Kef-Pac Interview
"Welcome to "Sinful Business" only on pay-per-view. I am Steven and this is Ken. We have got a whole barrel of great matches this evening but first lets go to the back where James is talking with the no.2 contender Kef-Pac," said Steven. James started to talk but Kef-Pac grabbed the mic away and said,"Adam Blackman, I do accept your match and I will win just like I would have won against Macho Moose." Kef-Pac left. James said,"Just a few words from Kef-Pac. Back to Steven and Ken."
Hybrid vs. EdgE666
EdgE666 walked out first. "It's been a while since we've seen EdgE666." Steven said. "I wonder if he'll have any ring rust?" Ken said. Hybrid walked out next. "This guy is a monster. Every time he walks out I'm still in awe of how big he is." Steven said. Both men were in the ring, and a bucket of blood was placed on a table outside the ring. "The rules of this match are simple. Whoever gets that bucket of blood dumped on them first loses the match." Steven said. The match started and Hybrid began with the advantage. Hybrid punched EdgE666 a few times then clotheslined him down to the mat. "The power Hybrid has is unbelievable!" Ken yelled. "Last night, Hybrid was out here saying that he was the force that ran the UWM. He could very well be the force if he gets his hands on a World title shot." Steven said. Hybrid picked up EdgE666 with ease and power slammed him to the mat. Hybrid tried to get to the outside, but EdgE666 held his leg so he couldn't get out. EdgE666 got up and kicked Hybrid in the mid-section. EdgE666 tried a clothesline, but Hybrid didn't budge. "EdgE666 can't knock Hybrid down. He's at a serious disadvantage here." Steven said. Hybrid grabbed EdgE666 by the hair, but EdgE666 lowblowed him. "Well, that's always a good way to bring someone down." Ken said. EdgE666 started a focused attack on Hybrid's legs. EdgE666 stomped Hybrid's legs a few times, then put him in a boston crab. Hybrid powered out of the boston crab easily. "Is there any way to beat this guy? I'm starting to doubt that there is." Ken said. Hybrid got up quickly and picked up EdgE666 by the throat. Hybrid threw him to the outside easily. Hybrid slid out of the ring and tried to slam EdgE666's face into the steel steps, but EdgE666 blocked it, punched Hybrid, and sent him into the steel guard rail hard. EdgE666 ran over to the table where the bucket of blood was. EdgE666 went over to Hybrid, but Hybrid dropkicked the bucket over onto EdgE666. The ref rang the bell. EdgE666 was covered in blood. Hybrid added some insult to injury by giving him a Hybrid DDT on the concrete outside the ring as he went backstage.
AL Fro's Search for a Partner
Steven said,"Where is that camera going? Huh? Al Fro?" Al Fro walked into Kevin Michaels' locker room. Kevin Michaels said,"What the hell do you want!" Al Fro said,"I need a partner for the 4-way Tag Team Match tonight and you are the greatest wrestler in UWM. So...I was thinking you could tag with me." HBK said,"I won't tag with you but I can give you some advise. Use a chair. They always work. Hold it like this." HBK put the chair next to Al Fro's head, jumped up, and did the Sweet & Sour Chin Music through the chair. Al Fro fell out of the locker room and Kevin slammed the door. Al Fro got up, said,"Thank you for the advise," and walked away with the chair.
