• Written by Shaun

Foundation in the Ring

"WELCOME TO UWM UNRESTRICTED! This is a very exciting night. It may be the greatest pay-per-view in UWM history! So much is happening tonight. The main event will be Kef-Pac verses Triple X for the World Championship,"said Steven. Ken said,"Don't forget the Ms. Unrestricted Bikini Contest!" Steven said,"I didn't....and tonight, Timothy Jones, of all people, will take on PD Derek! I can't wait to see that. If Mr. Jones wins, Derek's paychecks go to Jamie Jones, Derek has to start all over at the bottom of the UWM Ladder, and Timothy Jones will control all of Derek's matches until he becomes the first contender. If Derek wins, he gains control of UWM for one night. I don't know about this. It sounds like Derek should get more." Ken said,"It doesn't matter. Mr. Jones can be that hillbilly anyday of the week." The Foundation's music hit and Ken said,"Here he comes now with the World Champion and the Tag Team Champions." The Foundation came down to the ring, got a mic, and went in. Timothy Jones took the mic and was about to say something but D-Kef's music came on. Kef-Pac, Kevin Michaels, and RoadFoxx came out. Kef-Pac had a mic and said,"Before you run your mouth about Triple X being the greatest, listen up. I've been screwed throughout my career as a wrestler. This is my night and that will be my belt. But it's not just my night, it's HBK and RoadFoxx's night because they'll take those Tag Team Belts. Marshall Law and Order? DeGeneration-Kef doesn't believe in law and order and we don't believe in kisses our boss's ass like you all in the ring do." Mr. Jones said,"Kef-Pac, you were never screwed out of being World Champion. You just....SUCK! Triple X has all the skills and that's why he is champion. You don't have any skills besides whoring off that bitch, Tygress." Kef-Pac said,"You should talk! Your daughter is slut that got pregnant! Now, D-Kef is going to walk away with those belts Goddamnit and if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!" The crowd yelled,"KRAM IT!"

Lance Fortune vs. ReyMooseJr

Steven said,"Let's get this show underway with the first match. This is the last round of the Intercontinental Tournament. We are down to two. Here they are!" ReyMooseJr came out with the crowd on his side. Lance Fortune came out next throwing money into the crowd and quickly had the crowd on his side. He came out with Mr. Lucky and Joe Hart. Lance got into the ring after Rey got in and the bell rang. Lance Fortune showed off to the crowd and Rey hit him with a dropkick. Lance got up and gave Rey a gutbuster. Rey layed on the mat holding his stomach while Lance stomped on him. Rey rolled out of the ring and Lance distracted the ref. Joe Hart and Mr. Lucky stomped away on ReyMooseJr. Mr. Lucky got a chair while Lance Fortune kept distracting the ref. Mr. Lucky hit Rey with the chair while Joe held. Steven said,"This isn't right. Come on, ref. Do your job!" Ken said,"Lance is a smart wrestler...except what will he do to stop that!" Big Moose ran down the entrance ramp and clotheslined Mr. Lucky. Joe punched at Big Moose but to no effect. Big Moose picked him up and threw him over the guardrail. Then, he throat tossed Mr. Lucky over the guardrail. Steven said,"Good thing Big Moose is here. He's getting rid of Mr. Lucky and Joe Hart." Rey crawled back into the ring and Lance gave him a few legdrops. He picked Rey up and suplexed him back to the mat. Rey slowly got up and Lance set him up for a powerbomb. Lance picked him up, spun around, and powerbombed him into the turnbuckle. Ken said,"OUCH! That's gotta hurt." Lance picked the hurt Rey up and double arm ddt'ed him. After that, he climbed the turnbuckle, jumped off, spun in the air, and hit the mat as ReyMooseJr rolled out of the way. The ref began to count 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 and both of them got up slowly. Lance ran at Rey and clotheslined him. Lance motioned to the crowd and posed for them while Rey was getting up. Rey grabbed his head from behind, jumped up, flipped Lance over him, and slammed his head hard against the mat. Steven yelled,"PIMP DRIVER! That's his move!" Rey pinned and the ref counted 1..2..3. Ken said,"ReyMooseJr is the new Intercontinental Champion!" Rey celebrated in the ring. Ravishing Regal Rini ran out and got into the ring. They hugged and walked to the back.

Tygress Interview

"James is back with Tygress. That lucky bastard...why couldn't I be the interview..instead I'm stuck out here with Mr. Boring,"said Ken. James was in Tygress's dressing room. James said,"Tygress, what do you have planned for this first ever Ms. Unrestricted?" Tygress said,"This is going to be a night to remember. I haven't seen what the other women have chosen but it's nothing compared to my outfit. Would you care to see?" James said,"Alright." Ken yelled,"NO! NO! I wanna see!" Tygress stood infront of the camera with her back to it and opened her robe. James's mouth dropped. Ken screamed,"NO! NO! ME! ME!" Tygress closed her robe and gave a little smile to the camera. Ken said,"Now, I have to wait!"

