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D-Kef in the Ring
Steven yelled,"WELCOME TO UWM SATURDAY NIGHT! Blood Bath Brawl was huge. Kef-Pac defeated Triple X and Prodgiy in the main event for the World Championship." Ken said,"That was an unfair win. Prodigy was the first to be out of the match but he came back but he interfered after that causing Triple X to lose." D-Kef's music hit and Kef-Pac, RoadFoxx, Kevin Michaels, and Tygress walked out. Kef-Pac had the World Championship Title and HBK and RoadFoxx had the Tag Team Championship Titles. They came down to the ring and got in. Kef-Pac got a mic and said,"Finally after all this time, I am the World Champion. Triple X and some people say it was an unfair win but it wasn't. Triple X was the one taunting Prodigy as the officials held him back. He should have been paying attention to the match. Well, that doesn't matter anymore. I'm not losing this title to Triple X EVER!" Triple X's music hit and he walked out. He had a mic and said,"Kef-Pac, you know you never won that fairly. Everyone knows it. I demand a rematch. You and me, tonight!" PD Derek's music hit and he came out. Steven said,"At Blood Bath Brawl, Derek took Mr. Jones away in a limo. We don't know if Jones is even here." Derek stared at Triple X and took his mic. He said,"Triple X, you will not get your title shot. Do you know why? It's because I'M IN CHARGE NOW!" Ken screamed,"WHAT!?" PD Derek said,"Mr. Jones took a little trip. These papers signed by Timothy Jones give me control over UWM. I OWN YOU, TRIPLE X! Things are going to be fair from now on. Triple X, you will not face Kef-Pac. I have an opponent for you. Now, he's not just sick. He's not just revolting. Tonight, you'll be facing JUSTIN EDIBLE!" Triple X yelled at PD Derek. Derek continued,"Also, Jesse Bane will get revenge by taking on Lukas Bane. ReyMooseJr and Big Moose didn't deserve that Tag Team Title shot. Sin and Pane did and that's why they will be getting a shot at it tonight. There is also a new wrestler that has been kept in UWM's dark matches. That man is known as Chris Jackson and he'll face The Brain tonight." Steven said,"Derek is doing a much better job than Mr. Jones." Ken said,"Shut up. Jones was perfect for UWM. Derek is going to run it into the ground." Derek tossed Triple X the mic and walked off. Triple X said,"PD Derek, when Jones gets here, you're going to have hell to pay." Kef-Pac said,"Good luck in your match, Triple X. You're going to need it."
Chris Jackson vs. The Brain
Chris Jackson came out to the ring first. Steven said,"This is Chris Jackson's first real UWM match. Can he defeat The Brain?" "Do you smell what The Brain is thinkin" hit and The Brain came out. Ken said,"The Brain and Jerkicho are in a huge feud over the TV Title. The Brain had it for one week and then, lost it to Jerkicho." The Brain got into the ring and got a mic. He said,"Chris Jackson, what kind of wrestling name is that? Chris, do you like waffles?" Chris nodded and The Brain said,"Okay, from now on, you are to be known as Waffles Jackson. Now, there's a name to put fear in your opponent." The bell rang and Chris clotheslined The Brain down. Chris picked The Brain up and suplexed him. Steven said,"The Brain is all talk." Ken said,"Waffles Jackson is doing pretty well for his first match." The Brain got up and gave Chris a spinebuster. Chris rolled out of the ring and The Brain followed. Chris grabbed The Brain and whipped him into the steel steps. The referee yelled at them to bring it into the ring. Chris Jackson took The Brain and rolled him into the ring. The Brain got up as Chris was getting into the ring. The Brain piledrove Chris to the mat and pinned. The referee counted 1..2 and Chris kicked out. The Brain stomped on Chris and signalled for The Brain's Elbow. The Brain bounced off the ropes, Chris got up, and when The Brain came at him, Chris monkey flipped him. Chris picked The Brain up, Brought him up for a suplex, and brought him down for a huge front suplex. Chris Jackson went to the top rope and did a leg drop to the back of The Brain's head. Chris covered and the ref counted 1..2..3. Ken yelled,"Waffles Jackson is the winner!" Steven said,"In his first match, he defeated The Brain." Chris got a mic and said,"You can keep your name cause I'm the Whole Damn Package and THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE!" Chris left the ring while The Brain was still trying to get up.
