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Triple X in the Ring
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night! This is the eve of Blood Bath Brawl 2000. This pay-per-view is going to be big,"said Steven. Ken said,"Maybe, bigger than Unrestricted! I mean, look at the main event. It's going to be Prodigy, Kef-Pac, and Triple X going at it in a Blood Bath Match for the World Championship!" Triple X's music hit and the World Champion walked out. Ken said,"I predict Triple X will retain his title at Blood Bath Brawl." Steven said,"I wouldn't count Kef-Pac out. Prodigy could win too." Triple X got a mic and climbed into the ring. He said,"Justin Edible, It appears that you have a problem with Jones and the Foundation. Well, now you have a bigger problem. ME! If the Foundation can't take you out, I will. I know that's what you want right. You want a chance at the gold around my waist!" Justin Edible's music hit and he walked out with a mic. He said,"Triple X, I deserve a shot. I deserve that belt." Triple X said,"YOU DESERVE NOTHING!" Justin said,"I think you're scared." Triple X said,"Scared? You run around and attack the Foundation from behind but you've never attacked me. You think I'm scared? I don't think so. In fact, if you let me finish, I was going to say that I'm adding a match to Blood Bath Brawl. If you win, I'll give you a shot at my belt. Your opponent will be....MACHO MOOSE!" Steven said,"Justin Edible verses Macho Moose! What a match!" Triple X said,"But tonight, since you and Howie seem to be getting along, you two will face ReyMooseJr and Big Moose in the main event tonight." Justin Edible said,"You better get ready to defend you title after the pay-per-view because that's not just sick. That's not just disgusting. THAT'S JUSTIN EDIBLE!"
Brain vs. Jerkicho
"Do you smell what the Brain is thinkin'?", "Here comes the Brain" said Ken. "And in a stunning upset last week he defeated Adam Blackman to win the title" said Steven, "and just a week after he has agreed to put the title up against Jerkicho." The Brain had the mic but before he could say anything, The Y2Jerk countdown started. Before the pyro could go off Jerkicho came runing down the ramp and slid into the ring. "These two used to be friends" said Steven. Jerkicho tried a punch but Brain blocked it and countered with a right hand, another right hand, and a clothesline down. Jerkicho poped up and got clotheslined down again. Brain picked Y2Jerk up and samoan dropped him down. Jerkicho tried getting out of the ring but Brain caught him and russian leg sweeped him. "Its been all Brain" said Ken. Brain hit a leg drop and covered 1,2, kickout. Jerkicho stumbled into the corner. Brain came charging at him but Jerkicho moved and brain hit the turnbuckle hard. Jerkicho speared him in the corner a few times, then slammed him down. Brain got up but Jerkicho sent him down again with a spinning heel kick. "Jerkicho is coming back" said Ken. Brain was getting up and Jerkicho chopped him in the chest, and side-suplexed him down. Brain tried to get up but Jerkicho stomped him down. Jerkicho tried to put on the Liontwotimer, but Brain kept fighting it. Brain scrambled over to the ropes and Jerkicho let go. "These two won't give up" said Steven, "they want the gold bad." Brain was up and Jerkicho tried a kick, but Brain caught his foot, spun him around and Brainbottomed him down. Brain was to tired and couldn't make the cover. After a 8 second count, Brain covered Jerkicho 1..2...kickout. "That was too close Ken" said Steven, "2 3/4". "The refs are slow counters" said Ken. Both men were up and Brain started pummeling Jerkicho. Brain connected with a spine buster. Brain covers 1,2,kickout. Jerkicho was getting up and hit a low blow on the Brain. Jerkicho threw Brain into the ropes, Brain tried a drop kick, but Jerkicho ducked it and hooked Brains legs. "Uh Oh" said Ken. Jerkicho tried to turn over the Liontwotimer, and eventually did. The Brain screamed and tried to get to the ropes, but it was no use, finally the Brain tapped out. "Y2Jerk is the new TV champion" said Steven. "It seems like this belt changes hands every week" said Ken.