Kevin Michaels/RoadFoxx vs. Marshall Law and Order

"This should be a great match. Foundation members verses D-Kef members,"said Steven. Kevin Michaels and RoadFoxx came out first. RoadFoxx said,"L and O think they are the best but we all know they're gay. Those belts are gonna go around the waists of RoadFoxx and HBK. Now, let's kick it Foxxy Style!" They got into the ring and Kevin took the mic. He said,"HELLLO LADIES! You see ladies, I understand you. I know you don't want to see to see two men with nightsticks when you can see one man with a bazooka!" The ladies cheered as Marshall Law and Order came running down the ramp. They slid into the ring and Kevin and Foxx stomped on them. The bell rang and Law and Order pushed them away. Ken said,"No one can beat Marshall Law and Order. They're the Tag Team Champions." Order knocked RoadFoxx over the top rope but he fell out with him. Law and Kevin started exchanging rights and lefts. Law grabbed HBK and gave him a huge headbutt. Kevin stumbled backwards into the corner. Law started choking Kevin Michaels with his boot until the ref got him off. HBK came out of the turnbuckle full force with an European uppercut to the jaw of Law. Kevin began kicking Law in the gut. Law crawled over and tagged Order in. Order clotheslined Kevin down. RoadFoxx ran in and was clotheslined down. HBK got up and Order ddt'ed him and when RoadFoxx got up, he got the same. Foxx rolled out of the ring and Kevin piledrove Order to the mat. Kevin pinned and the ref counted 1..2. Law broke the count up. Kevin started fighting with Law and Order lowblowed Kevin. Foxx ran in and knocked Order down. Steven said,"This is an all-out war!" Law rolled to the outside and grabbed a chair. The ref was looking the other way as he hit RoadFoxx with it. Law went to pin but HBK broke it up. Order came from behind him with a clothesline. Order picked him up, put him on his shoulders, and waited for Law. Law climbed the turnbuckle and was about to jump off but Kevin jumped off Order and hit the Sweet & Sour Chin Music on Law. Law fell down hard on the outside. Before Order could realize what happened, he received Sweet & Sour Chin Music. HBK pinned Order and the ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"We have new Tag Team Champions, Kevin Michaels and RoadFoxx. D-Kef beat Foundation. Will it work out that way for the main event?"

Slut TV

The Big TV powered up and Womankind stood outside the women's locker room. She said,"Hello wrestling fans and sluts of the world. Today is the big contest. It's the Ms. Unrestricted Bikini Contest. Now, must of you are thinking,"Geez, Womankind. Do you have a problem with everything these women do?" Well, the answer is YES. They're total sluts and they get more recognization than me! Well, if bikini contests weren't slutty enough, let's see what they're are doing. Womankind opened the door a crack and the camera showed Ravishing Regal Rini, DDT, and Sexy Della. Rini said,"Does this bikini bottom make my butt look big?" DDT said,"Kinda but don't change the top. Your top is perfect but here." DDT rubbed so glitter stuff on her chest and legs. DDT said,"I use this stuff all the time to show off any area I want." Sexy Della was stuffing her bra and said,"Damnit. I need more tissue." Rini handed her some and she went back to stuffing. Womankind said,"I'm not sure if those are the outfits that they will be wearing but you can bet it will be slutty. The same goes with Tygress and her secret bikini. That's all for tonight." The Big TV powered down and Ken said,"Damnit! I wanted to see some puppies."

