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Moose Pack in the Ring
Ken screamed,"WELCOME TO UWM SATURDAY NIGHT!!!" Steven said,"A little hyper tonight, Ken?" Ken screamed,"MUDWRESTLING TONIGHT!!!" Steven said,"Oh, yeah. Ravishing ROYAL Rini challenged Womankind to a Mudwrestling Match tonight. There's the ring over by the entrance area." The Moose Pack's music hit and Macho Moose, Big Moose, ReyMooseJr, and Ravishing Royal Rini came out. They got into the ring and Macho got a mic. He said,"Now, that Moose Pack has some real power, things are going to be a lot different starting with The Rage. They were always our enemies. They screwed us over and over. I lost my chance at becoming the first UWM World Champion because of LeReux. Well, tonight is the night that Moose Pack ends this feud. Tonight is the night where Moose Pack's Big Moose, ReyMooseJr and me take on The Rage's LeReux, Sin, and Pane. If Rage loses, they will be forced to break up. We won't lose so you all can say goodbye to The Rage." Macho gave Rini the mic and she said,"Womankind, you filthy peasant. Tonight, you and me will be in that Mudwrestling Ring and I will be the one to win. I am better than you. Hell, I'm better than any woman in this arena. Don't worry, Womankind. I won't mess up that pretty face of yours!" Moose Pack laughed and lefted the ring. Steven yelled,"Wait a minute!" LeReux, Sin, and Pane ran out of the entrance area and tossed all of the Moose Pack into the Mudwrestling Ring. Ken screamed,"You can't do that!" Steven said,"They just did!"
PD Derek vs. The Brain
"No Chance" came on and Timothy Jones came out with The Brain and all of the
Foundation behind him. They were each carrying a board of wood. They filed
down the ramp and surrounded the ring. Timothy Jones signaled for a mic while
he and The Brain climbed in. "PD Derek, tonight you have NO CHANCE! Since you
lost to me and I control your matches, I have decided that tonight you will face
The Brain in a lumberjack match! The Foundation is here to show you the way
back into the ring, should you fall out. So get your butt out here so we can
kick it!" Jones threw down the mic and walked out of the ring. "Well, PD
seems to have gotten himself into quite a bit of trouble here. I'm not even
sure how he is going to get in the ring, let alone win this match!" said Steven.
PD came down the ramp slowly. The circle of the foundation members opened a
path for him. As PD walked to the ring, the circle closed in, and as he started
through the ropes someone hit him in the back with a board and the bell rang.
"I couldn't see who made that first hit, but I doubt that will be the last!"
said Ken. The Brain charged into PD, knocking him into the ropes where someone
again hit him in the back with a board. PD went down on the mat and Brain
started to do a little dance. PD rolled and kicked The Brain's feet out from
under him. He got up, grabbed The Brain and suplexed him. Then he grabbed him
and piledrived him. PD set The Brain up for a Sex-Factor but Brain countered
and whipped PD into the corner. The Brain went for a clotheline, but PD
moved and The Brain hit the corner. PD hit a huge splash on him, then started
to kick him in the gut. The ref came over to stop him, and while PD was yelling
at the ref, The Brain got out of the corner and grabbed PD. He threw him out of
the ring and into the Foundation. PD hit the ground and the Foundation swarmed
over him, swinging boards and breaking them over Pd's back. "This does not look
good for PD!" said Ken. "Wait, who's coming down the ramp now?" asked Steven.
Shawn and DJ were running down the ramp with baseball bats. They started to
wade into the foundation, swinging wildly. Big Moose stood up and walked
towards them, but Shawn and DJ were ready and they both swung at his left knee
with a bat. There was an audible CRACK and Big Moose grabbed his knee and went
down. "HOLY CRAP! Did you hear that! I hope for there sake that they did not
break anything." said Ken. PD crawled out of the fray and got into the ring,
where the Brain was dancing around. PD dragged a board in with him and ran to
The Brain. He jumped and slammed the board into The Brain's head, breaking it.
The Brain went down. PD picked him up and Sex-Factor him. "That's it! It's
over!" yelled Ken. PD covered and the ref counted 1..2..3! The foundation heard
the bell and looked at the ring. Shawn and DJ climbed into the ring and helped
PD back down the ramp.
