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Triple X in the Ring
"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night! Blood Bath Brawl is next week. So far, it looks like it will be Triple X verses Kef-Pac," said Steven. Triple X's music hit and Triple X came out. Ken said,"Here is the champion now!" Triple X got into the ring and got a mic. He said,"Kef-Pac and I have a match next week at Blood Bath Brawl but everyone is tired of seeing me beating his ass. So, I have decided that there will be a fight tonight to decide who will be the third person at the main event. UWM never had Over the Top Madness Pay-Per-View so let's have that tournament tonight. 12 wrestlers will come out one-by-one and knock the other wrestlers out of the ring. When there is one wrestler left, that person will face me and Kef-Pac at Blood Bath Brawl. Now, to keep this fair, I have a sign-up sheet in the back. Any wrestlers can sign up but it won't really matter. I will still keep my World Championship. No one can beat me."
El Grapadoro vs. ShiKariudo
ShiKariudo came out and started ripping on Americans. "Here comes ShiKariudo" said Steven, "Timothy Jones can't be to happy with him after he lost to Derek last week." ShiKariudo got in the ring and his music stopped, only to start up again and El Grapadoro came out dressed like ShiKariudo only in the colours of Mexico. Steven and Ken were laughing. El Grapadoro climbed into the ring and an angry ShiKariudo charged him and clotheslined him down. "I've just been handed a note that says El Grapadoro is known as El Grapiudo tonight" said Ken. "No you didn't" said Steven, "no one gives you notes." Grapadoro got up and ShiKariudo slammed him down again. Shi picked him up and gut-wrench suplexed Grapadoro down. Grapadoro stumbled into the corner and ShiKariudo hit a flying body press that squashed Grapadoro in the corner. Grapadoro stumbled out of the corner and Shi ddted him. "El Grapiudo is in trouble" said Ken, Steven shook his head. ShiKariudo threw Grapadoro to the corner. ShiKariudo charged and El Grapadoro was about to move and they hit heads. ShiKariudo fell back and El Grapadoro fell forward and headbutted ShiKariudo in the nuts. "Ouch" said Ken, "I hope that wasn't on purpose." ShiKariudo rolled around in pain as El Grapadoro got up. El Grapadoro picked ShiKariudo up and tried to irish whip Shi, but Shi reversed it and threw El Grapadoro into the ropes, El Grapadoro leap-frogged but El Grapadoro stopped, and kicked ShiKariudo in the nuts. "OOOOOOHHHHHH DDDDDAAAADDDDYYYYY" ShiKariudo fell to the ground and El Grapadoro pinned him, 1,2,3. El Grapadoro got up and started jumping around in celebration while ShiKariudo held is nuts in pain.
Slut TV
The big TV powered up and Womankind came on. "Welcome to Slut TV! I hear that
there is a disturbance in the back so lets go take a look!" said Womankind. The
camera followed her back to the locker room area and there was crashing and
banging coming from Tygress's locker room. Tygress was throwing chairs and
kicking benches over. She seemed in a rage and tears were streaming down her
face, smearing her makeup. "I can't be beaten. I won't be beaten! I am the
champion! I had the title!" Tygress yelled as she threw a chair into a locker.
"I should not be here! I should be out there basking in the glow of the crowd,
and instead I am back here like a LOSER!!" Tygress screamed the last as she
picked up a bench and hurled it across the room, slamming it into the wall and
closing the locker room door. Womankind stepped in front of the camera. "Well,
I think someone has a few issues they need to work out, don't you?"