Slut TV
The big TV powered on and Womankind came on. "Welcome to Slut TV! I am having
just a wonderful time here. After rubbing Rini's face on my shoe, I feel
somehow elevated. It's not everyday that you have ROYALTY kissing your feet
after all! Ha! Lets go see how our royal pain in the ass is doing today, shall
we?" she said. The camera panned to the locker room. Rini was inside staring
at her reflection in a mirror and ranting. "AARRRGH! How could I have lost
that match! I am ROYALTY! I AM PERFECT! There is no way I could have lost
that match! It must have been fixed! That's it, it was fixed! AARRGH! And
Womankind rubbing my face in her boot! I had to wash for 20 minutes just to get
the smell off of me! EEEEWWWWW! I cannot even begin to imagine the foul gunk
she has on her feet! What a dirty peasant she is." she yelled. The camera
panned back to show Womankind with a look of hatred and evil on her face. "We
shall see what kind of peasant I am! I can be royalty too, ya know!" she said
with a growl. She turned to the camera and grabbed the cameraman's face. "Turn
that off NOW!" she said quietly. The big TV powered down.
Sin/Pane vs. Kevin Michaels/RoadFoxx
Steven said,"PD Derek set this match up and it's about time Sin and Pane got a title shot." Sin and Pane came out and got into the ring. RoadFoxx and Kevin Michaels with Tygress came out next and RoadFoxx had a mic. He said,"You two in the ring may be big and mean but you can't compare to the black and green and if you're not down with that, I've got two words for ya!" The crowd yelled,"Kram it." They got into the ring and the bell rang. Pane and RoadFoxx fought to the outside and left Sin and HBK in the ring. Sin whipped Kevin to the ropes but he jumped, bounced off the ropes, and did a sidekick to Sin. Sin got back up and Kevin kicked at his knee. Kevin tripped him and dragged him by that knee to the corner. He tagged in RoadFoxx. HBK held Sin and RoadFoxx did his RoadKill Kneedrop on Sin's knee. Steven said,"Sin needs to make a tag." Ken said,"Yeah or Pane will leave him like Lukas left Jesse." Foxx picked Sin up but then, Sin picked RoadFoxx up on his shoulders and hit a dvd in the middle of the ring. Sin and Foxx crawled to their corners. Sin tagged in Pane. Just as Foxx was about to tag in HBK, Pane pulled him away and set him up for a chokeslam. Ken said,"Look! It's The Moose Pack!" Macho Moose, Big Moose, ReyMooseJr, and Ravishing Royal Rini came out and got into the ring. They attacked both teams and the referee called for the bell. Steven said,"No one is the winner in this match and it's a damn shame. This was Sin and Pane's chance to get that title." Sin and Pane were thrown out of the ring and Macho Moose brought in Tygress. Next, Kevin and RoadFoxx were beaten and thrown out. Big Moose held Tygress and Macho got a mic. He said,"Rey, this bitch cost Moose Pack the tag titles. You went out and tried to help her. I think you've gone soft. Prove you're still tough. HIT THE STUPID BITCH!" Tygress struggled but couldn't get out of Big Moose's grip. Rey stood in front of Tygress and looked at her. He motioned for the mic. He said,"I can't do it. It's not right." Macho took the mic back and said,"Well, if you can't do it. You can't do it." Macho put his hand out and Rey shook it. Macho pulled him forward and clotheslined him. Steven yelled,"WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE HELL!" Macho stomped on Rey while Rini screamed and tried to stop Macho. Macho pushed her aside and hit Tygress with a huge right hand. Big Moose tossed her out of the ring on top of Kevin and Foxx. Macho Moose and Big Moose both started stomping on Rey. Macho held Rini back and Big Moose set Rey up for the Moose Drop. Big Moose picked him up in powerbomb position and slammed his back across his knee. Steven yelled,"Dear God! Stop this!" Rey held his back in pain. Big Moose held Rini and Macho Moose climbed the turnbuckle. Ken said,"This isn't right. They're making Rini watch too." Macho jumped off the turnbuckle and elbow dropped Rey in the chest. Big Moose let go of Rini. Rini ran over to Rey, hugged him, and cried. Big Moose spit on Rey and Macho and him left. Officials came down with a stretcher. Steven said,"It's about damn time! What do we pay them for!" They put Rey on the stretcher and they took him to the back with Rini still crying.
