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Triple X in the Ring
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night,"said Steven. Ken said,"I hope Jones comes back." Steven said,"Until then, PD Derek is still in charge." Triple X's music hit and he walked out. He got into the ring and got a mic. Before he could say anything, PD Derek's music hit. He came out wearing a suit and tie. He got into the ring with Triple X and got a mic of his own. PD Derek said,"Triple X, last weeks UWM Saturday Night was one of the best. You...were...POWERLESS! You didn't have Jones helping you. You didn't have the Foundation helping you. You were alone. YOU WERE BEATEN!" Triple X said,"First off, that match should have never happened! Justin Edible isn't at my level and he never will be!" Derek said,"Timothy Jones always held back his wrestlers but I'm not Timothy Jones. At the next pay-per-view, there will be a tournament for all the lower held back wrestlers to prove they can make it in the World Championship division. Now, I was thinking of names for this tournament. Tournament of Titans? Grappler Games? No, no. None of those are good so I'm simply calling it "A Chance to Kick Triple X's Ass". Triple X said,"That's got to be the stupidest name of a pay-per-view I've ever heard." PD Derek said,"That's not the pay-per-view's name. It's the tournament's and it's not so stupid since the winner of that tournament will get to kick your ass at the pay-per-view after this one. Do you remember what pay-per-view that is?" Triple X said,"It doesn't matter because I can beat anyone. Anytime. Anywhere." PD Derek said,"We'll see when you stand inside that giant cage at Hardcore Heaven...no..no..This would be more like Hardcore Hell for you Triple X." Triple X stood eye-to-eye with Derek and said,"You are stupider than you look. Did you forget I'm not the World Champion? Why would the winner of that tournament want to face me?" Derek said,"If you'd stop talking once and awhile, I would have explained that awhile ago. Tonight, you, Triple X will get a title shot." The crowd boo'ed and Steven said,"What the Hell is Derek doing!?" Derek continued,"I wouldn't lie. I know you're a good wrestler and have a strong chance at winning that belt back. Good luck." Derek extended his hand. Triple X looked at him for awhile and shook his hand. Triple X pulled Derek forward and clotheslined him. He said,"I don't know what you're trying to pull but you're right about one thing. I will become UWM Champion!"
Brain vs. Lukas Bane
Lukas Bane came out and slid into the ring. Brains music hit and the crowd
erupted. Brain came out and stood out on the entrance ramp with a mic,
"Lukas Bane, if that is your real name. The Brain understands that the
Rogues have split up, and Jesse has gone onto became "Kamikaze" Jesse Bane,
this pretty much leaves you without a name. SO the Brain has taken it upon
him self to give you a name, "WaffleKazi Lukas Bane." Lukas grabbed a mic
from ringside, "Brain, I know your all talk, and you can't get it done in
the ring, so bring your asss down here so i can kick it. Brain took
acception to this and ran down to the ring only to be stomped. Brain got up
and tried a right hand but Lukas ducked and hit a neckbreacker.
Ken finally stopped laughing and said "Wafflekazi Lukas Bane is kicking
ass." Steven shook his head and watched on as Lukas connected with a leg
drop and covered 1,2, kickout. Brain was getting up and Lukas dropkicked him
in the stomach, Brain fell to one knee, and Lukas spring board off the
second rope, then the top rope, did a 180 in mid air and got Brain with a
scissor kick. "OOOHHHHH DDDAAADDDYYY" "WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOVE!!" Lukas
easily pinned Brain 1,2,3. "With a sensational move Lukas goes on into the
tournament. That move can easily beat anybody." said Steven.
Slut TV
The Big TV turned on and Womankind was standing outside a building by a pool with a bunch of beautiful women. She said,"I'm here at the Playboy Mansion. Look over there." The camera moved towards where Womankind pointed. She said,"That's right. It's DDT. UWM's Women's Champion is trying to get into the pages of Playboy." The crowd roared. Ken screamed,"OHHHH DADDY! Give me the first copy!" Womankind yelled,"That slut is giving us women a bad name. Soon, I'll take that title from her and I'll restore the title to what it once was."
Chris Jackson vs. El Grapadoro
Steven said,"We've just gotten word that a fight has broken out backstage between Chris Jackson and an unknown person. Get a camera back there." By the time the cameras got back there, Chris was beaten and knocked out. No one was around. Ken said,"What the Hell is going on?" El Grapadoro came out dressed liked Chris Jackson but was confused. Steven said,"I don't know if Chris will be able to fight, tonight." El Grapadoro got into the ring and a man in a suit attacked him from behind. Steven said,"Who is that!? Is that the guy who attacked Chris?" The man began beating El Grapadoro with a chair until officials broke them up. The man got out of the ring and left through the crowd. Ken asked,"Okay...what just happened?"
