Rage Interview
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night. Tonight is special," said Steven until Triple X cut him off and said,"Because I am a guest announcer." Steven continued,"That too but I was going to say because we are getting a new belt. The Tag Team Belt. This is the Tag Team Tournament." Triple X said,"Since this is the Triple T, Triple X needed to be involved." Steven said,"Plus Derek was fired at the pay-per-view. Let's go to the back with our interviewer James." James said,"Thank you Steven. I'm here with The Rage. Adam, what's going on with you and Justin Edible." Sin grabbed the mike and said,"Shut up you weakling. Adam and Justin are in this Tag Tournament and we will see if Justin passes The Rage's test." Triple X said,"Well, enough of this crap. Now, let's talk about me and RoadFoxx. I'll be here for some of the announcing but I'll be away too and we will win the Tag Belts." Steven said,"I think you could have a chance since you and RoadFoxx have tagged before. Let's get on to the first match."
Joe Hart/Hardcore Howie vs. Adam Blackman/Justin Edible
Howie came out with Joe by his side. "Those 2 look focused. They're going to be tough to beat tonight." Steven said. Adam came out with Justin and the crowd booed. Justin grabbed the mic. "Me and Adam are going to win this Tag Team Tournament and we don't need any of your crappy "fan support". When we're through with these two you will all learn why that's not just sick. That's not just revolting. That's JUSTIN EDIBLE!" Joe had heard enough. Joe ran over and clotheslined Justin to the mat. Adam came over and dropkicked Joe. Howie climbed the top rope and bulldogged Adam. "WAIT! Who are the legal men!?" Steven screamed. Howie pinned Adam and the ref counted 1...2.Justin broke up the count. Justin hit Adam's hand to tag himself in. Justin clotheslined Howie then rolled Adam to the ring apron. Justin DDTed Howie and covered 1...2.Joe got up and made the save. Justin did an arm-drag takedown and flipped Joe out of the ring. Justin covered again 1...2..NO! Adam kicked out. Justin did a few knee drops on Adam then did a backbreaker. Justin did the Sky High and covered 1...2...3! Justin Edible and Adam Blackman advance. "Wow, Justin Edible looked just unbeatable that match." Steven said.
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Jamie Jones took the mike and said,"It was Derek." Steven yelled,"WHAT!DEREK?" Derek said,"She couldn't keep her mouth shut." Timothy looked over at Derek, his face turned angry, he pointed at Derek, and screamed,"YOU'RE FIRED!" Derek got up, went into the ring, and stood face-to-face with Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones said,"Get the hell out of my sight." Derek walked away, then turned around, and clotheslined Timothy. Officals came out and got Derek off Timothy. That was the Biff of the Week sponsered by Flower Child's Movie World, the place for info on classic movies. Grab the Popcorn and Enjoy.
