Rage Interview
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night. OH DADDY! WHAT A SHOW," said Ken. Steven said,"We got a great show for you but first lets go to the back where James is talking with The Rage." James said,"I'm here with Sin, Adam Blackman, and Pane. I understand you all want to make challenges for the next pay-per-view." Sin said,"Adam and Pane do but I have a challenge for tonight. I want to face Kef-Pac for his no. 1 contendership for the main event tonight and I will be in the main event at "Sinful Business". Pane said,"I want to challenge that hefty bag full of meat Big Moose to a cage match with first one out of the cage wins rules. I will prove that I am the machine and I can't be stopped." Adam said,"I am the first double champion and at "Sinful Business" I will defend both the Hardcore Championship and the Tag Team Championship with my partner, Justin Edible to prove I am the toughest wrestler in UWM. For the Tag Team Championship match, I feel it needs to be something big, something huge, something like a four-way tag match. It will be the Illegal Weapon Adam Blackman and Justin Edible verses Kid Kaos and Candyman verses Al Fro and somebody. The fourth team will be the winner of the Rogues verse Brain and Jerkicho match. As for the Hardcore Belt, I'll find someone." James said,"There you have it. Now back to UWM action."
Rogues vs. The Brain/Jerkicho
Steven said,"Thank you James and now here are some of the newest superstars in UWM, Lukas Bane and Jesse Bane, THE ROGUES!" The Rogues ran out and slid into the ring. Ken said,"Now, it's time for the most annoying pieces of crap in UWM, Brain and Jerkicho." Brain and Jerkicho came out and the crowd chanted "Nuggets". They slid into the ring and the Rogues stomped on them. Steven said,"Lukas and Jesse are twins. The only way you can tell them apart is that Jesse has some red color in his hair." Lukas tossed Brain over the toprope. As brain was getting up, Lukas bounced off the ropes, dived over the other ropes, and did a flying cross bodyblock. Ken said,"WHAT A MOVE!" Jesse whipped Jerkicho to the corner. He ran at Jerkicho but Jerkicho flipped him over himself. Jesse was doing a handstand on the turnbuckle. He fell foward and ddt'ed Jerkicho. Steven said,"I'd call that a Handstand DDT. What a move!" Jesse climbed the turnbuckle and went for the Flying Senton Bomb but Jerkicho moved. Steven said,"You gotta give Jerkicho credit. He was able to move out of the way." Lukas climbed into the ring after beating Brain. Jerkicho put Jesse in the Lion Two-Timer. Lukas ran at the ropes, moonsaulted off them, and clotheslined Jerkicho. Ken said,"That was the Moonsault Clothesline." Jesse climbed the turnbuckle. Brain got into the ring. Jesse did the Flying Senton Bomb on Jerkicho. Lukas ran at Brain and got a Brain's Bottom. Jesse covered Jerkicho and the ref counted 1..2..3. Brain threw Jesse out of the ring and went back to Lukas. Brain kicked his shoulder and took his elbow pad off. Steven said,"Here it is, The most Electrifying Elbow in UWM today." Brain bounced off the ropes, jumped over Lukas, ran into Jerkicho, fell backwards, and got the Brain's Elbow. Ken said,"He messed it up and still got it. Too bad THE MATCH IS OVER!" The Rogues win and will go on to the 4-way Tag Team Championship at "Sinful Business".
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"Born into a world that wasn't ready for him. He was an outcast. He was unloved. He wanted revenge and he will take it out on the Union of Wrestling Masters. He is the freak that no one would talk to. He is the one his parents never wanted. He is HYBRID!" Fire burst out of the turnbuckles and the lights came back on. Steven said,"Who is Hybrid?" Ken said,"..umm.. I think that's him.." Ken pointed to the man standing at the entrance. Candyman was in the ring bowing and Pane was staring at Hybrid. Hybrid walked to the ring and got in. Pane ran at Hybrid. Hybrid picked him up and powerslammed him. Steven said,"Oh GOD. What power Hybrid has!" Hybrid did his Hybrid Giant ddt. Ken said,"Pane is down!" Candyman covered Pane. Hybrid got the ref up and the ref counted 1..2..3. Candyman wins and advances in the tournament. That was the Biff of the Week sponsered by http://multfic.freeservers.com where you can learn about magic and pokemon. Multani's Fic Page. GET INTO IT!