Sin/Pane vs. ReyMooseJr/Big Moose vs. Rogues vs. RoadFoxx/Kevin Michaels
"I've been looking forward to this match" said Ken, "me to" said Steven. "Sleep Now In The Fire" blared over the arena and ReyMooseJr came out with the Big Moose. "WHERE THE HELL IS RINI!!" screamed Ken, "BOOOOOOO!!!" Rogues came out next followed by Sin & Pane, and the champs, HBK and Road Foxx. ReyMooseJr and Jesse Bane started off and Rey got the advantage with an eye rake. Rey suplexed Jesse and put him in a headlock. Rey brought Jesse over and tagged the Big Moose in. "I wonder if his ribs are healed?" asked Ken. Rey held open Jesse's arms and Big Moose punched Jesse in the gut. Big Moose tossed Jesse across the ring and stomped him. Jesse stumbled up and Big Moose hit a big boot to his face. Suddenly Sin and Pane grabbed the ref and started argueing with the ref. Justin Edible came from the crowd with a kendo stick, slid in the ring and cracked the kendo stick over the Big Moose's ribs. Justin slid out while HBK got in the ring and delivered sweet n sour chin music to the Big Moose's ribs. Lukas Bane grabbed ReyMooseJr and Justin Edible beat on Rey. The ref went outside to break up Justin & Rey, while Sin & Pane got in and double chokeslammed Big Moose. "OOOHHHHHDDDDAAADDDYYY, I think the ring shook off its foundaton" said Ken. Jesse climbed to the top and delivered the flying senton to the Big Mooses ribs. The ref slid in and Jesse covered 1,2,3. The Big Moose was coughing up blood. "It took all 3 teams, plus Justin Edible to eliminate the Big Moose" said Ken. Road Foxx got in and Jesse quickly tagged in Pane. Pane got in and dropped Road Foxx with a haymaker punch. Road Foxx got up and got punched down again. HBK got in and Sin got in also. Pretty soon everyone was in and Sin was on the top rope. Sin dove off and connected with a plancha off the top that took everyone out. "WHAT AGILITY BY THE MONSTER SIN!!" yelled Steven, "HE TOOK EVERYONE OUT!!" Everyone went back to there corners and Road Foxx and Pane were exchanging blows. Pane got the upper hand and superpowerbombed Road Foxx. Pane covered but HBK made the save at 2. "That would have been it there" said Steven. Sin got in and the ref held him back. Lukas climbed the top and when Pane turned around Lukas dove off and connected with the moonsault clothesline. Road Foxx took advantage and hit the Road Kill and covered, the ref was counting and Sin kicked Road Foxx off. "These 3 teams want the gold bad" said Steven. Sin grabbed each Rogue with a hand, lifted them over the top rope, and double chokeslammed both Rogue. Pane climbed the top rope. "Wait a minute whats he doing" said Ken. Pane dove off and connected with a moonsault. "HOLY CHRIST!!!!! PANE HIT A MOONSAULT!!" yelled Ken & Steven at the same time. The ref had lost control and didn't know that Jesse wasn't the legal man, Pane covered Jesse 1,2,3. "Rogues are eliminated after a Pane moonsault" said Steven. "Well I guess so" said Ken. Road Foxx had Pane in a sleeper, but Pane reversed it into a side suplex. Both men were tired and needed to make a tag. Pane tagged Sin, and Road Foxx tagged Heart Break Kevin. Sin got in and dropped Kevin with a big boot. Sin grabbed HBK and slammed him down. Road Foxx walked right into a sidewalk slam, and Kevin got slammed again. Road Foxx got up and hit a neckbreaker on Sin, while HBK jumped and hit a elbow drop. Pane had recovered and russian legsweeped Kevin down. "Are Sin & Pane actually using technical moves?" asked Steven. Road Foxx hit a mini Foxx train from behind on Sin. Kevin wa up and when Sin turned around he hit Sweet N Sour Chin Music. Kevin covered while on the outside Road Foxx held Sin's feet down, the ref never saw and counted 1,2,3. "Road Foxx & HBK defend there titles again" said Steven, "the compitition in the tag team division is as strong as ever" said Ken.
Justin Edible vs. Hardcore Howie
Justin Edible came down the ramp and entered the ring. He grabbed a mic and
started to yell. "Alright! This is it. I lost the TV championship, but I
don't give a shit. No one cared about that dumb belt anyway. Now I want some
real wrestling matches! I WANT HARDCORE! Howie, get your ass out here so I can
beat on it for a few. After I kick yours, DaShi is next. I will take the
title, and I will ram it down the foundation's throat! They will NEVER get
another title from ME!" With that Justin threw the mic out of the ring and
started to pace. Howie came out of the back with a mic. "Alright, here I am.
