Sin Interview
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night. I am Steven and this is our new announcer, Ken. What's coming up on this week's show, Ken," said Steven. Ken said,"Well, We have been doing belt tournaments and tonight is the last belt tournament for awhile. This is the Television Belt Tournament and it's gonna be great. OH DADDY!" Steven said,"Well put. Now, let's go backstage with our interview James." James said,"I'm standing here with the most evil man in our sport, Sin. What would you like to tell everyone, Sin?" Sin said,"Kef-Pac...I don't care about your IC Belt. All I want is my World Title shot. Next Saturday, it will be me and you in the ring. It will be a non-title match but it will be for the no. 1 contendorship. I will get my title shot and I will do anything to get it."
Kevin Michaels vs. Triple X
"Well, its another match between Triple X and Heart Break Kevin" said Steven. HBK came out first. Then Triple X came out throwing porno into the crowd. HBK jumped Triple X before the bell on the outside. HBK did a flip over the top onto Triple X and connected. HBK got a chair and drilled Triple X. "Thats a disqualification" said Steven. "But the match never even started" said Ken. "Both men weren't in the ring." Hbk picked Triple X up and tried to body slam him but Triple X floated over and hit HBK with a porno tape. Triple X got in the ring and grabbed the mike "HBK your girlfriend left these in my bedroom last night". Triple X pulled out a bra and panties. HBK charged into the ring and pummeled Triple X. The ref had to pry HBK off of Triple X. HBK pushed the ref aside and started to stomp Triple X. "HBK has snapped" said Ken. Hbk picked Triple X up, and did a suplex. HBk did a leg drop and continued to beat on Triple X. HBK picked Triple X up and did a russian leg sweep. HBK covers 1,2,kickout. HBK picks Triple X up and throws him into the corner. HBK kicks him a few times, goes through the ropes onto the toprope, grabs Triple X's head and does a flipping stunner. "Thats gotta be it" said Steven. HBK picks Triple X up and does a reverse ddt. HBK climbs the top rope and does a cork-screw moonsault. "Why doesn't he cover!!!" said Ken, "He is dominating the match so far. HBK went to pick Triple X up and got poked in the eye. Triple X tried a suplex but HBK reversed it and turned Triple X over and did a sit down reverse ddt. HBK covers 1,2,Triple X put his foot on the ropes. HBK got up and signalled for sweet n sour chin music. Triple X got up, ducked HBK's flying foot and kicked HBK in stomach and did the sexdegree. Triple X covers 1,2,kickout. "I don't believe it" screamed Steven, "and it wasn't even a close 2 count." Triple X held his head in disbelief. HBK got up and was thrown in the corner. Triple X charged at him and missed. HBK climbed the ropes and got his feet taken out from under him by Triple X. Triple X climbed the ropes, put HBK's head in between his legs, and sexdegree off the top. "OH MY GOD!!! I don't care if your godzilla or superman, no one could get up from that" said Ken. Triple X puts his pinky finger on HBK 1,2,3. Triple X goes on.
Biff of the Week sponsered by Fantasywrestling.com
Al Fro came back in and smacked Kid Kaos in the side of the face with the chair. Fro put the chair down, picked Kaos up, and did the Fro Plow on the chair. Al Fro covered but the ref was busy trying to get Omsok out of his hair. Steven said,"Come on ref! Wait. Who's that?" A strange man ran down to the ring. He got into the ring with a trash can. He hit Al with it. He put the trash can down on the mat, kicked Al Fro in the nuts, and evenflow ddt'ed him on the trash can. Steven said,"Oh my! What a hit!" The man pulled Kid Kaos on top of Al Fro. He went over to the ref and got Omsok out of his hair. The ref thanked the man and counted 1..2..3. Kid Kaos wins. The man grabbed the mic and said,"The Candyman has struck." The Biff of the Week was sponsered by Fantasy Wrestling.com, the place that sucks compared to UWM.
