"Welcome to Feel The Rage'99. Our first match is EdgE666 vs. The Brain. We are having this match earlier because EdgE666 is also in the Main Event verses Josh LeReux," said Steven.The Brain came out first and like always the crowd chanted "Nugget." The Brain grabbed the mike but before he could speak, the lights went out. We hear EdgE666's voice say, "Ahhhhh....get...." The Rage had jumped EdgE666. Josh, Pane, and Crispy were beating him with chairs.The Brain and the ref ran out there. Josh said to The Brain,"This doesn't concern you boy." The Brain stepped back and The Rage continued to beat on EdgE666. "There's the Big Moose," screamed Steven. The Big Moose ran out and clotheslined Pane. Crispy ran at The Big Moose but he countered with the Moose Drop. Derek yelled,"Look out Big Moose!" Josh surprised The Big Moose with a chair shot to the head. Josh went back to attacking EdgE666. Steven said,"The Brain could win this match. Look at EdgE666. He's knocked out. All he's got to do is cover him and he will win the Hardcore Championship." Derek said,"He has gotten a free ride though this whole tournament.HA HA!" The Big Moose got back on his feet and dropkicked Josh. As Josh and him fought, The Brain saw an opening and went for the cover. The ref counted 1..2..3! The Brain won! He is the Hardcore Champion! The Brain ran away when he saw The Big Moose coming towards him. "What a match," said Steven.
Kef-Pac vs. KidMike vs. Jerkicho
Jerkicho came out first, with Kidmike ambushing him from behind. Kidmike beat on Jerkicho and whipped him into the steel railing. Then Kef-Pac came out. "Kef-Pac's still gotta be hurting after the beating he took on Friday night" Steven said. "I wonder when the Foxx train's gonna come out?" said Derek. "Can you ever think about anything but women Derek?" said Steven. Kef-Pac went after Kidmike right away, but Kidmike was ready for him. Kidmike punched Kef-Pac and slammed him onto the steel rampway. Finally Kidmike and Kef-Pac made their way to the ring. Kidmike splashed Kef-Pac in the corner and covered him. 1...2...Jerkicho comes in to disrupt the count. Jerkicho clotheslined Kidmike to the outside. Jerkicho strangled Kidmike with a camera wire, then beat him with a chair until the ref took it away from him. Kidmike was knocked out. Jerkicho rolled Kidmike in the ring and got ready to do the Lion Two-Timer. Kef-Pac got up and delivered the X-Compactor to Jerkicho. Kef-Pac rolled Jerkicho onto Kidmike and covered them both 1...2...3! Kef-Pac wins.
Joe "Tough Guy" Hart vs. The Illegal Weapon Adam Blackman
"This should be a slobber-knocker!" Derek said. "This is a kendle stick hardcore match, with the one kendle stick in the middle of the ring." Steven said. The match started out with Joe going for the kendle stick first, but Adam kicked him in the face. Adam followed up with a DDT, and grabbed the kendle stick. Adam tried to hit Joe with the kendle stick, but Joe rolled out of the way. Joe grabbed the kendle stick and low blowed Adam with it. Joe then rolled Adam to the outside and beat him with a chair. Joe rolled Adam into the ring and hit him in the legs with the kendle stick to prepare Adam for the Dullshooter. Joe climbed the top rope and tried to give Adam an elbow drop, but Adam put his knees up. Adam grabbed the kendle stick and bashed Joe over the head with it. Joe was busted wide open. "It's obvious that neither one cares too much about winning the match, they want to try to end their opponent's career!" said Derek. "Are you actually paying attention to the match this time Derek?" Steven said. "Of course I am. There's no puppies to see in this match!" said Derek. Adam picked up Joe, gave him the DVD and covered 1...2...3! Adam "The Illegal Weapon" Blackman wins. Adam continued to beat Joe with the kendle stick until some people came out to hold him back.
