. D-Kef's music started playing. Steven said,"Well, RoadFoxx is the only member of Degeneration-Kef now and here he com...wait that's not RoadFoxx. That's Triple X!" Triple X came down to the ring dressed like RoadFoxx. He got into the ring and did the "Kram It" sign to the crowd. He said,"It's time once again for everybody to come aboard the FAG TRAIN! I know I ain't the only one. ARE THERE ANY FAGS UP IN THIS HOUSE! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, Degeneration-Fluff proudly brings to you THEIR ONLY MEMBER IN THE WORLD! I am the RoadFag and I always love to kick it Faggy Style. The RoadFag be Fuckin' fags nationwide and if you're not down with that, I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA! FUCK YOU!" Steven said,"Triple X will face RoadFoxx in the main event tonight and believe me, RoadFoxx will be pissed when he sees this."
Renegade vs. Joe Hart
Joe walked out first. "This should be an interesting match. This is Renegade's debut matchup, and he already is in a hardcore match. Joe knows nothing about him, but Renegade could study videotapes of Joe's matches. Give the edge to Renegade in this one." Steven said. "Joe may know nothing about Renegade, but I do." Ken said. "How do you know about Renegade? He hasn't wrestled here before. What do you know?" Steven asked. "Secrets. I can't tell you. But when you're known and liked like I am, you get to know stuff real fast." Ken said. Renegade walked out. "This is our first look at Renegade right now." Steven said. "Hmm, just as my sources told me. He's a pure street fighter with no knowledge of any rules or anything. He may not know many wrestling moves, but this guy can hurt you in so many ways." Ken said. Renegade walked into the ring with a trash can and clobbered Joe in the side of the head with it. Renegade went for another trash can hit, but Joe took out his legs with his kendo stick and Renegade fell face first into his own garbage can. Joe repeatedly hit Renegade in the legs and knees with the kendo stick. "What a systematic attack by Joe. He's focusing on the legs so it will be easier to lock on the Dullshooter." Steven said. Joe took Renegade to the outside and strangled him with some camera wire. Joe threw Renegade over the steel guard rail and into the crowd. Joe moved through the crowd and reached the 2nd deck. Joe bodyslammed Renegade down and began to climb up to the 2nd deck. Joe got up and gave Renegade a moonsault from the 2nd deck. "Oh my GOD!" Steven screamed. "You called, Steven?" Ken said. "No, not that, the move! That had to be from at least 20 feet high!" Steven screamed. Joe took Renegade and went into the fan exit from ringside. "They're in the hall where the fans come in! Get a camera back there!" Steven yelled. Almost a minute passed and there was still no camera back there. "Come on, get a camera over there!" Steven yelled. "Steven, no one listens to you, you're not cool. I'll do it." Ken said. Ken radioed for a camera to get over there, and within seconds, the match was up on the big TV. "See? I told ya." Ken said. Renegade had gained control in the match, and was slamming Joe's head into a concession stand. Renegade and Joe finally climbed some stairs and appeared on the 2nd deck. "Wow they're all over the place in this match!" Steven said. Renegade punched Joe a few times and picked him up. Renegade powerbombed Joe back down to the 1st floor. "OH NO! That was a massive powerbomb down to the first floor!" Steven yelled. Renegade got up and did a splash on Joe from the 2nd deck. "NO NO! HE DID NOT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" Ken screamed. Renegade dragged Joe back to the ring, and set up a table, and then put a chair on the table. Renegade climbed to the 2nd rope and gave him a DVD through the table and onto the chair. "WOAH!" Steven said. "He calls that the Millenium Countdown! Except it's not always with a chair and a table." Ken said. "How do you know all this stuff?" Steven asked. "When you're popular, you have something called 'friends'." Ken said. Renegade covered 1...2...3! Renegade demolished Joe in his debut matchup.