Big Moose vs. Hardcore Howie
WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL, WEEEELLLL its the Big Moose, Big Moose came out first and then Hardcore Howie. Howie grabbed the mike. "Now all you people know that I am a slim 447 and 1 half pound and since I am the top superheavyweight in this company I feel that Big Moose doesn't fit the superheavyweight status that is required to.." and Big Moose nailed Howie with a clothsline. Big Moose picked Howie up and body slammed him. Howie got up and ran right into the hand of Big Moose. "UH OH, Howies caught in the Mooseslam" said Steven. Big Moose was about to pick Howie up but Howie did a low blow. "Theres a reversal" said Ken. Howie bounced off the ropes and dropkicked Big Moose in the knee. Howie spit on the Big Moose and did an elbow drop. Cover by Howie 1,big kickout. "He threw him halfway across the ring" exclaimed Steven. Big moose was on his knees when Howie side-kicked him in the face. Big Moose still on his knees when Howie did a blaintnent low blow. The ref said 1 more low blow and Howie would be disqualified. Big Moose was up and Howie ran at him. Big Moose ducked Howies attempt at a clothsline, and gave Howie a big boot right in the face. Big Moose covers 1,2,kickout. "To close" said Ken. Big Moose picked Howie up and body slammed him. Big Moose bounced off the ropes and tried a huge splash. Howie moved and Big Moose hit the mat hard. "Thats it" said Howie. Howie climbed the ropes and taunted the crowd. Howie lept off the top for a senton bomb and conected. Howie covers 1,2,kickout. "We almost had an upset" said Steven. Howie went up top again but Big Moose was up and grabbed Howie when he was on the top. Big Moose climbed to the second rope and Mooseslammed him off the top. "OH MY GOD" said Ken. "The ring bounced off its foundations" said Steven. "Its over" said Ken. Big Moose covers 1,2,3. "Count to 50, this match is over" said Ken.
Jerkicho vs. ReyMooseJr
"This should be a great first round match up." Steven said. A loud noise played from the back. "Oh, what's that noise? I'm going deaf." Ken said. Then there was a big bang and Jerkicho appeared. "WELCOME TO SATURDAY NIGHT JERKICHO!" Jerkicho said. "You know, I think Rey might have a little Y2-Jerk problem on his hands tonight." Jerkicho said. Rey came out and attacked Jerkicho from behind. Rey whipped Jerkicho into the steel guard rail. Rey gave Jerkicho a spinning heel kick and Jerkicho fell backwards off the rampway. "WOW! That's at least a 12 foot drop directly onto the concrete!" Steven said. "Rey's impressing me here. He's shown me a lot tonight so far in just this match. He has a shot at winning this thing if he can keep it up." Ken said. "You can never count Rey out, that's for sure." Steven said. Rey dragged Jerkicho to the ring finally. Rey rolled Jerkicho into the ring, and Jerkicho held the ref. "Why's he doing that?" Steven said. Suddenly, the Brain came out from the back and hit Rey with a trash can in the back of the head. "OH MY GOSH! It's the Brain! I forgot about him!" Steven said. "We haven't seen the Brain for weeks, but he seems to have made an impact here tonight." Ken said. The Brain rolled Rey into the ring. Jerkicho let go of the ref and covered. The ref counted 1...2..No! Rey kicked out! "NO! I can't believe it! Rey is so resiliant! He just got blindsided with a garbage can to the back of the head and he still kicked out!" Steven yelled. Jerkicho picked up Rey. Rey kicked him once, but Jerkicho fought back and raked Rey's eyes. Jerkicho picked Rey up for a powerbomb, but Rey reversed it and gave Jerkicho a hurricanrana. "What a move by Rey!" Steven screamed. "Yeah, but both men are down now. I think that may have taken all Rey had left." Ken said. The Brain snuck around the ring and tossed in a steel chair to Jerkicho. Jerkicho got up and grabbed the chair. Jerkicho went over to Rey, but Rey got up and dropkicked the chair into Jerkicho's face. Rey covered 1...2..No! The Brain dragged the ref out of the ring. "Rey had the match won right there." Ken said. Rey bounced off the ropes and jumped over the top rope and flew at the Brain. Rey helped the ref into the ring. Rey went over to Jerkicho, but Jerkicho gave Rey a low blow. Jerkicho body slammed Rey to the mat and went to the top rope. Rey got up and hit the ropes, causing Jerkicho to lose his balance and fall on his nuts. Rey climbed to the top rope and gave Jerkicho a superplex. Rey saw the Brain had gotten up on the outside. Rey bounced off the ropes, stepped over Jerkicho and gave the Brain a baseball slide dropkick. "The Brain didn't even see that one coming." Ken said. Rey jumped back into the ring and gave Jerkicho the Pimp Driver. Rey covered 1...2...3! Rey wins and advances on in the tournament. "That was a long match. Rey still has to go through 2 more people if he wants that TV title. He better rest up until his next match if he wants a shot at winning this thing." Ken said.