ReyMooseJr/Big Moose vs. RoadFoxx/Triple X
"Well, it's time to kick some Moosepack ass!" Triple X screamed. Triple X took off the headset and walked from his announce position into the ring while Foxx came out from the back. Foxx grabbed the microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, Degeneration-Kef proudly brings to you, it's soon-to-be TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOORLD..." The Moosepack's music started playing and Rey yelled, "Rey Moose Jr and the Big Moose!" Rey and the Big Moose ran into the ring and started pummeling Foxx and XXX. The Big Moose threw Foxx to the outside and rammed his head against the steel steps. Rey jumped up and did a hurricanrana to XXX. Rey covered 1...2.and XXX kicked out. "You're not going to get a pin against D-Kef that quickly." Steven said. The ref ran outside the ring and separated Foxx and the Big Moose. Rey climbed the ropes and did a sunset flip from the top rope. Rey covered 1...2..XXX kicked out again. "NO! I can't believe it! That was a great sunset flip by Rey and Triple X still kicked out!" Steven yelled. Rey whipped XXX off the ropes, but XXX came back and clotheslined Rey. XXX crawled quickly to his corner and tagged in Foxx. Foxx gave Rey a punch, another punch, did a little dance, and then punched Rey again, knocking him down. Foxx bounced off the ropes and did an elbow drop to Rey. Foxx covered 1...2.Rey kicked out. "You're going to have to hurt Rey a lot more than that to keep him down." Steven said. Foxx set Rey up for a suplex. Rey blocked and countered with a released suplex of his own, dropping Foxx on the outside. Rey jumped over and tagged the Big Moose. Foxx crawled into the ring and got stomped by the Big Moose. The Big Moose picked up Foxx and did a gorilla press slam. The Big Moose covered 1...2..XXX broke up the count. Rey came in and flew at XXX with a clothesline. XXX popped right back up and body slammed Rey. XXX climbed the rop rope and went for a suplex. Rey blocked it, then countered with a back body drop. XXX fell from the top rope all the way to the outside. "Well, I don't think he'll be interfering anymore." Steven said. The Big Moose picked up Foxx and Moose Slammed him. The Big Moose covered 1...2...3! The Moosepack team defeats the D-Kef team.
The Brain/Jerkicho vs. Kid Kaos/Al Fro
Brains music started `Do you smell what the brain is thinkin'`. Brain and Jerkicho came out and got in the ring and grabbed the mike. "Al Fro and Kid Kaos, you two rookie jabronis have bitten off more than you 2 idiots can crap out." Brain handed the mike to Jerkicho. "Now I know all you Jerkichoholics out there want me to beat Al Fro, but instead I'm gonna beat that useless hamster of his, Osmok. And as your role model, I feel that when we finish beating their butts all over this ring Fro and Kaos will neeeeevvvvvvvveerrrrr e-e-ever be the same." Gives mike bake to Brain. "If ya ssssssssmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllalalalalalalalellllllllll, what the brain................. is thinkin'" `What does everybody want "OSMOK!!!" Al Fro came down the ramp with Osmok in hand. Al put Osmok down and got in the ring. Al was jumped by the Brain and Jerkicho. Kid Kaos' music started and Kaos exploded out of the back and was in the ring within seconds. Kaos punched and kicked Brain until Brain rolled out of the ring. Jerkicho was still beating on Al and Kaos and Brain went to there corners. Jerkicho kicked Al in the ribs and picked him up by the hair. Jerkicho threw Al into the ropes and high-leg clothslined Al. Jerkicho picked Al up and side-suplexed Al. Jerkicho tagged in the Brain. Crowd started the "nugget" chant again. The chant motivated the Brain and he started kicking Al. Jerkicho dropped off the apron and went to get Osmok. Kaos seen this and waited until Jerkicho got close, jumped off onto the shoulders of Jerkicho and hurricinrana'ed Jerkicho into the steel steps. Brain picked Al up and body slammed him and signaled for the brain's elbow. Brain exposed his elbow, bounced off the ropes, and hit the Brains elbow. Brain covers 1,2,save by Kaos. Jerkicho finally got up and rolled in the ring. Kaos scaled the ropes and did a spin-kick off the toprope and Brain. The ref put Kaos back in his corner and Jerkicho too. Al picked up Brain and did the Fro-plow. Al tagged Kaos and Kaos jumped to the toprope, Brain got up and got a Mosh Pit. Jerkicho ran in but got a Fro-plow for his troubles. Kaos pins 1,2,3. Al Fro grabs Osmok and puts him on Jerkicho, and orders ref to count. Ref counts 1,2,3. "I don't believe it" said Triple X. "Osmok beat Jerkicho."