Jesse Bane Backstage
Backstage Jesse Bane was shown nervously pacing as PD Derek walked out of
his office. "You gotta reschedule this match with my
brother please, you gotta". Derek looked at Jesse and said "OK, I'll
think about, but you'll owe me a favour". "Yeah anything, Just re-schedule
the match." "I'm not like Jones. I give my wrestlers what they want. You got it." said Derek as Jesse walked away.
ShiKariudo vs. Hardcore Howie
"LETS GO BACKSTAGE WHERE THE HARDCORE MATCH HAS ALREADY BEGUN" screamed
Steven. The Big TV showed Howie break a broomstick over ShiKariudos head.
Shi was getting up and Howie slammed him into the wall and into a door.
Howie grabbed a big plastic gatorade container and hit ShiKariudo with it in
the face. "Here, it'll quench your thirst" said Howie as Howie hit Shi again
with the gatorade container. Ken was laughing like crazy. "I never knew
Howie had a sense of humour" said Steven. Howie was about to whip Shi into a
stack of crates but Shi reversed it and Howie went flying into the crates
knocking boxes everywhere. Shi grabbed a pipe and started to hit Howie with
it over and over. Shi picked Howie up and whipped him into a steel ramp
door. Howie was getting up and Shi kicked him hard in the ribs and hit him
with the pipe in the ribs. Shi walked away and returned with a piece of ring
gaurd rail. Howie seen him coming and kicked him in the stomach and slammed
him into the ramp door. Howie dragged Shi outside through a near by door and
slammed him down on the concreate. "OUCH!! Theres no give in that cement"
said Steven. "Well duh" said Ken, "its cement." Howie stomped on Shi and
walked by to a dumpster and rolled it over to where Shi was. Howie grabbed
ShiKariudo and threw him into the arena's brick wall. Howie pulled some rope
out of his boots and tied Shi to two supportbeams against the wall. Shi
couldn't move as he was against the wall. Howie walked over to the dumpster
slowly and smiled. "Whats he doing... NO DON'T DO IT HOWIE!!" screamed
Steven. "DO IT" screamed Ken. Howie pushed the dumpster and picked up speed
and pushed the dumpster squishing SHiKariudo into the wall. "OOOHHHHHH
DDDDAAADDDDYYYY!!!!" SHi was bleeding heavily from the mouth as Howie
started laughing and said "This guy thinks he's hardcore? Fucking Jap, no
one is as hardcore as me." Howie untied the rope and Shi fell limp to the
ground. Howie placed his boot on Shi's face and the ref counted 1,2,3.
"Somebody get ShiKariudo some help quick" said Steven. Howie rolled the
dumpster back and picked Shi up. "Hasn't he done enough" yelled Steven.
Howie grabbed Shi and threw him into the dumpster. Howie closed the lid and
left muttering "thinks hes hardcore, what a joke." An arena employee came
out the door with 2 garbage bags and dumped them in the dumpster without
looking in. Ken started laughing as Steven seemed to smile. Then a Garbage
Truck came and hooked the dumpster up and emptied the dumpster into the
back. "OH MY GOD ShiKariudo is in the garbage truck!!" Ken was lying on the
ground laughing as the crowd was laughing to. "Only in UWM" said Steven
shaking his head.