Rogues Backstage
Jesse was seen by a camera backstage. He said,"Are you sure?" The camera moved and saw Lukas holding his leg. Lukas said,"Yeah, I sprained my ankle. I can't wrestler. Just tell Jones to cancel the match." Jesse said,"Yeah...okay." Steven said,"Looks like we've lost a match tonight."
Marshall Law and Order vs. ??????
Marshall Law and Order came out to their music and Steven said,"Wait. They are supposed to face the Rogues. Jesse must not have made it to Jones in time. Look likes we've had a little error." The Rogues music hit and Ken said,"What the!?" Jesse Bane ran out alone. Steven said,"Is he crazy," as he slid into the ring. Law and Order stomped on him as the bell rang. The ref told one of them to leave and Order left. Law pounded away on Jesse and whipped him to the ropes. Jesse ducked a clothesline, bounced off the ropes, and dropkicked Law. Law got up and received another dropkick. Order ran in and got one as well. Law clotheslined Jesse from behind and kicked him a couple times in the head. Law picked him up and tagged Order in. Order nailed Jesse in the ribs. Order powerslammed him and climbed the turnbuckle. Jesses got up, jumped to the top rope, bounced off, and bulldogged Order to the outside. Ken screamed,"OHHHHHHH DADDY!" Law came down and slammed Jesse. He picked him up for a suplex but Jesse countered and gave him the handstand ddt. Jesse rolled Law and Order in and layed them on top of each other. He climbed to the top rope and did a senton bomb into a pin. The ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"I don't believe this! Jesse Bane defeated Marshall Law and Order on his own!" The cameras backstage showed Lukas watching the match.
Slut TV
The Big TV powered up and Womankind was standing outside DDT's locker room.
"Ladies and gentlemen, how about another edition of Slut TV? Let's just see who
is in DDT's locker room, shall we?" she said. "I don't like it when she tries
to be cute." said Ken. Womankind opened the door a crack and Rini was inside
talking to DDT. "I don't deserve this. I am Royalty after all. Why should I
even have to look upon that peasant Womankind? She disgusts me. She gives
women a bad name. She doesn't even have any talent for TV, ya know? That Slut
TV thing that she does is totally boring. Nobody cares what she has to say. I
tell you what, I don't think it is fair. Not one bit, I mean think about it!
To make me, Royalty, wrestle with that peasant, especially in the mud! One good
thing though, I will show her how dirty she is! I will rub her little face into
that mud until she eats it! She won't know what hit her! NOBODY makes a fool
out of Ravishing, ROYAL RINI!" she yelled. Womankind closed the door. "Well,
we shall see about that challenge, eh? I will make a fool out of her tonight!"
said Womankind. The TV powered off.
El Grapadoro vs. Lance Fortune
"Nobody's Real" came on and Lance Fortune came out and started to throw money
into the crowd. People started to crowd the ramp trying to get the money and
cheering Lance. He climbed into the ring. He started to look around to see who
would be his opponent. "Who is scheduled to come out next?" asked Steven.
"Don't know, but to get the crowd on their side, they are gonna have to spend
some serious cash!" said Ken. "Nobody's Real" came back on and El Grapadoro
came out dressed like Lance. He started down the ramp throwing money into the
crowd, and the crowd started to clamber after his money. Suddenly the crowd
started to throw the money back at El Grapadoro. "Those are Mexican Pesos he's
throwing! Nobody is gonna want those!" said Steven. "Yeah, there worth what,
10 cents American each? Wow, looks like he spent a whole 50 bucks for that
stunt!" said Ken. El Grapadoro climbed into the ring and the bell rang. Lance
stood in the center of the ring and waited as El Grapadoro strutted around the
edge of the ring. El Grapadoro charged Lance, but Lance stepped to the side and
grabbed El Grapadoro. He threw him into the ropes and clotheslined him down.