The Brain vs. Crowd Member
The Brain's music played, "Do ya smell what the Brain is thinking." Steven said "Here comes the Brain who was beat by a masked man last UWM Saturday Night. The crowd really doesn't like this man." The crowd chanted "Nugget." The Brain walked in the ring slowly and asked for a mic and said "Finally the Brain HAS COME BACK TO Atlanta, Georgia." "This is one of the many idiots we have in the UWM." said Ken. "Don't ever call the Brain an idiot again!" exclaimed The Brain. "Now back to the important stuff. Last UWM Saturday Night I was beat by a piece of monkey crap. When I find this person, I'm gonna rip off that red mask, shine it up real good, turn that son bitch sideways and stick it straight up his candy!" "OH MY GOD, It's the masked man!" said Steven. The bell sounded. "Oh what a slobberknocker this will be." said Steven. The masked man and The Brain exchanged blows. The Brain whipped the masked man off the ropes and did a clothesline. The masked man stood still. "Is The Brain weak or is he just mentally challenged, he can't get anyone down like that." said Ken. The man whipped Brain off the ropes and jumped up for a spinning heal kick. The man picked Brain up and did a fisherman's suplex. The ref counted 1...2...kickout by the Brain. "Boy that was a close one!" said Steven. The Brain tried to counter with a few blows to the chest but the man countered with a verticle suplex. He picked up the Brain and threw him in the corner. He gave a few kicks and a choke with his boot. "The Brain is getting manhandled here by this Unknown man. WAIT, who is this?? Oh no, its Jerkicho!" Said Steven. "The ref was knocked out from behind so he didn't know who it was." said Ken. He whipped the man against the ropes and did a flap jack. He and Brain did a hanging verticle suplex and than they did a spiked powerbomb. The ref was still knocked out. After a while, the ref got up. "Finally that dumb ref is up, count." said Ken. The Brain pinned, 1...kickout. "Good thing ! the ref was out, otherwise Jerkicho and Brain wouldve got away with a cheat. He picked up the man and tried a hurrricurana but failed as the masked man reversed it into a powerbomb. "Nice move by that man." said Steven. The man got up on the turnbuckle. The Brain got up and received a missle dropkick. A pin, the ref counted, 1...2...3! "Oh my god!!!" said Ken. "The Brain losted to the guy who was in the crowd again!"
Outcasts Backstage
Steven said,"Let's go backstage with James." James said,"I'm here with Hybrid,Candyman,Kid Kaos, and Blackdust and have formed a new group they call the Outcasts." Hybrid said,"We are the Outcasts and we are the driving force in UWM. You think The Rage is strong. Tonight, We'll show that we are stronger. Nothing can..." The camera shows static and then, shows a picture of a clown. The clown says,"Heh,heh. Anarchy! Sorry to interupt heh,heh,heh,heh I am Mr.Happy. Heh,heh,heh,heh No, I'm not the thing in your pants. Heh,heh,heh,heh. I'll be watching all of you tonight. I love anarchy! Heh,heh,heh,heh Soon, I'll be part of it! Heh,heh,heh,heh,heh,heh." The picture turns to static and back to Steven and Ken. Ken said,"What the fuck was that?"