Hybrid vs. Hardcore Howie
"Well folks, it's going to be a great UWM Saturday Night tonight. You'll want to stay with us for the whole broadcast...HEY! That's Hybrid! What's he doing out here?" Steven said. Hybrid walked to the ring and picked up a microphone. "I'm out here today to protest my matches. I don't want to fight weak guys like Kidmike. I deserve title shots. I want a piece of the big guys. I am the force that runs the UWM. Without me, UWM would crumble!" Hybrid said. "Hybrid means business. He wants to be a major force in the UWM." Ken said. "WAIT! Why is Hardcore Howie's music playing? What's he going to do?" Steven said. Howie came out to the ring with a scale. Howie snatched another microphone from the ring announcer. "You want some of the big guys? I am the only big guy around here. There are no good super heavyweights for me to fight, and that includes you, Hybrid. Get on this scale and I'll see if you're worthy enough to fight me, the only super heavyweight in the UWM!" Howie said. Hybrid grabbed the scale and hit Howie over the head with it. The ref rang the bell. "I guess this is an official match then." Ken said. Hybrid stomped Howie a few times, and picked him up off the mat. Hybrid whipped Howie into the corner and Howie went over the turnbuckles and landed on the outside. "WOW! Hybrid threw Howie in there with so much power that Howie flipped over the turnbuckle!" Steven screamed. Hybrid slid to the outside and rammed Howie's face into the steel steps. Hybrid tried again, but Howie blocked, and rammed Hybrid's head into the steel instead. Howie body slammed Hybrid onto the steel railing. "That had to hurt Hybrid's back. He just got slammed onto the railing back first." Ken said. Howie rolled Hybrid back into the ring and followed him in. Howie picked up Hybrid for a suplex, but Hybrid blocked it and countered into a suplex of his own. "Both men are down on the mat. Whoever gets up first could have a serious advantage here." Ken said. The ref started the mandatory 10 count 1...2...3...4..Hybrid rose to his feet first, with Howie getting up right afterwards. Howie went to give Hybrid a double axe-handle, but Hybrid gave Howie a knee to the mid-section. Hybrid threw Howie off the ropes and tried a clothesline but Howie ducked. Howie bounced off the other side and Hybrid turned around and gave him the Hybrid DDT. Hybrid covered 1...2...3! "Hybrid had control for most of that match. He could actually be a powerful force in UWM." Ken said. Hybrid gave Howie another shot with the scale before he walked backstage.
RoadFoxx vs. Joe Hart
Foxx walked out and the crowd cheered him on. "Foxx has been on quite a losing streak lately. He hasn't won a match-up in a long time." Ken said. Joe came out and began beating on Foxx right away. Joe came in with a flurry of left and right hands to Foxx's ribs. Joe whipped Foxx off the ropes and gave him a knee lift to the stomach. "Why is Joe going after Foxx's ribs? Does he know something we don't? Usually Joe goes after an opponent's legs to set up for the Dullshooter." Ken said. Joe went to the outside and picked up a chair. Joe rammed into Foxx's ribs, and then took out his knees with it. Joe covered Foxx 1...2..Foxx kicked out. Joe went outside the ring again, slid in a table and climbed back in again. Foxx crawled over to the chair, picked it up and smashed Joe in the face with it. Foxx set the table up in the corner and put Joe up against it. Foxx ran at Joe and tried a splash, but Joe moved out of the way and Foxx ended up going through the table in the corner. Joe picked Foxx up out of the corner and threw him to the outside. Joe threw Foxx into the steel steps, then picked up the steel steps, and hit Foxx in the face with them. "Joe is relentless. He doesn't care how hurt you are, he'll still hurt you more." Ken said. Joe picked up Foxx and tried a piledriver, but Foxx countered it into a back-body drop. Foxx set up a table on the outside and rolled Joe onto it. Foxx went into the ring and climbed the turnbuckle. Foxx flew off the top rope and gave Joe an elbow drop through the table. Foxx rolled Joe into the ring and brought another table with him. Foxx set Joe up in the corner with the table again. Foxx gave him the Foxx Train through the table. Foxx picked up Joe, and gave him the Foxx Drop onto the chair. Foxx covered 1...2...3! "Wow. What a match." Ken said. "That was a true hardcore match-up!" Steven said.