Interview with ReyMooseJr
Steven said,"What the Hell!? I've just received word that James is backstage with ReyMooseJr and Rini." Ken said,"Didn't he go to the hospital!?" Rey was hunched over holding his back with his ribs taped up. James said,"I know you're in a lot of a pain. Is there anything you wanna say to Moose Pack?" Rini told Rey,"Don't do this, please. You can't win against them." Rey said,"I gave my heart and soul to the Moose Pack and this is how they fuckin' repay me. Macho and Big Moose you assholes can go fuck yourselves! You better watch your fuckin' back cause I'm not going down that easily!" Rini cried and said,"Let's just go Rey. I don't wanna see you get hurt." Rey said,"I'm not gonna get hurt but they will. I'll take Macho and Big Moose down because I'm the Lone Moose now and I'M ON THE HUNT!"
DDT vs. Womankind
"Here we go again! Since DDT was not at the PPV she is going to get her chance
tonight in an evening gown match against Womankind! Womankind rocked the crowd
last week during the PPV when she made Tygress and Rini kiss her foot after the
match. Womankind must be riding high right now, coming off of that win. DDT
lost her last match, and it seemed like she just wasn't in it. Can she be ready
for tonight?" asked Steven. Ken piped in "I don't care. All I want to know is
what she is wearing under that dress!" DDT came down the ramp in a blue gown
with large straps on the shoulders. She carefully climbed into the ring and
waited. Womankind came out with a simple black dress on, but it too had the
larger size straps on the shoulders. "Looks like both women learned from the
last evening gown match." said Ken. Womankind got in the ring and the bell
sounded. They circled each other until Womankind darted forward. DDT reacted
with a quick chop to the chest, then backed off as Womankind countered with a
forearm aimed at her head. Womankind missed that swing and DDT darted in to
connect with a knee to the side. Womankind doubled and grabbed her side and DDT
whipped her into the corner. DDT ran and splashed Womankind. Then she grabbed
her and flipped her onto her back. Womankind started to get up but DDT dropped
an elbow on her head. "Wow, DDT has really picked up her style since the last
match. What's this? I have just been handed a note saying that this match is
hardcore rules! Why is that, I wonder?" said Steven. Meanwhile, DDT was
stomping away at Womankind. She picked Womankind up and suplexed her down.
Then she picked her back up and piledrived her into the mat. Womankind rolled
onto her side and grabbed her neck in pain. DDT climbed out of the ring and
down to the floor. She grabbed a trashcan and tossed it into the ring.
Womankind started towards it, and DDT jumped from the top rope to land a leg
drop on Womankind's back. DDT rolled off and grabbed the trashcan. She started
to smash the can over Womankind's body. DDT stopped, looked at the ref and set
the can on the mat. She picked up Womankind and gave her a DDT. Then she
picked her up again and started to stuff her in the trashcan. Womankind tried
to fight back, but DDT slammed the can lid on her head and shoved her down into
the trashcan. DDT reached into the can and struggled with something, then
pulled out Womankind's dress. The bell rang and DDT was declared the winner.
DDT then reached back into the can and struggled with something else. She
straightened up and put the lid on the can. Then she tied something to the can
lid, and walked away. The ref came over to the can and lifted the item that was
tied on. It was a bra. Ken just started to laugh.
Moose Pack Backstage
A camera was backstage in the Moose Pack locker room. Macho Moose said,"Now, that there's no Rey, I don't have to take part in that match." Macho laughed and said,"This is great. Plus, we don't have to listen to Rini's whining all the time. Big Moose laughed and the door to their locker room opened. PD Derek walked in and said,"You two better get ready. Macho, you're gonna fill in for Rey now." Macho said,"You can't do that!" Derek said,"I can and I will. If you don't, you're fired."