You think you are SO tough. Well guess what! I am tougher, meaner and more
hardcore than you can even dream! I am your worst nightmare, and it's all
coming true baby!" With that, Howie dropped the mic and ran to the ring.
Instead of jumping in, Howie ran around the ring to the other side and slid in.
Justin was turning to face him and Howie got to his feet. They circled each
other, then both ran forward and grappled. Justin got Howie in a headlock, and
started to hit him in the face. Howie low blowed Justin, and kicked him in the
back when Justin let go. Justin rolled and stood up. Howie ran and
clotheslined Justin down. Howie went for a flying elbow, but Justin rolled out
of the way. Justin grabbed Howie and suplexed him. Then he grabbed Howie again
and whipped him into the corner. Howie started to get out of the corner and
Justin landed a splash. Justin started to set Howie up for the Sky High, when
Big Moose and Rey ran down the ramp and into the ring. Big Moose knocked Justin
off of Howie, and Rey started to pound on him. Howie started to scream
something about messing up his match and hurled himself at Rey. Big Moose
intercepted him with a forearm to the face, and Howie went down again. Justin
rolled out of the ring and started to shake his head to clear it. Big Moose and
Rey started to climb over the top rope, when Howie climbed up the corner and
jumped onto the top rope. The rope slapped both men in the crotch and they went
down on the mat. Justin looked at Howie and slid in the
ring. They started to double team Big Moose, stomping on his chest and arm.
When Rey started to get up, Justin grabbed him and signaled for a double team. Howie came over and pointed at Big Moose. Justin took Rey to the
corner, set him up and with Howie's help, did a flying Sky High onto Big
Moose. Justin looked at Howie, and they both walked out of the ring.
Timothy Jones Backstage
Timothy Jones was shown standing with Law & Order waiting impaciently for Derek when laughter was heard over the parking lot and Timothy Jones looked and saw Derek, Shawn, and DJ laughing and drinking beer. Timothy Jones said, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!", Shawn said "We were having a toast to your daughter Jamie." "Yeah, heres to Jamie" said DJ, and Dj made a rude jesture. Timothy's face was red. "YOU TWO THINK YOUR FUNNY!!!! TONIGHT YOU TWO WILL HAVE A MATCH, NOT DEREK!! YOU SON OF A BITCHES NOBODY TALKS ABOUT JAMIE THAT WAY!!!"
Tygress vs. Womankind
"WEEEELLLL, here we go!" said Ken. "Tygress seemed quite upset backstage, and
now Womankind will face that rage. I hope to see some real fighting going on
tonight!" said Steven. "I just hope Tygress shows us her Winning outfit again!
oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….." said Ken. Womankind came out and the crowd was
quiet. Tygress came out and the crowd cheered. "She still seems pissed. Look
at the rage on her face." said Steven. "Looks more like egg, from here." said
Ken. Tygress climbed into the ring and the bell rang. Womankind charged
forward but Tygress was expecting her and ducked the clothesline. Tygress spun,
grabbed Womankind and powerbombed her from behind. Tygress grabbed Womankind
and set her up for a piledriver, but Womankind reversed and suplexed Tygress
down. Womankind started to stomp on Tygress's knee. She picked up Tygress and
whipped her into the ropes. When she bounced back, Womankind landed a boot to
the face and Tygress went down. Womankind climbed the to the top rope and
landed a huge flying elbow to Tygress's knee. "Womankind is dominating this
match-up." said Steven. "Tygress was just to pissed to think. You need a plan
to beat the basset hounds!" said Ken. Womankind went to the ropes and landed a
moonsault onto Tygress and pinned. The ref counted 1..2..kickout! Tygress was
rolling on the mat. Womankind was getting up when the big TV powered on. Rini
came on. "Welcome! Welcome! Womankind, I am sick of your little Slut TV show.
You run around, spying on the other women of the federation, showing all their
flaws, and yet never revealing any of your own. Well tonight that is going to
change. While you are there in the ring, I will be inside your locker room,
going through your things and showing the world all your dirty little secrets!