Kef-Pac Interview
"We heard what Sin said. Do you accept his match for tonight,"said James. Kef-Pac grabbed the mic and said,"Kef-Pac backs down from no one and especially not Sin! I will fight you tonight and I will win. Nothing can stop Degeneration-Kef and if your not down with that.." Adam Blackman attacked Kef-Pac from behind with his Kendo Stick. he kept beating Kef-Pac till officals came out and pulled him off.
ChinoBambino vs. Womankind
"Well this should be a interesting match" said Steven, "This is ChinoBambinos debut and another alter ego of Brenna Womankind". "Yeah, I'm waiting for the real puppies to come out later" said Ken. Womankind came out first and got in the ring when Chinobambino came out of the crowd and ambushed Womankind. Chino stompped Womankind onto the ground and elbow dropped her. Womankind got up but recieved a stiff right hand in the mouth. Chino threw Womankind into the corner and splashed her. Womankind got up slowly and was clothslined down. Chino covers 1,2, kickout. Chino picked Womankind up and body slammed her. Chino tried a running leg drop but missed. Womankind bounced off the ropes and hit a dropkick. "Wow, whens the last time you seen a move like that from Womankind" said Steven. Womankind picked Chino up and threw her into the corner. Womankind grabbed Chino and threw her hard across the ring into the other corner. Chino hit the back of her head and fell face first to the ground. "Holy Crap" said Ken. Womankind went to pick Chino up but Chino poked her in the eyes. Chino grabbed Womankinds hair and threw her across the ring. Chino picked Womankind up and did a piledriver. Chino covers 1,2,kickout. "Close" said Ken. Chino got up and picked up Womankind, and then Womankind caught Chino off guard with the Womandible claw. "Shes got it said Steven. Chino inched slowly to the ropes and grabbed them. The ref ordered Womankind to release the hold. Chino turned around kicked Womankind and did a ddt. Chino signalled for the bambino bomb. Chino picked Womankind up and hit it. Chino covers 1,2,3 your winner ChinoBambino.
Pane vs. Triple X
Pane walked out first and the crowd boo'ed. "The crowd may not like Pane, but he's a great wrestler. Not many in the UWM can match his power." Ken said. Triple X ran out and the crowd went crazy. Triple X handed out porno videos to the crowd. "It's obvious who the fan favourite is here." Ken said. Triple X jumped in the ring and Pane leveled him with a clothesline. Pane kicked Triple X a few times and Triple X rolled to the outside to regroup. Pane followed him to the outside but Triple X was ready. Triple X kicked Pane and bashed his head against the ring apron. Triple X threw Pane into the steel guard rail. Triple X rolled Pane back into the ring. Triple X gave Pane a piledriver and covered 1...2.Pane kicked out. "It's going to take a lot more than that to keep Pane down." Ken said. Triple X ran at Pane to try to clothesline him back down but Pane caught him and DDT'ed him. Pane went up to the top rope. "It's not very often we see Pane try high-risk moves." Ken said. Pane waited for Triple X to get back up and then he put him back down with a clothesline from the top rope. Pane covered 1...2..Triple X kicked out. Pane grabbed Triple X by the throat and Moose Slammed him back down. "That's the Big Moose's finishing maneuver!" Steven screamed. Pane covered and the Big Moose came running out from the back. The Big Moose picked up Pane and gave him a Moose Slam. The Big Moose walked over to the announce table and swiped Steven's headset. "Now THAT's a Moose Slam!" The Big Moose said, and then he left. Triple X rolled over and covered Pane 1...2...3! Triple X won thanks to interference from the Big Moose.