Jerkicho vs. Justin Edible

Steven said,"This match is for the TV Championship." Jerkicho came out first with a mic. As he walked down to the ring, he said,"Now, Justin Edible thinks he can beat me but he can never EEEEEEEVER beat me. You're looking at the next Television Champion." Justin Edible came out next. Jerkicho said,"You might as well lay down and let me pin you before I kick your ass!" Justin slid into the ring and the bell rang. Jerkicho punched at the back of Justin's head but Justin tripped him and stomped on him. Justin punched away at him and got off him when the ref yelled at him. Jerkicho got up and lowblowed Justin behind the ref's back. Justin went down and Jerkicho went for the LionTwoTimer. Justin pushed him back into the turnbuckle. He got up, climbed the turnbuckle, and started punching Jerkicho. The crowd counted,"1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10." Jerkicho stumbled around and Justin hit his Sky High. Steven said,"It's over all ready??" Ken said,"Boring. Let's just go the Ms. Unrestricted Contest." Justin put the Figure Four on Jerkicho but Jerkicho got to the ropes. Justin was forced to let go and then, he stomped on Jerkicho. Jerkicho shoved Justin away and got up. Jerkicho ran and clotheslined Justin Edible down. Then, Jerkicho moonsaulted off the middle rope for a pin. The ref counted 1..2 and Justin kicked out. Jerkicho picked Justin up by his legs, moved his head under the bottom rope, fell backwards, and Justin went neckfirst into the bottom rope. Steven said,"Dear God! He was almost decapitated!" Jerkicho pulled Justin away from the ropes and slingshotted him up but he hit the ref. Ken said,"The ref is down!" Jerkicho put the LionTwoTimer on Justin but there was no ref. Steven said,"Justin's tapping but no ref!" Suddenly, out of nowhere,"Do you smell what The Brain is thinkin'" came on. Steven said,"WHAT THE HELL!? That's The Brain!" The Brain ran at out and slid into the ring. He gave Jerkicho right hand after right hand. Jerkicho tried to punch him but Brain hooked his arm and gave him The Brain's Bottom. Brain rolled Justin Edible on top of Jerkicho and slid out. The ref got up after awhile and counted 1...2...3. Steven said,"I don't believe this! Justin Edible is still the TV Champion after The Brain helped him. What is this all about?"

Al Fro Backstage

Backstage, Cameras showed Al Fro rocking back and forth in his chair. He said,"It's okay. You don't have your hamster. You can do this by yourself. What am I saying! Omsok carried my ass all the time. I'm doomed. I gotta do this for Omsok. Do it for Omsok." Steven said,"Okay..."

Brain Interview

Ken said,"James is backstage right now with The Brain. Now, maybe, we can learn why he came back to UWM." The Camera backstage showed James and The Brain near the entrance area. James said,"Brain, why are you here? What's happening with your wrestling school? Why did you attack Jerkicho?" The Brain said,"One question at a time James. Do you like waffles?" James said,"Well, I gu.." The Brain interupted him and said,"IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU LIKE WAFFLES! What's your favorite kind of waffle?" James said,"I've always like.." The Brain interupted again and said,"KNOW YOUR I.Q. AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! The Brain says there are many types of waffles. You've got your blueberry waffles, you've got your strawberry waffles, you've got your Belgium waffles, and...you've got your POONTANG WAFFLES!" James said,"Poontang waffles?" The Brain said,"James, what did I tell you earlier?" James said,"Know your I.Q. and shut your mouth..." The Brain said,"DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO THE SMART ONE LIKE THAT!" James said,"I was just repeating what you told me!" The Brain said,"DON'T EVER TRY TO COPY THE SMART ONE AND NEVER RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME!" James said,"I'm sorry." The Brain said,"Sorry doesn't cut it ja..ja...ja" James timidly said,"Jabroni....." The Brain said,"DON'T EVER CORRECT THE SMART ONE! Now, James, go suck on a hippo's nipple. I'll do this interview by myself." James left and The Brain said,"Jerkicho, you think it's funny to ruin the Smart One's school. You think it's fun to send building inspectors to my school and have them shut it down. Are you having fun now, you little ja..ja..ja..oh nevermind." The Brain left and Steven said,"Well, I guess that's our answer for now." Ken said,"Someone better find James before he kills himself or something...."