El Grapadoro bounced back up but Lance was waiting with a quick forearm to the
head. El Grapadoro stumbled back to the corner and Lance splashed him. Lance
climbed up to the top rope and tried a spinning leg drop but El Grapadoro rolled
out of the way and Lance hit the mat hard. "Too early for that kind of a move."
said Steven. El Grapadoro started to dance and hype the crowd but no one was
responding. Lance got up and caught El Grapadoro's boot in the face. Lance
went back into the corner and El Grapadoro ran at him to splash. Lance saw him
coming and jumped up to the top rope and out of the way. El Grapadoro hit the
corner and lance came down with an elbow to the back of his neck. "That was El
Grapadoro's move! Lance stole his move!" yelled Ken. "It's only fair, El
Grapadoro stole his gimmick and music!" said Steven. El Grapadoro went down to
the mat and Lance stomped on him a few times to make sure he would not move.
Then he climbed back up to the top rope again and did the spinning leg drop.
This time it landed and Lance rolled over into a pin. The ref came over and
counted 1..2..3. "This match was all one sided. El Grapadoro had no chance!"
said Ken. "Are you siding with the Foundation now?" asked Steven. "No, I just
thought El Grapadoro had no chance at winning!" said Ken. "Seems to me an odd
choice of phrase for the match. No Chance, eh? I am keeping an eye on you."
said Steven.
Hardcore Howie Interview
"Lets go backstage where Hardcore Howie is standing by with Ken." said Steven.
"So Howie, how do you feel about DaShi having the Hardcore title?" asked Ken.
Howie grabbed the mic, shoved Ken to the side and stared at the camera. "I am
MAD! I am ANGRY! I am OUTRAGED at the tactics of DaShi NoKia! I worked my ass
off for that title! I fought long and hard, battled my way through opponent
after opponent to prove that I was the Hardcore champion! I NEVER would have
lost it had that no good piece of crap Al Fro cheated and had me handcuffed.
And now, to have DaShi play us like that! He has no idea who he is messing
with! I want my title back now! I earned that title! I want it back and I am
going to get it back! DASHI!!!!! I will personally kick your ass tonight!
In the parking lot! You will not leave tonight without facing me!
I will get my title back! Tonight!! FACE ME TONIGHT!!!" he yelled. Howie
threw the mic at Ken and stormed off in a rage. "Well, there you have it.
DaShi has been challenged to a Hardcore match tonight in the parking garage
downstairs. I am going to move my car right now!" said Ken. "KEN! MOVE MINE
TOO!" yelled Steven.
Ravishing Royal Rini vs. Womankind
Rini's music comes on and she comes down the walkway in a velvet cape and crown.
ReyMooseJr walked with her and took her cape when she got to the ring. Rini was
wearing a one-piece bathing suit in purple with sequins slashing down half. She
grabbed a mic. "Womankind! I am sick of your antics and your little TV show
and most of all I am sick of YOU! I do not need to do this, but tonight I will
prove my superiority to you by rubbing your face in the mud! Come on out here
and face me if you have the guts! Come on out here and wallow in the mud like
the dirty peasant that you are!" Womankind came down the walkway and ran into the
ring. The bell rang and Womankind feinted at Rini. Rini flinched back and
Womankind began to laugh. She grabbed a handful of mud and threw it at Rini,
hitting her in the chest. Rini looked disgustedly at her outfit. Womankind
continued to laugh until Rini grabbed a handful of mud and hit Womankind in the
face with it. Womankind began to gag on the mud and Rini came over and shoved
her. The mud was slick and Womankind fell down, landing in a splash. She got
up and charged Rini. They both went down and started to roll, each trying to
get a grip on the other. The mud covered both of them, and was slippery enough
that neither one could get a grip until Womankind grabbed Rini's hair. She
stood up and slammed Rini into a corner. Then she ran at her for a splash but
slipped and went down. Rini surged out of the corner and landed a knee to the
gut. The ref went in to see if Rini pinned but Womankind reached out and
grabbed him. "She's got mud in her eye! She can't see who she's got!" yelled
Ken. Womankind kicked the ref in the head and he went down. Rini used the
opportunity to stomp on Womankind. The ref was still trying to get up when Rini
rolled Womankind over and put her knee in her back. Womankind's face was in the
mud and Rini pushed on the back of her head to keep it there. "She can't do
that! Womankind can't breathe! She could suffocate! Someone stop her!" yelled
Steven. Rini kept up the pressure as Womankind started to struggle fiercely.