Interview with Prodigy
James was standing backstage with Prodigy. James said,"Prodigy, what made you decide to go from Misery to this?" Prodigy looked up at him and said,"Misery was just a part in the play that is UWM. Timothy Jones didn't want Prodigy. He didn't need Prodigy. HE WAS AFRAID OF PRODIGY!" James said,"Mr. Jones wouldn't let you into UWM?" Prodigy said,"Not as Prodigy. I was being someone I wasn't. This is me. Misery was UWM's pawn. Prodigy is it's savior."
Rogues vs. ??????
The Rogues came out to the cheering of the crowd. Steven said,"What's going on? The Rogues aren't supposed to be out here." They got into the ring and Jesse got a mic. Ken said,"Did you know that Jesse is now calling himself, The Kamikaze?" Steven said,"No but I can see it written on the side of his pants." Jesse said,"I'm sorry to say this but...The Rogues don't have a match tonight. Now, I know you all want to see The Kamikaze, Jesse Bane and his partner Lukas Bane. That's why I'm challenging any wrestlers in the back to fight us RIGHT NOW!" Ken said,"I wonder who'll answer the challenge." The Rogues music hit. Steven said,"Is the tech guy back there drunk or something?" Ken said,"No! It's El Grapadoro!" El Grapadoro came out dressed like The Rogues and slid into the ring. He got a mic and said,"I am THE KAMIKAZE! I am THE ROGUES! I don't need a partner cause I can take on anybody!" Jesse attacked El Grapadoro from behind and the bell rang. Steven said,"Is this a tag match or single competition?" Ken said,"Looks like Lukas is on the apron so it's a handicap match." Jesse whipped El Grapadoro against the ropes and gave him a dropkick. El Grapadoro got right back up and ddt'ed Jesse. El Grapadoro climbed the top rope. Ken said,"That moron! He does one more and thinks he can do a top rope move." Jesse threw El Grapadoro off the turnbuckle and stomped on him. Steven said,"El Grapadoro has no chance." Jesse Bane picked El Grapadoro and put him in the corner. Jesse pounded away at El Grapadoro and kicked at his ribs. Steven said,"This seems more like a singles match...." Ken said,"What are you talking about? Lukas is doing his part." Steven asked,"And that is?" Ken said,"Emotional support." Steven laughed and shook his head. Jesse climbed over Grapadoro and punched him over and over until the referee pulled him off. Lukas moved across the apron to Jesse and tagged himself in. Jesse yelled at Lukas but Lukas pushed him aside. Lukas picked El Grapadoro up and gave him a backbreaker. Lukas held him there for a submission. El Grapadoro put his leg on the rope and the ref got Lukas to let go. Lukas argued with the referee and El Grapadoro got a lowblow in with him seeing it. El Grapadoro climbed the top rope and signalled for a senton bomb on Lukas. Jesse ran in, jumped on the top rope, bounced off, and hurricanrared El Grapadoro off the turnbuckle. Lukas rolled over on top of El Grapadoro and the ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"Well, we were right about the winners but I never thought El Grapadoro would have lasted this long."
PD Derek Backstage
Shawn & DJ were shown in a weight room when Derek walked up to them. "Now you guys are sure you want to do this" said Derek, "I don't want to see you guys get your asses handed to you again." "Trust us" said DJ, "We will train and we will beat Law & Order." "Yeah, and at Blood Bath Brawl, we will hand Law & Orders asses back to Mr. Jones" said Shawn. Shawn & DJ continued working out as Derek walked away.