Ms. Unrestricted

Ken screamed,"OHHHHHHH DADDY!!!!! Ms. Unrestricted!!!! Let me see the puppies!" Steven said,"Here come the judges for this event." Bad Ass Chilli Gunn, James, and Pretty Fly Danny Smith. Steven said,"Chilli Gunn doesn't wrestle for UWM anymore and Danny Smith has been out for some time." James got a mic and said,"The other judge isn't here today so I'm asking anyone out there that wants to be a judge come down here." Before James could finish talking, Ken was already in the fourth seat. James said,"Nevermind. Now, let's bring out the girls!" Sexy Della, Ravishing Regal Rini, DDT, Womankind, and Tygress came down to the ring and got in wearing their robes. Steven said,"Womankind??" James said,"First up is Sexy Della." Ken screamed,"SHOW ME THE PUPPIES!" Sexy Della disrobed and revealed a leather cowgirl bikini. Ken drooled a bit. She pulled out a lasso and twirled it over her head. James said,"Now, it's time to score her." Chilli gave her a 7, James gave her a 6, Danny gave her a 8, and Ken gave her a 10. James said,"That's 31. Now, Ravishing Regal Rini." She opened her robe to reveal a tight blue bikini and her whole body covered with body glitter. Ken drooled more. BA Chilli Gunn gave her a 8, James gave her a 7, Danny gave her a 10, and Ken gave her a 10. James said,"That's a 35 for Rini. Next up is DDT." DDT climbed the turnbuckle and took her robe off to reveal black leather Lingerie." Ken screamed,"OHHHHHHH DADDY!" Gunn gave her a 9, James gave her a 8, Danny gave her a 9, and Ken gave her a 10. James said,"DDT got a 36. Now...Womankind...." Womankind got a mic and said,"SCREW ALL OF YOU PERVERTS! I'm not gonna degrade myself like these other sluts!" The women jumped Womankind. They ripped her robe off and then, ripped her clothes off leaving her in her underwear. Steven said,"OH MY GOD!" Ken screamed,"OH NO! THE BASSET HOUNDS!" They wouldn't give her her clothes back so Womankind went outside the ring and went under the ring. Chilli gave her a 6, James gave her a 5, Danny gave her a 7, and Ken gave her a 0. James said,"Womankind got a 18. Last but not least is Tygress." Tygress slowly opened her robe to reveal she was wearing nothing but sand. Steven said,"Oh, my.." Ken screamed,"OHHHHHHHHH DADDY!!!!" and fell backwards. The crowd was roaring. Steven said,"What's Womankind doing?" Womankind got out from under the ring with a bucket of water and tossed it at Tygress's chest. All the sand came off and Tygress stood there topless as the crowd roared. An offical came in a covered her up. All the judges gave her a 10 and the James said,"It's clear that the winner and first ever Ms. Unrestricted with a score of 40, TYGRESS!" Tygress knocked the offical away and revealed herself again. More officals came in and covered her up. Ken was passed out on the floor and Steven said,"Well...there you have it. Tygress is Ms. Unrestricted."

PD Derek Interview

Ken said,"We found James. He's okay. He's backstage with PD Derek." Backstage, the camera showed James and PD Derek. James said,"Now, Derek, we all know that you are getting screwed. If you win, you only get control of UWM for ONE night! If Mr. Jones wins, he gets your paycheck, you go back to the bottom of the UWM Ladder, and he'll control all your matches." PD Derek said,"I know most people think that but that's not how PD Derek thinks. When I win, I'm gonna have Timothy Jones face me, Kef-pac, and Macho Moose in a steel cage handicap match. Not only that but all Foundation members will have to fight each other in Last Man Standing rules. Oh, and that John Carter, he'll have to face all members of the Rage in a Buried Alive handicap match." James said,"I see why you accepted his offer. Well, good luck to you. Now, back to more UWM action."

Al Fro vs. Hardcore Howie

Ken said,"Now, it's time to see Al Fro get some revenge on Hardcore Howie and maybe win the Hardcore Championship." Al Fro came out first wearing a suit. Steven said,"What the Hell?" Al Fro got into the ring, got a mic, and said,"Tonight, I wish to honor everyone's favorite hamster and mine, Omsok by having the bell ring 10 times. An offical came into the ring with the bell. He began to ring it, 1..2..3..4..5..6..7 and Hardcore Howie's music came on. Howie ran into the ring, got a mic, and said,"Go on, I don't wanna interupt." The official continued to ring it 8..9, Howie grabbed the bell, and smashed it into the side of Al Fro's head. Ken laughed and said,"The 10 ring was on Al Fro's head!" The offical took the bell back and rang it to begin the match. Al Fro got up and Howie clotheslined him over the top rope. Howie went on the outside and whipped Al Fro into the guardrail. Howie ran to clothesline Al and the fight spilled over the guardrail and into the crowd. Al picked up a chair and bashed it into Howie's head. Howie stumbled backwards and tripped over some chairs. Steven said,"The officials are having a hard time keeping the crowd away from this." Howie picked a chair up the same time Al did and they both tried to hit each other at the same time. Their chairs bounced off each others and hit themselves in the head. They both fell down and the ref counted 1..2..3..4..5..6 and they began to get up. Howie grabbed Al by the hair and tossed him over the guardrail. Howie dragged Al Fro up the entrance ramp and backstage. Steven said,"Get a camera back there. Come on!" Cameras ran backstage and the fight was already outside the arena. Ken said,"They're in the street!" Fro and Howie continued to throw punches as they crossed the street. Steven said,"Look at Al Fro's suit. It's torn all over and covered in blood." Ken said,"I hope it's not a rental." The fight went into a toy store. Steven said,"There's children in there and no officials to keep them away." Al Fro whipped Howie into a huge lego castle. Howie broke a piece off and hit Al Fro with it. Al Fro fell backwards and had trouble getting up. Howie climbed on top of a trampoline and began jumping up and down. Steven said,"What's he doing?" Ken said,"HE'S GONNA DO THE TOP ROPE BULLDOG!" Howie bounced over and came down straight at Al Fro. Al grabbed a baseball bat, turned around, and hit Howie in the ribs. Steven yelled,"Good God! Howie has to have a couple broken ribs. Al Fro pinned and the ref counted 1..2. and Howie kicked out. Al dragged Howie across the street. Steven said,"Oh, uh...That looks like an expensive store..." Al Fro whipped Howie but Howie reversed it and sent Al Fro right into a vase. A clerksyelled at them to stop. Hardcore Howie gave her the finger and stomped away on Al Fro. Howie picked him up and stuffed him in a vase. Al Fro stood up and stumbled around. Howie picked up a fancy chair and smashed it against the vase Al Fro had over the top half of his body. Ken said,"Look. The police showed up." Two armed policemen came up to Howie, pushed him against the wall, and cuffed him. One of them helped Al Fro up and asked if he was okay. Ken said,"Why aren't they arresting Al Fro!?" Steven said,"Look. All the clerks are in suits like Al Fro. They must think he's a clerk." Howie stuggled and got away from the police. Al Fro picked Howie up and gave him the Fro Plow. He pinned and the ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"We've got a new Hardcore Champion." The police took Howie away. Al Fro ran away and the cameras lost him. Ken said,"Where did that psycho go?" Al Fro appear at the entrance ramp and ran down to the announcer's table. He grabbed the Hardcore Title and held it up high. Steven said,"Al Fro deserve it." Al Fro slid into the ring and pointed to the sky. The crowd got on their feet and chanted,"Omsok," over and over.