Shall we go inside your locker room now?" The camera showed Rini leaving her
locker room and walking down the hall towards the other locker rooms. Womankind
screamed and ran out of the ring, up the ramp and backstage. The ref called
after her, but she did not slow down. Tygress slowly got to her feet, and the
ref started to count. 1…2…3…4…5…The crowd started to count with him…6…7…8…The
Big TV showed Rini at the door to the locker room…9…10! The ref
declared Tygress the winner. The crowd went nuts, and Rini opened the door.
Womankind came running around the corner and slammed into the door of the locker
room. She ran to the cameraman and knocked him down. The last shot the big TV
showed was Womankind's foot coming down on the camera. "Damn, I wanted to see
that!" yelled Ken.
Interview with The Brain
James was standing backstage with The Brain. James said,"Brain, tonight you face.." The Brain interupted him and said,"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO I FACE!" James said,"Well...it kinda does..you face Adam Blackman for the TV Title." The Brain said,"James, do you like waffles?" James said,"I know where this is going..." The Brain said,"ANSWER THE SMART ONE! Do you like waffles?" James said,"Yes.." The Brain said,"IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU LIKE WAFFLES! Now James, I want you to go backstage and JUST BAKE IT!" James gave him the mic and walked away swearing. The Brain said,"Adam Blackman, you should go suck a hippo's nipple cause you don't want to go one-on-one with the smart one. The title doesn't mean much because I am the TV Champion. I'll just have the belt to prove it!"
The Brain vs. Adam Blackman
"Do you smell what the brain is thinkin'?" started over the speakers and the crowd roared. "Here comes The Brain" said Steven, "And he has an opportunity to become Television Champion." Adam Blackmans them hit and he came out wearing his title. Brain had a mic and Blackman stopped at the top of the ramp. "Adam Crackman, KNOW YOUR IQ AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!"said Brain. "He hasn't said anything" said Ken. "Now The Brain saw how you obtained the TV title, and he didn't like it. Adam Crackman, you do not possess the brain capacity to be a champion. Infact, after I kick your dumb ass all over the ring, you will regret the day you ever touched that title, and then The Brain will SHOVE THAT KENDO STICK RIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!" "Where did that come from?" said Steven. Adam charged the ring and The Brain stomped him when he slid in. A "Brain" chant started over the crowd as The Brain punched Blackman into the corner, spit on his hand, and hit a punch that knocked Adam over the top all the way to the floor. Brain rolled outside the ring and stomped Adam. Brain picked Adam up and slammed his face into the ring steps, and then threw him into the gaurd rail. Brain went to throw Adam into the ring post but Adam reversed it and Brains head smacked off and Brain was down. Adam picked Brain up and threw him into the steps knocking them off. Adam rolled in to stop the count, and rolled back out. Blackman grabbed a chair and tried to hit Brain, but Brain kicked him in the stomach and ddted him onto the chair. "Brain better try and get this in the ring" said Steven, "He can't win it outside the ring." "Blackman better not lose after winning it last week" said Ken. Brain rolled in Blackman and covered him 1,2,kickout. Blackman got up and Brain clotheslined him down. Brain whipped Blackman into the ropes, but Blackman came off with a huge shoulder tackle that sent The Brain down. "Ouch" said Steven. Adam picked Brain up, chopped him a few times and backbreakered him. Blackman climbed the top-rope adn when Brain got up, he jumped off and hit a scissors kick to the chest. Blackman covered 1,2,kickout. "2 and 7/8ths" said Steven. "SLOW COUNT" screamed Ken. Adam was frustrated and started arguing with the ref. Brain got up, spun Adam around, and spinebustered him. Brain poped up and positioned himself at Adams head. "BRAINS ELBOW!!" yelled Steven. Brain threw his elbow pad into the crowd, bounced off the ropes, hopped Adam, bounced off again, and connected with the Brains Elbow. "NOOOOOO!!" screamed Ken. The Brain covered 1,2,3. "NEW TV CHAMPION!! NEW TV CHAMPION!!, sound farmiliar Ken" said Steven. Ken said "This is a sad day in UWM." Brain climbed the trunbuckles and held the TV title high.
PD Derek Backstage
A camera was backstage with PD Derek, Shawn, and DJ. PD Derek said,"Now, these guys aren't pushovers. I taught you some moves but I don't think that's enough. I'll be backstage and I'll come out if you need help. Good luck." Shawn said,"Thanks, man." DJ said,"We can handle it."