Diamond Dallas Tracy vs. Ravishing Regal Rini
"Well, here it is, the womans championship is up for grabs in this match" said Steven. "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH DDDDAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDYYYYYY, SHOW ME THE PUPPIES!!!" screamed Ken. Rini came out first followed by DDT. DDT wasted no time and charged Rini. Rini moved and drop toe holded DDT. Rini got up and kicked DDT. DDT rolled out of the ring and Rini followed. But as Rini was jumping down DDT dropkicked her in the stomach. DDT noticed that a fan was fixing her make up and grabbed some lipstick. DDT walked over to Rini and said "I think your make up is smearing let me fix it" and DDT drilled Rini in the face. DDT rolled Rini in and she followed. Tracy did a fist drop and covered 1,2, kickout. DDT picked Rini up and did a suplex. DDT signalled for the kangaroo kick. "Already!!!" said Ken,"The puppies have only been out for like 3 minutes BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Rini got up ducked the kick, and hit her spin kick. DDT was hit by the kick with so much impact that she went out of the ring. Refs count was at 8 when DDT got back in. Rini picked DDT up and did a samoan drop. Rini walked aroun and climbed the top rope. Rini flew off and went for a senton bomb, but missed and was hurt bad. DDT got up slowly, still feeling the effects of the spin kick, and covered 1,2,kickout. DDT picked Rini up and threw her into the ropes, Rini ducked the clothsline, went to punch DDT but missed, DDT tried to set her up for the DDT, but Rini pushed her away and tried to hit the spin kick again, but missed and as she was spinning around, BOOM kangaroo kick right in the face. DDT cover 1,2,3. Your winner and new womans champion Diamond Dallas Tracy. "WOW, what a series of reversals, but after that kangaroo kick Rini had no chance." DDT left the ring while Rini was still out cold.
AL Fro's Search for a Partner
Steven said,"What's going on back? There's Al Fro again." Al Fro walked into Hardcore Howie's locker room with his chair with the dent where his head was. Al Fro said,"I need a partner for the 4-way Tag Team Match tonight and you are the greatest wrestler in UWM. So...I was thinking you could tag with me." Howie said,"Why would a superheavyweight like me wanna tag with you?" Al Fro said,"You're not a superheavyweight..." Howie clotheslined Al and powerbombed him through a table. Howie went back into his locker room and locked the door. Al fro got up, said,"Mental note: Tables hurt a lot," and fell over.
Triple X vs. ReyMooseJr
"This should be a great match for the UWM TV title. The current champion is ReyMooseJr." Steven said. Triple X walked out first and as usual, he threw porno videos to the crowd. Triple X threw them to Ken and Steven at the announce table. Rey came out and the crowd cheered. "I don't know who has more fan support. It seems pretty even. You've got your D-Kef fans, and then there's the Moosepack fans." Ken said. Rey ran into the ring and ran straight for Triple X. Rey gave Triple X a dropkick and Triple X was already down on the mat. Rey ran off the ropes and tried a cross body takedown on Triple X, but Triple X caught him and gave him a fallaway slam. Triple X picked up Rey and gorilla press slammed him. Triple X picked up Rey and gave him a few european uppercuts. Triple X threw Rey off the ropes and tried a clothesline, but Rey ducked. Rey bounced off the ropes on the other side, and Triple X gave him a big boot to send him back down. Triple X sent Rey into the turnbuckle. Triple X tried to follow up with a clothesline, but Rey moved out of the way and, after Triple X went running into the corner, he gave him a tornado DDT. Both men were down. The ref counted 1...2...3...4...5...6..7.Rey was the first to his feet. Rey ran at Triple X but Triple X gave Rey a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Triple X went to powerbomb Rey, but Rey countered into a hurricanrana. Rey picked up Triple X, threw him off the ropes, and missed a clothesline. Triple X bounced back and Rey gave him a spinning heel kick. Rey climbed the ropes and signaled for the missile dropkick. Triple X got to his feet and hit the ropes, and Rey fell off the ropes. Triple X gave Rey a piledriver and set him up for the Sexdegree. HBK ran out and got on the apron. Rey countered the Sexdegree with a backbody drop. Rey picked Triple X off the mat and threw him over to HBK who was ready to give the Sweet and Sour Chin Music. Triple X reversed it and threw Rey right into the Sweet and Sour Chin Music. Triple X threw HBK out of the ring and covered Rey. 1...2...3! Triple X is the new UWM TV champion! "What a catastrophe for the Moosepack." Steven said. "Yeah, but what a match! OH DADDY!" Ken screamed.