Kef-Pac Interview

A camera went backstage where James was interviewing Kef-Pac. James said,"Kef-Pac, this is your night. You are in the main event in the biggest UWM pay-per-view of all time, UWM Unrestricted. Not only that, you are facing the man you hate most, who is also the World Champion." Kef-Pac said,"After tonight, he'll be the former World Champion. Tonight, I'll make it the greatest night in UWM history when I crush the Foundation's Champion." James said,"We all want that. Good luck to you. Now, let's get back to the matches."

Sin vs. Pane

Steven said,"This is a strange match. It's Sin verses Pane. They haven't got along since Sin hit Pane with a chair and they lost the Tag Team Titles." Ken said,"You know. It's kind of like how Kevin Michaels and Triple X broke up." Steven said,"That's true. Could this be the end of this tag team as well? Wait..I'm getting word from the back. LeReux is going to be...the special referee! I guess he wants to make sure this men don't kill each other." Sin came out first. Ken said,"Remember...Sin has had the World Championship before." Steven said,"Yeah, but LeReux gave it to him and he lost it about a week later. Pane came out next. Next, the special referee, LeReux came out. They all got into the ring and LeReux was about to call for the bell but the Foundation's music came on. Timothy Jones came out to the boo's of the crowd. He had a referee shirt in his hand and a mic in the other. He said as he walked to the ring,"LeReux, if you want to be the ref, you have to wear this." He threw it at him and said,"Come on. Put it on." LeReux wrapped it around his bicep and stared at Mr. Jones. Timothy quietly left and LeReux called for the bell. The bell sounded and Sin and Pane went at it. Sin grabbed Pane's throat and brought him down to the mat. Sin kept choking him until LeReux elbowdroped him in the back of the head. Steven said,"LeReux getting a little involved." Pane got up and slammed Sin's head into the turnbuckle. Pane rammed his knee into Sin's gut over and over. Pane went to whip Sin to the other turnbuckle but Sin countered, jabbed Pane in the throat, Pane flew upwards, and got tied up in the top and middle ropes. Sin punched away at Pane until Pane gave him a low knee. Sin fell backwards. LeReux ran over to Pane, clotheslined him over the top rope, and Pane's face hit the apron. Steven said,"No one better cheat as long as LeReux is the referee." Sin climbed the turnbuckle, jumped off, and hit the Flying Clothesline. Sin picked Pane up and threw him into the guardrail. Sin picked up a chair and smashed it into Pane's face. LeReux got outside and came up behind Sin. Ken said,"Oh, uh...watch out Sin." LeReux turned Sin around, grabbed his throat, and chokeslammed him. Steven said,"LeReux is doing everything pretty evenly. Chokeslam for a chairshot." LeReux rolled both men into the ring, got in himself, and counted 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. and they slowly got up. Pane gave Sin a double axe handle. Then, he put both Sin's hands between Sin's legs and lifted him straight up in the air causing Sin to flip in the air and land on his back. Pane picked him up and gave himself the Superpowerbomb. Ken yelled,"It's all over!" LeReux counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"Pane beat Sin!" LeReux held Panes arm up, Sin got up, and attacked Pane from behind. Sin and Pane began to fight again until LeReux grabbed them both by their throats, and chokeslammed them both." Steven said,"LeReux took them both out!" LeReux put both of them over his shoulder and walked away.

