Triple X/RoadFoxx/Kevin Michaels/Tygress Backstage
"Welcome to November Nightmare only on Pay-Per-View. We've got a great night for you. The Main Event was signed last night after UWM Saturday Night went off the air. It will be a four-way match where the first one to pin someone is the champion. This match will be between Tygress, RoadFoxx, Kevin Michaels, and Triple X. This is going to be great,"said Ken. Steven said,"Let's check on those wrestlers now." Tygress was lacing up her boots. Ken said,"Tygress is going to be in a match with all men. I wonder if she has a chance at winning." RoadFoxx was coming out of his locker room. Steven said,"He's the only member left in D-Kef that can wrestler. Could he win it for D-Kef?" Kevin Michaels was just coming into the building. Ken said,"HBK may not be 100%. Could he win?" Triple X was working out in the training area. Steven said,"There's the World Champion. He's still working out and he's favored to win. Could he win?"
Al Fro/Omsok vs. Studly Boyz
"Well this match is for the tag team belts" said Ken. "Yeah a handicapped match" said Steven. "What, Osmok does things, he almost pinned one of the Rouges at the ppv." said Ken. Studley Boys music starts, and Pa Pa Ray and D-Buff come out. "What does everybody want?..... OSMOK!!!" Al Fro came out and Osmok followed. Al Fro tried to put one of the tag belts on Osmok but it almost crushed him. The Studleys ran up the ramp and jumped Al Fro and Osmok scurried away. Pa Pa Ray bodyslammed Al and D-Buff stomped Al. D-Buff picked Al up and dragged him to the ring and slammed his face into the ring mat. Pa Pa picked Al up and threw him into the steel ring steps. D-Buff grabbed a chair and went to hit Al Fro but Al moved and hit Pa Pa Ray. "Miscue by the Studleys" said Steven. Al kicked D-Buff and threw him into the steel steps. Al picked Pa Pa Ray up and rolled him in the ring. The bell finally rang and the match began. Osmok was sitting by the corner and Al wanted to tag but Pa Pa Ray cut him off and did a side suplex. Pa Pa Ray picked Al up and threw him into the corner. Pa Pa Ray tried a flying splash but Al moved Pa Pa turned around and Al froplowed him. Al covers, 1,2, save by D-Buff. D-Buff kicks Al and DDT's him before the ref puts him back in the corner. Pa Pa Ray does a big german suplex on Al and tags D-Buff. D-Buff comes in and does a strut and then waffles Al right in the mouth a a big right hand. "I see blood" says Ken. Al Fro lost a canine and he was bleeding. D-Buff went outside the ring, got Osmok, and brought him in the ring. D-Buff lifted his leg back and went to kick Osmok but Al grabbed his leg and hit a low blow. D-Buff hopped around and rolled over to tag Pa Pa Ray. Al was up and met Pa Pa Ray with a dropkick. The a dropkick for D-Buff that knocled him out of the ring. Al picked Pa Pa Ray up and threw him into the ropes and he ran jumped onto the second rope, and tried a moonsault but Al landed on Pa Pa Rays shoulder and Pa Pa Ray set him up for a reverse crucifix powerbomb. "What the hell is he doing?" asked Ken. Pa Pa Ray jumped and Al Fros face and stomach hit the mat. "Wow, what a great move" said Steve, "Thats gotta be it". Pa Pa Ray covers, 1,2, Osmok moves out of corner distracting the ref to go over and put him back in corner. Pa Pa Ray was furious. He was telling the ref off when Al Fro went to clothsline him but Pa Pa moved and Al hit the ref. D-Buff went and got a chair, he slid it into the ring to Pa Pa Ray and he hit Al in the back when Al was trying to revive the ref. "Goodnight" said Ken. Pa PA Ray yelled "3S" and D-Buff went to the top. PPR had Al set up in a sidewalk slam position and D-Buff did a flip and grabbed Al's head and did a neckbreaker. "Wow, another awesome move by the Studleys" said Steven. Pa Pa Ray covers and D-Buff grabs the ref and drags him over, ref slowly counts 1,2,3. Studleys grab the belts and celebrate. But D-Buff goes to the top again. Pa Pa has him set and they hit the 3S onto a chair. "OOHHHHHHHHH DDDDDDAADDDDYYYYYYYYY" said Ken. Studleys picked up the belts, and grabbed Osmok and walked out. "Where are they going with Osmok?" asked Ken. Al Fro regained his focus and got up to see that Osmok was missing and ran to the back.