ReyMooseJr vs. Al Fro
ReyMooseJr came out first. Ken said,"Ya gotta give credit to this guy. He was the first TV Champion and a great Highflier." "WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT," came over the speakers and the crowd shouted,"OMSOK!" Steven said,"Here's the Tag Team Champions. Al Fro and his hamster, Omsok....if he doesn't stop shaking that poor animal, it'll puke up its food pellets." Al Fro went over and gave Omsok to Ken. Ken said,"I won't want your hamster!" Al Fro got into the ring and ran at ReyMooseJr. He tripped Al and stomped on him. Steven said,"Who's that on the entrance ramp?" Ken said,"I don't know but he better give those clothes back to Vanilla Ice." The guy ran over and took Omsok. Al Fro went crazy, knocked Rey over, slid out of the ring, and started fighting with the guy. ReyMooseJr ran at them, jumped over the toprope, and connected on both of them. The ref called off the match so no one won. The guy wanted to give Rey a high five but Rey didn't do it. The guy grabbed a mic and said,"Oh man it's really you! Thee ReyMooseJr. Oh wow! I'm your biggest fan. I even went and learned how to wrestle. My names Pretty Fly Danny Smith but you can call me Danny." ReyMooseJr got a mic and said,"Danny, go away." Danny said,"Oh come on! Don't you wanna see my moves? Check this out. Pretty Fly grabbed the ref and knocked him out with a chair. He started doing the Robot. Steven said,"The Robot? That went out a long time ago." He kept doing it and then, did a huge legdrop. He said,"Wait! I have more. I call this the double powerbomb or Da Bomb!" He powerbombed the ref, picked him up, and powerbombed him again. He said,"Wait! Don't leave! You haven't seen my finisher. I call it the Wannaba Drop!" He got the the ref in an inverted ddt, lifted him up, and dropped him. ReyMooseJr started walking away. Danny Smith ran after him. He said,"Come on! I could be a Moose Pack member. I can do the Moose Call." ReyMooseJr walked faster and Danny gave chase while doing Moose Calls.
Meat Package vs. Kevin Hash vs. Hardcore Howie
Meat Package's music started to play on the speakers. He walks out to the ring and grabs the mic. "You all finally get to see me in action." The crowd was very bored out and silent. "I am glad to be out here to show how strong I really am. Let me tell you how fun it is to beat on guys that are fat and huge like Pane. I am tired of just sitting around watching weaklings fight. I want a match tonight and I want it...." Kevin Hash's music started playing. "I think we have a match now." said Ken. "Well, you want a match?" said Kevin Hash, "Well, you got one." They both glared at each other for a minute. And than Hardcore Howie's music played. He grabbed the mic from Hash and said "You want someone even bigger? You want a super heavyweight? Fight me than. Not Kevin Hash." "Wait just a second right there." said Meat Package. "You two thing you compare to me. How about hardcore rules? Bring it on." Kevin Hash and Hardcore Howie both ran into the ring. "We have a great match on our hands!" said Steven. Hash both whipped Meat Package against the ropes and did a shoulder knockdown. Howie gave a ddt to Meat Package. "Meat Package is stupid challenging two men who are supposedly larger than him." said Ken. Hash clotheslined Howie over the top ropes. Than, Meat Package tried a legdrop jumping over the ropes but missed as Hardcore Howie rolled away. "That's gotta hurt your ass!" said Ken. "He might of parelyzed his butt cheaks!" said Steven. Hash did a baseball slide kick. Hash tried a hanging powerbomb on Meat Package but he reversed it. He gave a few blows to Hash while Howie was on the floor. Meat Package got a chair and layed it down. Meat Package gave a big brain buster onto the chair on Howie. Meat Package took out a table and tried to powerbomb Howie on it but it got reversed. Meat Package hit his back on it. A pin by Howie but the ref was gone helping Hash. Finally Hardcore gets up. "What are you doing?" yelled Hash. "Stopping kissing up to the ref and lets get to the match." Hardcore Howie got a chair and was ready to hit Hash. "Don't do it!" screamed Ken. Meat Package lowblowed Howie and took the chair.He hit Hash with the chair. He kept beating Hash until Hash was thoroughly knocked out. He than turned the chair around and started to beat Hardcore Howie with it but Howie dropkicked him through the chair. He pinned 1...2...3. "HOWIE WON!!!" yelled Steven.