AL Fro's Search for a Partner
Steven said,"Are we going back to Al Fro and his partner search?" Al Fro walked into a locker room. Al Fro said,"I need a partner for the 4-way Tag Team Match tonight and you are the greatest wrestler in UWM. So...I was thinking you could tag with me." Ken said,"Come on Camera man get over there and see who's locker room it it!" Steven said,"That must be the end of the camera's cord." There was some mumbling and then, Al Fro said,"Great! I'll see you out there!" Al Fro came out, kissed the camera man, and skipped down the hall.
Adam Blackman/Justin Edible vs. Al Fro/Mystery vs. Rogues vs. Kid Kaos/Candyman
Ken said,"This is probably the second most exciting match tonight." Steven said,"Is the main event the most?" Ken said,"No, The DDT and Rini match was the most exciting! All those puppies..." Steven said,"I'm paired up with a poor man's Derek. Well, this is the 4-way Tag Team Championship." The Tag Team Champions Adam Blackman and Justin Edible came out first. Al Fro's music started but no one came out. Steven said,"I wonder if Al Fro is having troubles with his partner. I wonder who he chose." Ken said,"Maybe, he tried to get some more advise." Rogues came out. Then, Kid Kaos and Candyman came out. Al Fro's music started. Al Fro came out with a remote control. Ken said,"What the hell?" Al Fro went ringside and gave the announcer a piece of paper. The announcer began reading it outloud,"Making his way to the ring weighing about one pound. He is the one, the only, OMSOK!" Al Fro used his remote control and a remote control car came out of the entrance area with Omsok on top of it. Steven said,"Is this a joke? A hamster can't wrestle!" Al Fro got into the ring with Omsok and everyone got into their corners. Adam Blackman got into the ring and he chose to face Candyman. The bell rang and they ran at each other. Candyman went for a clothesline but Adam ducked and came from behind with a clothesline of his own. Adam tagged Justin Edible. Justin stomped on Candyman. Ken said,"Adam and Justin have this match under control." Justin whipped him to the ropes, Candyman held on to the ropes, and tagged Lukas Bane in. Lukas dropkicked Justin to the other corner and Justin tagged Kid Kaos. Lukas ran at Kid Kaos but he ducked and Candyman clotheslined him from the apron. Kid Kaos taught Jesse and Jesse tried to get out. The ref stopped him and was distracted. Candyman got Lukas ready for the prep buster and held his arms on the outside. Kid Kaos ran at him and jumped for the prep buster but Lukas put his foot up. Steven said,"Ouch! A prep buster gone wrong. Lukas got his foot up and lowblowed him when he went for it." The ref turned around and told Candyman to let go of Lukas. Lukas got up and tagged in his brother, Jesse. Kid Kaos crawled over and tagged Omsok. Ken screamed,"OMSOK GOT THE TAG!" Al Fro threw Omsok at Jesse. Jesse fell back and the ref counted 1..2 and Jesse kicked out. Ken laughed and said,"Omsok almost pinned Jesse. HAHA!" Jesse rolled over a pinned Omsok. The ref counted 1..2. and Al Fro kicked Jesse off. Lukas jumped in and kicked Al Fro from behind. Everyone got into the ring and started fighting. During the fighting, Omsok got kicked and Al Fro went crazy. He grabbed the chair that HBK kicked into his face and smashed it over Kid Kaos' head and Jesse's head when the ref was looking. Al Fro picked Candyman up and did the Fro Plow on the steel chair. Al Fro went on the outside and set up a table. Steven said,"He's using the advise he got." Al Fro got in and told the ref to check on Omsok. Al Fro pushed Adam and Justin away and Fro Plowed Lukas over the toprope and through the table. Steven said,"Good God!" Adam and Justin beat on Al. Al threw Omsok at Justin and Fro Plowed Adam. Al Fro put Omsok on top of Adam Blackman and Fro Plowed Justin Edible. Ken said,"No! Adam can't be pinned by a hamster!" The ref counted 1..2..3. Al Fro and Omsok are the new Tag Team Champions. Steven said,"I don't believe it! Al Fro and his hamster, Omsok are the Tag Team Champions!" Ken said,"Only in UWM!"