Al Fro Search for Omsok
Al Fro looked through boxes and said,"Come out. Come out where ever you are. Come on Omsok!" Al Fro said to the camera,"We don't wanna disturb Mr. Jones but we can peek in and see if Omsok's in there." Al Fro and the camera looked in. The camera showed Timothy Jones at his desk talking to someone. Mr. Jones said,"I could really use some protection. There's a lot of guys out there that wanna piece of me. I don't wanna get hurt. You're the meanest guy I know. I'll raise your pay if I can count on protection whenever I need it. Just sign here." He pushed a piece of paper foward and took it back. He said,"Glad to do business with you. Now let's talk money." Al Fro said,"Let's go. Omsok's not here and Mr. Jones is busy with his condom dealer or something."
Crispy vs. Pane
Crispys's music hit and he walked out. "This guy has gotta be feeling some pain after that rejection from The Rage" Steven said. "These guys used to have a great formidable tag team" Ken said. Then Pane's music hit and he walked out getting booed. Pane ran out to the ramp and started punching out Crispy. Pane was very emotional in battling, giving him headbutts and punching and stomping mercifully. Pane threw Crispy back in the ring, but as pane climbed in Crispy started kicking him. Crispy positioned him in the corner and signalled for the Crispy Spear. "Isn't it a bit early for a Crispy Spear?" asked Ken. Crispy ran at Pane full speed and at last second Pane moved and Crispys shoulder went flying into the ring post. As Crispy nursed his pain, Pane went to the top rope. "Looks like he's goin for a top-rope clothesline." said Steven. Pane spent a lot of time at the top because Crispy was hurt badly. As he finally got up, he was knocked back down by a Top-Rope Clothesline. Pane yells "This is why Crispy wasn't worthy" and was booed. Pane continued to taunt Crispy and Crispy finally turned him around and bounced him off the ropes and clotheslined him. "Here comes Crispy" said Ken. Crispy came storming back with a vengeance, pounding away at Pane. Crispy then put Pane in a position for a Crispy Spear. "Maybe he can hit it this time." said Steven. Crispy did hit it and pinned Pane. 1.....2...KICKOUT. "He had it won" said Ken. Crispy continued to pound away on Pane and then set him up for a Crispy Cutter. He hit it. "Oh my god, Pane is gone, wheres The Rage? They should be here to help out Pane!!!" said Ken. Crispy did a second pin. 1...2....3! "Well Crispy gets a big win over his former tag team partner and friend Pane.
Al Search for Omsok
Al Fro screamed down the halls,"OMSOK! OMSOK!" A voice said,"Omsok is no more." Al turned around and smacked with a chair. The Studly Boyz attack him and D-Buff said,"We've changed Omsok and now he's ours! Meet Little Dike Studly." Omsok was dressed in a pink tye dye shirt, overalls, and little black glasses taped in the middle. Al Fro screamed,"Give Omsok back!" Pa Pa Ray hit him again with the chair and said,"He's ours because we are the St..St..St." D-Buff smacked him. He said,"STUDLY BOYZ!"