Showtime Backstage
"Hey Derek I'm sick and tired of tagging with Charisma let me be in your singles
tournament! I really think I can win that title and kick everyone's ass in the
process,"said Showtime who was backstage in Derek's office. "Okay,"said Derek,"I think I can make that happen but wait, I think I can do
you one better than that how about a title shot tonight?" Showtime said,"Thanks, man. Maybe, you aren't as bad as I thought you were."
Showtime vs. ?????
Showtime walked down the entrance ramp to his music. Suddenly DDT's music hits. "Ohh daddy,"yelled
Ken. Ken laughed
and said,"It's Women's Title match!"Steven said,"He's really going to
be mad at Derek now. I wonder what he's going to do?" Showtime realized he was made tricked and stormed out of the ring angrily without even touching DDT. DDT
retained the women's championship without a scratch.
Justin Edible Interview
James was standing backstage with Justin Edible. James said,"Justin, I understand that you want to be in PD Derek's tournament." Justin said,"Yeah, that's right but I don't know who I have to face to qualify." James said,"If you win the tournament, do you think you'll win Triple X's respect?" Justin said,"I don't want or need anyone's respect. I just want to kick his ass." James said,"I guess that was a good name for the tournament."
Adam Blackman vs. ShiKariudo
Steven said,"This is the second tournament qualifying match. Lukas Bane won the first won against The Brain. Now, it's Adam Blackman verses ShiKariudo." Adam Blackman came out first with his Kendo Stick. Ken said,"This isn't a hardcore match but I have a feeling it's going to be." ShiKariudo came out next with his wooden mask on. Steven said,"I think you're right, Ken. They both got into the ring with their weapons but the ref said he wouldn't start the match until they got rid of them. They threw their weapons to the outside and went at it. The ref rang the bell as Adam Blackman hit Shi with a Spinkick. Adam picked Shi up and Shi hit a Japanese Armdrag. Shi got up and did it again and again. Adam held his arm while ShiKariudo stomped on it. The ref got him off Adam and Adam got up. He clotheslined both the ref and Shi. Adam Blackman slid to the outside and got his Kendo Stick. He got back in just as ShiKariudo was getting up. Adam cracked it over his head and Ken said,"I think the whole arena heard that one." Adam got to the outside and step up a table. He got back into the ring and brought Shi to the toprope. Adam put him through the table with a dvd. Ken screamed,"OHHHH DADDY!" Adam rolled Shi into the ring and got in himself. He got the ref up and pinned Shi. The ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"Adam Blackman wins and advances in the tournament."
Showtime Backstage
"What's that all about Derek you gave me a shot at the women's title? You think
that's funny," said Showtime. "Well,"said Derek,"I did give you a title shot and I
didn't say it would be the World championship." Showtime threw a punch at Derek
and the two started fighting. Charisma came in and broke it up. Showtime left and Derek said,"You've
always had a rage problem, Showtime ever since you were a teen. You need help."
Charisma vs. Prodigy
Prodigy came out first. Steven said,"This is going to be a great match. It's going to be that man, Prodigy verses Charisma. Charisma came out next and was jumped from behind by Showtime. Showtime slammed Charisma's head into the metal ramp over and over. Showtime step Charisma up for his piledriver and did it off the entrance area through a table below. Ken screamed,"OHHHH DADDY!" Steven said,"This isn't right. Get some Officials out here!" Showtime continued to beat on the now busted open Charisma. Showtime dragged Charisma to the ring and rolled him in. The ref checked on Charisma. Prodigy told the ref to ring the bell. The ref said Charisma could not fight. Prodigy picked the ref up and gave him the Vertical Suplex Powerbomb to the outside. Steven said,"I guess there isn't going to be a match. Showtime really does have a rage problem. He shouldn't be out here in his condition. Maybe, PD Derek can help him." Ken said,"As long as Showtime leaves the women alone, he's fine with me."