Candyman vs. Pane
Candyman came out first. Ken said,"This is the first match Candyman has been in. Candyman got into the ring, grabbed the mic and said,"I shall take the belt for it is my destiny." Pane came out next. He got into the ring, grabbed the mic from Candyman, and said,"I am the perfect machine and not even a guy from Candyland can beat me!" Candyman nailed Pane from behind. Pane turned around and got a dropkick from Candyman. Pane was against the ropes. Candyman went to clothesline him over the toprope but Pane gave him a big boot to his face. Pane picked Candyman up whipped him to the ropes. He bounced off and came running at Pane. Pane went for a clothesline but he ducked. Candyman came back and went for a clothesline. Pane moved and Candyman hit the ref. Pane picked Candyman up and Candyman lowblowed him. The lights went out. Ken said,"What the Hell? What happened to the lights?" Over the loud speakers someone said,"Born into a world that wasn't ready for him. He was an outcast. He was unloved. He wanted revenge and he will take it out on the Union of Wrestling Masters. He is the freak that no one would talk to. He is the one his parents never wanted. He is HYBRID!" Fire burst out of the turnbuckles and the lights came back on. Steven said,"Who is Hybrid?" Ken said,"..umm.. I think that's him.." Ken pointed to the man standing at the entrance. Candyman was in the ring bowing and Pane was staring at Hybrid. Hybrid walked to the ring and got in. Pane ran at Hybrid. Hybrid picked him up and powerslammed him. Steven said,"Oh GOD. What power Hybrid has!" Hybrid did his Hybrid Giant ddt. Ken said,"Pane is down!" Candyman covered Pane. Hybrid got the ref up and the ref counted 1..2..3. Candyman wins and advances in the tournament.
Triple X vs. Big Moose
"This one should be a dandy!" Steven said. "Whoever wins this match, goes onto the final to face the winner of the Rey versus Candyman match." Ken said. Triple X came out first. "You know, wouldn't it be something if Triple X ended up winning this match, then facing Rey and beating him in the final? That would mean that Triple X single-handedly took out 3 Moosepack members in this tournament. That would sure be a blow to the confidence of the Moosepack." Ken said. The Big Moose came out and stepped into the ring. "The Big Moose looks focused here. He just had a hard match against Hardcore Howie, you have to wonder if he can pull this one off." Steven said. "True, he had a tough match with Howie, but he has also had a nice, 2-match rest. Rey will only have 2 match to rest up after he just defeated Jerkicho." Ken said. The ref rang the bell, and Triple X flew at the Big Moose. Triple X gave the Big Moose a flurry of right hands, but the Big Moose didn't budge. Triple X bounced off the ropes and gave the Big Moose a clothesline, but the Big Moose still didn't move. Triple X bounced off the ropes, faked a clothesline, slid down and dropkicked the Big Moose in the back of the knee. The Big Moose fell to the mat. "Now that's thinking! Triple X knew that you can't get the Big Moose down by power most of the time. The Big Moose has a strong upper body, so you have to go for the knees!" Ken said. Triple X stomped the Big Moose's knees a few times, then put on a boston crab. "This may not be what the fans want to see, but it's effective. Sometimes the best route to go is a bunch of good, technical wrestling moves. High flying, high-risk maneuvers aren't always the best, but they can get the crowd going." Ken said. "You're such a better announcer than Derek." Steven said. Triple X got up and taunted the Big Moose. "That may have been a mistake. Triple X is completely in control of this match, you don't want to get the Big Moose riled up now." Ken said. The Big Moose got to his feet and punched Triple X. The Big Moose whipped Triple X into the corner and followed up with a clothesline. The Big Moose chopped Triple X a few times. Triple X grabbed the Big Moose again and threw him into the corner. "Where'd that come from? Triple X was just getting beaten on, then all of a sudden he takes control of the match again." Steven said. Triple X gave the Big Moose a few knife-edge chops and then stomped him in the corner. The Big Moose was stunned. Triple X went to the opposite corner and started stomping. "He's going to do Kevin's Sweet and Sour Chin Music!" Steven yelled. Triple X went to kick the Big Moose, but the Big Moose grabbed Triple X's leg and threw him to the mat. The Big Moose stomped Triple X a few times. "Well, it looks like the Big Moose has control again." Ken said. "WAIT! What's that?" Steven screamed. Triple X grabbed the ref and distracted him while Howie jumped into the ring with a chair. Howie smashed the Big Moose in the small of the back with the chair, then swiped at his legs, taking the Big Moose down. Howie put the chair down on the mat, grabbed the Big Moose, and climbed to the top rope. Howie jumped off the top rope and bulldogged the Big Moose onto the chair. Howie yelled something at the Big Moose, then ran backstage again. Triple X picked the Big Moose up, showboated to the crowd, then gave him the Sex-Degree. He pinned and the ref counted 1...2...3! "Did he really have to give the Big Moose the Sex-Degree too? He already had the match won." Steven said. Triple X advances to the finals of the TV title tournament.
Beatdown of the Week sponsered by Angelfire
Sin went into the ring and climbed the turnbuckle. He waited till Kef-Pac got up. Kef-Pac got up and turned around. Sin did his Toprope clothesline. Kef-Pac jumped up and did the X-Compactor on Sin. Steven yelled,"Oh my God! Sin jumped off the toprope right into a X-Compactor!" Kef-Pac covered and the ref counted 1..2..3. Kef-Pac wins. Kef-Pac is the Intercontinental Champion and will face Macho Moose at the Pay-Per-View. That was the Beatdown of the Week sponsered by Angelfire where you can make cool websites.