Big Moose vs. Kevin Hash
The Big Moose walked out first. "It should be interesting to see if Pane gets involved in this match. The Big Moose cost Pane a victory earlier tonight against Triple X." Ken said. Hash walked out after the Big Moose. Both men climbed into the ring and the ref rang the bell. "This is going to be a great match. Power versus power." Ken said. "Yes, there are two super heavyweights fighting it out...Oops, I shouldn't say that, Howie will get mad." Steven said. Hash and the Big Moose exchanged right hands. Hash got the better of the Big Moose and backed him into the turnbuckle. Hash gave the Big Moose a few knee lifts. Hash whipped the Big Moose into the opposite turnbuckle, but the Big Moose exploded out of the corner and hit Hash with a clothesline. The Big Moose picked up Hash and body slammed him. "He's probably one of the only people in the whole UWM that can do that to Kevin Hash." Ken said. Pane ran out from the back and leveled the Big Moose with a chair in the back of the head while Hash distracted the ref. "WOW! Where did Pane come from? I didn't even see him come out, and obviously the Big Moose didn't either!" Steven yelled. Hash picked up the Big Moose and gave him the Hanging Powerbomb but dropped him on his head. Hash covered 1...2...3! "That was a pretty quick match. Pane didn't waste any time interfering." Ken said.
Beatdown of the Week sponsered by The National Moose Foundation
ReyMooseJr ran at him, climbed over his body in a spinning motion, grabbed his head, and ddt'ed him on the mat. Ken stood up and said,"OH DADDY! That's the 596!" ReyMooseJr covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. ReyMooseJr wins and is the Television Champion. Ken said,"ReyMooseJr spins around a wrestler 360 degrees and then brings their head down 236 degrees. That's the 596!" That was the Beatdown of the Week sponsered by The National Moose Foundation. Save a Moose!
Sin vs. Kef-Pac
"This is it, The Main Event. It's Sin verses Kef-Pac in a nontitle match for the no.1 contendership to face Macho Moose at the pay-per-view "Sinful Business" tomorrow,"said Steven. Ken said,"I think Sin will win this one because Kef-Pac was attacked earlier by Adam Blackman and he is hurt." Sin came out first with Adam Blackman by his side. Steven said,"You can expect Blackman to get involved somehow in this match." "KEEEEEEEEFFFF-PAC! Kef-Pac" came from the speakers and the crowd went wild. Kef-Pac ran into the ring and nailed Sin with a spinkick. Sin didn't go down. Kef-Pac tried again and Sin caught his foot. Sin picked him up and bodyslammed him. Sin pulled Kef-pac up by the hair. The ref pushes Sin away. The ref was distracted and Adam hit Kef-Pac in the back with the Kendo Stick. Ken said,"A cheapshot by Adam Blackman from the outside." Sin pushed the ref away and nailed Kef-Pac with a right hand. Sin whipped Kef-Pac to the ropes and went for a Big Boot to the face but Kef-Pac ducked. He bounced off the ropes and did a jumping spinkick that took Sin off his feet. Both men were on the ground. The ref counted 1..2..3..4.. and Sin got up. Sin went for the tombstone but Kef-Pac flipped him over with his legs and pinned him. The ref counted 1..2 and Sin threw Kef-Pac off him and out of the ring. Steven said,"Kef-Pac almost won it with that counter." Sin distracted the ref and Adam Blackman hit Kef-Pac in the head repeatedly with the Kendo Stick. Ken said,"Kef-Pac has been busted open by that Kendo Stick." Sin pulled Kef-Pac by the hair back into the ring over the toprope. Sin picked him up and did a huge backbreaker. Sin climbed the toprope and waited for Kef-Pac to get up. He waited and waited. He decided to go for a splash since Kef-Pac wasn't moving. He jumped off and Kef-Pac put his knees up. His knees smashed into Sin's chest. Ken said,"Kef-Pac was playing possum!" Kef-Pac got up and urged Sin to get up. The crowd was on their feet. The ref was checking on Sin and Adam came in. He smacked Kef-Pac in the head with his Kendo Stick and slid out. Sin crawled over and covered Kef-Pac. The ref counted 1..2..3. Sin is the winner and goes on against Macho Moose at "Sinful Business". Steven said,"Once again...Kef-Pac has been screwed out of a pay-per-view title shot." Adam Blackman came in with a mic and said,"Kef-Pac, I have chosen you to face me at the pay-per-view. Title for Title. Your Intercontinental Belt for my Hardcore Belt. This match will be hardcore rules and since you never back down from anyone, I know I'll see you there."