Womankind vs. DDT
DDT came out. Some of the crowd booed and some cheered. "It just goes to show you, it doesn't matter if DDT is now in the Rage, the fans will still cheer her on because THEY WANT PUPPIES!" Ken said. Womankind came out and the crowd booed some more. "Womankind has been having problems with Rini lately, but she's going to get a shot at Tracy and the Women's title tonight, here at November Nightmare." Steven said. Both women entered the ring and the ref rang the bell. Womankind pounded Tracy and gave her a few kicks. Womankind picked up Tracy and did a russian leg sweep. Womankind put Tracy in a headlock. Tracy powered out of it and put Womankind in a hammerlock. "I would have thought it would have been more of a brawl than this. They're using lots of wrestling moves, but both of these two are more of fighters than technical wrestlers." Steven said. Tracy threw Womankind off the ropes and then gave her a knee to the stomach. "Ouch. Womankind went flying." Ken said. Womankind went outside the ring. "Smart move by Womankind to get outside the ring when she's in trouble." Steven said. Tracy went out after Womankind. Womankind ran around the ring with Tracy chasing her. Womankind jumped back in the ring, and when Tracy jumped in after her, Womankind stomped her. "Womankind's really using her head in this match." Steven said. Womankind threw Tracy into the corner and then followed up with a clothesline. Womankind dragged Tracy to her feet by her hair then threw her off the ropes. Womankind missed a clothesline and then Tracy came back with a dropkick. Tracy pounded away on Womankind, but Womankind raked her eyes. "That's another way of getting control in a match. The old thumb in the eye." Steven said. Womankind put Tracy on the top rope and Womankind climbed up to the top rope too. "What's Womankind going to do here?" Womankind picked up Tracy and suplexed her off the top rope. "WOW! What a move by Womankind! WAIT! Someone's coming from the backstage area! IT'S REY AND RINI!" Steven screamed. "I knew it! They're TOGETHER!" Ken yelled. Rey came out and got the ref's attention. Rini grabbed a chair and dove in the ring. Rini tried to hit Womankind with the chair, but Womankind ducked. Womankind kicked the chair into Rini's face. Womankind grabbed the chair and clobbered Tracy over the head with it. "Womankind just took out both women!" Womankind kicked Rini out of the ring, and then covered. The ref looked over and counted 1...2...3! "NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION! NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION!" Steven screamed. Womankind held the belt up high and then clobbered Rini with it on her way back to the locker room.
Candyman/Kid Kaos vs. Hardcore Howie
"OH DADDY what a match this is going to be!" Ken yelled. The big TV showed Howie, Kaos, Candyman, and a ref out in the parking lot. "This is a handicap match, not triple threat. Howie can win by pinning either of the other two men. If he does that, he wins the Hardcore title back. Kid Kaos MUST pin Howie, not Candyman. He retains the Hardcore belt if he does that. Candyman also MUST pin Howie, not Kaos. But, if Candyman manages to pin Howie, then he doesn't get the hardcore belt, but Kid Kaos will keep it." Steven said. "SHUT UP ALREADY! It's starting!" Ken screamed. The fans in the arena watched the big TV. Kid Kaos and Candyman started pounding Howie. Howie fell down to his knees, but then he lowblowed them both. "A double low blow. I'm not sure if we've ever seen that before here in UWM." Steven said. Howie picked up Candyman and slammed him onto Kaos. "Howie's thinking. He has to hurt both of them if he can in the same move, especially in the early going." Steven said. Howie took Candyman and bashed his head threw a glass window of a car. "Whoever owns that car isn't going to be happy." Ken said. Kaos came up from behind and leveled Howie with a pipe. Candyman got up and helped beat on Howie. "Howie's outnumbered, now I know he's a super heavyweight, but even he can't take on both Kaos and Candyman. Howie got up and pushed Candyman in front of a moving car. "Oh my GOD! Howie just knocked Candyman back so that he would get run over!" Steven yelled. "That evened up the odds pretty nicely." Ken said. Kaos hit Howie again with the pipe. Kaos got on top of a car and suplexed Howie off of it. Candyman rose to his feet slowly. "Wow. I'm impressed. Candyman's up already." Steven said. "The car must have had good brakes." Ken said. "Maybe, but Candyman's tough. He can take a lot of punishment." Steven said. Candyman picked up Howie for the Candybomb, and Kid Kaos went on top of the truck for the Mosh Dive. "We've seen this before. This is a devastating move." Steven said. Candyman picked up Howie, but Howie reversed it and slammed Candyman's face into the cement of the parking lot. Howie threw Candyman in front of the mosh dive. "What a counter!" Steven yelled. Howie got on top of the truck and did a double Bulldog. Howie covered both Kaos and Candyman 1...2...3! Howie won back the Hardcore championship. "NO WAY! Howie just beat BOTH Kaos and Candyman! I don't believe it!" Steven screamed. "You better believe it! He is the only true superheavyweight in the UWM!" Ken yelled.