Pane/Crispy vs. Kevin Hash/KidMike
Pane and Crispy walked out from the back and the crowd booed. Hash and Kidmike came out right behind them and the crowd roared. "Why do they still continue to cheer for this loser? There's a better chance of me stopping throwing porn out than him ever winning a match...Well, no, even that was too far." XXX said. "Well, Kidmike is an astounding athelete Triple X, he just keeps losing by unfortunate circumstances." Steven said. "Unfortunate circumstances? Come on, he does the same moves over and over, if I had a dollar for every time he's missed a splash in the corner, then I could make a few more porn flicks." XXX said. Hash and Kidmike slid into the ring and were immediately attacked by Pane and Crispy. The ref rang the bell. Pane and Hash went to their corners. "Looks like Crispy will open it up against Kidmike here, should be a quick match." XXX said. Kidmike opened up with a flurry of punches to Crispy's ribs. "How about that Triple X? Maybe Kidmike's not as bad as everyone thinks he is." Steven said. "It's adrenalin, it won't last." XXX replied. Kidmike whipped Crispy into the corner and then tagged in Kevin Hash. "Smartest move I've seen Kidmike make, tag out so that he can't lose." XXX said. Hash gave Crispy a few knees to the stomach and ribs. Hash whipped Crispy off the ropes and gave him a big boot to the face. Hash tagged Kidmike back in. "This team of Kevin Hash and Kidmike are looking impressive so far. Quick tags, isolating Crispy and keeping Pane out of the ring." Steven said. "Don't worry, Kidmike's in the ring, he'll blow it." XXX said. Kidmike whipped Crispy into the corner and went for a splash, but missed. "See? What did I tell you? Even Crispy isn't dumb enough to be hit with that move. Kidmike tries that same move every match and misses every match." XXX said. Both men were down on the mat. Crispy leapt and tagged in Pane. Kidmike started backing up but Pane gave him a serious of punches to the face. Pane chopped Kidmike a few times, whipped him off the ropes, and clotheslined him down to the mat hard. Pane choked Kidmike down on the mat. Hash came into the ring to try to help out Kidmike. Hash started stomping Pane on the mat. Crispy came running at Hash and gave him a clothesline, but Hash didn't move. Crispy ran off the ropes and tried another clothesline, but Hash still didn't move. "Kevin Hash isn't even phased by Crispy's clotheslines!" Steven yelled. "I could take Hash anyday." XXX said. Crispy ran off the ropes, faked a clothesline and gave Hash a Crispy Spear. Hash went over the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Crispy followed Hash out and continued beating on him. Pane sat right up in the ring. "Pane and Kidmike are still the 2 legal men here." Steven said. Pane picked up Kidmike and gave him a Super Powerbomb. Pane covered 1...2...3! The Rage team beats Kevin Hash and Kidmike to advance in the Tag Team Tournament.
Adam Blackman/Justin Edible vs. ReyMooseJr/Big Moose
"This is going to be a great match. The Illegal Weapon Adam Blackman and It's not Just sick, It's not Just revolting, It's JUSTIN EDIBLE verses The King of Moose, ReyMooseJr and The Biggest Wrestler in UWM, WELLLLL WELL It's The Big Moose,"said Triple X. Steven said,"You are so much better than Derek." Adam and Justin walked to the ring. Steven said,"The wrestlers are getting weaker. The first round is over. Let's get on with the second." ReyMooseJr and The Big Moose walked out. Triple X said,"The Big Moose may have size but he's not the sharpest tool in the shed." Adam did a baseball slide and knocked Big Moose down when he tried to get in. Justin clotheslined ReyMooseJr from behind when the ref rang the bell. Adam and Justin double-teamed ReyMooseJr until Big Moose got into the ring. Big Moose grabbed Adam and