Shawn/DJ vs. Marshall Law and Order
Steven said,"This should be an interesting match. It's PD Derek's friends, Shawn and DJ in their first match." Shawn and DJ came out with no music and Marshall Law and Order jumped them from behind. Law and Order beat on them with their nightsticks. They brought them into the ring and got in. The bell rang and Law and Order threw their nightsticks to the outside. Marshall Order threw DJ out of the ring. They both began beating on Shawn. Order held him and Law pounded on him. Order left the ring and Law continued to punch Shawn until the referee got him off. On the outside, Order got his nightstick and knocked DJ down with it. After that, He began choking DJ with it. In the ring, Shawn was busted open from Marshall Law ripping at his face. Shawn finally screamed that he quit and the ref called the match off. Ken said,"I guess Marshall Law and Order win." Steven said,"Yeah, but I wouldn't have stopped the match... There's no rules now." Marshall Law and Order started using their nightsticks and both Shawn and DJ were busted open. PD Derek ran out and Marshall Law and Order slid out. They ran out through the crowd. Officials brought out stretchers and took Shawn and DJ backstage. Steven said,"This isn't right! They aren't wrestlers!"
Moose Pack Backstage
"Hello, what's this? I just got a report that something is happening
backstage. Is someone back there? James, get down there!" said Steven. The
Big TV showed a camera crew running to the Moosepack locker room. Triple X was
just opening the door. Laying in a pool of blood in the middle of the floor
were Macho Moose, Big Moose, Rey and Rini. They had cuts and bruises all over
their bodies. There was furniture overturned everywhere, and a broken champagne
bottle lying up against the wall where it had landed. "What the Hell! Who did
this! Guys, guys, are you alive! Someone get a doctor! Jesus! Someone call
911! Hurry man, c'mon!" yelled Triple X as he bent down to check each of them
for a pulse. "Looks like someone was clearing house to me!" said Ken. "You
can't seriously condone this can you? The senseless beating of 4 people!" said
Steven. "Well, they do it every night right here in front of us. Why not?
Besides, they sold out. Why should they get respect now?" said Ken.
Over the Top Madness
Ken screamed,"OHHHHHH DADDY! 12 men are going to go at it to be in the Main event at Blood Bath Brawl!" Steven said,"This should be an exciting match. Who will be the first person to come out?" Moose Pack's music hit and Macho Moose came out. Ken said,"Macho!? What if he won? He'd have to face Triple X and Kef-Pac!" Steven said,"More like kiss Triple X's ass and kick Kef-Pac's." Justin Edible's music hit and he ran into the ring with Macho Moose. Steven said,"Now, the clock is ticking till the next person comes out. We'll have to wait 30 seconds." Macho clotheslined Justin down and stomped on him. Justin tripped him and gave him kneedrops to his ribs. Macho Moose lowblowed Justin just as the bell rang. Big Moose's music hit. Steven said,"Dear God! Two Moose Pack members!" Macho stood by the ropes and yelled at Big Moose to get down there. Justin got up and clotheslined Macho over the top rope. Ken yelled,"MACHO MOOSE IS OUT! OH, NO!" Big Moose got into the ring and Justin worked on Big Moose's legs with dropkicks. Big Moose got mad and grabbed Justin's neck. When he was about to chokeslam Justin, Justin kicked him below the belt and ddt'ed him. The bell rang and Sin's music hit. Sin got into the ring and gave Justin a big boot to the face. Big Moose got up and received knee after knee to his gut by Sin. Justin got up and began dropkicking Sin and Big Moose over and over until the bell rang. Pane's music hit. Steven said,"Sin and Pane are going to be in the ring at the same time! There's gonna be trouble." Pane got in just as Big Moose tossed Justin Edible to the outside. Ken said,"These are like the biggest men in UWM and they're all in the ring. Sin and Pane double teamed Big Moose with move after move. Pane tried to throw Big Moose out of the ring but Big Moose held onto the ropes and tried to pull Pane out. Sin tried to help Pane just as the bell rang. El Grapadoro ran out and got into the ring. El Grapadoro signalled to the crowd, ran over, and knocked Sin, Pane, and Big Moose over the top rope. Steven yelled,"OH MY GOD! El Grapadoro took out the three biggest men in UWM!" Ken laughed and said,"He's the greatest." El Grapadoro danced for the crowd until the bell rang.