Big Moose Backstage
A camera outside the arena showed Big Moose walking through the parking lot. Steven said,"There's the man who stabbed his friend in the back who got him into UWM. I hate this guy." Out of nowhere, a black sped forward and hit Big Moose. Ken said,"I swear..if my car gets damaged again..." ReyMooseJr got out of the car with a metal baseball bat and started hitting Big Moose in the legs. After awhile, Officials stopped him, Rey got in his car, and left."
DaShi NoKia vs. Al Fro
This match is for Derek's tournament qualification. Al Fro walked down the ring
as the crowd chanted,"Omsok Omsok". Dashi Nokia walked down the ramp to his music. The bell rang
and the match began. Al Fro began to punch Dashi repeatedly until Dashi flung
him into the ropes and clotheslined him. Dashi Manhattan drops him and goes for the pin 1.. Al kicked
out. Al got up and Dashi does
his armbuster submission. Al Fro tapped out and the referee ran the bell. Steven said,"Dashi wins and goes on to the tournament. That was about the fastest match I've ever seen. Dashi is going to be tough to beat in this tournament.
Showtime Interview
James was shown backstage with Showtime. Showtime grabbed James's mic and pushed him away. He said,"Derek, DJ, I never liked you guys. Derek, you never gave a damn about me and DJ, you're so full of yourself. I'm not the bad guy here. You two are. I'm going to get into that tournament so I can prove myself even though I think I beat my point into Derek. I promise I'll win and I'll rub it in their faces when I have the World Championship Belt around my waist."
Triple X vs. ?????
Backstage, Triple X was talking to The Foundation. He said,"Derek pulled that crap when he said Showtime got a title shot. He got a Women's Title Shot. He better not pull that crap with me." Adam Blackman said,"We can't trust him. He won't allow us even to come out to help you." Derek said," Shit, it's time for my match." Triple X left the locker room and walked to the entrance area. His music hit and he walked down to the ring. He got in and D-Kef's music hit. Steven said,"What!? He gets a World Title Shot?" Ken said,"PD Derek isn't so bad anymore." Kevin Michaels and RoadFoxx came out with their Tag Team Championship Belts on. Ken screamed,"NOOO!!" Steven said,"Triple X gets Tag Team Title shot! This is one title shot he deserves." HBK and Foxx slid into the ring. Triple X tried to stomp on both of them but they overpowered him. They gave him a double suplex, Kevin bounced off the ropes, and gave Triple X a hard kick in the spine. Foxx got out of the ring and HBK punched away at Triple X. Triple X poked him in the eyes and clotheslined him. Triple X spread Kevin's legs and gave him a kneedrop to the crotch. The ref yelled at him and Triple X yelled back. Kevin rolled over and tagged Foxx. RoadFoxx got into the ring and German Suplexed Triple X. Foxx held for a pin and the ref counted 1..2 and Triple X kicked out. Triple X and RoadFoxx got up at the same time. They grappled and Triple X got Foxx in a headlock. Foxx pushed him to the ropes, Triple X bounced off the ropes, and hit Foxx with a high knee. Triple X step Foxx up for the SexDegree but HBK climbed the turnbuckle and hit Triple X with a toprope Sweet & Sour Chin Music Superkick. The ref got Kevin back to the outside as RoadFoxx pinned Triple X. Steven yelled,"Turn around ref!" The referee finally turned around and counted 1..2. and Triple X kicked out. Foxx picked him up and Triple X lowblowed him behind the ref's back. Triple X bounced off the ropes and went for another high knee but Foxx ducked and Triple X hit the ref. Kevin got into the ring and Triple X kicked him in the gut. Triple X gave him a double arm ddt and slid to the outside. Triple X grabbed a chair and got into the ring. Steven yelled,"Look! It's Kef-Pac. Kef-Pac got into the ring and Spinkicked the chair into Triple X's face. Kef-Pac yelled at Triple X to get up. Triple X got up, Kef-Pac grabbed his head, jumped up for the Kef-Factor, and Triple X countered him by bringing Kef-Pac's face to his knee. Kef-Pac stumbled around and Triple X nailed him with the chair. RoadFoxx and Kevin Michaels were slowly getting up. Triple X hit both of them with the chair. Triple X put Kef-Pac, Kevin Michaels, and RoadFoxx in one big pile and put his foot on top of them. Steven said,"He's going to pin all of D-Kef!?" Ken said,"Everyone except Tygress, I guess." The ref crawled over to them and counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"I don't believe it! Triple X is the Tag Team Champion!" Ken laughed and said,"He has both the belts." Triple X got the two belts, climbed the turnbuckle, and held them both high in the air.
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