Triple X Interview

Steven said,"James is backstage with...Triple X." James said,"Triple X, Kef-Pac says he's going to take your.." Triple X interupted him and said,"Kef-Pac isn't gonna take my belt. No one is going to take my belt. I don't give a shit about Kef-Pac, D-Kef, or this stupid pay-per-view. You all need to realize that I can't be defeated. You, the officials, the wrestlers, the fans, and the entire world need to give me the respect I deserve. You think you can stomach that, punk." Triple X pushed James down and walked away.

Timothy Jones vs. PD Derek

Glass shattering filled the arena as PD Derek came out. Steven said,"I've been waiting for this match. If this man wins, he will have control of UWM for one night." Derek got into the ring with a mic and said,"Timothy Jones better get his ass out here right now or I'll come back there and get him." The Foundation's music hit and Timothy Jones came out with John Carter and Marshall Law and Order. Ken said,"If Mr. Jones wins, Jamie Jones gets all his paychecks, Derek goes to the bottom of the UWM Ladder, and Timothy Jones will control all his matches till he becomes No.1 contender for the World Championship. He got into the ring, took the mic from Derek, and said,"PD Derek, you have interfered in Foundation and UWM business for the last time." PD Derek slammed the mic into Mr. Jones's head. The bell rang and the ref took the mic. Derek stomped Mr. Jones into the corner. Derek flipped him off and rammed his knee over and over into Timothy's face. Mr. Jones tried to get out of the ring but Derek stopped him. Derek picked him up by his shirt and slammed his chest into the turnbuckle. Ken said,"Timothy Jones isn't doing very well but you must admit, Mr. Jones does look more fit." Derek pounded on the back of Mr. Jones's head. The ref got between them and Timothy slid out of the ring. He wobbled around on the outside. Derek slid out of the ring and clotheslined Timothy down. Derek threw him back into the ring. Derek slid in himself but Timothy began stomping on him. Timothy Jones distracted the ref and Marshall Law and Order choked Derek on the bottom rope. Derek got away and Timothy ddt'ed him. Steven said,"Timothy Jones is doing quite well now." Mr. Jones put the figure four on Derek but Derek easily pulled himself to the ropes. Mr. Jones let go and argued with the ref while Law and Order attacked Derek with their nightsticks. Steven said,"Hey, look! It's Derek's friends, D.J. and Shawn." They jumped the guardrail and pulled Marshall Law and Order away. Law and Order started fighting with them and then, John Carter went over there with a chair. Derek slid to the outside infront of John. John missed a chairshot and Derek clotheslined him. John took off over the guardrail. The ref got out of the ring and broke-up DJ, Shawn, and Marshall Law and Order. John came back with a chair, slid into the ring, and climbed the turnbuckle. Steven said,"He's going to hit DJ and Shawn." Derek slid into the ring and lowblowed John. John dropped the chair and fell to the outside. Ken said,"OUCH!" Timothy Jones picked up the chair John dropped as Derek was telling DJ and Shawn to leave. Derek turned around and Mr. Jones hit him with the chair. Steven said,"Right between the eyes!" Derek fell over. Timothy put the chair down, grabbed Derek, and SexDegreed him on it. Ken yelled,"SEXDEGREE FROM JONES!" Mr. Jones pushed the chair out of the ring, covered Derek, and yelled at the ref. The referee slid in and counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"I don't believe it! Timothy Jones beat PD Derek!" Ken said,"Derek's paycheck is Jamies, Derek goes to the bottom of the UWM Ladder, and all his matches are controlled by that man, Timothy Jones." Timothy Jones celebrated in the ring as Law and Order beat on DJ and Shawn.