ShiKariudo vs. Al Fro
ShiKariudo came out with a mic and stopped at the top of the ramp. "Whats he got to say" said Ken. "Al, I know you can here me in the back, and I have something very shocking to tell you. Did you know that we eat hamsters in Japan? Oh yeah, its true. Quite the delicusy. Watching Howie barbeque Omsok in that microwave, mmmmm, I wanted to eat that hamster right then and there." ShiKariudo starts walking down the ramp. "And you know Al after I kick your ass tonight, I think I'll go eat some hamsters." "This man is sick" said Ken. Steven was gagging uncontrolably. Al Fro charged from the back and slid into the ring and tackled ShiKariudo. Al pounded away on Shi as the ref tried to pull AL off of him. Shi got up and hit a cheap punch on Al as the ref was inadvertidly distracting him. Shi picked Al up and tried to suplex Al, but Al floated over and connected with the Fro Plow. "Holy man" said Steven, "Its over already." Al pinned ShiKariudo 1,2,3. Al rolled out of the ring and grabbed a table. "Uh Oh, Shi shouldn't have said those things about Omsok and hamsters" said Steven. Al stomped Shi a few times and and put him on the table. Al climbed to the top and hit a moonsault onto Shi through the table. "OOOHHH DDDDAAAADDDDDYYY!!!" Al left the ring and the crowd cheered as Al pointed to the ceiling in memory of Omsok.
Ravishing Royal Rini Backstage
The big TV powered up and showed a scene backstage. Rini and Rey were in
the locker room, discussing the upcoming PPV. "You know, I think there
should be some kind of rule about lesser people wrestling with royalty. I
mean come on, I should be shown some true respect at the Pay Per View when I
win." said Rini. "Maybe they should have to bow before you or something?"
said Rey. "I know! The Losers have to kiss the winner's feet! I Love it!
I will have Womankind groveling at my feet!" "Yeah, what a picture. You
know, you are not the only royal here. Why don't you come over here and bow
before my royal staff, eh?" said Rey.
DDT vs. Tygress
"Here we go. DDT has finally returned and tonight she faces Tygress.
Tygress is coming off of the win against Womankind. I wonder what she is
thinking?" said Steven. Tygress's music hit and she came down the ramp and
into the ring. DDT's music hit and she walked down. They both started to
circle as the bell rang. Tygress made the first move and grabbed DDT. She
whipped her into the ropes and clotheslined her down. DDT bounced on the
mat and got right back up. She ran to Tygress and started to punch her in
the side. Tygress backed up but DDT kept punching and driving her towards
the corner. As they neared the corner, Tygress grabbed DDT and whipped her
into the turnbuckle. Tygress splashed DDT in the corner. DDT went down and
Tygress set her up for a pile driver. DDT grabbed Tygress and reversed it
into a suplex. Tygress got up and chopped DDT in the chest, knocking her
to the mat. Tygress climbed onto the top rope and landed a leg drop to
DDT's chest. Tygress rolled and pinned. 1..2..kickout. Tygress got up and
delivered on the piledriver. She covered again and 1..2..3! Tygress won.
"That was a short match." said Steven. "DDT just wasn't in shape for this.
She needs to train more, or something." said Ken.
PD Derek Backstage
The big TV powered up and displayed a shot of Timothy Jones backstage
walking down the corridor. Timothy Jones asks the people that he passes
where PD Derek is. One technitian points to the café. PD is sitting down
drinking a coffee. Jones walks up. "Well, storing up energy I see. Good,
because tonight I have decided to grant you a match. You better be ready,
because this guy is a psycho." Jones starts to laugh as he struts out of
the café.
Dashi Nokia vs. PD Derek
The lights dimmed as the steel Dome descended upon the ring. Timothy Jones
came out and stood at the doorway holding a mic. "Tonight I have graciously
decided to grant PD Derek a match. Tonight in this very dome, PD, you will
face the Psycho of the UWM. Tonight you will face a man who has no fear of
pain, and truly enjoys delivering it to others. DaShi NoKia, come on down!"