Pane vs. Big Moose
Steven said,"I can't get over the fact that a hamster has a tag belt but we gotta move on to our next match." Pane came out first. He grabbed the mic and said,"I am the machine and I will destroy that hefty bag of meat Big Moose." Big Moose ran out and climbed into the ring. They started fighting and the cage wasn't even lowered yet. The cgae was lowered down, set up, and the bell rang. Big Moose gave Pane a huge headbutt. Big Moose whipped Pane into the cage but he came back with a clothesline from Hell. Ken said,"What a clothesline by the dumbass Pane!" Pane picked Big Moose up but got picked up himself and Pane got a Samoan Drop by Big Moose. Big Moose got up and did a huge splash on Pane. Big Moose got up and started to climb the cage. Pane got up and pulled Big Moose off. Big Moose grabbed Pane's neck. Pane grabbed Big Moose's neck. Pane kicked Big Moose in the nuts and piledrived him. Pane started climbing the cage. Big Moose got up. He grabbed Pane's legs, spread them, and pulled him down giving him lowblow across his knee. Ken said,"That broke Pane in half. Big Moose climbed the cage. Pane got up and climbed the cage. Steven said,"Big Moose and Pane are at the top of the cage at the same time." Big Moose and Pane got to their feet and balanced themselves on the top of the cage. Ken said,"OHH DADDY! WHAT A MATCH!" Pane punched at Big Moose trying to make him fall into the ring. Big Moose blocked and grabbed his neck. Steven yelled,"NO! DON'T DO IT!" Big Moose picked Pane up and Moose Slammed him off the top of the cage on the hard floor on the outside. The ref rang the bell. Pane won. Officals came out to help Pane who wasn't moving. Big Moose was still standing at the top of the cage. He raised his hand up in the air and the crowd roared. Steven said,"Pane may have won the match but Big Moose won the war."
Kef-Pac vs. Adam Blackman
Steven said,"This is gonna be a great match. Kef-Pac verses Adam Blackman in a Hardcore match. It's title for title. Whoever wins gets the Intercontinental Belt and the Hardcore Belt." Kef-Pac came out first, grabbed the mic, and said,"Adam, you cost me my title shot and now it'll cost you your title. If a hamster can beat you, so can I and if you're not down with that I got two words for ya!" The crowd yelled,"KRAM IT!" Adam Blackman came from behind and hit Kef-Pac in the back of the head with his Kendo Stick. Justin Edible came out too with a Kendo Stick and they both beat Kef-Pac with them. Steven said,"How much can Kef-Pac take!" Adam and Justin dragged Kef-Pac backstage. Kef-Pac got up and did a jumping spinkick on both of them. He grabbed a Kendo Stick and started beating on both of them. Kef-Pac put Justin on a cart and rolled it down the stairs. Adam came from behind again and knocked Kef-Pac down the stairs. Adam ran down the stairs. Justin held Kef-Pac while Adam kicked him in the ribs. Steven said,"They're in the storage area now." Justin and Adam whipped Kef-Pac into a crate. Justin ran at Kef-Pac for a spear but Kef-Pac moved. Ken laughed and said,"Justin's head went through the crate!" Adam found a chain and wrapped it around Kef-Pac's throat. Kef-Pac kicked backwards and nailed Adam in the groin. Justin came from behind and whipped Kef-Pac with a wrestling belt. Kef-Pac screamed in pain. Justin kept on whipping him on the back and ribs. Justin picked up an extra safety rail and smashed it against Kef-Pac's back. Adam climbed some crates and did his Legdrop onto the railing and Kef-Pac. Adam held his leg and Kef-Pac didn't look like he was moving. Justin pulled the railing off and pulled Adam on top of Kef-Pac. The ref counted 1..2.. and Kef-Pac