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Timothy Jones in the Ring
"No Chance" hit before Steven and Ken could say anything. Steven said,"Welcome to UWM Saturday Night and Timothy Jones is coming to the ring now." Ken said,"All alone I might add. He's not afraid of anyone!" He got into the ring and grabbed a mic. He said,"Tonight will be a great night....for ME! Tonight, I will bring all the belts to the Foundation. Marshall Law and Order will take the Tag Titles, Big Moose will take the Hardcore Title, and Adam Blackman will take the TV Belt. Also, Sin and Pane have been whining about what happened to their leader but they had it coming. Now, The Rage is no more. They should thank me because now, they aren't held down by LeReux. Now, I'd like to give them a chance, a chance of a lifetime to join the Foundation." Steven said,"Sin and Pane in the Foundation!? It would never happen...but it would be smart." Ken said,"Those morons better not disappoint Mr. Jones." Their music hit and Sin and Pane came out. They got in the ring, stood right in Timothy's face, and shook his hand. Steven screamed,"WHAT!?" Ken said,"Those are the smartest men in UWM." Suddenly, Sin and Pane grabbed Timothy by his throat and double chokeslammed him. Steven said,"You damn right!" Ken said,"Those idiots!" They stared down at Jones as Triple X and Macho Moose came into the ring. They hit Sin and Pane from behind and knocked them out of the ring. Mr. Jones got up, grabbed the mic, and said,"Sin and Pane, you're in trouble now because you'll have to take on Triple X and Macho Moose in the main event, tonight." Ken said,"Sin and Pane should have left like LeReux."
PD Derek vs. ??????
Timothy Jones walked out on the ramp with Law & Order. He had a mic, "Alright Derek, you may have got lucky those last times, but this time you will fail" said Timothy. ShiKariudo came out carrying two tables and walked down to the ring. "Because tonight Derek you will face ShiKariudo in a tables match!!" "OOHHHH DDDDADDDYY" yelled Ken. PD Dereks music hit and Derek came out, glanced at Jones, and ran down to the ring and ShiKariudo stomped him. Shi continued to stomp but Derek got to his feet and started hitting ShiKariudo with right and lefts. Derek whipped Shi into the ropes and clotheslined him down. Derek flipped off Jones who was watching from the ramp, and then ddted ShiKariudo down. Derek was picking up Shi when Shi poked him in the eyes and slammed him down. ShiKariudo bounced off the ropes and hit a splash. Shi rolled out of the ring and grabbed one of the tables, and slid it into the ring. "Here we go" said Ken. "One of these guys is gonna be pulling splinters out of there back for a few days" said Steven. ShiKariudo set the table up in the corner and picked Derek up and put him in the opposite corner. Shi kicked Derek a few times and whipped Derek into the corner, but Derek held on to Shi's arm and pulled him towards him and hit the Sex-Factor. "How did he do that!?!" yelled Steven. Derek brought the table to the middle of the ring. Derek picked Shi up, irish whipped him into the ropes and back body dropped Shi through the table. The bell rang and Derek won. "Derek has won again" said Ken. Timothy Jones was throwing a hissy fit on the stage and Derek flipped him off and Sex-Factored ShiKariudo again.
Slut TV
The Big TV powered up and Womankind came on. "Welcome to yet another edition
of Slut TV! I know you all out there are just dying to see what Rini is doing
now, since her transformation into a Royal Slut! Lets take a look shall we?"
she said. The camera pans to a shot of Timothy Jones's office door, which is
open a crack. The camera swings to the side and through the crack you can see
Rini sitting on Jones's desk, bending over provocatively and talking to Jones.
"Timmy, c'mon, please? You know how I feel about you. I just want a fair
chance, that's all. After all I am royalty now, don't I deserve a shot at the
title? You wanted all the belts in the foundation don't you? I can take
Tygress any day of the week! Look at how I trashed that peasant Womankind. I
know I can do this, don't you have faith in me?" said Rini. Jones sat in
thought for a few moments, then said, "I think I can arrange something. I think
I can pull some strings and get you that match, but you owe me. If you lose,
you know what I want. If you win, well, we will see, ok? Let me make a few
calls." Rini got off the desk, straightened her dress and headed for the door.