Jones left the area and DaShi stalked down the ramp and into the dome. PD
came down and entered the dome. The ref entered and locked the door. The
bell rang and DaShi began to jog around the ring. PD stood in the center of
the ring watching. DaShi began to pick up speed and finally burst into a
full run around the ring. "What the hell is he doing?" said Steven. "Maybe
he forgot to go to the bathroom?" said Ken. PD started towards where DaShi
would be, but DaShi angled across the mat and ran full into the ropes,
twisting so that his back was to the cage. When he bounced back he jumped
and speared PD all the way to the other side of the ring. "Wow! Did you
see the speed on that!" said Steven. DaShi got up and started to stomp on
PD's chest. DaShi grabbed PD and whipped him into the ropes, then connected
with a drop kick to the chest. PD slowly rolled and started to get up when
DaShi kicked him in the ribs. The ref came over and warned DaShi, but DaShi
just shoved him to the side and kicked PD again. PD was rolling on the mat,
trying to get up when DaShi climbed out of the ring and down to the side of
the dome. He started to climb the dome walls. The spotlights showed
baseball bats, kendo sticks, a lead pipe, chains and various other weapons
tied loosely to the top of the dome. Timothy Jones came over the speaker
system. "By the way PD, did I mention that this was a hardcore title match?
Hardcore rules and all?" He started to laugh as DaShi climbed up to a
baseball bat. PD started to get up, and DaShi untied the bat with one hand,
hanging from the other. He dropped to the floor, rolled and climbed into
the ring holding the bat behind him. PD got up and charged at DaShi, not
seeing the bat. DaShi sidestepped the charge and leveled the bat right into
PD's chest. As PD dropped, DaShi swung the bat around and slammed it into
PD's back. Then he covered with one foot. The ref counted 1…2…3! DaShi
dropped the bat, raised his hands and howled.
Interview with Kef-Pac
"Alright James is backstage with Kef-Pac" said Steven, "so lets go back there." James stood as Kef-Pac walked onto the set. "Alright Kef-Pac, I dunno what you've been hearing, but people in the back feel that you have gotten to many chances to become the world champion." Kef-Pac looked at James, and pushed him off the set. "Triple X,Prodigy. I don't know much about the fag Prodigy, but I do know alot about that fag Triple X. I promise you this, Kef-Pac will win the World title at Blood Bath Brawl. And James, if you ever say something like that again, you better not see me ever again." Kef-Pac stormed off the set and James stood there mocking Kef-Pac.
Prodigy vs. Macho Moose
Steven said,"We are going to see Prodigy go against his past enemy, Macho Moose." Prodigy came out first to "Loco". He got into the ring just as Macho Moose came out. He got into the ring and Prodigy attacked him. The bell rang and Macho tackled Prodigy. Macho punched away at Prodigy but Prodigy pushed him off and got up. Prodigy grabbed Macho by his hair and slammed his head into the turnbuckle pad. Prodigy went to the opposite turnbuckle, ran back, and splashed Macho in the corner. Macho stumbled backwards and Prodigy clotheslined him in the back of the head. Prodigy gave him a cradle piledriver and pinned Macho Moose. The ref counted 1..2 and Macho kicked out. Prodigy stomped Macho Moose and The Foundation came out. Adam Blackman nailed Prodigy with a Kendo Stick and Marshall Law and Order beat him with their nightsticks. The ref called for the bell. Steven said,"Looks like Prodigy is going to win this one." Ken yelled,"Look! It's the World Champion, Triple X!" Triple X got into the ring and started punching and yelling at the now bleeding Prodigy. Steven said,"Here comes Justin Edible!" Justin slid in and attacked Triple X but he was outnumbered until Sin and Pane came out. They took on the Foundation but Triple X and Macho Moose still had the upperhand. Sin, Pane, Justin, and Prodigy were all bleeding now. Ken said,"Here comes D-Kef!" Kef-Pac, RoadFoxx, and Kevin Michaels got into the ring. Foxx and HBK attacked Law and Order and Kef-Pac went after Triple X. Ken said,"It's like all of UWM is out here," just as Prodigy slid out of the ring. Prodigy reached under the ring and pulled out an umbrella. Ken said,"What the Hell? An umbrella?" Prodigy slid into the ring and stood in the center of the ring full of wrestlers. Prodigy opened the umbrella, put it above his head, and started laughing. Steven said,"Why is Prodigy GOOD GOD!" Blood poured from the ceiling and covered the ring and all the wrestlers except Prodigy. Ken yelled,"THAT'S THE BIGGEST BLOOD BATH I'VE EVER SEEN!" Prodigy closed the umbrella, knocked wrestlers out of his way, and got out of the ring. He laughed all the way up the entrance ramp.