The lights in the arena go out. "What's going on?" yells Ken. The music of
Misery hits. "Oh my God...could it be...Misery is back!?" A spot light looks
around the rafters and finds a dark individual standing in a leather trench
coat and long black hair. He is holding a dinged up bat at his side and he is
looking down. "It is...it's Misery! He's back!" Misery slowly lowers down to
the ring and the crowd is on it's feet. He lands at center ring, knocks
El Grapadoro out of the ring, and crouches.
The lights come on and he remains crouching. The song Loco starts sounding over
the speakers. Misery stands up and throws off the coat. He then rips a wig off
reaveling short spikey hair with frosted tips. "What the hell? It's not
Misery,
is it?" He rips off the Misery outfit and he has a back tanktop and jean shorts
on underneath. On his right arm he has a tattoo of fire that wraps around his
bicep and it has burning letters in the center. "If that's Misery...he sure as
hell got bigger...but thinner...you know what I mean!" The man looks around at
the crowd for a second. He then motions for a mic. "For those that are
wondering...yes it's me, Misery. BUT, that was the last time you will ever see
Misery again. I am done with the whole act. Now it's time for business. I am
not going to act out this foolish crap no longer. So with the death of Misery,
comes the birth of Prodigy." He throws down the mike and "Loco" by Coal Chamber
hits. The bell rings and Al Fro comes out. Steven said,"Well, we can say goodbye to Al Fro for sure." Al got into the ring and Prodigy elbowed him in the back of the head while he was down. Prodigy picked Al Fro up and gave hima cradle piledriver. Ken said,"Al Fro is WAY out of his league." Prodigy picked Al up for a suplex and threw him outside like a powerbomb. Steve yelled,"GOOD GOD! What a move!" The bell rang and Hardcore Howie came out. As Howie was getting in the ring, Al Fro came from behind and tripped him. Howie's face hit the apron hard and the two fought. Prodigy watched and waited. Steven said,"Misery...I mean, Prodigy doesn't have to do much here." The bell rang Dashi Nokia came out. He didn't go into the ring. He joined the fight with Howie and Al. Prodigy crouched and waited. A referee came out and dq'ed Hardcore Howie and Dashi Nokia but they didn't care. The bell rang and Jesse Bane ran out. He slid into the ring and Prodigy and him went at it. Jesse hurricanrara'ed Prodigy but Prodigy got back up. Prodigy tried for that suplex but Jesse countered with a huge ddt as the bell rang. PD Derek's music hit and the crowd went wild. Ken screamed,"NO!" Steven said,"Triple X's plan backfired! Anyone could sign up no matter how low on the UWM Ladder they were. If Derek wins his match, he'll be a main eventer again and Jones won't control his matches." Ken said,"He must of cheated! He's the very last person in this tournament!" Jesse went at Derek as soon as he got into the ring and Derek tossed him over the top rope. Ken said,"It's down to Prodigy and PD Derek." The two stood face-to-face for awhile and then, attacked each other. Derek slammed Prodigy's head into the turnbuckle over and over. Prodigy did a mule kick, turned around, and did a pulling piledriver into the bottom turnbuckle pad. Prodigy picked PD Derek up and tried to throw him over the top rope but Derek held on and began choking Prodigy against the top rope. Derek got back in the ring Powerslammed Prodigy. Prodigy got up slowly and kicked and punched at Derek. Derek whipped him to the ropes and went he came back, Derek flipped him over the top rope. Derek celebrated but he didn't see that Prodigy held onto the top rope. Prodigy grabbed Derek and put the Dragon Sleeper on him. Derek struggled but it did no good. Prodigy lifted him up in the Dragon Sleeper and threw him over his shoulder. PD Derek hit the outside floor and the bell rang. Steven said,"Prodigy is the winner! He'll face Triple X and Kef-Pac Blood Bath Brawl next week!"
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