Womankind grabbed the cameraman and pulled him down the hall a few steps and
into a broom closet. Rini walked past talking to herself. "I played him like a
violin! I have a title match! Now, what should I wear?" she said. The TV
powered down. Well, looks like we have a title match tonight!" said Steven.
Marshall Law and Order vs. Kevin Michaels/RoadFoxx
"No Chance" hit and Timothy Jones came out with Law & Order. "What are they doing out here now" said Steven. Timothy Jones had the mic, "Alright, I'm gonna keep this short & sweet. HBK & Road Foxx, you get your asses out here right now and defend your titles against Law & Order, because if you don't... YOUR FIRED!!" "Thats not fair" said Steven. "Thats true" said Ken, "but he has the power to do whatever he wants." D-Kef's music hit and Road Foxx and HBK came out from the back and attacked Law & Order. The fight spilled into the ring and HBK & Order started off. Order charged HBK, but he ducked and HBK hit Sweet N Sour chin music. "ALREADY!!" screamed Ken. HBK & Road Foxx laughed as Order was trying to get up. Order was up and tagged in Law. Law charged HBK and HBK ducked but Law thought he was gonna try S & S chin music. HBK stood there and laughed as Law was blcoking. HBK tagged in Road Foxx and Law caught Road Foxx trying a clothesline, and slammed him down. Law grabbed Road Foxx and brought him over to there corner where he and Order double teamed Foxx as HBK inadvertantly distracted the ref. Order tagged himself in and suplexed Foxx down. "Well, it appears Law & Order are in control now" said Steven. Foxx caught Order off gaurd with a low blow. "Anf the crowd cheers that?" said Ken. Foxx whipped Order into the corner and motioned for the Foxx Train. Law came in but HBK seen this and dropkicked Law down. Foxx whipped Law into the same corner. Road Foxx signalled for the Foxx Train again. Foxx charged and squashed both Law & Order. Law fell down while Order came stumbling out of the corner and HBK hit Sweet & Sour chin music again. Road Foxx bounced off the ropes and hit Roadkill. "Its over, what team work" said Steven. Road Foxx covered 1,2,3. "Road Foxx & HBK defend there titles successfully again" said Steven. Backstage Timothy Jones was shown shaking his head.
Timothy Jones Backstage
Law & Order were shown walking into Timothy Jones's office. "GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE!!" screamed Jones. The camera left the room, but stayed outside the door so you could here what they were saying. "Well I hope your happy" said Jones, "I grant you a tag team title match, and you lose. But not only did you lose you were emberassed, humiliated. Do you know how this makes me look? How it makes the Foundation look? I should fire your asses right now but I won't. Now.. GET OUT OF MY SITE BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!!" "Holy crap, Timothy Jones is pissed off" said Ken.
Big Moose vs. DaShi NoKia
No Chance came on and Timothy Jones and Big Moose came down the ramp and got in
the ring. Jones called for a mic. "Well, tonight we are going to further the
foundation's domination of this federation. For those of you who are looking
for your dictionaries, that means that tonight Big Moose is going to kick some
ass! I want all of the belts in foundation hands, so tonight, Big Moose will
take the hardcore belt from DaShi NoKia. Now we all know that DaShi is a
certifiable sick-o. But tonight, Big Moose here is going to put him down a few
notches, and take the hardcore belt for the foundation! DaShi, tonight you have
NO CHANCE!" said Jones. The lights went down suddenly and over the speakers
came DaShi's voice in hideous laughter. The Big TV showed scenes of war as the
ending solo from Metallica's "One" came on. Timothy Jones scrambled out of the
ring, and Big Moose stood there looking around for DaShi. The spotlight
searched the crowd and ramp, then suddenly jumped up to the top of the Big TV.