Justin's heads and slammed them together. ReyMooseJr rolled out of the ring and The Big Moose clothelined Justin Edible over the toprope. Big Moose pushed Adam Blackman in the corner. He held him there with a hand around his throat and then, smacked his other huge hand against Adam's chest. Triple X said,"Good God! What a hit!" Big Moose picked him up and smacked him again. He picked him up to do it again but Justin ran in the ring and lowblowed The Big Moose. He fell to one knee and Adam poked him in the eye. The ref yelled at both of them. ReyMooseJr ran into the ring and dropkicked Adam and Justin. Big Moose whipped Rey against the ropes and then, gave Justin Edible a huge whip at Rey. ReyMooseJr flipped in the air and nailed Justin in the face with his boot. Steven said,"Wow! What a move by the highflier ReyMooseJr." Adam got out of the ring and tripped The Big Moose. He dragged him out but The Big Moose grabbed his head and gave Adam a headbutt. Big Moose picked up the steel steps and was about to slam them on Adam's head but the ref stopped him. While the ref had his back turned, Justin hit ReyMooseJr with Adam's Kendo Stick. Justin climbed the turnbuckle, Adam distracted the ref, and he jumped off, and hit the steel steps Big Moose was holding over his head. Triple X said,"Ouch. Maybe he should have put the steps down instead of Justin putting him down." Adam and Justin got into the ring just as ReyMooseJr was getting up. He ran at Justin and he got the Sky High from Justin. Then, Justin put him in the Figure Four. Adam Blackman climbed the toprope and did his LegDrop on Rey. Steven said,"Another great move. Almost like Rey and Big Moose's move." The ref raised ReyMooseJr's hand 3 times and rang the bell. Adam Blackman and Justin Edible win and move on to the final round.
Kid Kaos/Al Fro vs. Pane/Crispy
"This should be a good match" said Steven. "They all suck" said Triple X. Pane and Crispy came out and then Al Fro and Kid Kaos. Fro and Kaos were clearly overpowered. Al and Crispy started. Al tried to out muscle Crispy and Crispy just tossed him aside. Crispy punched and kicked Al. Crispy picked Al up and suplexed him. Crispy did an elbow drop and covers 1,2 kickout. Osmok was chewing the refs shoe lace and the crowd laughed. Crispy tags Pane. Pane comes in and press slams Al. Al runs to corner and tags kaos. Kaos tries a drop-kick but is brushed aside. Pane grabs Kaos and hits a gutbuster. "Pane is so strong he could break Kaos in half" said Steven. "Shut up"said Triple X. Pane tagged in Crispy. Crispy hits a russian leg sweep, and signals for the crispy spear. Al Fro jumps in the ring and Pane does too, all hell breaks loose. Al Fro throws Crispy into the ropes and hits a suplex. Al tries to put Crispy out of the ring but Al gets thrown out. Kaos hits Pane with a barrage of sidekicks that put Pane down in the corner. Kaos signals for the prep-buster but out of nowhere Crispy hits the Crispy spear in the side of Kaos' ribs. Crispy covers 1,2,3. Winners Crispy and Pane.
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Macho climbed up the cage wall all the way to the top. Steven said,"What's Macho doing? OH NO! DON'T! MACHO IS CALLING FOR THE ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP OF THE GIANT CAGE!! DON'T! NO!" Macho Moose jumped off the top of the
cage and landed the elbow on Sin's chest. Steven jumped over the crowd railing and Macho and Sin went through the announcers table. Steven yelled,"OH MY GOD! I'M NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT!" As Macho lay on top of Sin, the ref and the crowd counted 1..2..3. MACHO MOOSE WON! Macho Moose is the NEW UWM WORLD CHAMPION! That was the Beatdown of the Week sponsered by Nic's New Javascript Page, the website where you can find most anything on Javascript and banners.