Womankind vs. DDT
Womankind walked down to the ring. "Womankind really went on a rampage last week against Rini. She beat her senseless." Steven said. Womankind grabbed a mic. "First Rini, and now DDT. Both of them are whores and get by with no wrestling skills at all. DDT, am I supposed to be afraid of you? You and your Kangaroo Kick? Well you can bounce around all you like, it's not going to help you at all when you come face to face with me! You couldn't even beat up my grandma! Hell, you couldn't even beat up Rini!" Womankind said. DDT's music played and she came out with a mic of her own. "Look Womankind, I don't know what you have against any of us, but you're making enemies really quickly here, and I am someone you do NOT want to be enemies with!" DDT said. "What are you going to do? Are you going to fly down to the ring as fast as Rini did last week? I wouldn't be surprised at all, you're probably as quick to get in a fight as you are getting into bed with a man!" Womankind yelled. DDT screamed in a mad fit and ran into the ring. "Woah that just pushed DDT over the edge. I don't know if Womankind knows what she just did." Steven said. DDT began laying into Womankind with right fists. DDT picked up Womankind and powerslammed her to the mat. DDT threw Womankind in the corner and tried to follow up with a clothesline, but Womankind put her foot up and kicked DDT in the mouth. Womankind stomped DDT a few times and then grabbed her legs. "What's Womankind doing here?" Ken said. Womankind pushed DDT's legs apart as far as she could trying to snap them. DDT rolled over in pain. "Did you see how wide her legs spread? Must be from all that practice!" Womankind screamed out to the crowd. Womankind put DDT in a headlock. DDT gave Womankind a few elbow shots to the stomach, bounced off the ropes, and got knocked down by a massive clothesline from Womankind. Womankind locked the Womanible Claw on DDT. Rini came running out and jumped in the ring with a chair. While the ref was checking in to see if DDT was going to submit, Rini hit Womankind in the back of the head with the steel chair. DDT rolled over on top of Womankind and the ref counted 1...2...3! DDT got the win over Womankind with the help of Rini.
Triple X Backstage
Camera shows Triple X holding a naked woman against him. He said,"Hello Ladies. Tonight, I have to face the RoadFag but I'm not gonna lose my TV Championship because it gives the ladies another place to hold on to. Mmmm" The camera pans down and shows that Triple X and the woman are naked and are held together by the TV Belt which is covering her up.
Outcasts vs. The Rage and Justin Edible
The 4 members representing the Rage walked out first. "This should be a good matchup. The newly formed Outcasts against Pane, Adam Blackman, Justin Edible, and Sin. This could go either way." Steven said. The Outcasts ran out to the ring and ambushed the Rage members. The Outcasts pushed the Rage members into each of the 4 corners, and then simultaneously threw the Rage members into the middle of the ring. All 4 of the Rage members collided and fell down. "Looks like the Outcasts came with a plan." Steven said. Then, the men paired off. Sin took Hybrid, Adam took Kid Kaos, Justin took Candyman, and Pane took Blackdust. "Well, all these pairings look pretty equal to me, except that Pane/Blackdust one. That could be the Outcasts undoing." Steven said. "We need a 4-way split screen on the big TV for this or something. We can't follow all of these guys at once!" Ken said. Sin had managed to gain the upper hand on Hybrid, and gave him a clothesline down to the mat. Adam threw Kaos outside of the ring, and then threw him into the steel steps. Candyman was beating on Justin outside the ring already. Blackdust spit some black mist into Pane's eyes. Pane staggered around blinded. Sin bumped into Pane, and Pane turned around and leveled Sin with a huge right hand. "Woah! Did you see that!?" Steven yelled. "No I didn't. OF COURSE I DID YOU MORON I'M WATCHING THE SAME MATCH YOU ARE!" Ken yelled. Hybrid pummelled Sin and Blackdust went to help Kid Kaos. Blackdust snuck around behind Adam and gave him a lowblow. "That's good teamwork. If one of your partners is in trouble and you have some time, you should go help him." Steven said. Pane was still staggering around blinded. Blackdust took Justin, and Candyman went to go help Kid Kaos. Kaos took Adam into the ring while Candyman grabbed a table from the outside. Candyman set up the table and picked up Adam to powerbomb him while Kaos climbed the ropes. Kid Kaos jumped off the rope, hit Adam with the Mosh Dive, and Candyman did the Candybomb at the same time through the table. "WOW! What teamwork! What a move!" Kaos pinned Adam 1...2...3! The Outcasts beat the 4 Rage members.