There, DaShi was standing, holding a crossbow and aiming at the ring. "Holy
SHIT! He's gonna shoot Big Moose! What is he thinking!" yelled Steven. "Yeah,
that's really gonna piss of the Moose man!" said Ken. DaShi raised the
crossbow's aim until it was pointed over the ring and towards the back of the
announcers booth at ringside. "Oh GOD, he's aiming at US! DUCK!" yelled
Steven. As the announcers ducked, DaShi fired and the bolt sailed over the ring
and stuck into the steel reinforced wooded backdrop behind the announcers. Tied
to the end of the bolt is a steel cable which DaShi quickly ties to one of the
steel rafters. He grabs a zip line rig and sets it on the cable. DaShi jumps
and hangs onto the rig as it glides down the cable towards the ring. "He has
got to be INSANE! What is he doing?!" yelled Steven. "Looks like he is trying
to make an entrance!" said Ken. DaShi zipped down towards the ring and let go
of the rig just above and in front of Big Moose. DaShi extended his legs and
landed a HUGE drop kick to the middle of Big Moose's chest. The bell rang and
the match was on. Big Moose flew backwards into the ropes and then forwards to
the mat, clutching his chest. DaShi landed hard on the mat and slowly rolled
over to a standing position. He went to Big Moose and started to stomp on his
knee. Big Moose swung his arm and caught DaShi behind his knees, knocking his
legs out from under him. Big Moose slowly got up, keeping one hand on his
chest. He moved to stomp on DaShi but DaShi rolled backwards and out of the
way. Both men were standing now, and DaShi rushed to Big Moose to clothesline
him. Big Moose stood there and took it, then chopped DaShi in the chest,
knocking him to the mat. Again, Big Moose went to stomp on him, but DaShi
rolled backwards and out of the way. "I see a pattern here. DaShi tries
something that does not work, and the Moose man tries to stomp on him. This
could be a while." said Ken. "Yeah, but look at the way Big Moose is holding
his chest, that first kick had to hurt." said Steven. DaShi ran towards Big
Moose again but instead of hitting him, he went between his legs in a forward
roll. Big Moose tried to grab him but missed and while he was bent over DaShi
jumped up and kicked him in the back. Big Moose lost his balance and fell
forward to the mat. DaShi went to the ropes and did a moonsault onto the back
of Big Moose. DaShi got up and started to stomp on Big Moose's knee, but Big
Moose rolled over and grabbed DaShi. He pulled DaShi to the mat and used
DaShi's head as leverage to stand up. DaShi started to get up and Big Moose
grabbed him, signaling for a chokeslam. DaShi struck out with his leg into the
groin of Big Moose, but Big Moose did not move. Instead he started to lift
DaShi up by the throat. Suddenly, Hardcore Howie and Al Fro came down the ramp
side by side at a dead run. "What the hell. What are they doing together?" said
Steven. Howie and Al slid into the ring and started to kick Big Moose in the
knees. Big Moose dropped DaShi and knocked Al to the mat with a swing of his
arm. The ref came to stop Howie, but Howie turned and elbowed the ref in the
face. DaShi got up and took a few steps back. Big Moose Swung at Howie, but
Howie ducked. Al got up and started to punch Big Moose in the back. When Big
Moose turned to Al, Howie ran and landed a dropkick to Big Moose's chest. Big
Moose howled in pain, and dropped to one knee. DaShi ran forward and speared
Big Moose in the chest. Big Moose yelled again and DaShi grabbed him for a pin.
Howie slid out of the ring, and Al grabbed the ref and pushed him up to his feet
and towards DaShi. The ref saw a pin and started to count. 1..2..3! Al and
Howie looked at each other and slowly walked towards the ramp. DaShi got up,
and started to jump up and down on Big Moose's chest. The ref called for help
to stop DaShi but Al and Howie just walked up the ramp, eyeing each other.
Timothy Jones Backstage
The Big TV powered up and showed Jones's office door again. Big Moose was
sitting in a chair with body tape across his chest. Jones was behind his desk
with a look of pure evil on his face. "Tell me, why did you lose? You are the
biggest, the strongest in this federation, so why did you lose? WHY DID YOU
LOSE!?" Jones yelled. "He cheated. That rope thing when he kicked me, I think
he bruised my ribs or something. That really hurt and I fell like 40 feet last week on my arm.
Then when those two idiots
Howie and Al came out, I couldn't get to them fast enough. DaShi hit me with
that spear, and I just couldn't breathe. I'm sorry Tim. I will try harder next
time, but I gotta heal first. I am still having trouble breathing right." said
Big Moose. "I don't care if you can breathe easy or not! I wanted that belt!
Do you know what it takes to set up a title match, when you aren't even a
contender? I, I, just get the hell out of my office! I need to think!"
yelled Jones. Big Moose stood up, wincing visibly. The camera backed away from
the door and the Big TV powered down.