Adam Blackman/Justin Edible vs. Pane/Crispy
"This is the final round of the Tag Team Tournament. Adam Blackman and Justin Edible vs. Pane and Crispy,"said Triple X. Steven said,"No one will know what will happen. Pane, Crispy, and Adam Blackman are all part of The Rage but Justin Edible is not. I think Sin would rather see Pane and Crispy win." Triple X responded,"If all The Rage members that were in this tournament got into the final round, I guess this proves that The Rage is tough. That doesn't matter because this Triple X and that F-O-DOUBLE X are gonna kick their asses FOXXY STYLE." Steven said,"Very well put..." Adam Blackman and Justin Edible walked out. Then, Pane and Crispy walked out. They stood looking at each other. Steven said,"These men have given it their all in this tournament. Each team has already been in two other matches and this is the final one." The bell rang and the match started. Crispy ran at Adam for a Crispy Spear and Adam ddt'ed him. Pane grabbed Justin by the throat and tossed him in the corner. Pane put his boot to his throat and choked him. Adam did a legchop to Pane. Pane fell back, Adam and Justin did a double clothesline, and knocked Pane on the outside. Justin turned around and got a Crispy Spear and covered. The ref counted 1.. and Adam kicked Crispy off. Adam whipped him to the corner and did a running shoulder. Pane pulled Justin out and slammed his head into the steel steps. Adam climbed the turnbuckle and began punching Crispy as the ref looked on. Justin picked up a chair and smacked Pane's head with it. Pane moved back a bit but didn't fall. He tried again and Pane didn't fall. Justin faked a chairshot to the head and hit Pane in the knee. Pane fell on the ground. Justin grabbed the sides of the chair and slammed the chair down on his knee. The ref turned around and saw Justin about to hit Pane in the knee again. He ran out there and stopped it. Adam climbed the turnbuckle again and started punching. Crispy grabbed his arms and powerbombed him. Crispy covered but the ref was on the outside. Steven said,"he could have had him there." Crispy went on the outside, grabbed the ref, and started screaming at him. Justin went back to hitting Pane in the knee with the chair. Pane pushed Justin away and got up. Triple X said,"Damn! Pane is can stand after that." Justin ran at Pane with the chair and Pane did a big boot right through the chair. Crispy pulled the ref into the ring and cover Adam. The ref counted 1..2. and Adam kicked out. On the outside, Pane whipped Justin hard against the steel ringpost. Pane picked Justin up and gorilla press slammed him on the announcer's table. He didn't go through but Triple X got pissed. Triple X got up, folded the chair he was sitting on, and hit Pane in the head with it. Then, he rolled Justin off the table and sat down. Triple X said,"You gotta show them who's boss." Pane was busted open and almost knocked out. Crispy whipped Adam to the ropes, went for a Crispy Spear, and connected. He pinned. The ref counted 1..2.. and Justin knocked Crispy off. Steven said,"That was so close." Crispy whipped Justin to the corner and did a Crispy Spear. Justin jumped out of the way and sent Crispy to the hard steel. Steven said,"Oh no! Crispy hit that injuried shoulder." When Crispy got up and turned around, Justin picked him up and did a Sky High. Justin pinned. The ref counted 1..2.. and Crispy grabbed the ropes. Justin pulled Crispy to the middle of the ring and looked around at the crowd. Triple X said,"Here comes the Figure Four." Justin put his leg around Crispy's leg and as he turned around, Crispy pushed him away with his boot. Crispy got up and Justin ran at him. Crispy kicked him in the gut and did a Crispy Spear. He covered. The ref counted 1..2.. and Adam knocked Crispy off. Crispy picked Adam up and Adam grabbed his head and leg. Adam picked him up and dvd'ed Crispy. Adam covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. Adam Blackman and Justin Edible are the Tag Team Champions. Steven said,"I would have never thought it would be Adam and Justin. I don't doubt their abilites but they have never been a tag team before." Triple X added,"Plus, they aren't even from the same group. This should be interesting. Maybe next Saturday, we will learn if Justin Edible passed The Rage's test. I won't be announcing though. I'll be back to kicking ass." Steven said,"Wait. Don't stop taping. Look over there." The cameras panned over to where Steven was pointing. Sin was sitting in the crowd looking at Adam and Justin holding their Tag Belts high in the air.