ReyMooseJr/Pretty Fly Danny Smith Backstage
The camera goes to the back where Pretty Fly Danny Smith is walking behind ReyMooseJr. He said,"Come on. We could be a tag team. We could easily take the tag belts. You saw me kick Al Fro's ass. If you let me in the Moose Pack, I'll teach you some of my dance moves." ReyMooseJr could take no more. He turned around and dropkicked Pretty Fly. He kept on walking. Danny yelled,"Good! We can test our moves on each other to make sure they're good. HEY! Slow down!" Danny ran after him.
Triple X vs. RoadFoxx
Ken said,"OH DADDY! This is the Main Event! Triple X verses The RoadFoxx! This is going to be great!" Triple X came out. He got into the ring and said,"HELLLO LADIES! You know ladies that the RoadFag is just jealous of me and my Big Xbowski. His partner can't laugh at his size if he goes in back. Unlike him, I like the front way and my partners are women." RoadFoxx heard enough and ran into the ring. The bell rang as RoadFoxx tackled Triple X. RoadFoxx hammered away but Triple X counted and poked him in the eyes. Triple X picked RoadFoxx up and whipped him into the corner. Triple X started mimicing the Foxx Train set up. Ken said,"It's the X Train!" Triple X ran at him but RoadFoxx got out of the way and Triple X head the turnbuckle. RoadFoxx went to the other turnbuckle and started the set up for the Foxx Train. Steven said,"Now, this is the real move. RoadFoxx ran at Triple X but as RoadFoxx hit him, Triple X lifted his knee up which lowblowed RoadFoxx. Both men were on the mat. The ref counted 1..2..3..4..5 and RoadFoxx slowly got up. He bounced off the ropes and went for the RoadKill but Triple X moved. RoadFoxx was left on the ground holding his knee. Triple X stomped on that knee. Triple X picked him up, turned around, hooked the arms from behind, did a like dance, and did the Ass Slam. Steven said,"That could be it." Triple X covered. The ref counted 1..2 and RoadFoxx kicked out. Triple X picked him up and set him up for the SexDegree but RoadFoxx knocked him over. RoadFoxx spread Triple X's legs, jumped up, and sent a knee into his crotch. The ref yelled at RoadFoxx and he backed off. RoadFoxx picked Triple X up, pulled his arm under Triple X's legs, and acted like he was humping him. Ken laughed and said,"He's givin' it to him Faggy Style." Steven said,"Shut up. That's the set up for the pump handle slam." RoadFoxx went for the move but Triple X flipped him over the toprope. The ref yelled at RoadFoxx to get back in. Ken said,"WHO'S THAT! IT'S TYGRESS! TYGRESS!" Tygress slid into the ring, lowblowed Triple X, and gave him a X-Compactor. Steven said,"I don't believe it! Tygress is back and she's helping the RoadFoxx." RoadFoxx rolled into the ring and covered Triple X. Ken said,"We have a new TV Champion!" The ref counted 1..2.. and Triple X kicked out. Steven said,"I don't believe it!" RoadFoxx picked Triple X up for a Foxxdrop dvd but Triple X fell over and got RoadFoxx in SexDegree position. He jumped up and got the SexDegree on RoadFoxx. Triple X covered and the ref counted 1..2. and Tygress kicked Triple X off. The ref called for the bell. Triple X wins by dq. Tygress stomped on Triple X and then, helped RoadFoxx up. RoadFoxx didn't even know she was here and elbowed her in the face. He looked down and realized it was her. He tried to help her up but Triple X came from behind and clotheslined him over the toprope. Triple X put his TV Belt on, stood over Tygress, and danced. Steven said,"Triple X is still the champion and it's looking worse for D-Kef." Triple X got out of the ring, stood over RoadFoxx, and did the "Kram It" sign.