Ravishing Royal Rini vs. Tygress
"WEEEEEEEELLLL here we go! Tonight yet another title match! This time between
Tygress, the current woman's champion and Ravishing Royal Rini! There will be
blood tonight!" said Steven. "I think I am in heaven! Rini and Tygress in the
same ring! Rolling around and pulling on each other, lifting each other and
slamming each other and laying on the mat and I got RINGSIDE SEATS!" Ken
yelled. Rini's music came on and she came out in her royal cape and crown,
carrying a scepter with a large brass knob on the end. Rini climbed into the
ring doing a royal wave, and then placed her cape, crown and scepter on the
stand that was set up just outside the ring. Tygress's music came on and she
came down the ramp carrying the title belt. She stopped by the cape, crown and
scepter, turned and spit on the cape. "Oh, that is going to make Rini pissed!"
said Steven. Rini jumped out of the ring and onto Tygress. They both went down
and Rini started to punch Tygress in the head. "The bell hasn't rung! The
match hasn't started since Tygress has not gotten into the ring yet!" yelled
Ken. Tygress shoved Rini off and the ref came over to tell them that the match
has not started yet. Rini ignored the ref and charged Tygress, but Tygress
sidestepped and tripped Rini who fell forward into the steel steps. Tygress
climbed into the ring and Rini came up the stairs. The bell rang and the match
began. Rini grabbed Tygress and threw her into the ropes. Tygress came forward
and ducked the clothesline Rini tried. Tygress bounced off the opposite side
ropes and did a flying body check into Rini's back. Rini went down to the mat
but rolled and got back up, holding her back. Tygress grabbed her and whipped
her into the corner. Tygress ran forward and splashed her. Tygress started to
punch Rini in the head and the crowd started to cheer. Rini became enraged and
raked Tygress's eyes. As Tygress backed up clutching her eyes, Rini climbed to
the top rope and jumped. She dropkicked Tygress from the top rope, and they
both went down. Rini got up slowly but Tygress stayed down. Rini came over to
Tygress to stomp on her but Tygress swung her legs around and jumped to her
feet. "I thought that move went out in the 80's with break dancing!" said
Steven. Tygress clotheslined Rini. She grabbed Rini and suplexed her down.
Rini crawled away towards the corner. Tygress turned to the crowd and started
to clap her hands, trying to get the crowd fired up. Rini rolled out of the
ring and grabbed her scepter. She tucked it behind her back and crawled back
into the ring. Tygress turned and saw Rini, but could not tell what was behind
her back. Rini grinned and ran forward pulling the scepter out and swinging it
around. Tygress backpedaled and stopped when she got to the corner. Rini
dropped the scepter and speared Tygress in the corner. Tygress went down to one
knee. Rini picked up the scepter, shoved the ref back and hit Tygress on the
top of the head. There was an audible ring from the scepter. "I guess that
would be the royal good knight move!" said Ken. Tygress went down and Rini
threw the scepter over to her cape and covered Tygress. The ref counted
1..2..3! Rini went back to her corner and put on her cape, crown, the title
belt and scepter and walked away.
ReyMooseJr/Ravishing Royal Rini Backstage
The Big TV powered up and showed the foundation locker room. There were
balloons and crepe everywhere. Rey and Rini were opening a bottle of champagne.
"Here is to another belt in the foundation! Cheers!" said Rey. Rini took a sip
of champagne and giggled. "The bubbles tickle my nose! I love this! We should
have joined Timmy and the gang earlier!" said Rini. "Well, now that you are the
women's champion, I think we should celebrate. Just think of the bonus money we
are getting. We're gonna be rich by the end of all this. I know Tim has some
things planned, I just know it!" said Rey. "How is the big guy? It looked like
DaShi hurt him bad." asked Rini. "He will be fine. Remember, that guy takes on
moving vehicles in his spare time. I don't think Tim is happy with him though.
And since he didn't get the belt, he doesn't get his bonus. Shame, really. Oh
well, you got yours! So, am I gonna get mine?" asked Rey. "Well, come over
here and worship me for a while, and I will think about it!" Rini said with a
smile. The camera pulled back as Rey got up and dropped to one knee in front of
Rini. The Big TV powered off as Rey was slowly kissing his way up Rini's arm.