kicked out. Justin put the figure four on Kef-Pac and Adam stomped on Kef-Pac. Kef-Pac pushed Adam away and broke the figure four. He got up went over to a fireworks machine and shot Justin with it. Steven screamed,"OH MY GOD! JUSTIN JUST GOT HIT WITH A FACE FULL OF FIREWORKS!" Adam yelled to Kef-Pac,"Come on wimp! Get up here!" Adam was standing on a high stand by a window. Kef-Pac climbed the ladder to get up there. Adam tried stomping on his fingers to get him to fall. Kef-Pac pushed him away. Kef-Pac got up and did a spinkick to Adam. Adam got up and got another spinkick. Kef-Pac screamed at him to get up. Adam got up, Kef-Pac went for the X-Compactor, and Adam pushed him backwards. Kef-Pac flew through the window and fell to the concret. Ken screamed,"KEF-PAC WENT THROUGH THAT WINDOW AND FELL ABOUT THREE STORIES!!" Adam climbed down the ladder and went over to Kef-Pac. Officals were already out there waiting for an ambulance. Adam pushed them aside and went for the pin. Steven said,"That heartless bastard! Kef-Pac could be dead and all he cares about is the pin. Adam made the ref count 1..2..3. Adam Blackman is the Intercontinental Champion and Hardcore Champion. Steven said,"I really hate that guy now. I hope someone does to him what he did to Kef-Pac." The ambulance came and Kef-Pac was driven away.
Sin vs. Macho Moose
"This is it. The main event of "Sinful Business" only on pay-per-view. Sin verses the World Champion Macho Moose,"said Steven. The lights went out and when they came back on, Sin was standing in the ring. The crowd boo'ed and then, roared when the Moose Pack's music started playing. Macho Moose came out with his Slim Jims. He grabbed a mic and said,"OOOHHHH YEAH! Sin, you better leave now or I'll take this Slim Jim and stick it up your ass." Sin said,"Bring it on!" Macho Moose ran into the ring and the bell rang. Sin stomped on Macho and then he tripped Sin. Macho Moose stomped on Sin. Ken said,"Sin looks pretty mad. I think he'll be madder if Macho Moose does stick that Slim Jim up his ass." Sin got up, whipped him into the corner, and choked him with his boot. The ref counted 1..2..3..4. and Sin pulled his foot away and then, shoulder rammed Macho Moose. Sin picked him up and gorilla press slammed him. Steven said,"Macho Moose has got to be hurting now." Sin did a legdrop on Macho's head as he was trying to get up. Sin pulled Macho up by his hair and then. ddt'ed him back to the floor. The ref told Sin to stay off his hair. Then, Sin responsed by giving the ref a tombstone. Sin grabbed a mic and said,"I'm sure you all remember at "Hardcore Heaven" Macho Moose did an elbow drop off the top of the giant cage onto me on the announcer's table. Well, this is pay back. Sin hit Macho with a chair and laid him on the announcer's table. Ken and Steven moved to the Spanish announcer's table. Sin climbed the turnbuckle and did a mocking of Macho Moose's sign for the elbow drop. Sin jumped off the turnbuckle for the elbow drop but Macho Moose rolled out of the way. Steven said,"Sin went crashing through the table just like last pay-per-view." Macho Moose rolled Sin into the ring and climbed the turnbuckle. Ken said,"Now, here is the Macho Moose Elbow Drop." Macho Moose jumped off the turnbuckle and connected with the elbow. He covered but there was no ref. Macho Moose pulled the shirt off the ref, went outside put it on Steven, dragged Steven into the ring, and covered. Steven counted 1..2..3. Ken said,"I don't believe it! That lucky bastard got to count in the main event!" Macho Moose wins and is still the World Champion. Steven raised the hand of Macho Moose and the chant of Moose pack started.