Kef-Pac vs. Triple X

Steven said,"This is it. This is, in fact, the biggest main event for the biggest pay-per-view of all time. This is for World Championship. Everything is on the line. Two men will enter, one will fall, and the other will rise in victory. A lot has been said. Now, it's time to find out. Who will walk out of UWM Unrestricted World Champion? Kef-Pac or Triple X?" Ken said,"Enough of this crap. You're boring the people." Degeneration-Kef's music came on and the crowd was on their feet cheering for Kef-Pac as he walked down the entrance ramp. Steven said,"The crowd is behind this man. We believe in you, Kef-Pac. You can do it." Ken said,"Shut up and let's see the champion." Triple X's music hit and the crowd boo'ed and threw things towards the entrance area. There, Triple X stood with Marshall Law and Order at his side. Steven said,"Look at that! He has to bring protection to this match. What kind of champion is that!" Ken said,"He's a damn smart champion. We all know that Kef-Pac cheats all the time and Marshall Law and Order are there to make sure this doesn't happen." Steven said,"What are you talking about! Triple X cheats. Not Kef-Pac." Triple X slowly walked down the ramp with Law and Order at his side and the crowd boo'ing. Kef-Pac reached to the outside and got a mic. He said,"Triple X get your ass in here already so I can get my belt and prove myself." Triple X got a mic himself and said,"Everyone knows that I am the Foundation's Champion and no one beats the Foundation. Not Macho Moose, not PD Derek, and especially not Kef-Pac!" Ken said,"It's true. It's true." Marshall Law and Order slid into the ring and blocked Kef-Pac from hitting Triple X as he got into the ring. Law and Order moved out of the way and Triple X hit Kef-Pac with a high knee. The ref called for the bell and Triple X knee dropped him in the face. Kef-Pac rolled out of the way after a few and got up. Triple X backhanded him causing Kef-Pac hit the turnbuckle with his chest. Ken said to Steven,"Did you see that? Did you see that? That is the man!" Triple X punched him in his kidneys and Kef-Pac reeled in pain. Triple X grabbed his head and slammed it against the turnbuckle pad. Kef-Pac stumbled around and Triple X went for a clothesline, but Kef-Pac gave him a Spinkick. Triple X hit the mat hard and rolled out of the ring. Kef-Pac screamed for him to get back in. Triple X gave him the finger and Kef-Pac gave him the Kram It sign in return. Kef-Pac climbed out of the ring and met Triple X's fist. Triple X tried to whip Kef-Pac into the steel steps, but Kef-Pac had a better idea, and sidewalk slammed Triple X on the hard concret. Steven said,"Kef-Pac isn't going to give up now." Kef-Pac rolled Triple X into the ring and crawled in himself. They got up at the same time and Triple X kicked Kef-Pac in the gut. Triple X set Kef-Pac up for a piledriver but Kef-Pac tripped him. Then, he slingshotted Triple X into the ringpost headfirst. Triple X didn't move and Kef-Pac brought Triple X to the top turnbuckle pad. Kef-Pac backbody dropped Triple X down to the mat and pinned. The ref counted 1..2 and Triple X kicked out. Ken said,"See. Kef-Pac can't beat him." Steven said,"It's still early yet." Kef-Pac stomped Triple X till the ref told him to back off. Triple X slowly got up and Kef-Pac kicked him in the spine. Triple X collasped over the middle rope. Kef-Pac bounced off the opposite ropes, flipped over the top rope, grabbed Triple X's head, and fell straight to the ground. Steven yelled,"Dear God! Kef-Pac almost took Triple X's head off!" Ken said,"I didn't see that. I just saw Kef-Pac fall on his ass." Kef-Pac slid into the ring after awhile as Triple X was getting up. Kef-Pac Spinkicked Triple X but he ducked, grabbed Kef-Pac's head, and reversed ddt'ed him. Ken said,"Now, THAT almost took Kef-Pac's head off." Triple X spread Kef-Pac's legs and dropped his knee to Kef-Pac's groin. The ref yelled at him and Triple X payed no attention. Steven said,"I don't like Triple X's cocky attitude." Ken said,"I'd be cocky too if I knew I was going to win." Triple X started gouging Kef-Pac's eyes and ignored the referee. Kef-Pac managed to push him away and get up. Triple X grabbed his head and repeatedly rammed his knee into Kef-Pac's nose. Triple X quickly set him up for a piledriver, grabbed Kef-Pac's pants, and sat down. Ken said,"Get fast paced sit-down piledriver by Triple X." Triple X covered. The ref counted 1..2. and Kef-Pac kicked out. Steven said,"It's not over by a long shot." Triple X hooked Kef-Pac in a side headlock. Kef-Pac slowly got weaker and weaker. The referee raised Kef-Pac's arm once and it fell to the mat. Ken said,"Yes." The referee raised it again and again it fell to the mat. Ken yelled,"YES!" The referee raised it for the last time and it fell down but quickly rose high into the air. Ken screamed,"NO!" Steven said,"Kef-Pac's still in this one!" Kef-Pac rose to his feet and elbowed Triple X away. Kef-Pac kicked him in the side, the ribs, and