Charisma/Showtime vs. Macho Moose/Big Moose
Macho Moose and Big Moose came out. Steven said,"I can't believe they kicked Rey and Rini out of the Moose Pack. Now, they have to face Charisma and Showtime." "IT'S SHOWTIME" was heard around the arena and the instrumental from "Somebody Someone" hit. Showtime came out and then, Charisma's music hit and he came out. Both men ran to the ring and slid in. The bell sounded and they went at it. Big Moose suplexed Showtime and Macho Moose bodyslammed Charisma. Big Moose tossed Showtime over the top rope and got out onto the apron. Macho kicked Charisma in the gut over and over. Macho picked Charisma up, whipped him to the ropes, and clotheslined him. Macho put a headlock on Charisma. Charisma struggled but slowly calmed down. The ref raised his arm 1..2.. and Charisma held his arm up. Charisma moved up, elbowed Macho off of him, and did a double arm ddt. Charisma picked up Macho Moose, bounced off the ropes, and did a huge swinging neckbreaker. Charisma climbed the top rope and pointed down at Charisma. Big Moose walked over to Charisma on the apron, grabbed him by his throat, and threw him off the turnbuckle onto the guardrail. Showtime got into the ring and dropkicked Big Moose of the apron. Macho Moose got and lowblowed Showtime. Macho whipped him into the corner but Showtime reversed it and Macho hit the turnbuckle hard. Showtime ran at Macho for a corner splash but Macho pulled the referee in front of him. Steven said,"The ref is down." Big Moose got into the ring and Macho and him beat on Showtime. Ken yelled,"Look! It's ReyRey!" ReyMooseJr slid into the ring with a chair and hit Macho with it. Big Moose turned around and took a chairshot. Big Moose stumbled around, Rey threw the chair down, got on the turnbuckle, jumped off, and ddt'ed Big Moose on the chair. Macho slowly got up and Rey dropkicked him over the top rope. Rey got out of the ring and Charisma got into the ring. Big Moose got up and Charisma hit the Charisma Cutter and pinned. The ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"Charisma and Showtime win with a little help from ReyMooseJr."
Foundation Backstage
The big TV powered on and Triple X was in his dressing room with
Law, Order and Adam Blackman. "Listen guys, I don't really need the help, but
with all that has happened around here I think it would be a good idea if you
watched my back. Who knows what's gonna happen around here now. Just watch my back and make sure that no
one, and I MEAN NO ONE interferes with my matches, got it!? Justin is going
down tonight, but I don't want Howie, Sin or Pane anywhere near me. I can take
on anyone, but all four of them could give me a bit of a problem. I know I
could handle it, but I shouldn't have to. I am gonna cream Justin, and they
know it. They gotta be planning something! So you guys watch my back, while I
go destroy Justin's career. GOT IT?!" he yelled. Adam, Law and Order all
nodded and murmured yes. Triple X turned and left the room. The big TV powered
down.
Adam Blackman vs. Jesse Bane
"Here comes Jesse Ba.." Steven was cut off by Ken, "KAMIKAZE!! Jesse Bane
Steven, get it right." "Sorry, sorry" said Steven. Adam Blackman exploded
out of the back before his music could even start with his kendo stick and
slid into the ring but before he could swing the stick, Jesse kicked him in
the gut and threw him into the corner where he put the boots to Adam. "Wait
a minute, I thought it was supposed to be Lukas vs Jess..", "KAMIKAZE JESSE
BANE!! GET IT RIGHT!!" Jesse whipped Adam across the ring and Adam bounced
off the turnbuckle into a dropkick. Jesse picked Adam up and hit a
side-suplex. Adam rolled out of the ring trying to regroup but Jesse bounced
off the ropes and dove over the top rope and caught Adam with a splash.
"KAMIKAZE JESSE BANE with an awesome move" said Steven. "Thats better" said
Ken. Jesse rolled Adam in the ring and Adam was playing possum and when
Jesse slid in Adam put the boots to him and stomped on Jesse. Jesse tried
crawling away but Adam grabbed him and slammed him into the corner. Adam
picked Jesse up and whiped him into the corner but Jesse jumped and sprung
back with a corkscrew senton that knocked Adam down. "OOHHHH DDDAAADDDDYYY!
What agility" said Ken. "I couldn't do that if my life depended on it" said
Steven. Lukas Bane ran from the back and picked up Adams kendo stick which
he dropped. Jesse bounced off the ropes, but as he did Lukas swung the
kendo stick and hit Jesse in the back of the head and Jesse stumbled forward
right into Adam who small packaged him 1,2,3. "Just like that Adam picks up
the win" said Ken.