Meat Package vs. Kevin Hash
Ken said,"This is going to be one of the best matches tonight! Meat Package, Kevin Hash, tied together by a leather strap, inside a meat locker, and the first one out wins! Let's go to there now." The ref tied Meat Package and Hash together and stood by the door of the meat locker. Steven said,"Kevin Hash has the advantage. He's bigger and wearing more clothes. I don't know how this is Meat Package's element. He's not cold resistant and he's only wearing pants." The ref yelled,"fight!" since there was no bell. Hash ran at Meat Package and clotheslined him. Hash picked him up and Meat Package hit him with a slab of ribs. Ken sang,"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. I want my baby back, baby back. Chilli's baby back ribs! Barbaque sauce! Come on. Sing with me, Steven." Meat Package whipped Hash into a hanging slab of meat. Hash swung the meat at him and knocked him over. Hash made a run for the door but Meat Package gained his footing and held him back with the strap. Hash ran at Meat Package and slipped on a patch of ice. Meat Package pinned him down and shoved raw meat into his mouth. Hash gaged on it and spit it in Meat Package's face. Meat Package smacked him. Kevin Hash got a chunk of ice and smashed it against his head. Hash picked him up and pushed his body against a wall of ice in the back. Steven said,"Good God. Meat Package is barely wearing anything and Hash is pushing him against a wall of ice." Meat Package lifted his leg back and lowblowed Hash. Ken laughed and said,"All legal." Meat Package started choking Hash with the leather strap. Hash picked him up and tossed him into a hanging slab of meat. He got up, ran, slid on the ice, and did a flying clothesline to Hash. Meat Package shoved more raw meat into Hash's mouth. Ken said,"I know from experience that you never want to shove meat into a person's mouth unless they're into that sort of thing. That's how I lost my last girlfriend." Hash started choking. Meat Package said,"Let me help you get that out." He punched Hash in the stomach repeatedly till he spit it out. While Hash was catching his breath, Meat Package pulled off the strap and tied Hash up with it. Then, he cut down a slab of meat right over Hash's body. The slab fell on top of him and pinned him there. Meat Package walked out of the meat locker and the ref raised his hand. Meat Package slammed the door to the meat locker, locked it, and broke the key off in the door. Steven said,"OH MY GOD! Meat Package locked Hash inside that meat locker! He could die if not helped soon!"
ReyMooseJr vs. Pretty Fly Danny Smith vs. Adam Blackman vs. Dashi Nokia vs. Mr. Happy vs. The Brain vs. Renegade vs. Joe Hart
Steven said,"This is my favorite match tonight. This is a 8-Man Royal Rumble for Television Championship. This is worthy of an Over The Top Madness Pay-Per-View Main Event but it's here at November Nightmare. Let's bring out the wrestlers and new wrestler, Mr. Happy." ReyMooseJr, Pretty Fly Danny Smith, Adam Blackman, Dashi Nokia, Mr. Happy, The Brain, Renegade, and Joe Hart walked out and got into the ring. The Bell sounded and the match got underway. ReyMooseJr went after Danny Smith, who was doing a little dance. Steven said,"If a wrestler gets thrown over the toprope, they are out of the match. The last one in is the winner and new TV Champion." Adam and Joe went at it. Renegade attacked Dashi Nokia from behind. The Brain stood on the turnbuckle screaming at the crowd that was chanting,"Nugget." Mr. Happy ran and pushed him over the turnbuckle. Ken laughed and said,"Brain's out!" The Brain walked to the back. ReyMooseJr punched at Pretty Fly until he was leaning against the ropes. ReyMooseJr bounced off the ropes and did a flying clothesline at Danny. Danny moonwalked his way to the side and ReyMooseJr flew over the toprope. Steven said,"ReyMooseJr's out of there." Pretty Fly jumped over the toprope and went down to help ReyMooseJr. Ken said,"Pretty