Interview with Triple X
"I understand Triple X is standing backstage with James now" said Steven. "Alright thanks Steven Im here with Triple X, who has been World champ for quite sometime now." "Yeah thats right James, but you can stop kissing up to me, I still think you suck." Triple X pushed James off the set. "Now Kef-Pac, you come out here earlier and say "You Promise to win" well, its just another promise because Kef-Pac, you can't beat me, no matter how much you try. I've beaten you time after time. And Misery, Prodigy whatever you want to be called. You come out of nowhere and think you can defeat me? WRONG. You suck just as much as Kef-Pac. And after the match at Blood Bath Brawl, my hand will be risen again as the victor, the UWM champ, and th best in UWM!!" Triple X walked away and threw the mic at James.
Justin Edible/Hardcore Howie vs. ReyMooseJr/Big Moose
Ken said,"Look at the ring! It's stained. Officials tried to clean it up but that's not going to come out." Justin Edible and Hardcore Howie came out. Steven said,"These two fought against each other last week and this week are fighting together." Ken said,"These are just two wrestlers who are pissed that they don't have enough charisma to be main eventers." ReyMooseJr and Big Moose came out next. The crowd boo'ed. Ken said,"Now, these two are real champions. They should be the Tag Team Champions and I understand that tomorrow they'll have that chance." They got into the ring Justin and Howie attacked them. Big Moose fought his way into the ring but Howie knocked Rey down on the outside. Howie got out of the ring to go after Rey and left Justin in the ring with Big Moose. Big Moose laughed at the size of Justin Edible and Justin dropkicked his knee. Big Moose yelled out in pain as Justin kicked at his knee. Big Moose finally fell backwards and Justin still went after his knee. Justin went for the Figure Four but Big Moose kicked him in the face. Big Moose got up and clotheslined Justin. Big Moose brought Justin to his corner and tagged in ReyMooseJr. Rey got in and ddt'ed Justin. Rey stomped on Justin until Howie ran in and knocked him down. The ref got in Howie's face and Rey and Big Moose double teamed Justin. Rey got out of the ring and Big Moose stayed in. Steven said,"Hey! There was no tag." Big Moose jumped on top of Justin with a huge bodysplash and pinned. The ref counted 1..2. and Justin kicked out. Big Moose picked him up, said,"I'm tired of fighting him," and threw him into the corner where Howie was. Ken said,"I don't think I've ever seen a wrestler do that." Howie tagged himself in and ran at Big Moose. Big Moose missed a clothesline and Howie rolled him into a pin. The ref counted 1..2 and Big Moose kicked out. Howie stomped on Big Moose but couldn't keep him down. Big Moose grabbed Howie by his throat and pointed to the sky. Big Moose lifted him up and Justin lowblowed Big Moose. Howie came down and ddt'ed Big Moose. Rey ran in and Justin hit the Sky High on him. Steven said,"This whole match just moved in another direction." Ken said,"Maybe...maybe not," as Marshall Law and Order came out and got into the ring. They attacked Justin and Howie. The ref called for the bell. Steven said,"Another match that the Foundation interfered with...The winners are Justin Edible and Hardcore Howie." Marshall Law and Order, ReyMooseJr, and Big Moose all beat on Justin and Howie until Sin and Pane came out and knocked them out of the ring. Justin and Howie slowly got up and stood in the ring with Sin and Pane as the Foundation tried to get in. Steven said,"I'm glad some wrestlers are taking a stand against the Foundation." Ken said,"The Foundation has always won and tomorrow, they may just do it again."
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