Triple X Backstage
A camera was backstage in PD Derek's office. Triple X opened the door and came in angerly. He said,"You think you're the one in charge! You think you can control me! When are you going to understand, Triple X is UWM! Justin Edible is NOTHING! He doesn't deserve to get his ass kicked by me." PD Derek said,"As long as I'm in charge, you'll do whatever I say. I have all the power. YOU are nothing." Triple X yelled,"Tell me where Jones is!" Derek said,"You'll find out if he comes back and that's a big IF!"
Justin Edible vs. Triple X
Steven said,"I've been waiting for this match for a long time. It's Justin Edible verses Triple X." Ken said,"Justin doesn't deserve to face him." Justin Edible's music hit and he came out to the crowd's cheers. Triple X came out next and the crowd boo'ed. They both got into the ring and stood face-to-face. Triple X hit Justin first and the bell rang. They exchanged blows but Justin got the best of Triple X and backed him into a corner. Justin kicked Triple X in the ribs over and over. Triple X pushed his way out of the corner and clotheslined Justin. Justin got back up but Triple X hit him in the back of the head with his elbow. Justin tripped Triple X and did a wishbone legsplitter. Triple X rolled around in pain. Justin quickly went over to him and put the Figure Four Leglock on him. Triple X struggled and slowly made his way to the ropes. Steven said,"If Justin can hold it just a little longer..." Triple X grabbed the ropes and the ref told Justin to break the hold. Justin broke it, pulled Triple X away from the ropes, and put the Figure Four on again. Triple X struggled again and moved towards the ropes. Ken yelled,"He's not gonna make it! This is unfair!" Triple X grabbed the ropes. Ken said,"I had faith in him all along." Justin broke the hold and tried to drag Triple X but he was holding onto the ropes. Justin pulled and tossed Triple X's body into the air. Triple X hit the mat hard and Justin went for another Figure Four but Triple X pushed him away. Triple X got up and hit a powerslam after Justin ran at him. Triple X picked him up and Justin hit a neckbreaker. Triple X stumbled around and Justin went for a Sky High but Triple X grabbed his head and brought it down on his knee. Steven said,"Triple X countered the Sky High!" Triple X set Justin up for a SexDegree but Justin tripped him, fell backwards, and Triple X hit his neck on the bottom rope. Ken said,"Justin Edible countered the SexDegree!" Justin Edible picked Triple X and slammed his head against the turnbuckle. Justin brought Triple X up to the top rope and suplexed him off the top rope. Justin pinned and the ref counted 1..2.. and Triple X kicked out. Justin punched away at Triple X and Marshall Law and Order and Adam Blackman came out. Ken said,"It's about time they got out here!" They got halfway down the ramp when Sin, Pane, and Hardcore Howie ran out and attacked them. Steven said,"Justin Edible, Hardcore Howie, Sin, and Pane have seemed to be watching each other's back." The referee got Justin off of Triple X and Triple X got up. He pushed the ref aside and kicked Justin in the gut. Triple X went for the SexDegree but Justin pushed him away and hit the Sky High. Justin rolled on top of him for a quick pin. The ref counted 1..2..3. Ken yelled,"NOOOOO!" Steven said,"Justin Edible did it! He beat Triple X!" Justin celebrated and then, helped Howie, Sin, and Pane. Triple X got out of the ring, grabbed a steel chair, and went after Justin. He hit Justin in the back of the head. Howie ran at Triple X but got a chairshot. Sin and Pane came at him at the same time and Triple X tossed the chair to them. Then, he left through the crowd. Steven said,"If Triple X was still the champion, Justin Edible would be the champion right now." Ken said,"This isn't right! Justin Edible can't expect to be a main eventer now that he won one match. He didn't earn it!" Justin got a mic and said,"Soon, I'll be the World Champion because I'm not Just Sick. I'm not Just Revolting. I'M JUSTIN EDIBLE!"
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