ReyMooseJr vs. Candyman
ReyMooseJr came out first. Ken said,"The crowd really loves this highflier." Candyman came out next. He got into the ring with a mic and said,"I shall take the belt for it is my destiny." ReyMooseJr dropkicked him, grabbed the mic, and said,"I shall win this belt because it's Moose Pack 4-Life." Candyman got up and gave him a clothesline from Hell. He picked ReyMooseJr up and ddt'ed him. He covered. The ref counted 1..2 and ReyMooseJr kicked out. Candyman picked him up and lifted him up for a powerbomb. ReyMooseJr pushed off him, his feet bounced off the toprope, and did a jumping ddt on Candyman. He covered. The ref counted 1..2. and Candyman kicked out. Hybrid walked to the ring. Steven said,"What's he doing here?" Hybrid got into the ring and clotheslined ReyMooseJr from behind. The ref called for the bell. ReyMooseJr won. Hybrid grabbed the mic and said,"The TV Belt is not important. Candyman and Kid Kaos will take the Tag Titles and I will take the World Title." Steven said,"Well, ReyMooseJr advances to the final round."
Triple X vs. ReyMooseJr
Ken said,"This is the final round. Triple X verses ReyMooseJr. This will be a great match." Triple X came out first throwing porn into the crowd. Steven said,"The crowd loves Triple X but they also love ReyMooseJr and here he comes." ReyMooseJr ran into the ring. The bell sounded and the match got underway. Triple X stomped on ReyMooseJr and threw him out of the ring. Triple X grabbed the mic and said,"HELLLO LADIES!" Ken laughed and said,"He's mocking Kevin Michaels from the Moose Pack again. Earlier, he tried to do his Sweet & Sour Chin Music to the Big Moose." Triple X continued,"You see..The Big Xbowski is a lot like the TV Belt. Everyone wants both on them and both are big a shiny." ReyMooseJr climbed the turnbuckle behind him and dropkicked Triple X. Triple X and ReyMooseJr got up at the same time and there was a staredown. ReyMooseJr bounced off the ropes and Triple X caught him in a fallaway slam. Triple X rolled over and covered. The ref counted 1. and ReyMooseJr kicked out. Ken said,"That was a quick kickout by the King of Moose." Steven said,"Huh?" Ken said,"Rey is king in spanish. You gotta know these things when your an announcer." Triple X put Rey in a headlock. Rey got up while in the headlock, ran up the turnbuckle, and flipped behind Triple X. He grabbed Triple X from behind but Triple X ran at the ropes and ReyMooseJr was knocked off. He rolled with it and when Triple X turned around, ReyMooseJr clotheslined him over the toprope. Triple X slowly got up. ReyMooseJr bounced off the ropes and jumped over the other ropes to do a flying crossbody block on Triple X. ReyMoose whipped him into the steel steps but Triple X reversed it. Triple X threw ReyMooseJr back into the ring. Triple X slid in. He picked ReyMooseJr up, turn around, locked his arms and ReyMooseJr's arms, and did the Ass Slam. Ken said,"What a move! That's it." Triple X covered and the ref counted 1..2.. and ReyMooseJr kicked out. Steven said,"Wow! I didn't think he had it in him." Triple X picked ReyMooseJr up and set him up for the SexDegree. ReyMooseJr pulled his arms free and tripped him. Triple X got right back up and went for a clothesline. ReyMooseJr ducked, grabbed Triple X's head, and did the Pimp Driver. He covered. The ref counted 1..2.. and Triple X kicked out. Ken said,"I don't believe it!" ReyMooseJr got up first and stuck his hand up in the air. Ken said,"This has got to be it, ReyMooseJr's new move!" Steven said,"I didn't hear about that." Ken said,"When you're cool like me, you know things." Triple X slowly got up. Steven asked,"What is the move called?" ReyMooseJr ran at him, climbed over his body in a spinning motion, grabbed his head, and ddt'ed him on the mat. Ken stood up and said,"OH DADDY! That's the 596!" ReyMooseJr covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. ReyMooseJr wins and is the Television Champion. Ken said,"ReyMooseJr spins around a wrestler 360 degrees and then brings their head down 236 degrees. That's the 596!" ReyMooseJr stands on the turnbuckle with the TV Belt in his hand. He jumped down and Triple X was standing in front of him. Triple X extended his hand and ReyMooseJr shook it. Steven said,"There is respect between these two men. They are both fine wrestlers." Ken said,"Yeah whatever. Next week, we get back to the regular UWM Saturday Night and the pay-per-view,"Sinful Business" and you know what that means. SHOW ME THE PUPPIES!"