Fly Danny Smith took himself out of the match to save his boyfriend! I thought Rey was with Rini." ReyMooseJr dropkicked Danny over the railing into the crowd. Ken said,"Rey's playing hard to get!" Dashi Nokia got Renegade in an Arm Buster again. The ref screamed at Dashi Nokia to let go. Steven said,"The ref can't go into the ring. Renegade is helpless." Joe Hart ran over and kicked Dashi Nokia off. Joe was distracted, Adam came from behind, and bodyslammed him over the toprope. Ken said,"Adam Blackman, Dashi Nokia, Mr. Happy, and Renegade are left." Mr. Happy pulled Renegade over to the turnbuckle and he climbed up for a Moonsault. Adam Blackman bounced off the ropes, causing Mr. Happy to fall out of the ring, and tried for a clothesline on Dashi Nokia but got a Spinkick that almost took his head off. Steven said,"What a move! Mr. Happy is gone." Dashi Nokia tossed Adam to the ropes and hit him with another Spinkick. Dashi Nokia raised his hand and called for the Arm Buster. He turned around and Renegade nailed Dashi Nokia with a flying dropkick. Renegade saw the down Adam Blackman and tossed him over the toprope. Ken said,"Adam's gone. No belt for Adam!" Steven said,"Both Renegade and Dashi Nokia have made names for themselves in this match." Renegade picked Dashi Nokia up but Dashi Nokia grabbed his arm, went around the back of him, and put him in the Arm Buster. Renegade quickly lowblowed Dashi Nokia before he could get him down. Renegade climbed to the second rope and tried for the Millenium Meltdown DVD on him but Dashi Nokia threw him on his back. Renegade got up. Dashi Nokia kicked him in the stomach, gave him a quick chop to the throat, and did a Spinkick. Renegade crawled under the ropes and fell on the outside. Ken said,"He didn't go over. He's still in this. Dashi Nokia went to the rope and Renegade hit him with a lowblow. Renegade got on the apron and set him up for a suplex. Steven said,"Renegade's gonna suplex him over the toprope while he's on the apron." Renegade lifted him up but Dashi Nokia reversed it, brought him back in the ring, and threw him over the toprope. Ken said,"Ohhh Daddy! Dashi Nokia reversed a suplex into a foward suplex and now Dashi Nokia is the TV Champion!" The ref gave him the belt and raised his hand. Dashi Nokia put the ref in the Arm Buster and Officals got him off.
Triple X/Timothy Jones Backstage
Ken said,"Let's go to the back." Triple X walked into Mr. Jones's office. He said,"I'm just here to tell you that I'm going to keep my World Championship Belt and there's not a damn thing you can do. You put me in a 4-way match against 3 people that want my blood. I'm still going to come out on top." Triple X left and Mr. Jones went back to his work. The camera went outside and showed a black limousine pulling up. Steven said,"Who's in that limousine?"
Tygress vs. RoadFoxx vs. Kevin Michaels vs. Triple X
Steven said,"This is what you've been waiting for all night. It's the November Nightmare Main Event. Let's bring out the wrestlers now." Tygress came out first and the crowd cheered. Many fans had signs saying things like,"Tygress can pounce on me anyday,"and,"Marry me Tygress." Next, RoadFoxx came out yelling,"You want sex! You want sex! Talk to that slut in the ring and not the F-O-Double X!" Kevin Michaels came out next and the ladies went wild. Steven said,"All the ladies love HBK." Ken said,"I don't see Tygress going wild. Do ya think she may not like men?" Steven said,"That's a personal thing." Ken said,"Maybe but I guess wanna watch! Maybe her and Sexy Della. OOOHHHHH DADDY!" Triple X came out next. The crowd boo'ed and then, cheered when they saw him holding the porn up in the air. Triple X threw it on the ground and set fire to it. The crowd boo'ed. Ken said,"Triple X just burn some good porn! BOO!" Triple X got into the ring along with the others and the bell sounded. Triple X and Kevin Michaels started fighting and RoadFoxx and Tygress were fighting. Ken said,"Hey, RoadFoxx! She's