Adam Blackman vs. Justin Edible
Adam Blackman came out first to the boo's on the crowd. Steven said,"The Foundation has only captured one belt so far. Can they get the TV Title?" Justin Edible came out next. Adam met him on the ramp and they began fighting. The ref got them into the ring and Adam stomped away on Justin. Adam lowblowed Justin and the referee yelled at him. Adam clotheslined the ref down and signalled for someone in the back. Marshall Law and Order came out. Adam and them beat on Justin until he was knocked out. Law and Order got the ref up but he refused to count for Adam. They threw him out of the ring and left. After awhile, another ref came out and counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"This was a sad victory." Ken yelled,"WE HAVE A NEW TV CHAMPION!"
Interview with Justin Edible
James was backstage with Justin Edible. James said,"I don't know about you but that loss wasn't fair." Justin yelled,"OF COURSE, IT WASN'T FAIR! Timothy Jones has screwed everyone in UWM except his FWM bullshit! I, for one, will not stand by while this happens." Justin Edible walked away and James said,"Let's get back to UWM Saturday Night."
ReyMooseJr vs. El Grapadoro
"Sleep Now in the Fire" hit and ReyMooseJr came out with Ravishing Royal Rini at his side. They got into the ring, kissed, and Rini went ringside. "Sleep Now in the Fire" hit again and El Grapadoro came out dressed like Rey with a blow-up doll dressed like Rini. The crowd roared. Ken laughed and said,"This is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen!" Rini turned around and stared at him. Ken said,"I mean...THIS IS HORRIBLE!" El Grapadoro slid into the ring and the bell rang. Rey ran at him and El Grapadoro hit him with the blow-up doll. Rey fell to the ground and the ref checked on him. Steven said,"Geez...Rey must be a wimp." The referee checked out Rey while El Grapadoro ripped the doll apart revealing a baseball bat. The crowd roared again and he tossed the bat to the outside. He ran over to Rey and pinned him. The ref counted 1.. and Rey kicked out. El Grapadoro picked ReyMooseJr up and brought him up in the air for a suplex. Rini lowblowed El Grapadoro from the outside and ddt'ed him. Rey smiled at Rini, got on the ground, and kissed her. Ken said,"Awww...what a kute couple!" El Grapadoro got up, climbed the top rope, and elbowdropped Rey. He rolled him over and pinned. The ref counted 1..2.. and Rini pulled El Grapadoro off Rey. The ref called for the bell. Ken said,"I don't believe it! El Grapadoro won a match but didn't win the belt."
Foundation Backstage
Law & Order were shown talking by the equipment trucks with Adam Blackman when suddenly a huge crate fell on them and Justin Edible hopped down and had a singapore cane. Law got up but was put back down immidiately with a cane shot to the face. Order got up and Edible shattered the cane over Orders head. "HOLY SHIT!!" screamed Ken. "I don't believe it" said Steven, "it broke into a million pieces." Justin was also surprised. Adam Blackman was up and charged Jstin, but Edible caught Blackman and Sky-Highed him through a near by table. "He's pissed about losing that title,"asked Steven. Edible walked away laughing as Law was trying to revive Blackman and Order. "This isn't a good night for Law & Order,"said Ken.
Sin/Pane vs. Triple X/Macho Moose
Steven said,"Now, it's time for Sin and Pane to get revenge on The Foundation. They face Triple X and Macho Moose." Triple X and Macho Moose came out next to the crowd's boo's. They got into the ring with Sin and Pane and the match started. Sin and Pane used their size advantage and backed Triple X and Macho into opposite corners. Then, they whipped them into each other. They stumped around. Pane went to clothesline Macho Moose but he ducked and Pane and Macho both went over the top rope. Sin gave Triple X a big boot to the face and stomped on him. The referee got him off and Triple X got up. Sin pushed the ref away and Triple X lowblowed him. Triple X set him up for the Sexdegree but Pane came out of nowhere from the top rope with a clothesline. The ref yelled at Pane. With the ref distracted, Macho Moose attacked Sin with a chair. Pane kept trying to get over there but the ref stopped him. Triple X and Macho Moose both double teamed him with suplexes and ddts on the chair. Steven said,"Look! It's Justin Edible!" Justin ran into the ring with a Kendo Stick and knocked both Triple X and Macho Moose down. Justin rolled Sin on top of Triple X and slid out. The ref ran over and counted 1..2..3. Ken screamed,"NOOOO! Justin Edible is in trouble!" Steven said,"Sin and Pane got their revenge." Ken said,"Next week, The Foundation will get theirs."
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