then, in the face. Triple X fell into the corner and Kef-Pac climbed over him. Kef-Pac punched Triple X while the entire audience counted 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9. Kef-Pac gave Triple X the Kram It sign again and punched him for the 10th time. The crowd chanted,"Kef-Pac," as he called for the Kef-Factor. Steven said,"It's all going to be over in a few minutes. Kef-Pac will beat the Foundation that has screwed him over so many times." Kef-Pac grabbed Triple X's head, jumped up, and Triple X kicked him in the crotch. Steven said,"Come on! Fight fair for once, Triple X!" Ken said,"And Triple X comes through with a devastating move." Steven said,"Not to mention illegal." Triple X pulled Kef-Pac up by his hair and Kef-Pac faught back. He punched Triple X in the gut over and over until Triple X poked him in the eyes. Steven said,"Another illegal move." Ken said,"Yet, devastating." Triple X twisted Kef-Pac's arm, turned around, and hooked Kef-Pac's arms. Ken said,"Here comes the Ass Slam!" Kef-Pac did a back kick low blowing Triple X. Ken yelled,"CALL THE MATCH OFF REF! KEF-PAC CHEATED! THAT'S AN ILLEGAL MOVE!" Steven said,"Yet...devastating." Triple X told the ref what Kef-Pac did and the ref said Triple X did the very same thing and he wouldn't call the match off. Triple X grabbed the referee by the collar and demanded that he call the match off. Kef-Pac pulled turned Triple X around and gave him a Spinkick but Triple X ducked. Kef-Pac accidently hit the ref and knocked him down hard. Steven said,"No referee! Get another one out here!" Kef-Pac went to see if the ref was okay and Triple X hit him from behind with the World Championship Belt. Steven said,"Damn him! Damn Triple X!" Marshall Law and Order got into the ring and they and Triple X stomped away at Kef-Pac. Ken laughed away and Steven said,"This isn't right." The crowd suddenly roared. Ken said,"What's going on!?" Steven said,"I'll tell you what's going on. It's Kevin Michaels and RoadFoxx, the new Tag Team Champions." HBK and Foxx slid into the ring and attack Law and Order. Kevin and Foxx were taking care of them until Triple X took turns double teaming them each with Law and Order. Ken shook his head and said,"It's always like D-Kef to cheat like this." Steven said,"Just shut up. You're twisting everything against Kef-Pac and these people don't want to hear it." Ken said,"I have freedom of speech and I'm gonna use it." Kevin and RoadFoxx were taking a beating with the nightsticks Law and Order had. Triple X set his sights on Kef-Pac who was still struggling to get up. Steven said,"WAIT! LOOK!" ReyMooseJr and Big Moose ran down to the ring, got in, and attacked Marshall Law and Order. The fight spilled to the outside leaving Kef-Pac alone in the ring with Triple X. Steven yelled,"LOOK! IT'S MACHO MOOSE!" Macho ran down to the ring and slid in just as Triple X set Kef-Pac up for the SexDegree. Macho Moose clotheslined him from behind causing Triple X to drop Kef-Pac. Triple X got up and gave Macho a hard right hand. Macho went down and Triple X started stomping him. He didn't notice that Kef-Pac slowly rose to his feet. As Triple X stomped away, Kef-Pac tapped him on his shoulder. He turned around and received the Kef-Factor from Kef-Pac. Ken screamed,"NOOO!!!!" Steven yelled,"KEF-FACTOR! KEF-FACTOR! IT SHOULD BE ALL OVER BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE!" Macho Moose got up and saw Triple X. He pointed at Triple X and signalled for the Elbow Drop. The crowd was louder than ever as Macho Moose climbed the turnbuckle. Macho stood up on top of the turnbuckle as Kef-Pac gave Triple X the Kram It sign some more. Ken said,"I can't look." Steven said,"This is for everytime Timothy Jones has screwed these men. It's payback time." Macho Moose jumped off the turnbuckle and clotheslined Kef-Pac. The crowd went silent and Steven screamed,"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?" Macho picked Kef-Pac, kicked him in the stomuch, and JackSmacked him. Ken said,"What is going on!?" Steven said,"Look on the outside. Rey and Big Moose are fighting HBK and RoadFoxx." Macho Moose dragged Triple X on top of Kef-Pac, went over to the ref, dragged him over to them, and revived him. Steven yelled,"NO! This can't be! Not the at the greatest pay-per-view!" The ref counted 1........2........3. Steven screamed,"I don't believe it!!! Triple X beat Kef-Pac after Macho Moose attacked Kef-Pac!" Ken said,"I knew Triple X would win! Just...not like this." The crowd boo'ed and threw anything they could find into the ring. Steven said,"Someone please tell me what's going on." The Foundation's music came on and Timothy Jones walked out with a big smile on his face. He got into the ring as Triple X was finally getting to his feet. Mr. Jones grabbed his arm and rose it in victory. Then, he grabbed Macho Moose's arm and raised it into the air as well. Steven said,"I can't believe I've just seen this. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!"