The ref was trying to get the mud out of his face, and could not see what was
happening. Rini had a look of horrible evil on her face as she slowly ground
Womankind's face in the mud. ReyMooseJr jumped into the ring and grabbed Rini,
pulling her off of Womankind. Rini look as if she was going to hit Rey, but
realized it was him, and stopped. Rey yelled at her about killing Womankind and
Rini looked abashed. Womankind rolled over and started to cough up mud. Rey
jumped out of the ring and Rini placed one foot on Womankind's chest. The ref
saw this and came over to count. 1..2..3! Rey grabbed a
bucket of water and poured it over Rini to wash off the mud, and the water
landed on Womankind who sat up and continued to cough. "That was not good. Did
you see the look on her face? She wanted to KILL her!" said Steven. "Serves
her right for all the things she has done to Rini." said Ken. "I can't believe
you are siding with Rini! You must really like the Foundation! I think you
want them to win!" said Steven. "Hey, I would pick Rini's puppies over
Womankind's basset hounds any day." said Ken.
Timothy Jones Backstage
Cameras backstage showed Timothy Jones talking to Macho Moose, Big Moose, and ReyMooseJr. He said,"DOn't worry. I will personally make sure nothing goes wrong tonight. The Rage will lose. Nothing will stop Moose Pack."
Hardcore Howie vs. Dashi Nokia
"Well, tonight we are gonna see blood!" said Ken. "Hardcore Howie is
downstairs now in the parking lot looking for DaShi NoKia. He has a ref with
him and the winner of the fight will be the hardcore champ!" The big TV showed
Howie searching through the parking garage with a bat in his hand. Howie was
looking under cars, in cars and around steps. He was yelling out "DaShi! Come
out come out where ever you are!" when the lights in the garage suddenly went
out. The only light was the one on the camera showing Howie looking around.
DaShi's voice could be heard laughing but Howie could not find the source.
Howie began to run here and there looking for the source of the laughter. DaShi
came racing into the light with a wooden practice sword and slashed at Howie's
wrists. Howie screamed, dropped the bat and grabbed his right wrist as DaShi
kept running right out of the circle of light. Howie turned to face where DaShi
went but DaShi came from behind the cameraman and hit Howie in the knee with the
sword. DaShi kept running out of the light as Howie turned to face him, holding
his knee. "Come on! Fight me! Stop running away!" yelled Howie. DaShi began
to laugh again. Howie turned as DaShi came running into the light. Howie dove
into DaShi's legs, causing DaShi to miss the swing at Howie's head and stumble
to the ground. Howie got up and kicked DaShi in the face. DaShi rolled back
and into a fighting stance. Howie kicked up with his foot and caught the wooden
sword in his left hand. He yelled and charged DaShi, swinging wildly at his
head. DaShi ducked and spun to Howie's right side, grabbing the sword as it
ended its arc around where he used to be. DaShi pulled on the sword and Howie
lurched to his right, sticking his right arm and hand out to stop his fall.
DaShi brought a chop down on Howie's right wrist and Howie howled in pain.
DaShi started to laugh. He chopped Howie in the chest and in the throat and
then brought his knee into Howie's gut, while still pulling on the sword. Howie
bent over DaShi's knee and DaShi let go of the sword to do a double ax handle to
the back of Howie's neck. Howie dropped to the ground but rolled out of the way
of DaShi's stomp. Howie came up swinging and caught DaShi in the left knee with
the sword. DaShi grimaced, and dropped to one knee. Howie swung at his head
but DaShi dropped to the ground and rolled. Howie stomped on DaShi's knee.
DaShi yelled and rolled back into the fighting stance. Both men stared at each
other, Howie with the wooden sword in his left hand, DaShi favoring his right
knee. Suddenly a pair of headlights came on facing the cameraman and a car came
at them all. Howie and DaShi both jumped out of the way, but the car caught
them both and they went down. Al Fro got out of the car and started to stomp on
Howie. Then he went over to DaShi and started to stomp on his knee. DaShi
started to yell in pain, but there was laughter mixed in with it. The ref got
up from where he was and tried to get Al off of DaShi. Al hit the ref and he
went down. Al went back over to Howie and started to stomp on his wrist. The
ref got back up and ended the match. He called for help as Al turned on him and
started to chase him down the garage. The camera turned and the TV showed the
silhouette of Al and the ref running away in the twin beams of the car. "WOW!