Pane vs. The Big Moose
The lights went out. Pane's music played and flames burst from the turnbuckles. As Pane came out, The Big Moose jumped him from behind. Pane uppercutted him in the throat and give him a big boot in the face. Pane dragged him to the ring and threw him into the ringpost but he reversed it and Pane hit the post. The Big Moose rolled him into the ring and covered. The ref counted 1.. He kicked out. Pane went downstairs with a lowblow. Derek said,"Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark." Pane tried to Powerbomb The Big Moose but he was too heavy. Pane fell over and did a piledriver on The Big Moose. Pane covered. The ref counted 1..2. He kicked out. Steven said,"That was close." Pane climbed to the toprope and waited for The Big Moose to turn around. The Big Moose turned around and Pane jumped at him. The Big Moose grabbed Pane's neck as he was coming down and Moose Slammed him. The Big Moose covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. The crowd roared. The Big Moose won.
Triple X vs. Macho Moose
Triple X came out first throwing porn into the crowd. Macho Moose came down next. He grabbed the mike and said,"Ohhhhhhhh Yeah Macho Moose is gonna wipe the floor with ya and when I'm finished I'm gonna shove this Slim Jim up your ass. Ohhhhh yeah!" Triple X walked up to Macho Moose and said,"Look at this girl on the cover of this porno. Why don't you take a closer look." He hit Macho Moose in the head with the video and began kicking him in the ribs. The ref told Triple X to back off. He backed off and went right back to the attack. Macho Moose pushed Triple X away and elbow dropped on him a couple of times. Derek said,"Wait! There's Foxx! I hope he's got his FOXXXXXXX TRAIN!" The RoadFoxx ran out and lowblowed Macho Moose when the ref turned his back. Triple X tried the Sex Degree but Macho Moose countered into a body slam. Macho Moose ran out to attack RoadFoxx. As the ref was trying to break them up, ReyMooseJr ran into the ring. He did the Jumping DDT on Triple X as he was getting up. ReyMooseJr did a baseball slide and hit RoadFoxx. Macho Moose rolled into the ring and covered Triple X. The ref counted 1..2..3. Macho Moose won. ReyMooseJr and RoadFoxx continued to fight even though Macho Moose and Triple X left.
RoadFoxx vs. ReyMooseJr
The ref rang the bell. ReyMooseJr and RoadFoxx were already fighting so he started the match. RoadFoxx slammed ReyMooseJr's head onto the steel steps and rolls him into the ring. Foxx sets him up in the turnbuckle and runs to the opposite turnbuckle. PD Derek yelled,"THE FOXXXXXXXXXXXXXX TRAIN!!!!!!" RoadFoxx at him but ReyMooseJr put his foot up and Foxx ran into it. ReyMooseJr climbed the turnbuckle and missile drop kicked Foxx. ReyMooseJr picked him up by the hair and RoadFoxx countered into the Foxxdrop. He covered. The ref counted 1..2.. ReyMooseJr kicked out. RoadFoxx picked him up and ReyMooseJr Jumping DDT'ed him. Both were on the mat. The ref counted 1...2...3...4...5...6...7 and then they got up. ReyMooseJr punched RoadFoxx but he blocked and RoadFoxx pump handle slammed him. RoadFoxx went for the RoadKill but ReyMooseJr moved out of the way. EvE ran out. Steven said,"What's she doing out here?" RoadFoxx distracted the ref and EvE put the EvE of Distruction on ReyMooseJr. RoadFoxx bounced off the ropes and did the RoadKill. He covered. The ref counted 1..2..3. The RoadFoxx won.