not one of your ho's. You can't beat her." Triple X whipped HBK in the corner and tried for a running clothesline but got an elbow to the face. Kevin jumped up on the turnbuckle, grabbed Triple X's head, and did a tornado ddt. HBK pinned. The ref counted 1.. and RoadFoxx kicked him off. Steven said,"First one to pin someone is the World Champion." RoadFoxx stomped on Kevin till Tygress came from behind with a lowblow. The ref yelled at Tygress and Triple X rolled out of the ring. Tygress kept yelling at the ref and Triple X came back into the ring with a chair. He hit RoadFoxx in the head with it and didn't see Kevin climbing the turnbuckle. He turned around to hit HBK with the chair and got flying Sweet & Sour Chin Music through a chair from Kevin. HBK threw the chair out of the ring and pinned Triple X. The ref turned around and counted 1..2. and Tygress stopped the count. Kevin got up and clotheslined Tygress out of the ring and pinned Triple X. The ref counted 1..2.. and Tygress pulled the ref out of the ring. Steven said,"Damnit! He had it won." Kevin slid out and attacked Tygress. In the ring, RoadFoxx rolled over and pinned Triple X. Ken said,"1..2..3! RoadFoxx should be the champion!" The ref saw them in the ring and counted 1..2.. and Triple X kicked out. Triple X and RoadFoxx slowly started to get up. On the outside, Kevin whipped Tygress into the steel steps and slid into the ring. HBK grabbed Triple X and whipped him to the corner. He tried to whip RoadFoxx into the corner but he reversed it and Kevin flew into Triple X. Ken said,"Here it is! THE FOXX TRAIN!" RoadFoxx started the set up for the Foxx Train. He saw Tygress on the apron. He ran at her and knocked her off the apron. Then, he turned around and get the Foxx Train on the Kevin and Triple X. Triple X fell out of the ring and Kevin fell on his back. RoadFoxx bounced off the ropes, did a little dance, spun around, and hit the RoadKill. He covered Kevin. The ref counted 1..2. and RoadFoxx got up. Ken said,"He had the World Championship won! Why did he get off?" Steven said,"There's your answer." The Rage came down to the ring. The ref tried to stop them from getting in, Pane grabbed his throat, and Chokeslammed him. Steven said,"The ref didn't call the match off. It's still going!" Adam Blackman attacked RoadFoxx, Lukas Bane attacked Kevin Michaels, Jesse Bane attacked Triple X, and DDT attacked Tygress. Sin and Pane attacked anyone they wanted. The crowd roared and stood on their feet. Ken said,"What's with the crowd? Wait! Who's that!?" Steven yelled,"It's Kef-Pac!" Ken said,"What!?" Steven yelled,"It's Kef-Pac!" Kef-Pac ran down into the ring. DDT saw him first, ran at him, and got a Kef-Factor. The Rogues ran at Kef-Pac and got a Jumping Spinkick to their throats. Adam and Pane attacked Kef-Pac next and got a double Kef-Factor. Sin had his back turned and was beating on Triple X. Sin stopped and listened to the crowd as Kef-Pac was doing the Kram It sign behind him. Sin turned around and jumped back as he saw Kef-Pac. Kef-Pac kicked him in the gut and gave him a Kef-Factor. Steven said,"The crowd's on their feet!" The Rage rolled out of the ring and went backstage. Kef-Pac got the mic and said,"Look at yourselves. Look at what you've become. It's not each other you hate. It's The Rage. The Rage is the cause of all our problems. Are you gonna let them win? Are you gonna give up on each other? Forget about the past. Only think about now. Without you all, Degeneration-Kef is dead. I don't think anyone in this arena wants D-Kef dead!" The crowd chanted,"D-KEF" Kef-Pac continued,"Now, Who's with me?" He stuck his hand out. Tygress put her hand on top of his. Kevin put his hand on top of hers. RoadFoxx put his hand on top of Kevin's. They looked up at Triple X. Triple X said,"Oh, what the hell," and put his hand on top of RoadFoxx's. The crowd roared. D-Kef stood together and raise their arms. Steven yelled,"D-KEF IS TOGETHER! D-KEF IS TOGETHER!"