That was some fight! And there is still no winner! The ref called the match
because of interference. What will happen next time?" said Steven.
LeReux Interview
Steven said,"James is backstage with LeReux." James said,"LeReux, you've heard from Moose Pack and Timothy Jones. What do you plan to do to stop them?" LeReux said,"They have something planned but it won't matter. We've always been able to beat them. It doesn't matter that they are part of the Foundation. The Rage will survive like they always do."
The Rage vs. Moose Pack
The Rage came out first. LeReux, Sin, and Pane got into the ring. The Moose Pack came out next. Macho Moose, Big Moose, and ReyMooseJr got into the ring and got into a staredown with The Rage. The bell rang and The Rage knocked Moose Pack over the top rope. Steven said,"What power by The Rage!" Big Moose got in and knocked Pane and Sin down with a double clothesline but LeReux gave him a big boot to the face. Sin and Pane got out of the ring as LeReux climbed on top of Big Moose and punched away at him. The ref pulled LeReux off and Big Moose got up. Big Moose bounced off the ropes and LeReux tripped him. LeReux tagged in Pane. Pane climbed the top ropes while LeReux held Big Moose down. ReyMooseJr knocked Pane down before he could jump. Pane crashed to the floor and Sin knocked Rey to the floor too. Big Moose knocked LeReux away and Sin pulled Big Moose to the outside. Macho Moose ran in and lowblowed LeReux behind the ref's back. Rey slid a chair into the ring and Macho hit LeReux with it. He slid it back out of the ring and called the ref over. He pinned LeReux but the referee wouldn't count. Ken yelled,"THAT MORON!" Steven said,"The legal men are Pane and Big Moose." Macho shoved the ref down and LeReux got up. Macho turnbuckle and got the LeReux Driver from LeReux. Rey slid into the ring and attacked LeReux. LeReux chokeslammed him to the outside. Sin and Pane double teamed Big Moose on the outside and rolled him into the ring. The ref got LeReux and Sin out of the ring and left Pane in the ring with Big Moose. He set Big Moose up and tried to Super Powerbomb him. He tried and tried but couldn't. He tagged in Sin and both of them picked him up. Sin tagged LeReux and LeReux climbed the turnbuckle. He jumped off and did a legdrop on Big Moose as Pane did the Super Powerbomb. Sin ran over and stopped Macho and Rey from coming in as Pane pinned. The referee counted 1..2..3. Steven yelled,"The Rage did it! They beat the Moose Pack!" The Foundation came out and they attacked The Rage. Ken said,"Show The Rage who's in charge!" The Rage Laid beaten in the ring and Timothy Jones came out. He got into the ring and got a mic. He said,"I promised that there would be an end to The Rage tonight and I STAND BY THAT!" They dragged The Rage to the entrance area and Big Moose carried a ladder. Steven said,"What in the Hell are they doing!?" Big Moose set the ladder up and climbed it. Law and Order brought LeReux up to him and Big Moose put his hand around his throat. Steven said,"There's a table down there and it's about a 30ft drop! Don't do it!" Ken said,"This is an Ohh Daddy moment." Big Moose lifed him up and chokeslammed him off the ladder through the table below. Ken screamed,"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY!" Steven yelled,"LeReux is broken in half!" Law and Order grabbed Sin but Sin and Pane attacked them. Pane kicked Order right into the ladder and Big Moose went flying down to the floor next to LeReux. Sin and Pane knocked Law and Order away and went after Macho and Rey. Timothy Jones backed away from the fight and stopped when PD Derek's music hit. Mr. Jones turned around slowly and was face-to-face with PD Derek. Derek grabbed him, ran with him, and threw Mr. Jones off the entrance ramp. Steven said,"HE DESERVES THAT!" Officials came out and checked on LeReux, Big Moose, and Timothy. Big Moose was holding his arm and LeReux and Mr. Jones weren't moving. Steven said,"We're running out of time! How bad is LeReux's condition! Find out next week!"
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