Pimp Daddy Derek screamed,"PUPPIES!!!!!PUPPIES, PUPPIES, AND MORE PUPPIES!" Steven said,"Calm down Derek." The women were all in the ring and the bell rang. If a women is thrown over the ropes, she will lose. Tygress, EvE, and Mean Streak Mystica formed a little group. DDT ran at the D-Kef members and they picked her up and throw her out. Tygress said,"Anyone else want some?" Cactus Brenna ran at EvE and speared her. The D-Kef girls beat on Brenna but they could not get her out. Bad Ass Chilli Gunn helped Cactus Brenna and knocked EvE out of the ring. Sexy Della pulled Brenna's hair and DDT'ed her. Chilli Gunn came to aid her again but Mean Streak Mystica threw Gunn out. Ravishing Regal Rini started clawing Mystica with her nails untill she couldn't take the pain and she jumped over the ropes onto the floor. "I LOVE THIS! I think Chilli Gunn will win," said Derek. "What are you talking about? She was thrown over the.....oh, I see. You're only looking at the puppies," Steven said. Derek said,"What?" Sexy Della screamed at Brenna,"Come on ugly Bitch. Get out of here!" Cactus Brenna got pissed and body slammed Sexy Della out of the ring. She jumped out of the ring herself and started beating on Della. Steven said,"It's just Rini and Tygress now." Rini flashed her nails to Tygress and kicked Tygress with her long legs. "Those legs go all the way to Heaven and I have the key to the Gate," said PD Derek. Rini tried to throw Tygress over the turnbuckle but she got knocked away and Tygress speared her from the toprope. Steven said,"That was the Tyger Pounce!" Tygress threw Rini over the toprope. Tygress won! Tygress has the Women's Championship. People came out and separated Della and Brenna. Della screamed,"You ugly whore! You can never beat me. I got the looks and the skills. I challenge you to a Beauty Contest and Derek at decide who's got it going on. You have no chance at beating me so I'll let you have someone to help you. I don't think anyone will because once an ugly bitch, always an ugly bitch" Chilli Gunn came up to Della and said,"I'll help her. Anything to get you to eat your words." Sexy Della goes off in one direction and Chilli Gunn and Cactus Brenna in another. Derek yelled at the girls."Let's make it a Puppy Contest! PUPPIES!!"
"I sure hope EdgE666 is ok. He took quite a beating today. I'm not sure he can beat Josh LeReux anywhere," said Steven,"What do you think, Derek? Derek?...." Derek was gone again and another note was left. It read:"Hey Steven! I can't be here now. I got me a little piece of Heaven. -Derek" Steven said," Mr. Jones isn't gonna like this." EdgE666 stumbled down to the ring. "He doesn't look so good," said Steven. Josh came down and looked at EdgE666. He said,"You are one sorry motha fucker." EdgE666 jumped at Josh but he moved and EdgE666 fell to the ground. Josh Kicked him in the ribs many times. He picked EdgE666 up and did the Josh LeReux Driver. He covered. "It's all over," said Steven. The ref counted 1..2.. and Josh got off. He said,"Not yet. I want to him to Feel My Rage." EdgE666 yelled,"I'm not feeling nothing on you!" and EvenMoosed him. EdgE666 covered. The ref counted 1..2 and Josh kicked out. Josh picked him up and Josh LeReux Driver'ed him again. "Stay down bitch," he said. Josh did a couple elbow drops and leg drops. EdgE666 wasn't moving. Josh DDT'ed the ref. Josh rolled put of the ring and got a table. He set it up in the ring. He got on the turnbuckle and picked up EdgE666. Josh powerbombed him though the table from the toprope. Macho Moose, ReyMooseJr, and The Big Moose came out.Pane and Crispy jumped out of the crowd and attacked them. Big Moose pulled out a taser but Pane used it on him and then on the other Moose Pack Members. Josh got out of the ring and told Pane and Crispy to take the Moose Pack and leave. A new ref came out. They followed his orders and Josh got back into the ring. Josh picked EdgE666 up and EdgE666 lowblowed him. Steven said,"Where did that come from?" EdgE666 kicked Josh LeReux in the nuts and gave him the Moose Cutter. Both are on the floor. The ref counts 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 and they slowly got up. Josh twisted EdgE666's arm and began kicking him in the ribs again. The ref told Josh to stop and then, Josh did a Russian Legsweep. Josh picked him up and did a couple piledrivers and DDT's. Josh lifts him up and does gut buster after gut buster to the bloody EdgE666. The ref tells Josh to pin him or he'll give the match to EdgE666. Josh DDT's this ref too. Josh grabs a chair from the outside. Josh throws EdgE666 to the ropes and runs at him to hit him with the chair. EdgE666's body goes limp and falls to the ground. Josh trips over his body and his head hits the chair hard. A new ref comes out again. josh gets up and tries to hit the down EdgE666 with the chair but the ref grabs it. Josh shoves the ref. The ref shoves back and Josh falls. EdgE666 rolls him up and the ref counts 1..2..3! Steven stood up and said,"We have a NEW UWM World Champion! EdgE666 has beat Josh LeReux. This is a great night! Moose Pack has the gold! Moose Pack has the gold!" The crowd cheered and chanted "Moose Pack." Josh couldn't believe it. Josh went to attack EdgE666 but the lights went out. When they came back on, EdgE666 was gone and josh LeReux was covered in blood.